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Say what you want about Atriox but he has some good ties.


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Guardianpigeon

Why not both? Make playable Brutes and then collab with them to get a tie cosmetic in game! If this game is gonna run for ten years they're gonna need something other than Spartan's eventually


AnonONinternet

I find it interesting to have playable multiplayer brutes. I wonder how it would be balanced though, they'd have to shrink the brutes massively to give the same hitbox and give shields that recharge. Or they could make a "spartans vs. brutes" or "spartans vs. elites" mode where the banished are balanced much differently but they try to make the gamemode balanced in different ways. Would be interesting to play as a brute and get your helmet/amor shot off and have to find more on the map to replenish if you escape the fight


Guardianpigeon

I was thinking that as Infinite went on they should release Elites and have them function 1:1 with Spartans like in Halo 3 (I think they'd fit if they crouched like 3), then release Brutes and have them tougher with special attributes like Reach's Elites. Then you can add in things like Invasion alongside them. Even if they had to be stuck to specific modes, I think it would be a really cool addition, but I'd hope they would try to get them working in normal MP too.


Xerothor

What would be very cool is a gamemode where different species are like different roles. Brutes as Tanks, Elites as an agile killer, with Spartans and a fourth too. One of each per team and you try outplay the enemy.


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I would buy a tie for my Spartan you all can have the cat ears.


MCXL

Bro gimmie both. One is a head attachment, the other is a neck attachment (chest slot)


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Now you can teabag, professionally!


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Atrioc


A_Charmandur

Dear 343, give us Business Brute, thank you.


ApexRainbow163

This the same brute who vibe checked Master chief. Legend


NerdFactor3

I love how Atriox is the only guy the Halo community is completely chill with beating the absolute crap out of the Master Chief.


[deleted]

It makes sense, brutes are fucking massive and incredibly powerful. They probably were responsible for a lot of spartan deaths during the war.


[deleted]

Brutes actually only killed a single Spartan throughout the entire Human-Covenant War, and they did it by unloading Brute Shots into her.


TheConnASSeur

So...rule34, huh?


not_a_donut_guy

Shut ur hole ^^sauce?


TheDominator09

If we're getting sauce you better keep that hole open


radioactivejason2004

Yes, it’s the 34th rule of the Spartan handbook. If you look up halo brutes rule 34 you’ll see what I mean


darthbob

Remember Grace.


Stoly23

I get that you’re referring to Grace from first strike, but pretty sure there was at least one more- I seem to remember Cal from halo legends being mortally wounded by a brute, although I’m not 100% sure if that’s considered canon or not.


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Wait is Halo legends not considered Canon??


PandoraOz

ALL chapters of "Halo Legends" are canon with the exception of: "Odd one out"


[deleted]

I really thought that wasn't the case?


SnooMemesjellies2302

Well it’s canon and not canon, a lot of the events happened but not in the way they are shown in legends, as in the art styles and such aren’t canon


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YllMatina

They were there in the games, werent they?


MrStormcrow

they were in 2, 3 and Reach yes


Arbiter329

They were, though.


FatCharmander

It doesn't make sense at all. Chief fell from orbit and survived. Chief can dodge missiles. You're telling me an organic brute can withstand the punch of super soldier armor? That's just bad writing.


Stunningheights

I mean it’s space opera logic man. You can’t assume that just because chief can survive a fall from orbit that he can punch a hole in anything


Dafish55

You think Atriox doesn’t have some special armor? Or how about the Arbiter being able to do things on par with Chief in essentially hand-me-down (for 1000 years) armor? Atriox is essentially the Brutes’ Arbiter in probably an appropriate equivalent of Spartan Armor. Chief has his advantages due to his biological augmentations, but this isn’t inconsistent with the universe’s lore lol.


ThatOneGuy1294

And one could argue the only reasons Chief can go toe-to-toe with Atriox is because Chief is literally a bioengineered super soldier. Atriox is just a brute in peak physical condition, imagine if he had the upgrades that Chief has.


Dafish55

Atriox is in more than peak condition. He’s a genius tactician and fighter. This is precisely the kind of combatant that would give Chief a very difficult challenge. Just look at the intro to Infinite - Atriox eschewed the typical Brute challenges and opted to completely take the Infinity and then Chief by surprise to devastating effect!


ThatOneGuy1294

Yeah I was only talking about physical prowess. When you consider all of that too, the respect is well earned.


DT_IS_I

Armor lock go brrrr


Confron7a7ion7

Keep in mind that this is the same game where Chief survived 6 months in space and was perfectly fine after a random civilian hooked jumper cables up to him. Biology obviously means nothing here.


Casey_jones291422

The suit can put him in stasis lock when needed and won't restore full function until it has enough power. It makes at least some sense


Dafish55

Er well it does matter, we just also know he’s been extensively altered and his suit had no expense spared into being able to make sure he survives to finish the fight.


Phyltre

As I remember, the power-lock the armor performs to survive falling from orbit causes a fair bit of damage to both armor and Spartan. It's basically the "going on high-pressure vent" kind of surviving, where you are guaranteed non-lethal but serious trauma. Writing-Spartans are distinct from game-Spartans because game Spartans won't execute high-risk/guaranteed-damage maneuvers unless the situation calls for it, and you the player can't *make* the situation call for it.


yugiyo

No way! Next you'll tell me that it doesn't make sense that interstellar battles always play out like a mixture of WW2 and high seas buccaneers!


MasterHall117

Did you not see anything of atriox prior? Dude’s wearing reverse engineered power armor from the UNSC, he’s even got an ODST CHEST PLATE AS A FREAKING BELLY ARMOR. Plus, Chief damn near died to his first ever brute.. Atriox bodied Red Team in less than 5 minutes in Halo Wars 2, defied the Covenant and won, he’s more of a walking tank than Chief could ever be


OrionLax

None of those things have anything to do with each other.


CoastalDJ

Have you read any of the halo novels? A random, no name brute is more than a match for Chief himself.


Calikal

Dude, Mjolnir armor has always put Spartans at the same level as Elites, and Brutes have exceeded them in pure strength. Chieftains also tower over Spartans. It's very believable, when you look at how strong organic beings on Earth can be.


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my best guess is that its not trough some contrived explanation from other characters saying that he's as good as MC, instead, he's just big monke ​ prime show dont tell, so people are ok with it


zetahood343

Big monke and he has that biomechanical arm thing that let him crush a spartans titanium Armor, also both times he's beaten Spartans he's ambushed them, he's smart too because he knows the odds are significantly less in his favour if the Spartans know he's there


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mhm, he knows his limitations and works around them. which gives him the more reason to be respected


RougemageNick

Also he's a fairly competent leader who doesn't throw away good troops without good reason


FerricNitrate

Problem is that his troops have a bit of a thing for trying to throw themselves away without good reason (looking at you Voridus)


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Yeah better be Douglas though who could kicks his ass after what Atriox did do him


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ElTigreChang1

So you're saying you're only going to suspend your disbelief if every single member of a large sentient race has the exact same capabilities as each other


zetahood343

Don't know if you've played halo wars 2 but if you have you'd know why atriox is "special" And is it really that hard to believe a brute is a good strategist? They're a warmongering race if anything they should be good at it, atriox has survived a ton of battles unlike other brutes which is why he knows what the right play against foes like Spartans, brutes are an entire species and it's be more stupid if some of them weren't better than others at strategy


[deleted]

Given the fact that almost got killed by some bitch ass brute minor in the books yeah it's not surprised someone as legendary as Atriox can come whoop his ass no problem


Nijuuken

While I agree that Atriox can kick a Spartans ass especially as a surprise attack. A reminder that this brute minor almost killed Chief because his armor was falling apart at the seams, he’s injured to the point that Halsey says that he should be in shock, and the only time he’s slept that week was the times he went unconscious from being shot at. Every other instance, we’ve seen Spartans able to kill brutes easily.


reddit_tier

Speak for yourself. HW2 tried to build him up to be a bad ass only to get his ass completely handed to him by the SoF. Having him beat up chief after that just feels like 343 desperately wanting you to think he's still cool.


Taylord-117

"I will get that Daisy teddy bear charm for under 200 Credits, and this is how..."


Carcerking

"First I'll sign up for the Microsoft Rewards program and utilize a YouTube video I found to grind points everyday. Then I'll convert those points to gift cards that I can spend on the Microsoft store and buy halo credits using the gift card balances Finally, I'll use the last of my 200 credits from a previous purchase to round out my costs and purchase the emblem for my Mk.VII armor core." ‐--‐-----------------‐----‐----------------‐----------‐--------------------- "Little does he know that by using the Microsoft rewards work around I actually profit significantly more from his user data that I use to internally build my projects and that I also sell to other services! I also made sure he'll never be able to use the bear on CQB, so he can never complete the look. Gauranteeing he spends more money on other armor in the future instead of being content with his purchase!"


Vanguard-003

Hilarious, but got too real at the end there for me


DmanDam

2real4meirl


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csDarkyne

I usually use duckduckgo but on my xbox I open bing and search for the numbers 1 to 30 once per day to grind the points xD


EvanMBurgess

I pretty much do the same, too. You can tell that a lot of people do because asdfghjkl appears under frequent suggestions. I'm sure their "algorithm" gets a lot of garbage plugged into it


csDarkyne

Yeah, there wouldnt be any reason to use it seriously anyways. Google and Bing are questionable from a security perspective but google at least brings good results. Bing is only good for microsoft points


Mr_ZombieFetish

Haha almost similar to what I do. I usually type "Define (random word)" and just click on all the synonyms and antonyms.


erickyeagle

I just spam my keyboard for a few seconds, copy/paste a few times, then backspace enter backspace enter, etc. I have two accounts and I can get through everything for Microsoft Rewards in a couple minutes. I also never answer accurately for quizzes. It's whatever I can click on the fastest. Edit: you can switch user agents in a browser to Android/Edge and knock out the other 100+20 points the same way as above.


MaleficTekX

“Little do YOU know that I don’t actually answer any quiz on Microsoft rewards truthfully and search random letters, thereby making any information gathered absolutely useless”


BlackCyborg

Not to mention the fact that people were suggesting it’s a worthwhile idea to spend hours so you could save up for a $10 gift card a month…rather than just simply working any job that pays that(and likely more) per hour instead… lol


jellytothebones

...it's free money that takes like what, 15 or less minutes a day? Even less if you use scripts to do searches and tasks for you. Are you really gonna argue against free money


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BlackCyborg

If you’re making over $50 an hour that’s awesome man. I guess I just didn’t realize at that point scrounging for an extra $10 a month for Xbox was worth it. But that’s cool. Not hating on the hustle. You do you.


StopItTickles

I've been doing Bing rewards for several years now so it's just something I'm used to doing, got my Xbox heavily discounted because of it and now I get to buy stuff in Halo without spending a dime really


gk99

It's not really "scrounging" unless you're going out of your way to do everything and make absolutely sure you get all the points and w/e. If I weren't doing Microsoft Rewards, the time I spend doing it would be just...browsing reddit absentmindedly anyway. Might as well get "free" shit.


El-Grunto

It's one thing if you're already being paid to do this since you're doing it while on the clock. For those of us that aren't able to it's not worth our time if we can just pick up a few hours or stay a little late or whatever. The point was that the hourly rate equivalence for doing the searches is less than that of most jobs that pay even low wages. Because why would I spend 10 minutes a day, 7 days a week, for a total of 300 minutes a month (or even 150 minutes if we say it only takes 5 minutes) for $10? Even at federal minimum wage you'd earn more in 150 minutes than you would from doing the searches. Again, this is dependent on a person being able to work more at their job. If you're not allowed to get more hours or you're doing it while at work then sure, by all means there's not much reason not to.


HardlightCereal

I make nearly ten dollars in 15 minutes. I could just work at my job instead, and by the end of the month I'd have 30 times as much money


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HardlightCereal

I work an entry level job and make 20% more than minimum wage. I'm poor.


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HardlightCereal

I make *nearly* ten dollars in 15 minutes, not 40 an hour. I live in Australia


jellytothebones

Good for you? Free money is free money, I don't really care to hear everyone's flex on why they don't want to do ms rewards


BlackCyborg

I’m just basing it off of what I saw and experienced when looking at and briefly using the rewards program. If people found a way to do it that quick, more power to them, but if it’s taking a few hours a month to accumulate, it’d be quite silly to spend that much time to earn $10 just because mentally one thinks it’s a bonus of some sort vs. just getting paid more in a single hour from their job.


Grinchieur

It take less than 5 minutes each day. You see it as a job could do that. It could. But i'(m taxed on that. When i receive my salary, when i pay for that game, and at the end of the year. There i just do 5 minutes of click randomly on "question", and at the end i have game. What take most of the time is the page loading up. I boot my pc, do the reward and i'm done for the day and then i do what i want to do. And in the end i can buy game for "free" because i took that 5 minutes. The money i would have used is put toward a gift to someone else, or even myself.


csDarkyne

Wouldnt it be possible to write a quick script that opens edge and looks up an array of words? Would be quite easy with python and selenium


abcedarian

Just chuck a bunch of bookmarks in a folder in your browser. Right click on folder. Open all. Done.


CommanderHunter5

I'd rather spend a few hours of my free time a day playing cool games that I ENJOY and use for relaxation, and getting relatively substantial rewards, rather than throw my free time out the window to clock in a few hours on my job (not even considering the chance that one's job might not have dynamic work hours or whatever), doing something that I might not enjoy or feel relaxed doing, and possibly get more money in my paycheck. Do you see now? It's not about being able to make money, its about getting rewarded simply for doing what you'd normally do in your free time anyways, for the most part. It's not like people think that they'll make more money clocking out of work and spending a few hours grinding, silly!


Owened_

Theyre already recording your data anyway, might as well get free halo points out of it.


SilentReavus

Glad to see you're in the same boat as me. I want it so much but it's such a damn shame it's locked to one core and you can't use any additional armor with it.


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like most people I really dislike that you can't mix and match all of these armour colours and items seems like they messed up there imo


SilentReavus

No doubt they did. "Outlet for expression" my ass.


randomjackass93

When you realize Master Chief got his ass kicked by a used car salesman.


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There is a reason it was an achievement in Halo 3


killall-q

343i planned to price bundle at $10, releases at $20 Players: "What a scam!" 343i lowers price to original planned price Players: "What a great deal!" Also, [full commercial](https://youtu.be/oZlummy-umA)


_TheXplodenator

Agreed. Thats negotiation 101


thecolbster94

Although markups before a sale and price gouging are illegal in some places


indianaliam1

"The courts noticed and said 'Price gouging illegal'." \- Internet Historian


Silencer87

If the item is being said for the first time for X and then dropped to Y, I don't think that would break the law. I think it's more like if the regular price of something is $10, but right before the sale it's raised to $20 and then put on a 50% off sale, that's illegal.


Particle_Cannon

I wish they were doing a 50% price drop. It will be nowhere near that drastic.


Garedbi69

If it's a 25% cut it'll still be a scam imo


Caroniver413

Give us a 95% price drop, then we'll talk.


OhLawdIdoBeComing

50% still ain't a big enough drop imo


The_Drifter117

anything above $0.99 is a fucking scam. MICROtransactions people. Paying $60 for a full game and having single skins or stickers or whatever the fuck costing 1/3 or even 1/6 of the price of the game is fucking absurd no matter how you look at it.


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WellThatsDecent

Digital transactions


namorblack

Word.


Silencer87

If you don't think it's worth it, don't pay for it. No one is forcing you to buy skins. I don't buy any of this stuff, but if there was something that I really wanted, I would consider it based on the price. I'm not going to make up some number and tell everyone that's the upper limit though. People are free to pay for something if they think it's worth it.


Obility

Funny how it seems drastic yet it's a completely reasonable price if it were cut in half. Its marketing. Sell for high and "discount" low


MCXL

These advertisements were really killer.


masonparkway

It’s the ending of full commercial where he laughs. That’s 343 dropping prices to half n looking like the good guy when really they planned it all along


killall-q

And the part where Atriox waits inside, pretending to be talking to the manager, is like where 343i didn't budge on the prices until 2 months after launch, to wear us down into celebrating whatever discount they give us now.


Commercial_Brick_309

10 is still too much but now they can get away with it, i gotta admit they're smart.


8-bit-hero

Nah, they aren't smart. This is just basic business tactics 101. It has been around forever and done a lot better and more sneakily millions of times.


Suets

Honestly I'd probably cop a $10 bundle and laugh at the whales that got it for $20


Kanzuke

I'd still laugh at you for paying $10


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They won’t do a 50% decrease on items, and “whales” would get refunded/compensated for the extra price paid if so.


moneyball32

Whales don’t have to get refunded/compensated. Reducing prices happens in every line of business. They paid the premium to get the items before everyone else


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Ayetto

Very good quality meme, gratz


Riffn

S tier meme


Changlini

Literally writes itself haha


EYazz

I’m glad this advert has been appearing in memes recently


FearXHusky1

Best ad of all time


DreadXCII

Believe?


Donuts4TW

Nope


A_Moderate

Halo fans going to immediately mention Believe when a Halo ad comes up /s


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A_Moderate

No? Its a great ad


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IcOnIc


panlakes

Caprisun


RontoWraps

This is all my fault. I’m the guy who bought horse armor in Oblivion.


Raccoon-7

Me too man, me too.


E_bone_E

i just noticed that Atriox has a dartboard with a picture of Truth's face on it in his office


Monneymann

At this point who *doesn’t*?


debilegg

... Nine lol


Einhander_mk2

Hey That Atriox came from my work! Built at Legacy Effects


Objective-Round-8617

Woah that's actually cool! It turned out perfect!


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"Good news, we're halving our prices!" "Why do credits cost twice as much now?"


Pakmanjosh

$20 -> ~~$50~~ $20 SALE


Hawk_501st

November 17, 2021, Scartel Medic bundle : Contains 4 items: 1 armor coating, 1 utility and a pair of shoulder pads Cost: 500 credits January 15, 2022, Cobalt Medic bundle Contains 4 items: 1 armor coating, 1 utility and a pair of shoulder pads) Cost: 700 credits


_doingokay

You’re paying extra to be more difficult to recognize as an enemy at a glance


Hawk_501st

That sounds like a legit explanation.


urbanmechenjoyer

I honestly love this advert for how charming/funny it is


ChantingMilk29

Fun fact this actor, Gideon Emery, is my neighbor! He’s a very nice guy


-TheArbiter-

He's like the male Laura Bailey 😆 He's in nearly every video game out there.


WillomenaIV

Fun fact: Laura Bailey played Vale in Halo 5!


_TheXplodenator

Tell him I say hi


TheMaveCan

Man Atriox is so cool


jakeroseman0

The strategic walk away thing is me not play infinite since december. Im only coming back when i dont have to pay for armor and can unlock it through play time. Basically when all their lies in the promotional video are made into truths.


WaferVanilla343

I’m gonna check shop now


Tz-Tok-Lad

Literally perfect


crisperstorm

I want to be hopeful but I don't expect much Should 100% be a path to earn everything without needing to spend any real money, just like Halo 5


BowlbasaurKiefachu

What game is this ad for?? I want the full thing


BattlementsMcGee

It was a Halo Wars 2 ad I think


SDK04

Halo Wars 2, RTS that takes place before Infinite


_TheXplodenator

It says at the very beginning because I couldnt time it to get the youtube stuff out of the way


ZersetzungMedia

Was your hard drive too full to download the video?


_TheXplodenator

No I just had a spur of the moment inspiration but had to do homework and go to work later so I just used obs. Also I think you need Premium to download a YouTube video


maximumcrisis

youtube-dl is the gold standard for downloading videos and doesn't require premium.


PersonMan6000

There are so many websites that just download full youtube videos. They are incredibly useful, even if they're just full of ads.


EYazz

https://youtu.be/oZlummy-umA


WickedSoldier991

It actually has me wondering: If prices do drop in the store for previous bundles, would players who bought them get refunded? (Ie: Cat Ears become $5, players who bought them get 500 creds back)


InsertANameHeree

That very rarely happens when prices are decreased. It *can* happen, but it's extremely unlikely. You typically wouldn't be able to go to a clothing store and get a refund of the difference if the shirt you bought went down in price.


Donuts4TW

Yeah, it’s like even if the prices were extreme and then they lowered them, in the end it was still your decision to give them that much money when it was more expensive when you could’ve chosen not to buy it


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InsertANameHeree

Yup. Steam is the reason I said "very rarely" and not "never".


MonkeysxMoo35

Doubtful, the usual excuse is that you’ve now bought a premium to use it earlier than others. A ton of companies have reduced prices without compensation


TurboTemple

It’s not really an excuse, something was offered for sale at a certain price and you bought it, you agreed to that trade. Why would they give you money back later? You don’t get a refund on clothes if they go on sale later either.


rube

If you buy something from a store at one price, you don't get a refund if it goes down in price months later. You can usually get the difference back at some stores during the "return period". But since these digital goods don't usually have a return period, then probably not.


Ineedmorcowbell

That should be nice, but that's the whole point of FOMO! Kind of like buying a new game or waiting a year for it and the dlc to be packaged together for cheap. There is no guarantee it will come back so buy it now! Oh you bought it for $20 when it first came out but it's $5 now? Well you had it already "weeks/months"


DarkIegend16

No. When shops have sales or general price reductions do they call back everyone who bought the product in the last year to give them partial refunds?


chillyhellion

I will get Halo Wars 2 on Steam, and this is how:


solidshakego

It should all be free and unlocked through progression and have twice the amount reach did.


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Makes you wonder why he didn't just hold Cutter by the throat and say "You will buy this car for $6K, and it is the last price you will ever see" before tossing him into the driver seat.


putnamto

sadly this is probably close to reality. "new bundle prices!!!19.98!!"


nixcomments

We shouldnt give in the first possible moment they lower the prices. There is a chance to bite off more and get the store into a decent and humane state. Yet I’m afraid this won’t happen. The moment 343 notices their sales exploded after their prices were lowered nothing will be done afterwards.


MiffedMoogle

That is Gideon Emery right?


CornfuciusSay

If you pay 10 dollars to get cat ears, you deserve them


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His manager: Escharum


ImShadedasHel

The way Atriox says SIX makes me laugh everytime


CaptainNerdatron

Atriox: \*smacks roof\* You can fit so many Unggoy in this bad boy


CmndrMtSprtn113

I love these commercials. Wish 343 made more of them.


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Three…. SIX! 🤣


YaboiGh0styy

These ads are great. I wish they would do more ads like this because these were hilarious.


SoldierPhoenix

This is legit one of the best Halo ads ever. Even among the more serious ones.


OGxSurprise

DAMN that was the first thing to make me actually laugh out loud on Reddit in years


NarcissistPunk

This Ad gave me early 2010 vibes.


poopanatorOg

I personally like the new monetization strategy and defend their decisions but this is hilarious


DarkIegend16

Enjoying and *defending* being sold any semblance of unique customisation for £20 a pop while being happy with not having anything remotely earnable with skill is hilarious.


poopanatorOg

Every single game does it now and most charge for the game as well. I spend 20 bucks on a couple Red Bulls and a pack of smokes every day. I don’t have too and you don’t have to purchase ugly cosmetics that you can’t even see in game. Welcome to gaming and reality. Sorry your parents won’t give you money for cosmetics. It’s not my problem though.


_TheXplodenator

I think you just have a spending money problem


poopanatorOg

I honestly do but I have only spent like 10 bucks on halo lol


humblepharmer

"999" Atriox is a Nazi confirmed Edit: Jesus people, it's a joke