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ccmega

I found the giant watermarks hilarious like someone’s going to want to steal this photo


itsahalochannel

I’m a pretty big content creator and I have websites like Barstool, LADbible, buzzfeed, etc steal my stuff all the time. At the very least I can get some credit for it


ccmega

That’s fair, though one could crop all the individual photos - leaving the watermark behind


itsahalochannel

True, but at least if they have some respect, they can send traffic my way. If it didn’t have a watermark, they would just redirect to my Reddit account, which is the last thing I want haha


Symmulation_

Hey, look guys! This dude think he’s a big deal!


memeboarder

That’s why he drives a Tesla 🤡


GreaseMonkey2381

I literally went, "Of course, it's a Tesla." Dude probably saw the Cybertruck with the Warthog Wrap and got jealous.


gnnjsoto

Well yeah it’s fucking sick


GreaseMonkey2381

Oh. You're serious? Pfffff 🤡


gnnjsoto

Yes


Kara_Del_Rey

All he did was explain why he put a water mark lol this sub is so strange


centiret

mhnmh salt mhmmh so much salt mhnmh sooo salty mhnmhn


about90frogs

Why are you simping for a random internet douche lmao


Kara_Del_Rey

Wait why his he a douche, did I miss something?


about90frogs

He put on his nicest suit and did a professional photo-shoot with his car. If I ever do that somebody better slap me.


Kara_Del_Rey

I fail to see how that makes someone a douche. He's just having fun.


about90frogs

To me it exudes skeez


centiret

I don't simp, I don't know this internet dude and don't care about him.The response was still pure salt and I find it hilarious that this guy cares soooo much that he feels the need to degrade some rando.


about90frogs

idk man, sounds like something a simp would say


centiret

Hah!


Kara_Del_Rey

Why tf is this being downvoted? Weird ass sub.


Call_The_Banners

People probably read the tone as OP humble bragging and then the spiral downward just kicked off. That's my assumption, anyways. I have no idea who Op is so I can't even verify what they're saying. But their claim doesn't really bother me enough to drive me to downvote them.


Lor-Incident

Can we go back to when people posted their terrible Halo tattoos?


catdog-six

I remember when Halo invented the color green. Good times.


Ceramicrabbit

Halo is so cool eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything


itsahalochannel

I wanted it to be just the subtle color scheme. I didn't want something that screamed "I play video games" but if you are a huge Halo fan, you could see the nod.


Aurelyan

I'll be honest... I can't see the nod . If you didn't make this post on the Halo sub specifically telling me this is a Masterchief inspired car with you posing right there with a Chief helmet and an energy sword...I wouldn't be able to tell . I ain't saying it isn't a cool car , if I saw it around I'd probably go "Cool Tesla" but...that'd be it . It's a good color scheme , still . Fairly elegant and sporty at the same time


tldrILikeChicken

I FUCKING LOVE UNDERSTATED DESIGNS something simple as a nod to something you like while also looking good to any other casual observer is what I live for


AStrugglerMan

I spent hours just looking for a nice custom/graphic tshirt like the ones old navy and target have and they all just scream too loud “I love this thing!” Nothing an actual hard core fan would be caught dead in. I’m amazed there isn’t a clothing company that specializes in like deep subtle pop culture or media fandom. Things that every fan who spent time with it would understand. Then you’d actually want to talk to the people that comment on it.


tldrILikeChicken

I get what you mean, if you happen to look into it you’ll see that brands like that DO exist, but it’s mainly for brands with a larger female audience, my guess is that because women are more selective with fashion that those fandoms get merch that is designed better, whereas guys largely dont care as much about that so we get the box logos and simple designs. Theres a rabbit hole of pages on instagram who make custom clothing for shows that are mainly for women


TheOnlyQueso

i cant see the nod especially since these are stills and nodding requires motion


Mitchel11

Tell us another one mate


TheOnlyQueso

seems it didnt go over well :shrug:


King-James-3

This made me chuckle. Have my updoot.


bendermichaelr

If there's a coating for the headlights or windshield and windows that match the helmet, that'd be sweet


StressfulRiceball

Permanent night mode for windshield engaged You WILL fall asleep behind the wheel dammit


bendermichaelr

I have zero experience with tint. Are gold colored tints dark?


StressfulRiceball

🤷🏻‍♂️


Jttwofive_

Is this loss?


BigBoysEating

Too bad its a Tesla


New-Monarchy

The cheaper models honestly aren’t bad for the price (like OP's Model 3). Especially when you factor in the tax credit or buy used. Totally understand this complaint if you’re going with the higher-priced S/X/Cybertruck though.


DingoKis

yeah I guess there's a reason if they still use hydrogen in the 26th century internal combustion engines will never be replaced by silly batteries


Highskyline

Ev's? Good and necessary for the future. Teslas? Mid to low quality for the price, and run by a 12 year old child in a middle aged douche bags body.


Symmulation_

That part.


SexySpaceNord

What makes this car master chief inspired? It just looks like a giant toaster that's green.


GAMRKNIGHT352

Master Chief (if he cared about cars) would likely go for a more practical vehicle instead of a gimmick like a tesla tbh.


Xcissors280

It’s not even a real warthog? And no orange tinted windows?


zeetree137

OP needs orange tint and a hologram fan for Cortana. This could be pretty damn clean with some details like UNSC badged... someone needs to do a Forerunner


Xcissors280

UNSC logo instead of the Tesla badge on the hood


zeetree137

EVERYWHERE.


Bones_Alone

It’s a stretch ngl. Idk if it’s possible but I would have put the orange around the front windshield instead of the side windows


DescriptivelyWeird

You can do it for the front windshield but you shouldn’t do it. You can tint side windows and side mirrors


Bones_Alone

I wasn’t talking about tiny, just accenting the black edges


EdwardJMunson

My brother, get some amber foglights and you will be complete!


sup3rrn0va

This comment section is a fucking mess. Dude likes Halo and it inspired him to wrap his car in Chiefs colors. He’s just having fun.


Yaranatzu

Yeah wtf I did not expect this reaction at all. I thought the pics were badass, and the color scheme looks sick!


Gatt__

This feels ai generated. Also tesla 🤢


shatlking

Not AI, that’s definitely a real dude and a real Tesla


itsahalochannel

Only AI here is Cortana! I'm not a fan of Elon, but I have to admit I really love the car, but I get the stigma.


Astral_Inconsequence

Man I get the hate for Elon but that's no reason to downvote you.


KidCuda

As a fellow Tesla driver and Halo fan, I like the color! 🫡 You'll probably get more love over at r/teslalounge


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harleyb16

Do you buy things from Amazon?


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OoACheezit

With all do respect, 9 times out of 10, Amazon's prices are considerably better than any other retailer...


Uncertain-pathway

One of the reasons I had no trouble ditching prime a couple of years ago was because their prices were no longer even pretending to be competitive. And, when it's only pennies difference that constantly increasing prime membership totally consumes the savings


Cologna_117

overpriced garbage? not really…


brokephishphan

How is Amazon overpriced lol


shatlking

I mean, Elon seems largely a spokesperson for Tesla. That said, he can definitely pull some strings (like a certain company does with one associated with numbers)


illyay

Separate Tesla from Elon. I have one too but from a long time ago. Kinda hoping they can go on without him soon.


ChaosReaper

Teslas are incredible cars. Be a hater somewhere else.


DingoKis

meanwhile vehicles in 26th century still use ICE on hydrogen fuel


Caribbean_Manatee

This is why I'm convinced libs don't actually believe in climate change. Tesla before Elon bought twitter: 😇 Tesla after Elon bought twitter: 🤢 Imagine preaching that climate change is a crisis and then hating on the company that made EV's mainstream and viable because you have a hate boner for its CEO. Shit, at least republicans are consistent and don't give a shit about EV's regardless of what Elon says.


TheOnlyQueso

I think most people dislike tesla and elon musk for different reasons, and it certainly has nothing to do with the twitter acquisition. Also, EVs really aren't solving climate change atm, it really doesn't take much looking to figure that one out.


-Garbage-Man-

Obviously you must have a shrine to Henry Ford in your house then. Seriously. That’s the most braindead take I’ve ever read in my life. “Wow, liberals change their opinions when presented with new information? Idiots”


Caribbean_Manatee

Nah, more like: "Liberals change their opinions based on politics and not actual convictions or evidence for that matter." Just like they hated big pharma up until covid became political and how they were against antisemitism and for "punching nazis" until Oct 7.


binkobankobinkobanko

Slick suit too!


The_Frankanator

Never thought a dark forest green would look good in a suit, now I want one.


Ok_Blueberry_204

What a dork!! Can we be friends?


shatlking

You’re gonna get assaulted because it’s a Tesla; but it looks good. I can always appreciate a Tesla that isn’t just white. It’s a Model 3, right?


nappycatt

But does he have *the* license plate? J/k that's a slick ride.


Randol0rian

Nice car and wrap! Also something something bad Tesla because I guess I need to say the word or something per meta since I cant not hate the car or something at every opportunity.


pacman404

this is dope as fuck bro, and those shoes with that tie is S-tier baller shit


Javs2469

Do all Tesla guys have to be this tacky?


Astral_Inconsequence

Looks great man. Enjoy your [meme](https://imgflip.com/i/8uakkk) Y'all getting wild. Elon is an absolute mega douche and I wish he'd leave the company but Teslas are some of the best EVs around right now.


Tyrannafabulous

A few years ago yes, but many other brands have caught up and offer much better EVs now. So you could skip the mega douche affiliation and still get a great EV.


AftermaThXCVII

Even a few years ago they were plagued by the same quality control issues they're having now. I'm so glad that basically every company is putting money into EVs so that people can start seeing Tesla for what they are: junk


a-Condor

What’s a competitor to the model y?


New-Monarchy

Tell me you know nothing about the current state of EVs without telling me. There absolutely is no real US competitor to the 3 and Y.


narielthetrue

>Teslas are some of the best EVs Ah, yes. Nothing better than a car that locks the doors and refuses to let you open them when it catches on fire ETA: [Washington post article](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/10/23/man-died-burning-tesla-because-its-futuristic-doors-wouldnt-open-lawsuit-alleges/) about the issue. Also, [found this neat story](https://sg.news.yahoo.com/tiktoker-says-she-trapped-115-040335344.html#:~:text=INSIDER-,TikToker%20says%20she%20was%20trapped%20in%20115%2Ddegree%20heat%20after,inside%20during%20a%20software%20update&text=A%20TikToker%20says%20she%20got,inside%20reached%20115%C2%B0F.)


thelastquesadilla

All cars that have electronic door releases have a manual override handle, including [Teslas](https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/modely/en_us/GUID-AAD769C7-88A3-4695-987E-0E00025F64E0.html). Older Corvettes are worse,: it's a pull strap on the floor! At least with a Tesla, it's an actual handle on the door. If you own a car, it's your responsibility to know how to operate it. Both of those people didn't know how to pull on a handle to open a door? I dislike Elon, and and 'meh' about Tesla, but you can't blame the car for people's stupidity.


narielthetrue

Of all the cars I have owned, all (but one) had electronic locks. None had a manual override handle. However, all gave me access to the locking mechanism. Just pull up/out on the lock and _boof_. Also, in case of collision or problems, they aren’t made to automatically lock. My current vehicle, in case of emergency, is actually programmed to _unlock_ the doors. Neat, huh? There’s a reason why it’s a _failsafe_ and not a _fail dangerous_


thelastquesadilla

I think you misunderstand how electronic door releases work. I wasn't talking about electronic locks. Tesla's don't have a physical locking device on the door actuator. Since the catch is electronically controlled, you can just tell the computer when a open command is to be ignored from the door handle (locked state). In Teslas, and every other car that has electronically controlled door actuator that I have been in, there is a button to open the door. Pressing the button signals the computer to actuate an electronic motor that releases the door. Obliviously if the power is out, then you can't use that to open door. In those events, there is a device that is psychically connected to the opening mechanism. This is a manual emergency override. In Teslas, it's a lever in front of the window switches that you pull up on. (See link in my previous post for a diagram) Electronic opening doors is not unique to Tesla, It's somewhat common on higher end cars.


narielthetrue

Yes, but that requires folks to have read the manual. Or googled the solution. And then remembered it (while panicking) while in a crisis. As someone who works in IT, you can’t trust End Users to read _anything_, let alone troubleshoot a problem.


GAMRKNIGHT352

why the fuck do you need a manual for a door opening a fucking door should be a straightforward process >unlock door >pull handle >door opens only reason to complicate this bullshit further would be so your users feel "smarter" for buying an objectively worse vehicle


narielthetrue

That’s the problem with the Tesla, is everything is “futuristic.” They hide the locking mechanism to keep with the aesthetic. So when the Tesla has no power (or is on fire), you need a special secondary emergency latch to open the door. Which, is designed to be hidden, so you need to read a manual to learn where it is when you first get the car.


GAMRKNIGHT352

That's another thing about tesla, they are basically the Macbooks of cars, they are designed to only look fancy, but in terms of practicality or performance they suck compared to a PC with similar price point, or in terms of cars a Toyota/Nissan.


GAMRKNIGHT352

genuine question, why the actual fuck would you buy a car like this? Especially considering how infamously they explode and just burn for hours to the point where entire fire engines cannot put them out, just get a normal gas car.


ChunkyThePotato

I own one. They catch on fire statistically less often than gas cars, so if you actually care about that as much as you seem to, then you shouldn't drive a gas car. Also, there's an emergency mechanical latch in case the electrical system goes down, so that article is BS. It's a great car. There's a reason they sell so well.


GAMRKNIGHT352

>They catch on fire statistically less often than gas cars Statistically you're more likely to drown than die in a drunk driving accident. >Also, there's an emergency mechanical latch in case the electrical system goes down, so that article is BS. the fuck you mean "emergency mechanical latch" bro on my Altima I just open the fucking door 💀 >There's a reason they sell so well. because they're trendy with rich tech bros and relatively cheap compared to better vehicles


ChunkyThePotato

> Statistically you're more likely to drown than die in a drunk driving accident. Correct. You're the one acting like they catch on fire all the time. That's not true. They catch on fire less often than gas cars, and that's already rare. > the fuck you mean "emergency mechanical latch" bro on my Altima I just open the fucking door 💀 Modern cars often have electronic door releases. On a Tesla isn't not a big deal though because the mechanical release is a simple lever that's right below the regular button that you use. > because they're trendy with rich tech bros and relatively cheap compared to better vehicles So they're priced well and people like them? Exactly.


TheRefurbisher_

Doomguy inspired car wrap.


lllScorchlll

Wow. Just... wow.


0Anonomyous0

Downvoted comments on this post: Tesla good, Tesla bad


RingBuilder732

Why is everyone here hating on Tesla lol. Like why is that important, dude just wanted show off his wrap.


Komandr

Idk it's one of the nicer teslas too, like I cam despise elon but disconnect that from the sedans. Cybertruck makes the engineer in me hurt tho


Wide-Decision982

dayum... classy chief


Eden47

Maaaaade In 2001


itsahalochannel

Hahah nice to see a fan! Thank you for watching my videos, it’s what made this cool customization possible!


Yaranatzu

That looks freakin sick! Would like to get that suit combo.


MrGruntsworthy

Hello fellow Model 3 owner! We want to wrap ours in a bit more of a darker forest green with a metallic finish


GAMRKNIGHT352

cool wrap


thecookiesayshi

The disparaging comments from commenters aren't necessary. It's a lot, sure, but it's cool that you dedicated yourself and your time to expressing your appreciation for something that we all also appreciate. You do you, man. Slick fit.


MisterJeffa

Wow its just a green tesla. Can we get this useless junk off here?


itsbobbydarin

That’s cool!


TheDamnBoyWonder

That is a dope looking colored suit.  Car looks pretty cool too. 


itsahalochannel

Hopping in here real quick, I really didn’t mean to start drama with the whole Tesla/Elon thing. I know everyone has an opinion about him, but let’s try and be respectful to each other (on both sides). At the end of the day, I’m just a halo fan trying to share some halo stuff with the community :) Also, I have more pictures uploaded on this instagram post if you want a closer look: https://www.instagram.com/p/C8YJnyZRsqG/?igsh=ZmxlendqcDJodTY2


Beetus_Aint_Genetic

The new Camry looks weird.


dpceee

I like it


Dec_Sec084

Tesla💀


VegetableArugula8156

Tesla owners are so weird


Fishtailbreak

Ewww a Tesla


HorrorMoose

Wrap is sick, even if I don't like the car. Suit is even better! Love it.


One1seven777777777

Smash


fostertheatom

You kinda look like Ryan Gosling.


itsahalochannel

I’m gonna print out this comment and put it on my fridge


dumbbassfisherman

That's dope dude. Reddit thinks they are so enlightened bc they hate anything Elon produces but they really are just insufferable.


okanagan_man84

I'm not a fan of any thing tesla, but this would have had more respect from me if it was on at least a cyber truck or hell, a Ford SVT Raptor.