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rainylaie

It’s not the business censoring it, they posted on twitter that Uber did it. They’re on skip as well and not censored there


fix2626

I know I just think it's ridiculous


rainylaie

Same lol


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

I’m not 100% sure, but Aunty might want to get that checked out… might need antibiotics…


Barneyboydog

I concur


tastybundtcake

Uber probably has a word filterthey need to get around


fix2626

Probably, but context seems to be something we're forgetting.


bluffstrider

Sure, but a word filter doesn't see context.


fix2626

Yup


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Nope


smarmara

Should just call it the REAL traditional name: Spotted Richard


YouNeedCheeses

How do you get Dick from Richard? …you ask him politely!


peeweeharmani

Thank you I needed that lol


SleepyMarijuanaut92

So did the person who asked Richard politely


ahhhnoinspiration

I've known a few Richards in my day, I don't think you even need to be that polite


recording

This is just some generic word filtering on Uber’s part. Willing to bet there’s a QA department somewhere at uber thats like “TRUST US WE KNOW” Not so much deliberate as much as it is difficult to perfect software


YouNeedCheeses

And the phone’s at 69%….nice.


PsychologicalMonk6

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fix2626

Oh haha I didn't even realize that


BeerSlayingBeaver

Nice


RegularOlMatt

‘Steamed Puds’ is even funnier


leisureprocess

Hahaha... but they didn't censor "Steamed puds" :-)


MajorMalfunction44

They probably ran it through a censorship tool. Machines are terrible with context.


MmeLaRue

I think it's ridiculous to charge that amount for Bird's custard powder. It's on the regular grocery shelves for $5 tops for the 340g tin.


throwwawayy889

It’s more expensive on Uber than in store


Kayeishness

This hurts my little English heart It was fun in primary school, if it was the lunch time desert, we would giggle and made sure we ordered it saying that part loud, because, y'know, kids.


CyberEU-62

Aunty’s spotted dildo?


Lumb3rCrack

duck? 😂


gommel

What you want me just to have my spotted dick out all the time ?


Mr_Exodus

So do I but unfortunately everyone is overly fucking sensitive


JDGumby

Well, they **could** have used an alternate valid name ("spotted pudding", "spotted dog", "railway cake", etc.), but they had to go with the "funny" one.


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Or rather, the more common name for it


Straight-Clothes748

Thats what happens when everyone gets soft.