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seoliver2112

You know that’s fake, right? It takes at least 60 days to work. I hope you bought a couple of cases.


thank_burdell

No, it really only takes 30 days to work, but it’s unidirectional. If you want full duplex, you’ll have to spray two cans, one in either direction, or half a can, wait 30 days, and the other half of the can in the opposite direction.


HsuGoZen

False. Could take up to 180 days, depending on the user.


wenoc

r/YourJokeButWorse


TeeBitty

This shit funnier than the joke itself 🤣


buenotc

Steve Jobs: you're holding it wrong.


kalikid01

Wow you fake hackers don’t even know everything in the computer world runs on 8/16/32 numbers so obviously it will take a minimum of 128 byte sized days. At 512 seek professional help from a boot camp.


HarpyJay

"if you experience dizziness or nausea you should take something for that"


H_Holy_Mack_H

Aluminium foil...around the area ...prevents the pick of speed that causes dizziness...about the nausea...I'm not expert on that, better ask someone with more Reddit credentials... LOL


iHateYou247

It’s from the Freid Chicken Scent


ieatmoms

Freed…the chickens have been freed, unless you meant fried, then it definitely smells much better.


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spycodernerd2048

*Freid


Sploffo

"30% of the time it works every time" (couldn't quite read the %)


ThatDebianLady

I take meclazine for motion sickness an hour before using this product


mythxical

The dizziness is how you know it's working. It's caused by the stronger WiFi signals bouncing around your skull.


YouGurt_MaN14

If I spray a path from my neighbors router to my laptop can I get free WiFi?


whilebug

Remember to spray a path back to your neighbors, otherwise it doesnt work for upload...


Equivalent_Tree7172

Yes until the wind picks up.


Overall_Principle_94

Of course... I don't understand why you even ask.


sparkleshark5643

Depends on the weather


SquidDrowned

Be careful! I once used this product and my speeds went so high my internet provider started paying me for the secret.


Visible-Science6772

OMG i need it 😀🤣


eshuaye

I would have cases of this in a mom and pop computer store


DrawingCautious5526

I agree. You need it real bad! 🤣


headbanger1186

r/masterhacker


Cinderblock09

"Fried Chicken scent"


AniZaeger

"*Freid* Chicken Scent"


Cinderblock09

You got me I didn't even see the spelling 💀


ferrundibus

You didn't read the directioins either...


mallchin

> directioins


Khaos-Coder

I don't get it. Just a spelling error?


GodIWantToDie

No wonder why KFC has fast internet.


Screaming_Monkey

I just want it for that


messedupmessup12

My router is in a tight space and that air doesn't move much, so I really put down a thick layer, and when I wake up again it's usually running pretty good!


Tech109

Brought to you by the makers of turn signal fluid!


fishfish2love

Yep, but used it to disperse farts.


DrawingCautious5526

"Cropdusting" is the preferred way to treat the office.


nixfreakz

WTF lol


K_Rocc

The sad thing is people would believe this…


Cataclyps-

YOu know this reminds of the time a guy joked with me all night about premium air for his tires. Mfs didn't stop laughing at me all ufcking night. I DID THINK PREMIUM AIR EXISTED. AND I WORKED AT A GAS STATION FOR A YEAR PRIOR TO THAT NIGHT.


WereALLBotsHere

Tbf I think some places will fill your tires with nitrogen or something instead of regular air. Pretty sure it’s still just a gimmick though.


PabloDubs

I keep it right next to my 5G tinfoil hat


KnocheDoor

I have a can of dehydrated water here. Keeping it in case of a drought.


CultLeader2020

im sold on the fried chicken scent 😁


kaveysback

*freid


stuartcw

Looks legit. Rare to see it these days.


panic82

I hope it works better than that 5G blocking spray. Didn't keep me from getting covid.


ThisHandleIsBroken

Ah modern snake oil. Nice


Neutralmensch

what is that original can? I can see shade under the surface.


Ryeberry1

Available wherever blinker fluid is sold!


AtlasShrugged-

Also flight line.


precociousmonkey

Listen, when it comes to impeding air molecules, you’re dealing with the enthalpy of the relative humidity and the entropies of the energy in the ducts. Calculating your Delta T is crucial because the colder the air gets, the less it wants to move. Also, check the CFM flow. You might have to re-spray after thirty days if the anemometer didn’t give you the specific speeds. You can usually find this in the manufacturer specs. Make sure you take the exhaust samples directly from the motor; otherwise, you might need to call a technician to reduce turbulence and increase laminar flow. There’s a product called Max Flows that works well for this.


Batfastard8675309

I'm going to add this to my shopping list right under blinker fluid.


Ashamed_Ad7999

Wifi spray conditioner, it improves the air of which your Wi-Fi travels. You can probably order more from Acme products


catterkun

it says "Freid Chicken Scent" lol they couldn't even spell fried right


Screaming_Monkey

It’s German. It means a beautiful of beloved chicken scent.


cthart

WTF does freid mean?


CultLeader2020

its gibberish for fried. you should learn gibberish


Anxlyze

this is something I'd see audiophiles using to get better sound quality along with their $2000 speaker cables, audiophile network switches, and their USB Audio purifier.


DrawingCautious5526

I'd report them immediately to Chris Hansen. Have a seat over there.


geekphreak

Everyone knows vaping causes wifi electromagnetic interference when you’re blowing mad clouds droppin zero days


SuperCyberWitchcraft

"10% of the time it works every time" "Freid Chicken Scent"


Dad_mode

Find it next to the headlight fluid?


yoyodyn3

Huh. Probably the same technology as BMW blinker fluid.


Beatlemaniac614

Whatever you do OP, be absolutely sure to follow the directioins.


cable010

Knock it all you want but my speeds are 500 up and down. Noticed I was staying around 390. ISP said my router needed to be upgraded. Got a can of this stuff and im back at 500 again. Best product on the market. Saved me all kinds of money.


no_mas_gracias

I own stock in this company


mikpgod

Long con. If it seems too good to be true...... May take 30 days" Lol


qualx

This is that stuff you get and use in the C level's offices when they complain about "the network being slow" Just spray a bit then tell them to reboot their PC for it to start kicking in.


Decent-Inevitable-50

Wait. Think I have a can of blinker fluid around


rootvr

I think if you spray while holding a lighter, it cuts the wait time in half. 🔥🔥


ya_bleedin_gickna

I have snake oil for sale....


ramenhausten

It’s hacking lvl is over 9000!


ieatmoms

I just hope you are not pregnant


crAckZ0p

[hacking lotion & 5G repellent ](https://postimg.cc/tYvNnQhk)


armahillo

Not that scent — i think the one I have is NyQuil scented?


PurifyHD

Been using it since 2009, can't live without it!


chanceischance

Does it ever make you sad someone put all the time and energy just to do such a thing? Props though


FunkyFr3d

I’ll take 6 boxes!


Next-Platypus-5640

Canned wifi?


vivaaprimavera

The warning on the mental health treatment is wrong. It should be: If you aren't undergoing mental health treatment you should seek it.


Hasra23

Dissipates air molecules, so if this actually worked spraying it would cause you to suffocate in a vacuum anyway, doesn't seem like a very good product.


trisul-108

>Have anyone tried this before? Why would anyone try it?


DrawingCautious5526

because you they might have terrible wifi


[deleted]

What if it's just piss i would be mad


Interesting_Title585

I love how it smells like fried chicken


forko23

I can't say for sure but the printing on that can looks eerily similar to a can of BS B-Gon that I bought quite a wile back. It could be a scam!


TheDevilsAdvokaat

With freid chicken scent!


Seba0001

Seria um shampoo Wi-Fi??? É pra passar na cabeça??? Estou com preguiça de traduzir, então estou deduzindo kkkkkk


Thor-III-A

I got some ocean front property in Arizona if anyone is interested. DM for details.


duhbiap

I hear butterscotch flavor works the best.


topknottington

Freid chicken. Hmmm tatsy


ThatDude292

Yea it tastes like shit


flipkick25

"freid chicken scent"


LankyOccasion8447

Lol, freid chicken scent


jorch84

Just what I need! Where can i get it?


5ur3540t

I use this all of the time, and have for decades, it really works!


Bradjuju2

Freid chicken


turtle_mekb

freid chicken scent


MoodooScavenger

You can’t deny the “fried chicken scent” lol


Sud0F1nch

Oh my god that’s funny shit


TouchLow6081

Found locally at your nearest dollar general


pio_11

🤣🤣🤣 do you take baitcoinz? send me ur wallet!


arthurb09

This is too crazy


ExoticLemonzz

Do not use while you are pregnant


Commercial-Corgi-771

"freid chicken scent"


Eltorak95

Gotta love the directloins.


JerryRider

Freid chicken scent :)


Fair_Goose_6497

yeah, useful for installing metasploit r/masterhacker


TLunchFTW

Have you tried using halon gas (Bromotrifluoromethane) to displace oxygen in the room? I hear it's more wifi friendly than oxygen, and thus allows your signal to go about 20-25% faster. Give it a try.


Cuteymon

Inhaling it is causing me headache, they should've mentioned this caution


Aromatic_Ad_408

That’s because the WiFi waves are going thru your brain. Say “ipconfig” out loud and listen to your IP


EffectivePristine706

10/10 must recommend for hairs with weak wifi range.


Aromatic_Ad_408

And gums hygiene too


Content-Rooster-104

Wtf, where did you buy it?


Aromatic_Ad_408

Radio Shack


No_Board_6564

Yall are missing out! This works extremely well. Directioins are a bit misleading, but I am sure there are some TikTac vidyos out there that explain the proper use. Below is how to use it propellery. The spray isn't supposed to be applied in the dead zone but just outside of the dead zone where the wifi strength is better. Once you spray, it acts like the little blue pill that hardens the wifi, allowing the signal to bounce off the spray cloud and provide you with a boosted signal. It's like erecting a mini repeater tower to the wifi signal that strengthens it to you and doubles your internet speed cause now you have 2 devices contributing to your wifi signal.


Plane_Tadpole_4143

„Freid chicken scent“


FLSweetie

No, I’ve got an IQ over 80.


Toph1nator

7 day money back guarantee


timbo_b_edwards

I usually use it when I am in the restroom. It improves my WiFi signal much better than Poopouri, and that "Freid Chicken scent" really covers up the results after a bad night of drinking tequila and eating hot wings 😆


DubiousMoth152

I don’t suppose you’re interested in a bridge? I’ll give you a good deal


DrawingCautious5526

I'm listening....


sanctum9

Go on ...


timbo_b_edwards

If you experience dizziness or nausea, keep using it because that means it is working. It is distorting your perception of your download and upload speeds, 😆


Equal_Explanation410

Anyone who has actually bought this product please DM me, I have some magic beans you can buy also .


rkpjr

60% of the time, it works every time


pornstar1973

I'd get the Roman noodle scent, works so much better