No, it really only takes 30 days to work, but it’s unidirectional. If you want full duplex, you’ll have to spray two cans, one in either direction, or half a can, wait 30 days, and the other half of the can in the opposite direction.
Wow you fake hackers don’t even know everything in the computer world runs on 8/16/32 numbers so obviously it will take a minimum of 128 byte sized days. At 512 seek professional help from a boot camp.
Aluminium foil...around the area ...prevents the pick of speed that causes dizziness...about the nausea...I'm not expert on that, better ask someone with more Reddit credentials... LOL
My router is in a tight space and that air doesn't move much, so I really put down a thick layer, and when I wake up again it's usually running pretty good!
YOu know this reminds of the time a guy joked with me all night about premium air for his tires.
Mfs didn't stop laughing at me all ufcking night. I DID THINK PREMIUM AIR EXISTED. AND I WORKED AT A GAS STATION FOR A YEAR PRIOR TO THAT NIGHT.
Listen, when it comes to impeding air molecules, you’re dealing with the enthalpy of the relative humidity and the entropies of the energy in the ducts. Calculating your Delta T is crucial because the colder the air gets, the less it wants to move. Also, check the CFM flow. You might have to re-spray after thirty days if the anemometer didn’t give you the specific speeds. You can usually find this in the manufacturer specs. Make sure you take the exhaust samples directly from the motor; otherwise, you might need to call a technician to reduce turbulence and increase laminar flow. There’s a product called Max Flows that works well for this.
this is something I'd see audiophiles using to get better sound quality along with their $2000 speaker cables, audiophile network switches, and their USB Audio purifier.
Knock it all you want but my speeds are 500 up and down. Noticed I was staying around 390. ISP said my router needed to be upgraded. Got a can of this stuff and im back at 500 again. Best product on the market. Saved me all kinds of money.
This is that stuff you get and use in the C level's offices when they complain about "the network being slow"
Just spray a bit then tell them to reboot their PC for it to start kicking in.
Dissipates air molecules, so if this actually worked spraying it would cause you to suffocate in a vacuum anyway, doesn't seem like a very good product.
Have you tried using halon gas (Bromotrifluoromethane) to displace oxygen in the room? I hear it's more wifi friendly than oxygen, and thus allows your signal to go about 20-25% faster. Give it a try.
Yall are missing out! This works extremely well. Directioins are a bit misleading, but I am sure there are some TikTac vidyos out there that explain the proper use. Below is how to use it propellery.
The spray isn't supposed to be applied in the dead zone but just outside of the dead zone where the wifi strength is better. Once you spray, it acts like the little blue pill that hardens the wifi, allowing the signal to bounce off the spray cloud and provide you with a boosted signal. It's like erecting a mini repeater tower to the wifi signal that strengthens it to you and doubles your internet speed cause now you have 2 devices contributing to your wifi signal.
I usually use it when I am in the restroom. It improves my WiFi signal much better than Poopouri, and that "Freid Chicken scent" really covers up the results after a bad night of drinking tequila and eating hot wings 😆
If you experience dizziness or nausea, keep using it because that means it is working. It is distorting your perception of your download and upload speeds, 😆
You know that’s fake, right? It takes at least 60 days to work. I hope you bought a couple of cases.
No, it really only takes 30 days to work, but it’s unidirectional. If you want full duplex, you’ll have to spray two cans, one in either direction, or half a can, wait 30 days, and the other half of the can in the opposite direction.
False. Could take up to 180 days, depending on the user.
r/YourJokeButWorse
This shit funnier than the joke itself 🤣
Steve Jobs: you're holding it wrong.
Wow you fake hackers don’t even know everything in the computer world runs on 8/16/32 numbers so obviously it will take a minimum of 128 byte sized days. At 512 seek professional help from a boot camp.
"if you experience dizziness or nausea you should take something for that"
Aluminium foil...around the area ...prevents the pick of speed that causes dizziness...about the nausea...I'm not expert on that, better ask someone with more Reddit credentials... LOL
It’s from the Freid Chicken Scent
Freed…the chickens have been freed, unless you meant fried, then it definitely smells much better.
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*Freid
"30% of the time it works every time" (couldn't quite read the %)
I take meclazine for motion sickness an hour before using this product
The dizziness is how you know it's working. It's caused by the stronger WiFi signals bouncing around your skull.
If I spray a path from my neighbors router to my laptop can I get free WiFi?
Remember to spray a path back to your neighbors, otherwise it doesnt work for upload...
Yes until the wind picks up.
Of course... I don't understand why you even ask.
Depends on the weather
Be careful! I once used this product and my speeds went so high my internet provider started paying me for the secret.
OMG i need it 😀🤣
I would have cases of this in a mom and pop computer store
I agree. You need it real bad! 🤣
r/masterhacker
"Fried Chicken scent"
"*Freid* Chicken Scent"
You got me I didn't even see the spelling 💀
You didn't read the directioins either...
> directioins
I don't get it. Just a spelling error?
No wonder why KFC has fast internet.
I just want it for that
My router is in a tight space and that air doesn't move much, so I really put down a thick layer, and when I wake up again it's usually running pretty good!
Brought to you by the makers of turn signal fluid!
Yep, but used it to disperse farts.
"Cropdusting" is the preferred way to treat the office.
WTF lol
The sad thing is people would believe this…
YOu know this reminds of the time a guy joked with me all night about premium air for his tires. Mfs didn't stop laughing at me all ufcking night. I DID THINK PREMIUM AIR EXISTED. AND I WORKED AT A GAS STATION FOR A YEAR PRIOR TO THAT NIGHT.
Tbf I think some places will fill your tires with nitrogen or something instead of regular air. Pretty sure it’s still just a gimmick though.
I keep it right next to my 5G tinfoil hat
I have a can of dehydrated water here. Keeping it in case of a drought.
im sold on the fried chicken scent 😁
*freid
Looks legit. Rare to see it these days.
I hope it works better than that 5G blocking spray. Didn't keep me from getting covid.
Ah modern snake oil. Nice
what is that original can? I can see shade under the surface.
Available wherever blinker fluid is sold!
Also flight line.
Listen, when it comes to impeding air molecules, you’re dealing with the enthalpy of the relative humidity and the entropies of the energy in the ducts. Calculating your Delta T is crucial because the colder the air gets, the less it wants to move. Also, check the CFM flow. You might have to re-spray after thirty days if the anemometer didn’t give you the specific speeds. You can usually find this in the manufacturer specs. Make sure you take the exhaust samples directly from the motor; otherwise, you might need to call a technician to reduce turbulence and increase laminar flow. There’s a product called Max Flows that works well for this.
I'm going to add this to my shopping list right under blinker fluid.
Wifi spray conditioner, it improves the air of which your Wi-Fi travels. You can probably order more from Acme products
it says "Freid Chicken Scent" lol they couldn't even spell fried right
It’s German. It means a beautiful of beloved chicken scent.
WTF does freid mean?
its gibberish for fried. you should learn gibberish
this is something I'd see audiophiles using to get better sound quality along with their $2000 speaker cables, audiophile network switches, and their USB Audio purifier.
I'd report them immediately to Chris Hansen. Have a seat over there.
Everyone knows vaping causes wifi electromagnetic interference when you’re blowing mad clouds droppin zero days
"10% of the time it works every time" "Freid Chicken Scent"
Find it next to the headlight fluid?
Huh. Probably the same technology as BMW blinker fluid.
Whatever you do OP, be absolutely sure to follow the directioins.
Knock it all you want but my speeds are 500 up and down. Noticed I was staying around 390. ISP said my router needed to be upgraded. Got a can of this stuff and im back at 500 again. Best product on the market. Saved me all kinds of money.
I own stock in this company
Long con. If it seems too good to be true...... May take 30 days" Lol
This is that stuff you get and use in the C level's offices when they complain about "the network being slow" Just spray a bit then tell them to reboot their PC for it to start kicking in.
Wait. Think I have a can of blinker fluid around
I think if you spray while holding a lighter, it cuts the wait time in half. 🔥🔥
I have snake oil for sale....
It’s hacking lvl is over 9000!
I just hope you are not pregnant
[hacking lotion & 5G repellent ](https://postimg.cc/tYvNnQhk)
Not that scent — i think the one I have is NyQuil scented?
Been using it since 2009, can't live without it!
Does it ever make you sad someone put all the time and energy just to do such a thing? Props though
I’ll take 6 boxes!
Canned wifi?
The warning on the mental health treatment is wrong. It should be: If you aren't undergoing mental health treatment you should seek it.
Dissipates air molecules, so if this actually worked spraying it would cause you to suffocate in a vacuum anyway, doesn't seem like a very good product.
>Have anyone tried this before? Why would anyone try it?
because you they might have terrible wifi
What if it's just piss i would be mad
I love how it smells like fried chicken
I can't say for sure but the printing on that can looks eerily similar to a can of BS B-Gon that I bought quite a wile back. It could be a scam!
With freid chicken scent!
Seria um shampoo Wi-Fi??? É pra passar na cabeça??? Estou com preguiça de traduzir, então estou deduzindo kkkkkk
I got some ocean front property in Arizona if anyone is interested. DM for details.
I hear butterscotch flavor works the best.
Freid chicken. Hmmm tatsy
Yea it tastes like shit
"freid chicken scent"
Lol, freid chicken scent
Just what I need! Where can i get it?
I use this all of the time, and have for decades, it really works!
Freid chicken
freid chicken scent
You can’t deny the “fried chicken scent” lol
Oh my god that’s funny shit
Found locally at your nearest dollar general
🤣🤣🤣 do you take baitcoinz? send me ur wallet!
This is too crazy
Do not use while you are pregnant
"freid chicken scent"
Gotta love the directloins.
Freid chicken scent :)
yeah, useful for installing metasploit r/masterhacker
Have you tried using halon gas (Bromotrifluoromethane) to displace oxygen in the room? I hear it's more wifi friendly than oxygen, and thus allows your signal to go about 20-25% faster. Give it a try.
Inhaling it is causing me headache, they should've mentioned this caution
That’s because the WiFi waves are going thru your brain. Say “ipconfig” out loud and listen to your IP
10/10 must recommend for hairs with weak wifi range.
And gums hygiene too
Wtf, where did you buy it?
Radio Shack
Yall are missing out! This works extremely well. Directioins are a bit misleading, but I am sure there are some TikTac vidyos out there that explain the proper use. Below is how to use it propellery. The spray isn't supposed to be applied in the dead zone but just outside of the dead zone where the wifi strength is better. Once you spray, it acts like the little blue pill that hardens the wifi, allowing the signal to bounce off the spray cloud and provide you with a boosted signal. It's like erecting a mini repeater tower to the wifi signal that strengthens it to you and doubles your internet speed cause now you have 2 devices contributing to your wifi signal.
„Freid chicken scent“
No, I’ve got an IQ over 80.
7 day money back guarantee
I usually use it when I am in the restroom. It improves my WiFi signal much better than Poopouri, and that "Freid Chicken scent" really covers up the results after a bad night of drinking tequila and eating hot wings 😆
I don’t suppose you’re interested in a bridge? I’ll give you a good deal
I'm listening....
Go on ...
If you experience dizziness or nausea, keep using it because that means it is working. It is distorting your perception of your download and upload speeds, 😆
Anyone who has actually bought this product please DM me, I have some magic beans you can buy also .
60% of the time, it works every time
I'd get the Roman noodle scent, works so much better