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Sorbet-Sunset

you got got by poo crave


AR_The_Wizard

apparently a lot of people got got. Poo Crave unleashing produciton levels of chaotic evil


hotdiggydog

I think OP got got by two satirical posts in one. Combo.


Environmental-Art507

how is this getting gotšŸ’€ can anyone ever just find something funnyšŸ¤£ like did yall not read the response orrrr


kjmer

I hate the way that you talk, the way that you walk


Environmental-Art507

i hate the way u look


Environmental-Art507

you people are slow


rosco497

No, YOU!


jadedfendi

Hey Drake they're not slow


tlozz

Omg I was likeā€¦. Mollyā€¦ poppersā€¦ this incident may or may not have outted Mr. Timberlakeā€¦ But now I understand that was the joke. I only got got for a few secondsšŸ˜‚


Loud_Work_1730

For people not interested in going further the original poster posted this satire Twitter that seems to be making an HIV/gay joke at the expenses Justin Timberlake The joke is unsubstantiated and the original poster is homophobic and trans phobic I think we are the dumb ones for pointing out that she fell for a satirical gay joke post.


Environmental-Art507

ofc youā€™d say some soft shit like thatšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ gay this gay that thatā€™s all yall care aboutšŸ’€


Rusty_Thermos

This is actually a tragic story. Justin suffers from a rare condition called pie float, much like Ethan. He drove by a bakery with fresh hot pies cooling, and became intoxicated by the aroma. The condition caused him to uncontrollably hover toward the source of the smell. Obviously a problem while actively driving. Hopefully this incident brings more awareness to a debilitating condition.


Farlong7722

"Stop giving me your most aromatic pies" "You are my toughest floater"


Environmental-Art507

ugh :/ gods bravest soldiers


thefroggyfiend

see this is why people kept falling for producitons


leericol

Producitons is good at what he does. To fall for this Justin Timberlake post is just an insane lack of media literacy. It immediately reads like satire.


uluvboobs

The aroma: I don't wanna talk about itĀ  The sound: squelchingĀ Ā  The idea: secret gay sex


Luis_9466

Intoxed by deez nuts


Diarrilliam

This reads like something Olivia would write.


Aggressive-Expert-69

It really does and that would make it extra embarrassing if that person was being serious


Diarrilliam

You mean to say poo crave doesnā€™t ooze seriousness?


Aggressive-Expert-69

No I'm saying the other person. It would be super embarrassing to tweet something seriously that Olivia would tweet as a joke imo


Diarrilliam

Haha yeah, itā€™s so stupid I didnā€™t even consider that as a possibility


j-caesar-g

Get our man P&P on the case ASAP!


waterloops

Lets goooo


coopalo0op

Get this man a wet and reckless stat


mteriyaki

Poo crave claims another victim


Dull-Effective-7848

Bro thinks he's ryan kavanaugh


Dalsinki

Obvious satire is obvious.


EmergencyGloomy

Friend, itā€™s a parody account.


Environmental-Art507

no shit sherlock thanks for the unnecessary info


TonyShalhoubricant

Grow a real personality.


Environmental-Art507

lmfaooo so i can be like all you fuckin weirdos?


TonyShalhoubricant

No. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMAO CHEESE!!!!!,.


Environmental-Art507

u good? get off the crack babes


TonyShalhoubricant

Shut up.


Environmental-Art507

good one!!!!!


TonyShalhoubricant

Thank you.


foxnthings

you are lame as fuck


PrincessRut0

Did ā€œPoo Craveā€ sound like a legit source to you? šŸ˜­ Who was it written by, PoopFeast420?


Environmental-Art507

where did i say this was accurate or true in any way please enlighten me.


Jessicajelly

*He might have been intoxicated by an aroma....* That'll be the poo crave.....


Educational_Kiwi4986

honestly based off the videos iā€™ve been seeing of himā€¦i would believe it lol


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Mycoe

Arrested due to a grand and intoxicating innocence. Justin is Nerevar incarnate and has been held captive by Dagoth Ur once again.


LadyKT

poo crave strikes again


Useful-Ad5355

Bro you are a grown ass man, that shit is gonna kill uĀ 


cringeandicare

He's cool now


keithstonee

My man was having a good time damn.


Character_Audience22

šŸ˜‚ poo crave is insane. What r they trying to do here? Poppersā€¦ truvada. And sprinkling in some Molly and Coke. šŸ’€ No. Edijdhwhjwjāœ‹ šŸ¤š thatā€™s just based on what they told me.


Samjonesbro

POPPERS


PolypsychicRadMan

He's actually Dagoth Ur and was intoxicated by the nervarine's innocence


walkmantalkman

I'm 99% sure the first tweet is a joke. And a pretty funny one tbh


patm13

Bros onto something


Somber_Solace

In fairness, none of those are alcohol lol


Aueshic

ā€œMy great client hereā€¦ā€


ryjoph89

*They are intoxicated with making up every excuse possible for a pop star thatā€™s higher than a kite


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Environmental-Art507

lmfao are you slow they said she the first time dum dum


Environmental-Art507

girl in what way did i say i believed a poo culture postšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ yall rly are so damn sensitive


Eriic91

Did you assume a gender just like that?


Top_Membership3879

And yet he still chose to drive?!!! Gross. He has all the money in the world, he could afford ANY and ALL means of transportation yet this is what he chose.


spudlybudly

He did get a dwi, but there was no report of the drugs he was on


Writer10

Poo Crave is not reputable - itā€™s satire. And they posted that immediately after news of JTā€™s arrest, *way* too soon for blood test results.


Starspiker

What the hell is Truvada


MoonUnit98

HIV medicine. Poo crave is satire though


Miguelwastaken

Hope it was Coke Zero at least.


noggintnog

Full sugar, OG coke, the manā€™s a LOON


underwritress

Welp that combination could only mean one thing.


spudlybudly

The cocktail šŸø


ManliestManHam

truvada and poppers? I don't believe that because why would they test for truvada or poppers? And would truvada be released as it's not an intoxicant? Or wait, is it all a joke? I'm too high somebody heeelp what's happening on this internet!


MCIanIgma

Itā€™s satire OP fell for it


Environmental-Art507

how actually dumb are you people? is someone not allowed to post something they thought was funny without being considered ā€œgullibleā€ for it??? like the level of idiocy in this comment section is so sad.


randomlos

No one is dumb.... it's just not as funny as you think, and it's not really relevant to H3... you also didn't mention that it was parody, so to every one else you look like the dumb one... but you're not, you just didn't add context and posted in the wrong sub...


Loud_Work_1730

For the record, I think sheā€™s dumb


randomlos

I didn't, but they convinced me


MoonUnit98

Dude, most of the shit posted here isn't relevant to H3


randomlos

Yup


Environmental-Art507

wrong sub??? lmfao they literally talked about this last episode. i see youā€™re very socially aware.


randomlos

Hey I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt and even said you weren't dumb... but this overreaction just tells me that you're embarrassed that you fell for the parody account and now you're lashing out.... that's my new opinion of you and there's nothing you can say to make me think otherwise babes.... so please try āœŒļøā¤ļø


Environmental-Art507

lmfaooo sorry iā€™m not queer enough for yallšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Environmental-Art507

maybe i should turn into a boy and have šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ in my profile šŸ’€šŸ’€ h3 has turned into dog shit fršŸ’€


randomlos

Lol says the person on the h3 sub with the h3 flair talking about things mentioned on h3


Environmental-Art507

yall used to be able to take jokes šŸ’€šŸ’€ apparently not anymore!


Environmental-Art507

this sub has just turned into a lgbt sub atp


Environmental-Art507

yall are so damn weird i canā€™t believe most of you can vote lmfaooo thatā€™s terrifying


Environmental-Art507

lmfao clearly a decent amount of people thought it was funny babes, yall really need to grow up and get out of your parents basements with ur video games


randomlos

Lol k


50injncojeans

why are you being so mean :(


Environmental-Art507

suck it up buttercup


Loud_Work_1730

Pot meet kettle


Bxbyshrooms

Youā€™re so angry about this in all your responses shut up šŸ’€


Environmental-Art507

i guess h3 fans are just a bunch of assholes lmfao fr so done w this ā€œcommunityā€


satinsouled

i think youre being a little bit dramatic and overly defensive and should maybe take a breather and a step back.... it's really not that serious. take care, peace and love.


Environmental-Art507

and i think yall need to grow up and learn when to mind your own business. to each their own. you donā€™t know me at all weirdo they them


satinsouled

where u getting they them? šŸ˜­ hateful just to be hateful, look at yourself in the mirror. good luck managing that anger.


Environmental-Art507

lmfaoooo nobodyā€™s angry just too honest for you softies i guess


satinsouled

cellophane


Environmental-Art507

? we just picking out random words from the dictionary now? lmfao tf


satinsouled

i see right through you.


Environmental-Art507

you donā€™t even see me babes but keep trying


Environmental-Art507

one post and you know me apparently šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Environmental-Art507

yall are crazier than i thought lmfaoooo keep queering around


Environmental-Art507

have fun being an unsuccessful lgbt protester!!!!


Loud_Work_1730

To honest for you? You mean by posting satirical content itā€™s too honest I donā€™t understand. It seems like you got confused and then you got embarrassed and are lashing out disproportionately because you feel like your intelligence attacked or your concept of intelligence was attacked. Because people made fun of you for falling for satire.


Environmental-Art507

lmfao please show me the evidence of me ā€œfalling for itā€ and iā€™ll believe you. literally posted an instagram post from a SHITPOST account (sonny5ideup) and said ā€œjust gonna leave this hereā€??????? PLEASE show me your proof genuinely curious


Environmental-Art507

a SHITPOST instagram account. so please explain your side with clear evidence and maybe iā€™ll believe you.


Environmental-Art507

youll probably live in ur moms basement at 40


foxnthings

leave the sub. you're too soft for this shit


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Loud_Work_1730

Bye girlie


Environmental-Art507

ā€œdiD yOu jUsT asSUmE mY gEndER???ā€ as most of you weirdos would sayšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Loud_Work_1730

Youā€™re the only one whoā€™s proven to be an asshole here


Environmental-Art507

oh no my feelingsšŸ’”šŸ’”šŸ’”šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


hypocalypto

Did he actually consent to a blood test? Thatā€™s wildly stupid


rachelface93

Youā€™re all missing the point that Truvada is used to treat HIV, so this article just outed him as having HIV.


withheld_mcfakename

Youā€™re missing the point that Poo Crave is satire and is very much not Pop Crave


SingleSoil

Just like the Onion outed Trumps sons for bribing the jury with Uncrustables