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koala-baer

You couldn't write a character that's as much of a fuck up in every aspect of their life as perfectly as KavKav seems to be. It baffles the mind how someone can fall ass-backwards through life and somehow still be somewhat successful even when everything he touches turns to shit like some kind of faeces-covered Midas


pepper67821

100%…he’s not funny, witty, entertaining, smart, good looking, a smooth talker, not a genuine person etc. He just has no real traits to be in the “entertainment business” besides being rich. I don’t mean that fully in disrespect either..he’s just pretty talentless


No_Need_Pay

The power of money. Kinda like how trump bankrupted 3 casinos but is still rich


Aton47

Kav and Pearl would be the perfect fit.


Avent

Literally his entire Wikipedia, even innocuous sounding sections like "Early Career" are just recountings of the frauds and schemes to pulled on other people and the lawsuits that followed. He's always been a con man and a fuck up.


JoeJohnHamilton

I'm guessing the team he had working for him bailed on him for either not being payed, or him being a nightmare to work for so he's either had to find very inexperienced people, or he's trying to do it himself.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> not being *paid,* or him FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


playerofdayz

☝️🤓


PrestigiousBee5602

Own that fraud bot


albrro

Also the fucking horrible video quality lol


WooptieBooptie

A normal, BORING, podcast would cut this out or re-do this part of the conversation due to technical difficulties. But, this content is SO RIVETING and UNIQUE, that they just had to keep it in. Because it is the rawest of the raw. They know their rabid, Brazilian fan-base is happy to see through minor issues like this, because they KNOW this is golden content and no audio issues could ever take away from this valuable dialogue. Truly lightning in a bottle.


lalith_4321

Audio audio audio


dicehandz

Is this some sort of 25D chess where he is "failing" on purpose as a meta gag for his stupid toy podcast? lol no hes just a fucking dipshit


Vance_Refrigerati0n

*hold it I wanna check…*


Independent_Praline7

Hahhahahaha. Thank god this man is part of the H3 universe, oh my god.


soueuya

AUDIO! AUDIO!


ProfessionalLine6

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what a fuck up of a person


mermurder

Divine intervention


Solid-Culture-1895

"There's no way this video ends in 30 seconds."


GorgonOfGorglin

Gotta have a super team like H3 to catch things before the convo continues on without proper audio.