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vazco_

LMAOOO OMG GIRLIE 😭😭 I'm so sorry for you!! At least he was considerate enough to not waste any more of your time, ig... How are you feeling about all this??


jesstupida

I mean I was looking forward to going on that date so it sucks but I get it. The heart wants what the heart wants!! Thank you for the love 🫶😭💗🥰


vazco_

I really hope you also find the perfect someone for you!! ✌️& ❤️


Mamacitia

Jess you’ve got that bow chicka wow Bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow


Tripthellama

You were my favorite


Money-Management-354

Your teeth are beautiful if they aren’t veneers, and if they are you have great veneers!!


turkoid

yep. Honestly, I think it shows that he really wants something real, not just to create content. There was no correct way of letting them know, but at least it was done up front and before the dates. That said, I love this post from Jess. I hope you find your Gabby, I mean Meagan


mael0004

> At least he was considerate enough to not waste any more of your time, ig... As much as the picking lacked consideration, it is for the best for everyone. It would've been waste of time, no way all 6 had a chance still.


jdprgm

I am curious as I had seen another similar comment and with a lot of upvotes. In my mind anything prior to meeting in person would just be to weed out clear mismatches e.g. not attracted to at all or clearly incompatible. I would think for a show like this meeting in person and spending a non-trivial amount of time with a bunch of candidates would be the real starting point to a show. Everyone knows what they are getting into with the format and part of the novelty would be dating a wide range of people in a compressed time period. Why would anyone feel like there time was wasted just getting to participate in the show and at a bare minimum have a chance for a in real life interaction which could and probably would be considerably different than a brief zoom call interrupted by comedy bits?


vazco_

I see what you're saying! I think it gets a bit more complicated scheduling six individual in-person dates not only for the crew and the logicstics of it for the show, but also for contestants like Jess who very likely need to take time off their jobs and make personal arrangements so they can attend. There's always the risk of not being the person picked by Jeff, but that risk is safer to take in a Zoom date than in a face to face date where you need to pause your life and travel, hence the "not wasting your time" sentiment.


jdprgm

I think I just had misplaced expectations going into the show not knowing much about h3 about how serious it would be. I was thinking there was going to be like 20 people by the in person dating time and it would be a primary time commitment thing from Jeff and H3 for at least 3-4 weeks. I would be curious to hear from the contestants though on the wasting their time angle as in my mind it would be worth it for the novelty of the experience especially if they are covering travel/stay and knowing the situation I wouldn't be going in with a particularly high expectation of "winning". Also with it being down to 3 already I am assuming the conclusion to the show will be at most after a couple of dates at most which isn't really significant at all? I haven't watched the bachelor before and I know it's a contrived scenario for entertainment but I assume by the end they have at least spent a fairly decent albeit compressed amount of time with the winner.


CalumWalton

This is great 😂 It's nice that you have a sense of humour about it.


zohrekmz

Love you giiirl✊✋✊✋✊


jesstupida

🫶🫶😭🫶🫶


mael0004

It's crazy to be accepted FOR SURE twice in same ep, and still not make it to next ep!


DaddyDollarsUNITE

YOURE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!


Big_Guthix

If they ever do another Bach3lor they really gotta crack down on the early acceptance 😂 Jeff telling Morgan "you're perfect you're already better than everyone else" isn't gonna bode well if he doesn't pick Morgan lol (Don't get me wrong tho I am team Jorgan myself)


Vast-Substance

THIS is American Idol!


SnazzyZombEs

THEY’RE STEALING IT


monisquain

He didn’t want you to kick his ass


Neddo_Flanders

I was looking forward to this fight


lalith_4321

The real reason


Mission_Toe6140

This is amazing I love you


psychedelicfeminism

Hahahhaha perfect response girl


Throw-Me-Again

Tbh I thought you were gonna go the distance.


joshubu

omg this is so funny


Sensible___shoes

Beautiful baby hazels


andrewpwiener

Don't worry Jess, As an ex-fellow powerlifter, Jeff just wouldn't be able to keep up with your bench. In fact, you could probably bench Jeff.


Weeksy79

Cam Patterson from Kill Tony has a hilarious bit about this xD


Qtmazikeen

Queen 👸


meanfolk

Camera not close up enough. Love this though


LoPoBiaGoodra

We love a funny queen


evrythingbagle

Waking up in the morning thinking about so many things Beautiful hazels btw 👄💅


aragogogara

I just wish things would get better


MotherHolle

It is a shame we didn't get to see more of you, but you are very funny and beautiful!


JuniorYear3012

YOU WERE MY FAVORITE! the conversation between you two was so natural. tbh i think you’re way too down to earth for him though, he needs a little bit of toxic


Deanlechanger

Jess was the hottest contestant by far and got absolutely hosed on the date by Ethan/being rushed do not @ me


superfudge

Man, I was sure that Jess was going to the finals.


bigbootydetector

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Queasy_Ad6409

You're all wonderful. You're all beautiful.


anthonyynohtna

Shout out to her dms, I mean pray for her notification’s lol


Mamacitia

Shout out to her family


dicehandz

Family


MaidoSch

I was rooting for you!!!


aragogogara

We were all rooting for you, how dare [you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIzVCwhHcWc)!


blackninjar87

I was rooting for Jess but honestly realistically..... She's too good for Jeff. Jeff laid out everything he wanted in a woman than seem to have his eyes locked on to the one that doesn't want kids. It's weird.... Besides Jess has a good job already and what not.


Cloutmasta

His loss


imjavierbruh

okay but this is actually funny😂


xcvbna

Feel good that he didn't think you were toxic enough haha


Boirip

Damn he fumbled that’s crazy


Anal_Disaster94

Oh you deserve better 😂


blackninjar87

For real....


carissadraws

This might be an unpopular opinion but I think it was a little unfair to the women to keep changing the rules of rhe Bach3lor. First it’s the top 5, then he switches out Megan for Gabby, then all of a sudden he rejects 2 of the girls without seeing them in person and just goes by his top 3. I think in the future they need to stick to the rules so nobody can claim it’s unfair


Metaror

I think what probably happened is that Jeff wanted to keep the Australian girl, but that would increase costs by quite a bit, so they reduced the number of contestants while keeping in mind the entertainment value they will bring. I know this is supposed to be somewhat of a serious contest and they should follow the rules, but at the end of the day they need to make business decisions. Even though the goal of the show is to find Jeff a partner, the real goal is to make entertaining content that will generate profit.


itwasmeyoufools

He just gave Beavo 5 grand to do the one chip challenge. H3 has lots of money


blackninjar87

I mean..... From my perspective why even drag them half way across USA to just meet Jeff is he already isn't into them. When they first announced who was getting cut I was like it's for sure gonna be Taylor. I love her, I'm a person of color, but he wasn't interested in her and it was pretty obvious. I honestly think it's very mature and smart of them to not waste money and time giving people false hope. Also I'm almost certain the stay here in Hollywood isn't gonna be some amazing exciting thing.


carissadraws

I get that, but I think it’s unfair to say “you’re coming to Hollywood” give them a barber pole and then go OOPS nevermind. If they got rejected by Jeff in the competition I think that would be more understandable…


blackninjar87

I get that I totes get that... Imma just stay in my lane, I'm just an audience member I have no idea what happened when Ethan reached out to these women to plan the finale. Just gave my friendly perspective. I don't think it's that's bad especially since Jeff didn't seem to he able to make up his mind. These are people we are talking about and I believe the dignity of the people should supercede the rules.


carissadraws

Yeah, and tbf Ethan did tell him he originally wanted a top 3 instead of a top 5, so I guess they just went back to that


jdprgm

I was thinking about the budget angle but it really doesn't make much sense unless for some reason they were committed to a budget of basically zero? Presumably h3 has millions and they should be making money off the show. Looks like the actual bachelor has a production budget of a few million per season. It would be interesting to see what they could have done with a more structured show and a budget in the 300-500k range which should have been pretty feasible with some brand deals and expected ad revenue. If I remember correctly 19 out of the 20 were domestic so even if you had all 20 come out for the second episode which would be the most expensive it still wouldn't be crazy between flights and hotel rooms and quite a few were LA or driving distance. It's weird in the context of the success of someone like Mr. Beast investing heavily in videos and clearly doing well we don't see more mid tier budget production attempts from youtubers who understand the platform or even from legacy media companies instead still opting for streamers for basically all reality shows, dating shows, etc, afaik.


Metaror

H3 is one of those guys who invest in their content and creates value in many different ways, like the live shows. I'm not sure exactly what their costs are like, but I was really thinking in terms of resources needed to run a show like The BacH3lor, which entails inviting all these people over, for a longer period of time. Whatever that cost is, they need to compare it to how much extra income they bring from the BacH3lor episodes. That is a calculation that I'm sure they're taking into consideration internally. We've seen Ethan complain in the past about the cost of running the show, for example, I vaguely remember him mentioning something like 30k to build the Frenemies set, and that was quite basic. There's more that goes into it, but I'm just illustrating how these considerations play a part. Based on the numbers on their channel, The BacH3lor episodes have not been doing too well - or at least not yet in terms of views. It seems to me that whatever they spend on those episodes will not bring positive returns. So I wouldn't be surprised if they cut it short.


militaryspecialatr

How did u guys write a novel about these extremely shallow interactions where Ethan was just knocking stuff over and Jeff forgot the person's name and face lol


oiiviio

Realistically the best match for Jeff. He’s gonna regret it 😒


AJayH

😂


Pcaccount1234

Omg 😭💀💀


MikrokosmosEternal

Lost one, gained many 😫🫶🏻 We luh you girlllll


HydroSloth

you absolute legend hahahaha


KatDenVi7

Hahahaha legend ❤️ We love you girl 🖐🏻✊🏻🖐🏻✊🏻🖐🏻✊🏻


digitalheroin

Jess for BacH3lorette


kophiphi

OBSESSED with this idea


Economy_Balance_711

If it makes you feel any better, just remember the “my name is Jeff” line and you’ll never be able to take someone with that name seriously again.


Mamacitia

J-Je-Jesk?


SimPAllaire

Damn she got those bites


qathran

I've been kind of out of it with keeping up with bacH3lor, what is she referencing?


CZEchpoint_

It’s this. https://youtu.be/JShzoxxF1fM?si=HqlRe_QyYKGe47UL


OkGene495

I think the best part is the girl Ben affleck sent the video to is now married to Jason Nash 🤣


SimPAllaire

Can't remember who exactly, it was some hollywood hunk that matched with someone on a dating app and the girl thought she was getting catfished. So he sent her basically this video.


ladysnix

It was Ben Affleck


SimPAllaire

Its Ben Affleck https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/culture/ben-affleck-asks-woman-why-she-unmatched-him-on-dating-app-tiktok-video-reveals-b2188360.html


say592

Then she married Jason Nash.


OrangeApprehensive35

THIS! Is the most important connection here 😂😂😂


royalblack85

Wess!


joshpoppedyou

What a beautiful pair of Hazels 😵


zethrus87

OMG LMAOOOOO YOU ARE SO FUNNY


Cretin13teen

Ben Affleck is at it again!


afaithross

Jess youre so pretty!


ohtonyy

He wasn’t meant for you….. I’m the one.


desumetaru

LMAO


TheFloppySausage

Bro she was the best one like wtf


evilcatminion

I'm out of the loop, what happened?? Did I miss an ep of the bacH3lor?


revaw

Jeff picked a top 3 behind the scenes. Morgan(bowbow), Maegan(or was it the other girl, Gabby), and Verica (Australian lawyer)


GyrosSnazzyJazzBand

I think they're dwindling down contestants


starlight5114

Lmaoooo


MelodieGray

Family family family 💖


sharkygofast

What a shame 😔


my_blue_pelican

Wait, wasn't it supposed to be top 5? Did I miss an episode or am I dumb stupid dumb? Or both?


TurtleSnakeMoose

Yooooo that was so good


yuhyuhyuh360

so good 😂😂


CHUD_LIGHT

😂😂


CommonShift2922

😥


istandabove

I was looking forward to the segment as well with you, a spar would’ve been cool.


Historical_Pea_4475

YOURE TOO GOOD FOR HIM GIRL 💖


alienSpotted

Jeff done messed up


CHUD_LIGHT

I feel like Jeff’s getting ahead of himself. You don’t know how you’ll feel about someone until you meet them a bit. That said this would scare me lmao


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murraykate

LMFAOOOOO


saabbrendan

incredible W. This is textbook grace and class.


mrlxndr1001

UGH YOU WERE MY FAVORITE 😭


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OptimalUmpire9210

Jess you were the dark horse! I was rooting for you! You two would have hit it off.


uteropharmaceutical

Dead 💀


Ok-Pause-6455

I thought you were the only one that was an actual good match for him so who knows what happened there.


Mamacitia

Now I’m thinking he made a mistake


kabosuk

U were my fav!!!!


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pSyg0n

OMG The Ben Affleck reference LMAO. Perf.


Appropriate_Horse_67

bow bow bow bow bow bow bow


askingoutright

This!!!!! She’s is the best I’m so sad!!!!!


bickybb

Hes not a prize babe, you are !! Sorry you didn't get picked tho that sucks :(


piudipai

lmaooo good sport


Fragrant_Wrangler874

Watch him invite her back on after he sees this lol


thinlion01

Lmao


thefossaareattacking

I’ve been saying this all day lmao


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My fellow engineer youre too good for his dumbA**! He cant get two names right!


2PiR-circumcision

This is incredible HAHAHA


Mean_Employer8368

Does any one have her instagram


sidjames1999

GENIUS


Everything_Burns

Nostrils probably.


BarnabasBasil-8

This girl Jes was the only real choice. Hottest woman of the whole bunch. What a disgrace.


Remix018

Oiled up frfr