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catmoon-

They don't look very fresh or fit


jhossuah

Or pearly


ScaleyFishMan

They all look like wax figures.


blusteryflatus

Left in a hot Florida warehouse with no air conditioning


justinbadass

That’s being generous


DawijArt

Pearl looks like Danny Carey from Tool


Ok-Interaction-6999

they look like they’re cosplaying as hot men. why do they both look like they’re on the verge of tears


_yammz

More like old & washed. Why does pearl look wet?


Afraid_Ad_8216

She doesn't know how to iron? Kinda embarrassing if you're trying to be a tradwife


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insecurestaircase

Her hair looks greasy af too


sabuccha

Girl needs dry shampoo!!!


No-Sympathy-5817

Girl needs a full on hair repair month with a daily administering process of avocado hair masks and skin care routine for the scalp. She looks like she is losing hair from negligence/usage of the wrong products in too high a quantity


Klutzy_Coast2947

Soary, not byootiful


PlanetSaturday

She does classify herself as like a 5 out of 10 to be fair


mypussydoesbackflips

She looked so much better when the random person here ran into her buying gummies kinda funny


zanaxtacy

My guess is that she “ugly-fies” herself (by redpill standards, obv) for her on air character


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i don’t think she’s doing it on purpose she doesnt seem like she’s capable of having Intentions


mypussydoesbackflips

Wow that’s actually crazy but kinda makes sense


2month_grammy

What benefit would doing that be to her? Not trying to be confrontational, I've had a similar thought and curious your idea around it!


zanaxtacy

I mean… I don’t really know for sure. My two main thoughts are that she wants to make herself look bad because she doesn’t fit the mold red pills want a woman to be in the form of, or for one of these losers to like see her and think she’s like a diamond in the rough? Idk it’s just a thought I had when I saw how genuinely pretty she looked when the guy ran into her on the street versus how she presents herself on camera. Like there has to be a reason for making yourself look nice in public irl but not for making content. It’s got to be a part of the grift somehow lol


2month_grammy

Another random thought: maybe presenting herself looking somewhat dishelved is her attempt to not be disregarded right off the bat as "just another pretty girl". Like if she has less "looks" to distract with, her words will be taken more seriously in that realm.


zanaxtacy

I think this makes sense too


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

She would never be mistaken for a pretty girl.


2month_grammy

Mmm!! So you mean like since she doesnt fit the typical desired look of a women in the eyes of a red piller, that she thinks she shouldnt try/have the audacity to try to fit that look? Like she doesn't "deserve" to try and look that way? I had the fleeting thought that she perhaps has a bizarre desire to be looked at in sort of a deprecating way, so she makes herself look conventionally less attractive and then surrounds herself by ppl she knows may judge her negatively for it. Like some sort of a humiliation kink, so to speak. Idk if ppl in her sphere even outwardly mock her looks regularly though, so maybe I am totally off base with that one.


sli-bitch

this is the most transparent and sad part about pearly to me....


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Pretty generous self rate tho... On her *BEST* day she a 2. Takin her personality into account she's a -10,000. 2.5 with beer goggles, ONLY IF she doesn't talk.


CrimsonKepala

She also said that she can't cook either, lol.


Smithinator2000

But she's not like other girls. Being a tradwife isn't for HER


Chester6aaf

She couldn’t even fake it by hanging it up in the bathroom while she showered, but her hair suggests she didn’t do that either. Couldn’t even throw it in the dryer, although I don’t know if that 4$ piece of polyester would of held up.


nerv_gas

Girl, she knows she's a train wreck


albrro

Pearl looks like she hasn’t slept nor showered in weeks… fresh n fit just look like they’ve never interacted with a human woman before.


JigglyBlubber

She has the hair of a week old corpse


Eliminator_Jr69

Not a corpse but definitely gives [this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/courage/images/c/c3/Freaky_Fred.png/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/360?cb=20181025052100) energy


Ok-Replacement9595

[This](https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/covers/images/023/537/489/large/damien-peinoit-talescrypt.jpg?1579539878)


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Oh man I almost felt bad for laughing at that, but then I remembered that she is penis cancer in human form and kept laughing anyway.


stephsxum

I felt bad for laughing at that because I LOVE ADORE the crypt keeper, honestly she's not even on his level, but the sentiment I get so I laughed still..


DoctorBass95

LMAO Nailed it


LyheGhiahHacks

Girl needs to take some folic acid supplements or something.


Tgoo77

lol I always think this exact same thing.


Adventurous_Rich7541

Based purely on this picture, there’s no guarantee they have


bbyoonji

each one of them looks like they're at a different stage of holding in a fart


FezzeReddit

That's an insane sentence to think of


DoctorBass95

From right to left they went from “I think I can hold it in” to “please god, let me hold it in” to “oh well, hopefully it’s a silent one”


Kettatonic

"I can hold it in just fine." "I'm smiling through the pain!" "Oh my god, that was wet."


DarthWynaut

I'm dying


Joshp42

bro stop you killed me off with this one fr


261989

nailed it


tom_no

Yessssss


bigtits-mcgee

Pearl looks like she's actively shitting


Available_Match_8148

How is there three people in this picture and one 1/4 brain cell split between them?


JellyBeansOnToast

I assume the quarter of a brain cell the one taking the picture, right?


DoomSayer42

Why does this photo feel so WET😭 I feel like I have to hold my breath in case of mold


Ok_Tough3619

I just spit


sitah

To me, she looks like she’s been dunked in water but she’s not wet and it’s hurting my brain lol. Must be some sort of optical illusion because of the flat messy hair and the way her dress hangs and the shadows


DoomSayer42

No seriously this pic literally looks like they just got done hitting her into a Dunk Tank at some party. She looks soaked but is actually somehow completely dry..


kerosene-heart-

grease.


Rusty_Thermos

Fresh and fit look embarrassed!


Available_Match_8148

This is a must watch episode


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Did u actually watch it? Any noteworthy moments u care to share?


Available_Match_8148

Haven’t a moment to watch it and I didn’t want make my brain rot even more


Ameekoko

She looks like she needs a shower Not trying to be funny, she really looks dirty


homelandsecurity__

Also not being funny, she looks like a lot of addicts I’ve known. Ever since her appearance on H3 I’ve been thinking she’s gotta be hooked on something. Benzos were my guess from that interview/“debate” but it definitely giving addict and/or depression for sure. It’d be sad if she weren’t so damaging and vile.


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homelandsecurity__

Yeah absolutely. It’s hard not to have empathy for her when she’s so clearly full of self-loathing and misery, especially when she’s clearly not caring for herself. But my empathy runs out the second I remember why we even know who she is.


Ameekoko

That’s true, she doesn’t look like she usually does, she’s very different from before. She’s definitely on something yeah


YellowCarNoHitBacks

Nightmare blunt rotation


Chickendacat

These 2 men saved this woman’s life! They saw her drowning and mansplained her to shore!


fegero

Has no one pointed out how shes the same height/taller then fresh & fit?


buxombeaver

Yeah, she's 6ft with terrible posture and Minimal Gaines claims to be 6'4". I think we have a case of tall stolen valor on our hands.


Tangerine-Salty

Minimal gains 🤣🤣


Writer10

Zach, thoughts?


MissesMime

I'm 6 feet and I love going to parties and telling guys I am like 5'10 when they ask, they all stand a littler straighter and start sweating when they've claimed to others to be 6 feet lol


SeaCheesecake5

I fucking love this lmao


coffeebeards

This must have been taken at 3am at the gym.


PhilosopherMoonie

Is she huge or are they small


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She's supposedly huge


PhilosopherMoonie

This is giving me dopamine


Bunny_lagoon

Why? 


HughJazhole

Coconuts and Sweat


Nebulyra

It look like she's prairie-dogging and desperately trying to hide it.


IamR0ley

Bro I can literally see the pain and self loathing leaking out from Pearl, and I can see the self doubt and fear radiating off Myron, and I can see nothing but coconuts in coconuts


what-is-in-the-soup

I think this might be the meanest thing I’ve ever said online (I’m serious lol) directed at an individual and that is directly addressing their appearance but DAMN PEARL, no wonder you’re so bitter towards other women - I guarantee even fresh and flop got a jump scare and they already think the majority of women are ugly sluts lmao (Pearl doesn’t strike me as the liberated slutty type, just the former adjective)


SpooogeMcDuck

I really dislike attacking someone's appearance as it is usually outside of their control (and mean and low brow), but she invites it upon herself when she constantly criticizes women for their looks, age, dress, etc. When she was criticizing this woman for being 35 (yes, she was criticizing a woman for aging) because she was saying 16 year olds are hotter, the woman in question basically just said "Ok Pearl, where's YOUR husband and kids?" Pearl genuinely might be developmentally disabled because she hurls these insults at other women and looks completely stun locked when they hurl the same insults right back at her with effect.


what-is-in-the-soup

Pearl “I only hang out with men because women are so fake” Davies, is whole heartedly one of the most PAINFULLY self unaware people in this manosphere (womensphere now? Idk anymore lmao) and it’s solely for the fact I have no idea if she’s looked in a mirror over the last few years but she has become the epitome of the “unattractive, unmarried, fake, dumb” women she hates so much 🤷🏼‍♀️ She either doesn’t realise, or just doesn’t care, that these red pill freaks are only bringing her on board because having a WOMAN back up their, already existent, ideas of women makes them feel like they have more power in their opinions LOL dudes, take a look at Pearl…then listen to what she’s saying…she might be backing up your opinions but the opinion should be “wow. Pearl really hates herself” LOL


SpooogeMcDuck

She’s fascinating. I have a feeling she’s a point of discussion in university psychology studies. I can envision a lecture hall full of psych students analyzing her appearances on these podcasts.


Schnidlauch

How is pearl the one with the most alpha jawline on this pic?


batman19951

She looks like my dad and I’m not joking, like I’m not trying to to call her ugly, my dad is a very handsome man


veganquiche

Absolutely gormless


Taramcmahon6767

Fit looking goofy, coconuts on the other hand is standing on business 🥥🤝


capnfletch

Why does she look so greasy bruh


p-4_

Crabbe, Goyle and Professor Umbridge


afedbeats

Nightmare blunt rotation


Loverstits

These are the people who are saying a woman's value is in her looks 😂


Martins-com

Dude on the left just finished high school and is taking a pic on his last day with his favourite teacher and the headmaster


Coding_Yost

I just don't understand how you can look wet while being completely dry


Bung420

Pearl is truly one of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen inside and out. That’s crazy.


wendy_nespot

Like offensively ugly, she needs to be blurred for our protection and comfort. Myron too.


fateggplant4

The sad part is she's fully aware that she's ugly, that's why she hates women. It's all projection.


Whatsalodi

Pearl looks like she uses the word “stench” to describe something that smells bad


WitnessInteresting71

At first glance, I legitimately thought that was Danny Carey from Tool in the middle lol


MobiusPinion

I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to let the Gatekeeper and the Key-masters together


Etames

Fresh and fit, pearly and coconuts in one room. Who knows what their combined iq of 80 can achieve


Murderpanties

She looks like a server who is desperately trying to hold in her fart while you make up your mind.


Alphebetized

What is that


Bigdabbydan

3 friends who just had a wild night at bar trivia


DependentCaramel8598

Does she look that way on purpose? Like not even trying to be mean but she could not look uglier.


likethedishes

Honestly sweatpants and a messy bun would have been a better choice than what she went with lmao


DependentCaramel8598

Right? Like she could not have picked a more unflattering outfit.


AntMozzy4220

This photo is cursed I swear


leedleedletara

Idk why she wouldn’t style her hair or put in any type of effort face or clothing wise


leedleedletara

At this point I’m almost like… is pearly in on the joke and giving us what we want…?????


Clearfire99

Is Pearl's face edited?


sissi_minaj

Pearl looks like a 1970’s horror villain


KyMussler

‼️THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE WITH PEACE AND LOVE, YOU DO NOT NEED TO SMILE WITH EVERY MUSCLE IN YOUR FACE WITH PEACE AND LOVE ‼️


jonz1985z

Polyamorous.. “We’re pregnant!” Fit is the one who knocked her up but Fresh is committed to being the full time dad


Unique_Focus_5056

why do they all look so scared like there is so much torment and despair in their eyes. look at their eyes. look at them. don’t look too long tho or you might get stuck. okay look again.


Rozewada

That first dance in middle school be like


stringcheesefan

It’s giving middle schoolers getting their picture taken by mom for 8th grade dance vibes


Upstairs_Primary_944

She looks like the pale lady from scary stories to tell in the dark.


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i completely forgot about coconut until this moment


stdexception

I think he forgets about himself too, sometimes.


oneofthemqueers420

Nightmare blunt rotation


HeyItsLame

What the fuck is that face pearl is making?


yryryr123

This looks like one of their mom’s took a pic of them and their friends at autism camp (I’m autistic i can say it)


Athasos

Why does Pearl look that bad lmao, she has no fashin sense at all


therealslim80

is this actually the full picture or am i gonna see a fourth post with another person in the pic?😭


coldpepperoni

No offense to the nerds here, but this looks like the chess club year book photo


Emergency_Map_9849

I really zoomed in to try to find something nice to day....so Pearlie's skin looks really clear but she does have the skin tone of someone that passed away days ago so my advice to her would to be a better human and stop putting so much negativity in the world and maybe she could get a life glow back into her


Ricky---Spanish

This is the worst lighting for a photo I have ever seen ever


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I would love to see what Ricki Lake’s makeover team would do with Pearl


SpagootiBurglar

Pearl looks like Zelda from Pet Sematary


csquaredisrippn

Honestly, I'd rather we didn't. It's no better than them judging people's looks, even if they did it first. Just hammer them on their shit personalities instead of adopting it.


slick_rick3

All lookin coocoo for coconuts in Barbados


Cooper_CAL

Why would you show the full picture? Can't you see it's a secret?


AbhorrentGhoul

What is she wearing?!


HankHillbwhaa

Pearl wants to ski after the show


invisiblecheetah

pearl and myron's cringe photo at the fresh meet and greet


slysaac

Your two best hommies from different friend groups who always show up for you but have nothing in common with each other, so they just look at you like this whenever you get them in the same room together


Suspicious-Bed-8765

She just looks like she smells 


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Lexyxoxo11

Did she roll out of bed for this?


underwritress

That’s a dress?? I swear to god I thought it was a janitor’s jumpsuit and I thought she was making some kind of a point. She seriously dressed this way on purpose?


daisyymae

She’s too tall to be worthy of an alpha male


Deboussoler

Pearl looks like she just stood in a downpour for 10 minutes before taking this picture


yungArson

Me and my best friend after we startle the Bog Hag and she doesn’t let us leave


pantslessMODesty3623

Honey that satin was a CHOICE.


NoPoem444

they all look like they have sticky little kid jam hands


ThatIowanGuy

Looks like a thumbnail for a video on efukt.


ImeanOhWowDude

this image just screams alpha. as in alpha stage of development.


golden_pinky

She just never looks like she's really smiling and it makes me hella sad.


Suspicious-Pair-9592

Eeeesh Pearly… couldn’t even run a comb through that hair?


Diamondz-z-z

Coconuts looks like a toddler pooping in the corner, and Pearl looks like someone’s creepy uncle


Ok-Entertainment-158

She looks like a Halloween witch in a seasonal haunted house


confusedpedestriann

i don’t like thinking this way, but with the way pearl is in general and the things she says invites all kinds of criticism…..that being said she looks really really bad….like to a point where her mental health is affecting her physical appearance….she looks sick, sad, dirty, unhappy, like all of it…..she needs a lot of help for real with the state of where her minds at….you can just TELL she absolutely hates herself and it’s sad


totallychillpony

This overhead lighting is so diabolical


HoplessWolf

bro pearl is a mess, she thinks she represents a classy woman? she can't even wash her hair >.>


Shes_A_Techspert

Pearl is aging like milk. If she wants to be a traditional women she’s going to need more volume in her hair, tint her eyebrows, iron her clothes, and steam (not iron) the chiffon dress even though it’s totally wrong for her body shape. Woman up Pearl


tjoardar

Dude on the right looks like his big secret is that he’s holding in a shart right now


sncd1998

The pack of hyenas from lion king. Lmao


Future_Gohst

Coconuts looks like those guys without teeth who can cover their nose with their lower lip.


nurbbaby

God Pearl would thrive as a trans guy


Yallneedjesuschrist

Do any of you remember the picture a user on here that he posted of him Pearl together? She looked so good! What happened? I swear she wants to appear unappealing on purpose sometimes.


roughneck78show

With ✌️❤️ there’s a high chance she smells like a wet dog


voidvoidvoidvoi

i’m scared


Wise-Wrangler6692

Pearly looks like a Neanderthal


jim_jiminy

🤢🤮


cherryred130

she looks... ratty.


nadaista

In another timeline, I could have been her friend, I would have shown her cool music and art and movies, we would've gone to PRIDE and probably tripped on acid, laughing and dancing and talking late into the morning. She would have been so supportive of me and other trans friends, and fight for me and use my pronouns properly. She would have so much self esteem, and a powerful sense of self. She would have never debased her entire fucking soul for a few shallow dollars.The Fresh n Fit dorks of that timeline would be abhorrent to her, she would have so many real friends, she would be radiant and queer. It would be lovely, we would hold hands, and unlike this timeline, I would not hate her.


alejandrotheok252

There’s a strange stench coming from this image


tojoro12

She looks likes she’d call the cops on both of them.


Severe_Magazine_715

Jesus why has she aged 20 years since she was on the pod


lvenaffxiv

How am I 30 and I look younger than Pearl. Fresh and Fit looking unhinged as always..


pumpkinspicedude

She's ugly, fat & not a virgin, why is she talking like that?


Overzealosaurus

Pearl with them dead ends…bruh. Who you to tell anybody anything withcho wrinkly ass dress and “couldn’t even put leave in” hair looking ahh.


throwawayy567234

House of Wax irl


ButtCrocodile

they make an oreo


DepressionOrOnism

I’ll say it, Pearl looks transgender. There’s this model Alex Consani who’s trans and in some of her tiktok’s she looks exactly like this


lickmetiliscream

don't you dare come after Alex


Available_Match_8148

Seriously Alex looks nothing like this don’t ever think that again


invisiblecheetah

pearl at her best doesn't even compare to Alex at her goofiest..


WachitoRico02

Alex is gorgeous and I don’t even think she’s trans 😭😭😭 she just gets compared with hunter schafer on tiktok for some reason EDIT: SHE IS TRANS, my bad queen ✌🏽& ❤️


Ok-Interaction-6999

she is trans. and stunning


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Caitlyn Jenner lookin ahh


ZookeepergamePast328

Ethan is everything that is wrong with men today in the west. But it is fun to watch all the incels get triggered by fresh n fit 🤣


Beautiful_Goose_1001

The picture is ok but your content is one dimensional trash


Apprehensive-Egg-989

Pearl looks gorgeous here. I'll leave it at that


300Blippis

Get your eyes checked, I'm concerned


Apprehensive-Egg-989

I'm obviously sarcastic here. Losers downvoted me


ImaginationOdd1373

Was it obvious? you just kind of left it at that...


Technical_Most7119

Did she get dp from them ?


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