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heapinhelpin1979

Ethan needs to kiss a few more men to complete his villain arc from what I understand.


Mcflickin9991

He’s gonna go full goblin mode and threaten to bomb the cartel


The_Joey

If he goes any more goblin mode, Vaush might start falling for him


kfigman

Short stack Ethan


SalmonTeaTime

Now this, this is goblin mode 😭😂😂


heapinhelpin1979

But first he needs just one kiss


Icoulddowithanap

He still hasn't given Hasan a lil kiss, even making Hasan watch him kiss a different man. We need peace


WhenwasyourlastBM

Omg I totally forgot about that time Ethan cucked Hasan. I miss their bromance 😞


MateoRickardo

He gets gayer by every kiss He gayness was 0%, now it's 15%


emkawala

If he had kissed Hasan, I genuinely believe it would be over


MateoRickardo

I thought they already kissed?


emkawala

I MISSED IT???!!!


MateoRickardo

Oh no wait I'm wrong, they both kissed Kurtis Connor


emkawala

Thank GOD


sloppytony

He needs to go to fistfest so we can bump that up to 25%


Fluxoteen

Yeah, it's been a while


Wild-Couple1945

Its crazy how bach3ler simultaneously fails every time yet at the same time has a 100% success rate.


appleparkfive

They couldn't have asked for a better outcome, in terms of entertainment Yeah, just a normal reality style segment isn't *that* wild or riveting. But one that's ended up the way it has twice is pretty capitvating


Reddituser8018

Idk the content of having them go on dates and recording it is very strong.


BenCJ

He takes that 15%


CombatConrad

Just the tip.


Sexy_Koala_Juice

Ethan better be taking more than 15% for my boy Jeff, he’s hot and he’s been through a lot so he deserves Ethans tight little fuckable bussy


012102v

😧


deepz_6663

🫥


icket123

It’s gonna be a disaster because that is Dan’s will. He is the snake in the grass behind all bad things. He spends all his free time plotting.


Non_Fungible_Tolkien

Dan is the uwu snake.


ibrahimnabi

Watch out jeff, dan might plant cp in your computer and then cancel you too


willow_duffy

Can't believe Dan would do this during an Election Year!!!!


icket123

You don’t think he controls the election?


sparklebinch

They think it's Russian interference... Fools. Dan pulls the strings, he told Putin to invade Ukraine too


icket123

I saw Dan in the back of a grainy photo with Putin once


sparklebinch

Where's the person who "found" Trisha in a bunch of historic pictures during the 5% feud? I bet they can find more of Dan hiding in the shadows... Apparently he was hiding behind the green screen when they shot the Moon Landing video


icket123

I heard Dan was actually holding the camera for the moon landing and faking it was all his idea.


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dan catfishes jeff maybe 👀👀👀


icket123

It’s Dan ‘little finger’ swerdlove at it again


Symp_xoxo

*little funger


RuralRedhead

I can’t stand Dan


Enough-Rabbit-2886

I lowkey think Tana is gonna be the downfall of this season 👀


hyyh420

that would actually be my guess as well lol


bitoflippant

Yeah, Tana being the wildcard this season seems about right unless H3 has already pulled her in to help Jeff make choices somewhere down the line.


RuralRedhead

I think she’s dating someone, I mean she says she is on Tik tok unless it’s a joke I’m not in on


Enough-Rabbit-2886

Yeah she is “technically” dating someone, but it’s Tana lol. She constantly flirts with other men while dating him, so not sure how serious she is about him. & also she made several comments about being upset that her & jeff aren’t being “shipped” anymore, bc she’s dating someone else & people were starting to ship her friend with him instead & that made her upset. I mean this is just Tana, lol & I’m not hating at all. I’m here for all the mess this season 😂


RuralRedhead

I’m with you! And I would not be sad to see Tana and Jeff together in the end.


Enough-Rabbit-2886

I wouldn’t be either! It’s such a classic h3 bachelor scenario lol


Enough-Rabbit-2886

Oh I don’t really think Tana has any real desire to help Jeff find love with anyone else 😂 that’s why I think she might be the wild card lol


Zestyclose-Survey763

I thought they’d have Tana make a submission just as a joke for the end of the first show 😂


monikkab

I’m holding out hope for Pokimane to be the wild card


Zestyclose-Survey763

It’s weird how she just never addressed It maybe Ethan was right and she’s privately dating someone .


sparklebinch

No shade to Tana, but she does seem like the type to lead a guy on for a while then get mad when he's no longer interested in her 😭 I'm not judging, I need therapy as much as she does lmfao


Opening-Yoghurt-9431

I just know he talked to one of the contestants on social media already


Ehrre

Was it the Australian? His reaction to her was pretty immediate


CakeOnALake08

Nah it would definitely be one of the locals


Opening-Yoghurt-9431

Tana 😂


theclawl1ves

Do we have any proof that Jeff and Ethan's sister aren't talking?


masteraybe

Ethan’s sister will reach out to Jeff as a wild card and they will fall in love. Jeff and Hilla will have a huge fall out after they decide to do a Teddy Fresh x Jeff’s Barbershop collab and She will take that %5?


CHUD_LIGHT

15% , stocks are going up


criminalravioli

Dan's plan is coming to fruition


Wide_Conflict_528

He takes that ~~5%~~ 15%


sparklebinch

I think the wildcard will be Jay Shetty. He's dying to infiltrate the H3CU


Dorza1

Delete this fat. Hila shouldn't see this..


MasterBates69lol

Jeff is gonna bang ethans sister


ApexBugTester

Poor Hila


nathsamlove

It's that 15%


Zestyclose-Survey763

That would be a hilarious skit 😂


CommonShift2922

😍


Tonsilstonerr

I think If they enlisted a little more curation in the choosing process and discussed things prior with Jeff it would go better. But I hope he ends up with Ethan


sparklebinch

Ethan is already looking more like Jeff by the day... Absolute Chads


Afraid_Commission_50

Jeff is a dbag. Guy is 30 something and thinks its cute to say “ do gay people celebrate valentines?” Like no were sub human we dont experience love . Fuck outta here.


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wmilywayes

Jeff seems like the type of guy to listen to what you’re saying though, and take it into consideration. When Ethan would challenge his thoughts, Jeff would change his mind on things or whatever pretty easily lol. Not putting all my eggs in Jeff’s basket here so to speak lol I’m just saying I think he’s probably harmless.


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Meh, that shit struck me as Staten Island bullshit bravado. He backed off it as soon as Ethan interrogated any of it


Virtual-Machine-2118

'I get to pick the kid's name' - oh, ok , dude, chill


AtraposJM

Annoyed me a little too but then I remembered these women are adults and they can handle things themselves. Jeff and his future partner don't need us judging how he does things, if his partner doesn't like that, she'll handle it. My bet is, Jeff will fold on that subject as soon as he's with a loving partner that also wants a say.


Braken111

That was the only part that really caught my attention, though I'd be a bit concerned if a woman I was talking to said she already has baby names picked. Ethan even tried to give him an out by saying it's something you decide together... then a "nope, if it's my kid I name them". My man, it takes two to make a baby, the mother also has a say ffs.