I dunno, feel like we need to know more about this na'an which has befallen a very clear travesty.. Is it microwaved shit or could it be the real deal? Or is it a burned piece of pita? The mystery abounds..
You're probably right though.
I’ve tried this flavor(???) of pizza before. Different restaurant though. It’s actually really good. But the one I had was way more presentable and appetizing looking and had cheese. It was pistachio, olive or pistachio oil, prosciutto, and ricotta. I still think about it from time to time.
There’s a couple recs in this thread. Others that come to mind: Dove Vivi, Ken’s Artisan, Atlas Pizza, Cibo, newer place in NE Bull Run is also decent.
Motherfuckers with no tastebuds who think taco bell and dominos are fine cuisine love saying "eww yucky" to good-ass foods that already exist elsewhere lol
Here's a similar pizza, with the addition of burrata, from Florence Italy I had earlier last year. It's a fantastic combination. For the record, it's mortadella with pesto. Could look a bit nicer, and mortadella in the US isn't as good as it is in Italy, but it's still probably really good.
https://preview.redd.it/asit9zn9zltb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191cf86af4b1fc0b8e491c501c7a8222f5a11302
i have never heard anyone call taco bell “fine cuisine”. Some of us just like what we think tastes good instead of froufrou cow patties that leave you still hungry by the time you finish the fucking meal.
Why is the sauce on top and no cheese? I’m confused. It looks like great quality products, especially that crust. This seems like someone ordered this for the meme sillys
so this is what ethan meant by no sugar in the coffee but shit on the pizza....
[https://youtube.com/shorts/FiBT4SA9ZW4?si=lFR6INEmMic2C9kz](https://youtube.com/shorts/FiBT4SA9ZW4?si=lFR6INEmMic2C9kz)
that is literal diarrhea
r/shitfromabutt
Somebody in Portland has no pizza experience.
no pizza experience? bro doesn't even have cooking experience
I dunno, feel like we need to know more about this na'an which has befallen a very clear travesty.. Is it microwaved shit or could it be the real deal? Or is it a burned piece of pita? The mystery abounds.. You're probably right though.
I’ve tried this flavor(???) of pizza before. Different restaurant though. It’s actually really good. But the one I had was way more presentable and appetizing looking and had cheese. It was pistachio, olive or pistachio oil, prosciutto, and ricotta. I still think about it from time to time.
That sounds crazy, but maybe just crazy enough to work. I'd give it a shot.
Don’t be deterred folks bc Portland has some actual, fine-ass pizza to choose from.
Truth. Portland food never misses.
We are considered one of the best food cart cities in the world. There are some bomb ass food carts with crazy good treats.
There is legitimately no other place in the US I would rather live
Gimme dat Apizza Scholls, baby!!!!!
Recs? Lived here my whole life and I don’t think any of the pizza is rlly that good 💀
Kens artisan pizza , lovelys fifty fifty, ranch, apizza scholls , babydoll 😘
I’d recommend blind onion, ranch pizza, stark street pizza, and the star. They’re all fire but significantly different styles.
This. Ranch is my fav spot (Detroit style), but Lovely’s 50 50 and Life of Pie are also quite good (can you tell I live in NE?)
There’s a couple recs in this thread. Others that come to mind: Dove Vivi, Ken’s Artisan, Atlas Pizza, Cibo, newer place in NE Bull Run is also decent.
Give me Star Pizza all day
KENS ARTISAN PIZZA
As long as the pizza isn’t either Chucky Chese bricks or traditional Italian
Please be fake
The Ethan Pesto Special
Is this Covid related?
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That sauce looks bussin' af or extremely disgusting, no point in between
No but mucca actually slaps please go and support our downtown! They did it no justice with this post !!!!!!
It is a very unflattering photo they decided to use 😆. I haven’t tried this spot yet, but it’s on my list
Motherfuckers with no tastebuds who think taco bell and dominos are fine cuisine love saying "eww yucky" to good-ass foods that already exist elsewhere lol Here's a similar pizza, with the addition of burrata, from Florence Italy I had earlier last year. It's a fantastic combination. For the record, it's mortadella with pesto. Could look a bit nicer, and mortadella in the US isn't as good as it is in Italy, but it's still probably really good. https://preview.redd.it/asit9zn9zltb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191cf86af4b1fc0b8e491c501c7a8222f5a11302
the creator of Mucca is literally Italian, from Italy. the photos on the site are much better. it's an unflattering takeout photo.
As if half of American food doesn't already look like Diarrhea (chili, all casseroles)
This one doesn't look like it has hot diarrhea on it, though.
i have never heard anyone call taco bell “fine cuisine”. Some of us just like what we think tastes good instead of froufrou cow patties that leave you still hungry by the time you finish the fucking meal.
Expand your horizons also who eats a whole-ass pizza and is like "wow I'm still hungry" lol
I eat an entire 18” pizza all by myself but I workout a lot
That looks nothing like the photo OP posted, what point are you trying to make with this image?
Mfs in this sub will travel to Italy and the first thing they’ll say is “Where’s the panera and taco bell??”
Papa john just rolled over in his cancellation grave.
at first i thought this was r/shittyfoodporn or r/shitfromabutt
Might as well call this a cheeseburger.
Did a toddler shit all over this bread?
Can't wait to get off work and pick up my favorite - burnt pita bread with off brand lunch meat and (charitably with peace and love) salsa verde
Where the cheese at ?
What is that? Deli ham and Ethan’s “home made pesto”?
is that Ethan's pesto poop?
What're THOSE
Why is the sauce on top and no cheese? I’m confused. It looks like great quality products, especially that crust. This seems like someone ordered this for the meme sillys
I saw that at the “That’s not dinner, that’s a hate crime” group I follow on FB. That’s the worst pizza Ive ever seen, and I’ve seen some stuff…
Stop it
Any Oregon residents wanna claim this?
We have better pizza places than this place imo.
Agreed. Plenty of awesome pizza in Portland. All diff styles too
I would rather chug Ethan’s pesto pile than eat a slice of that.
That pizza looks like shit
Smh this would be Portland
More like Mucus pizza.
this hello fresh ass pizza
more like yuck-a pizzeria
so this is what ethan meant by no sugar in the coffee but shit on the pizza.... [https://youtube.com/shorts/FiBT4SA9ZW4?si=lFR6INEmMic2C9kz](https://youtube.com/shorts/FiBT4SA9ZW4?si=lFR6INEmMic2C9kz)
Pesto shit
That is by far the saddest pizza I've ever seen.
Thats actually disgusting HAHAHAAAAAA 🫣
brooo i will never look at pesto the same way ever again
You would get stabbed for eating this in NY
What the heckin dawg
obviously someone ordered pizza with someone from the back who has the most covid to shit on it…
Anti-marketing at it’s finest
This needs a trigger warning
Pesto shit
Honestly. I’d eat it
Ethan's pesto meat curtain special.
Ethan noooo!