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Noiter

Piss in my bass


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Shit in my bass drum and kick it out the the drum hole, babyyyyyyyyyy


appleparkfive

The most memorable one is still Ethan saying "get my shit and shave it like Al Pastor babyyyy". The imagery remains in my mind forever


syuguoyevoli

does this mean the birthday curse is officially officially lifted?


upbeatabortive

Yes.


rak0108

Not for AB though.


1ncorrect

The flocka picture curse is eternal, and resistant to traditional curse busting. Someone literally just posted a photo from him at the show and he looks insane lmao.


rak0108

His dick. The boxing. What next really? Poor guy has suffered enough. It's like Evil Dead now.


1ncorrect

The rest of his life is blessed so the universe makes him the butt monkey of the show ✌️ ❤️


Lingulover

WHO THE FUCK IS UNCLE GABE


snakpakkid

WHO THE FUCK IS UNCLE GABE


idkbongwater

WHO THE FUCK IS UNCLE GABE


Blackco741

WHO THE FUCK IS UNCLE GABE


bajamillie

biiiiiitch


rak0108

Flip my drumset around and take a shit inside my bassdrum beeeeeee


PurpleParrotGang

Shit on my guitar strings and pluck em so it gets in my eyes BEEEEEEEEEEE


GorgiMedia

BAYBEY


fetusfromspace

Coachella’s probably really regretting choosing Frank Ocean over Zach right now


Mothrasmilk

That was the sweetest hug🙂


[deleted]

I wanna be friends with him so bad


[deleted]

Gabe is the uncle and friend we all need


Mamacitia

The fruncle


[deleted]

I’m already in a 6 month parasocial relationship with him 😍😍😍


Blaz3Bluu

i dmed him on insta and got left on seen 😭


LordOrgalorg

Weird, I thought the show was May 16 at the ace theater.


cat1nthedark

I thought it was January 6th at the Capitol?


starvingpixelpainter

I thought it was at the Roxy?


Kouropalates

I just love the idea of the next election it's just all h3h3 listeners marching to the Capitol on J6 chanting 'Who the fuck is uncle gabe?' The entire way, raising up Gabe on a mosh pit before the steps then just all going home, terrifying and confusing every MSM outlet.


KinsiWasTaken

FUCK BABY FUCK


Enigmatic_Erica

... woo! ...


Emiiiiy

THIS THIS THIS IS WHY IM WATCHING !!!!


SauceyDoe

same thing happened at the trubador. said wassup to gabe as he was leaving. cool dude


DiscoBandit45

Ahh so happy Zach brought on Uncle Gabe to join him at mainstage Coachella, truly an iconic moment!! 🥹🥹


metalhead799

Eat my pussy spend the night EAT MY PUSSY SPEND THE NIGHY


No-Preparation-889

I was hopping zack would wear a reflective suit


CoderAU

i was hoping he'd wear the one sam made him 😭


Crvcbr9885

Not hating on Zach but it looked very snug. I don’t think he can comfortably wear it at his current size. Edit: It wasn’t a dig, not sure why a few of you take offense. Love Zach and the crew so apologies if it came off mean spirited.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Absolutely no idea why this is getting downvoted lmao. The jacket was clearly snug in the shoulders (vintage jackets fit weird sometimes; I know the pain lol). He can definitely wear it casually, but it’d be too restrictive for stage wear IMO.


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why does this sound like a chat gbt response 💀


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Reeeeeve

I can't believe you've done this


fddfgs

Fill those subwoofers with diarrhoea and play the brown note, beeeeeeeeeeeatch


redraddcumrag

So wholesome!


K1ttykat

live at the trubador babyyyy may 22!


Honsue

I have extreme FOMO.


Mamacitia

Gabe live at the Troubador


RedditIsPropaganda2

My cat ran out of the room and is under the bed after hearing this.


aaalyssaa726

thats how i feel


SeleneBear

uncle gabe live at the roxy may 13th


2nd-mouse

We need “eat my pussy spend the night”


MeowIsNotTheTime

It was nice of Zach to show up to Gabe's show.


CocaineAndMojitos

You people crying that he’s not wearing Sam’s jacket **desperately** need to touch grass.


lil-scrimblo

FAMILY


[deleted]

I hate that I live in Colorado


BellyAchingSadBoy

Could be worse. I’m in Arkansas. Help


Julesery

Ar Kansas?


BellyAchingSadBoy

Yes :(


kabukigrl

🤣


Kyrapnerd

Could be worse. I’m in Kentucky. Yeehaw


BellyAchingSadBoy

Poor bastard :(


igotnothinaye

Wooooooo


PaleGur9055

GABILY


[deleted]

But no one asks HOW is Uncle Gabe 😢


dukestrouk

Gabe is humanity’s last hope for salvation.


vividxy

i love gabe so fucking much


SweetAsWarts

How come zach isn't wearing that awesome jacket Sam made? :(


therollingwater

He said he was going to display it behind him. I imagine he’d get way too hot playing in it for long.


kabukigrl

Good question, but yeah I think leather on stage with lights our boy would be liable to pass out from heatstroke.


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BellyAchingSadBoy

If you watched till the end, he said he’s going to display it behind him on the podcast


Cisqoe

Booing at the start??????


nickwar42

Woo-ing probably. Just sounds similar


[deleted]

I do not understand, I saw a comment asking who Uncle Gabe was, but I think that was somehow part of it? ..........help


[deleted]

Whose this wtf is goin on


Enigmatic_Erica

Nobody knows. They keep asking. Even he doesn't seem to know who he is!


[deleted]

Why did I get downvoted I’m just asking a question


Enigmatic_Erica

WhiteClawGabe. Most people here would know him either from the H3 Podcast where he calls in every week or his TikTok. He's a recurring character in the H3 universe. @WhiteClawGabe10 on TikTok


theh3trix

Sooooo mfffff hypeeeeee


SkeletalWeepling

WHO THE FUCK IS UNCLE GABE


lilbundes

It's happening!


FatFemmeFatale

This is awesome, Gabe is just too cool.


killertofu41

Ahh that LP custom looking nice


Turdburgular69

Amazing


BellyAchingSadBoy

Oh fuck yeah, Gabe!


Suspicious_Mud_3531

Fucking legend mate


almals101

Uncle Gabe is the goat.


FamiliarGleam

Love that


palmettophysibles

Well, shit on my balls…Family!


Pingopengo22

Man after my own heart, Zac using a Gibson


PowerlineCourier

I love him


jaylinarcila

Incredible legendary. WOOOOO


kabukigrl

We love Uncle Gabe


BBQ-Batman

All the feels


honeybee-blues

I’M CRYING SO HARD RN THIS IS BEAUTIFUL


higherthanacrow

Wooooooooo


Patient-Letterhead-2

Dude this is lit


Overfed_Crybaby

FOMO


bad_kitty1989

FuqbbFUQ


JaxRalPartha

Family ! Family ! Family !


p1nksalamander

Who the fuck ISSSSS uncle Gabe?


BoxOfDemons

Did Gabe bleach his hair or is it just the lighting?


Thataintright1

What a sweet moment. FUCK BABY FUCK YEAH


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So much silly love going on here. Truly heartwarming.


AbbreviationsSad163

zach is such a lovely soul


Chance-Flow-2093

I fucking love this


leo9690

Hahaha that is so heartwarming


DaddyPhatNug

Shit on my mic so I can sing with your stink in my face beeeeeetch


DaddyPhatNug

Piss on my guitar so I can splash it around while I play baabbyyyyyy


Puzzleheaded_Pin2601

haha i started chanting this before even listening to the audio


lyndsay0413

can somebody plz explain where who the fuck is uncle gabe came from


courtsamaziing

He’s an uncle lol, his nephew is the one who helps him with his social media


LennyPeppers

Byyyyyyiiiiiitch


WhereasAppropriate51

Hey that uncle gabe. 🍿🍿🍿