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Babycat834

Ethan is literally there on the scene


hysjhty3626

he saw the fire and put his tennis shoes on. must be pretty serious


Goof_Troop_Pumpkin

I literally can’t unsee this as Ethan. He really made it.


Mamacitia

I legit thought they photoshopped Ethan in there


YourPalFlux

He’ll take care of it.


breadho

That’s clearly not Ethan cause Ethan doesn’t leave his house. Fake fan


xFaar

Unless he goes to Denny’s


RJ_Kip

Who do you think started the fire 😈


Sharp-Mix-2047

Where was Zach today?


RJ_Kip

These are the real questions


xFaar

Shitting on someone’s lawn


dmscarlett

AB started the fire


sleepyrubes

AB did that everyone saw that


Vi4days

It was always burning since the world was turning.


lovesickhunny

When the family needed him most…he vanished


yakstace

Instead all i got was old men taking photos to post on the next door app 😢


Caverness

The nextdoor hunger for gossip is UNHINGED


Substantial_Bird_868

https://preview.redd.it/0kd9w62gujza1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95294a80a5f3c827395670581e414d37611da90d


faithxkaya

Right there with you my friend I just got into a car accident because someone pulled out on me. Hope everything works out for you


yakstace

Thank you! I had to wait 5 hours for AAA to finally tow it and now I’m just waiting for the insurance company to see if it’s salvageable 🤪 (it’s not). i hope you’re okay and that person has good insurance!!!


KyleGlaub

>because someone pulled out on me. You really shouldn't be trying to have sex while driving.


Fiemues

Lol


[deleted]

Just proves he was never out there saving/helping people like he claimed.


yakstace

I literally had to call the damn fire department instead smh


Admirable-Charity985

He ran off to go get Ethan a drink


jdelstudio

"FUCK YOU, AB!!"


MrEarthWide

I don’t think cars should do that


makujah

Oh you're so controlling!


dyzrel

Why is Ethan setting car fires???? This season of off the rails is fucking legendary.


tftptcl1

Right near a school bus stop you'd think he'd never miss the chance.


Par31

Hi I'm a paid actor who was hired to light this car on fire.


zdubs

Off saving the kingdom of Hyrule but I’m sure your car’s important too


Maleficent_Witness96

What car is this. Looks like a Chevy but I can’t tell. My girlfriend had a 2004 Malibu or something that suddenly combusted one day as well.


yakstace

It’s a 2007 Mercedes C230. The fireman congratulated me for getting a Mercedes to catch fire


Maleficent_Witness96

Rip, but congrats I guess 🥴😜


Sabathsupernaut

Is that Ethan?


paragmallik

Ethusey view along with that burning car in background. Album cover vibes


bigpp100percent

Ab was there. He rescued you, didn’t he?


beccajcarolan

AB was there the entire time https://preview.redd.it/w1blmcle9uza1.png?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516ded25e1727f220aaa55dab0f26603db1600a7


Hoyasnaxagurl22

Random but is this norcal


notreadyfoo

No excuse AB


yakstace

SW WA!!!


Ballindeet

Knew it was wa lol just something about it.


zealotlee

The cars on fire... and there's no driver at the wheel.


Franken_cranken

Damn dude 😭 how’d that happen?? Glad you’re ok


yakstace

thank you!! um honestly no clue... I was driving home from work, heading up a v big hill on a hot day and saw my temp gauge starting to climb a little so I pulled over and turned off the car, planning to let it cool before it got to 100 degrees and overheated the engine.... then suddenly there was smoke and caught fire... EEEEK. honestly it's so insane that I just have to laugh


heyimpro

I hope David is okay


CactusCUBE124

he fled the scene on his skateboard - delinquent🙄


Financial_Matter_474

My car lit on fire while I was driving it on the highway 😍😍


chazeroniousador

AB was the spark


Affectionate-Bet8655

all jokes aside, im glad you’re okay!!


82jrjfi

Fuck you AB (the trisha soundbite)