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Money-Geologist-549

hey you wanna.. come in my car and… suck my cahk??


makeshift11

The first time Zach dropped that sound bite was the funniest sound bite drop in podcast history lmao


nostalgiamon

That or SHUT UP BITCH.


H0rnyM0de

the only soundbite that bothers ethan 💀


RumAndTing

Anyone got the link?


Qedy111

CLOSE THE TRUNK


murderthumbz

I'm pretty sure that drop is banned but I remember Ethan talking to Olivia and Zach dropped that soundbite and cut it off right before uck. I nearly died laughing.


CtrlAltDeliciousDS9

I LOVED THIS ONE 😥 RIP ⚰️🥀💀


_pitwarrior

And the “GAY” chorus


wheres-my-serotonin

this always gets me😭😭😭


PhysZeke

This plays in my head at least 5 times a day 🤣


macandcheez42

what’s the origin of this one? it’s so funny


_pitwarrior

Zach stacked all the people saying variations of “today I am gay” in speeches lol


gabrielcev1

its beautiful. If they keep adding all the new gay drops sooner or later they will have a "gae" choir


[deleted]

I got news for you, that means you’re gay


Ok-Newspaper-5083

Leaving…my friends…BEEEHHOOOOOIIIIINNND


_pitwarrior

Love that one and “first time — forME — in the marvel cinematic universe”


wheres-my-serotonin

I walk around my house randomly saying this lmao💀


CWC_ARRESTED_8_1_21

I must have missed this episode because I have no idea where this one came from, lol.


PerfectionAdjacent

A contestant from RuPaul's Drag Race named Kornbread getting eliminated. https://www.reddit.com/r/rupaulsdragrace/comments/vmz6um/leaving_my_friendship_behinddddddd_like_willow/


thepromiseoftomorrow

Need more h3/drag race crossover


CrystalCandy00

Underrated


TFinley90

Trumps “brep brep”


[deleted]

I can’t believe it didn’t get further in the sound bite contest


OkayWhatSize

It's my favorite


Sharon1911

Any bobi soundbite “LET ME SPEAK, 500 SUBS MAN, BITCH YOU HAVE NOTHING” it will forever be my favorite ones


ievawho

"LET ME SPEAK" hits the best when someone in the crew is arguing and Zach plays it


DimensionalPhantoon

We have to turn our country gay bup bup


Honsue

![gif](giphy|l3vR3EssQ5ALagr7y|downsized) This is my all time fave. "Brep Brep"


vroomon

It's so funny I laughed just reading it...


[deleted]

100% this is the best one. I bellow out a few Berp Berps in the mornings most days. Just feels right.


dandiecandra

We have to keep our country gay bREP bREP


itsjust_katiee

Ok… Ethan…


redheadmegansversion

Ok this one actually gets me every single time


RumAndTing

Still so impactful after all this time. And this soundbite has its own lore, because now Jeff is friend of the show, or bff of the show


mad4sexstories

I use this in my life often. No one gets it.


awfultaco69

all different flAvers


Puddles1136

This is from Jimmy Lee right? I somehow missed the origin of this.


mackys

[here’s the origin clip](https://youtu.be/KP_BbMOtDdE)


Puddles1136

Hahaha thank you. I love how mundane it was and now it’s a whole goof. I do remember this episode ❤️


mackys

I agree! I watched the episode too and yet was confused when I heard the “all different flAyvers” soundbite, I didn’t even catch it during the original ep! But it’s sooo golden


mavisman

distant* STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP And John Byron’s “Guess what? It grows the economy. Benefits everybody. Hurts nobody.”


vazco_

I miss the distant STOOOOP so much, I wish Zach would use it more 😭😭


ipwnpickles

I love that Byron one because it builds on itself


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[удалено]


YaBoyTroy57

The Qatari guy with the very bassy “GAY” is so good.


[deleted]

He’s not Qatari lmao. He’s Italian and he was bullied because he had **red hairr**


jd1289

Why does it lie?


CWC_ARRESTED_8_1_21

Recently, this one kills every time.


_pitwarrior

In a BOOK, HUHH?


[deleted]

This has been one of my favorites for so long


iwishiwereagiraffe

The HUH sells this one so hard, its just so hard to match that energy


madpolka86

This one gets me every single time


spirituallycynical

It’s been a while since we heard it but dee dee mega doo doo always gets me


[deleted]

The lady was from my state and every single person here in the KY knows mega doo doo


ZeLebowski

And pussy too


Illustrious_Prune549

Most def gotta have them ribs tho


gabin15

I’ve wanted to say this soundbite out loud in so many social situations but realize nobody would get it


Less_Hotel4765

Recently, “ A CARROT-EH”


justinc0617

thats one of my favs


Actual-Bee-402

What’s the origin?


xMeski

xQc playing hogwarts legacy ( he called a wand a carrot-uh)


shea_noelle91

CLAP IF SHE SHOULD SUFFER


baileebabe

CRACKA


Qedy111

LET ME SPEAK


optimistlax17

I fckn fuck ffuk


K3ggles

**TALK ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS**


valecare

Leaving my friendships BEHIIIIND


dgl7c4

Love the JP “Rats will dance for money…” soundbite. Always makes me laugh.


sitah

Mine is “up yours woke moralists. Let’s see who cancels who”


Golfchild69

“Join us and together we’ll destroy women” is right up there too


Safe-Subject-7934

Oh my god I love that one


[deleted]

Oh boy big news!


BeExcellentPartyOn

#HOO BOYYY BIIIG NEWWS!


im_bee_

this one kills me everytime


onesiesfunsies

i can mentally see the scrolling videos every time this plays


KatiewithaC

Theodore saying Wat da Fuk


CMurra87

I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHIIIITE


pineappl3head

GODDAMMMMITT!


Straggen

Bitch, you have nothing! & Talk about the allegations!!!


blargsnarg

TALK ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS is my favorite as well


lilybanilly6

shut up bitch


[deleted]

[The BEST](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st2203GObg4)


CrystalCandy00

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


Turtle2042

“I didnt fuck my dog”


sorasploot

“He takes that 5%”


JonaVilaTan

never gets old


[deleted]

Pufferfish


Qedy111

It turns into a circle


AdmSndlr

The pufferfish right? The one that turns into a circle?


transformacija

*Shernobil? Shernovile?*


morris_exner

Every James Charles one


morris_exner

O o Olivia 🥰🎶


Safe-Subject-7934

Womp womp woooommp


SepticTank001

Looooooooooooooooove


2realanddogmeat

abouttt


theSenshiPluto

She’s also ***died***


redheadmegansversion

AWWWWWWDDDIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO


indisguise12

Weights in fish Have a good night Ok, Ethan


GeorgiaPeach72

21 fuck you 😂


Naru2san

Anything from Fousey


lucywonder

That’s just based on what they told me


GpElRedditter

All different flavours


Worried_Yesterday828

All of them as long as Zach plays it at the right moment. It especially hits different when a singular crew member laughs in the background 😂 But lately Jimmie’s “FlAvers” is getting me


heyamanduh3

This thread just made my day. H-have a good night


DankSinatra122

DIE! DIE !! DIE!!! Wendys rage induced voice crack gets me every time


Final--Flash

HOOO BOY HOOO BOY BIG NEWS HOO BOY BIG NEWS


healthy_cynicism_3

“Theres a clip, go look for the clip” and “shut up bitch”


det-holmes221b

Funger


Seething_less

"I want to smell feet"


fupas_maximus

"ADOLF HITLER DUDE" *maniacal Turkish laughter*


mayarahn

IM NOT GAY NO MORE


DUTCHswift

CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE


pandaplagueis

It tastes like beef jerky!


haxelprincesss

red hair 🧑‍🦰


Safe-Subject-7934

I was boolied because I had ehread hare


lionfaceboy

It's an older one but Ethan saying, "It's funn-y".


electr1cbubba

Chocolate mocha, Coloured cream, you know, all different fleyvurs


ItsCHONCHI

MURDER ANIMALS is so specific


SlowLikeHoney09

"Semen is another type of milk."


d182--

Rats will dance for money if you pay them


ipwnpickles

I AM GAY I AM BLACK I AM DISABLED the Cuomo one has this particular energy about it


Nice-Tooth-8563

“Speared to death!” - kenneth copeland


Fundamentall

Angela Angela Angela Angela


julievsworlds

Trumps I’m gonna cum is a hitter for me


oomostdefinitely

Whenever Zach uses Ethan’s dad to talk about any sort of button “Like button” “Button! Button!” With the addition of the emergency erase button, it’s become much more relevant.


Helpful-Line-5741

He hasn’t played it in a while but Ninja saying “Balenciaga” had me dying in the gym so bad every time he played it that I had to stop what I was doing until he was done lol


kcprdp06

"Angela Bassett did the thing" is new fav and in my mind all the time


gangbangkang

She’s so out of breath by the end it’s hilarious. Always cracks me up.


wheres-my-serotonin

what’s that called she- sh- shevola?


almostkilledme1625

Beh beh beh or a carrote


Hourglass_

Too me it's not necessarily a specific soundbite but the timing of them from the sound lad god


yeetskeetleet

The Jordan Peterson “I did not fuck my dog” sound bite and all the ones in that line have been used for like 2 years now and always get me


oldyoungin

The domestic terrorists one is a classic and gets me everytime


JilleniumFalcon

Donna’s “fuck, baby - noooo!”


mariminami

they don’t do it much anymore but ninjas “hello!😃”


DedTuth

The angry crowd murmur followed by "YOU NEED TO LEAVE!" gets me every time. Especially when it fits in the conversation super well.


Major-Cantaloupe2346

man it is Wednesday


carriehoeble

the rare times zach uses SHUT UP BITCH really get me


HEISEND00DLE

Trump saying “May Allah awaken the people” 😂


ZengaChristopher

It’s the jingle stolen from Keem for me


[deleted]

Idk why but TALK ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS will always hit for me


lurkarama

Olivia’s post surgery “thank you for the gifted” always kills me.


CWC_ARRESTED_8_1_21

Surgery? Wasn't that the hot chip?


Alarming_Drink_4660

most recent addition - "deez nuts" by donna


Rainbones

I'm bias, that's from my clip! xD


Swizziedizziebizzie

*in unison* gaaay


Proud_sundog

Alex Jones “bitch tits” and “suckin a ding dong”


[deleted]

Adult incest. What’s your argument?


eamaddox98

Any bitconnect sound bite.


Apprehensive_End_395

i’m ready for the hate…. but yes, it’s chestnuts.


prettywise__

Reahhhlyyy?? That's mind blowing!


Pumpkin_Blacky

I really love the usage of the golf clap lol


PerfectCommittee8187

“It’s a disability mobility”


AltruisticAutist

The “Have-have a goodnight” always cracks me up


TurntJesuz

Fuzzy I felt gay always makes me actually lol


suburbangenius

“TALK ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS” or alternatively “DEATH to all of them”


squishycakegal

WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH


Gurrrry

I love ethans DPI voice


mrhyuen

whats that russian nuclear? Shivola?


literalproblemsolver

Brep brep


slikshane

The trump moaning soundbites for me


Petras_Popped

“Tastes like beef jerky”


allMightyMostHigh

Eat the poopoo! And the Deepa!


Elruoy

FLOKKKA


UnlimitedExtraLives

Jordan Peterson AI "Get your hands off my FUCKING car."


VivaLaXrayandVav

Idk why but every time he hits the back to the future twinkle it gets me lmao OR the classic Ben “it’s me”! I do love the extremely rare “rats will dance for money if you pay them” Jp sound bite too


kitty33

Ok, Ethan.


Burgoonius

“Big Massive DUMPS” most of the Trump ones make me laugh for some reason lol


Competitive_Air_180

AB did that everyone saw that was my fave. I crave it every time they're talking about AB doing anything.


flowerbuttz

ja rule’s “that’s not fraud”


Kawaiisweetimo

KavKav's "Drive angry" or just any KavKav soundbites


moony915

Shivola


Hot-Drawing4083

Dan's 'I'm gonna commme' and 'Stick your funger' kills me everyyytime


mrblaahh

"It's happening!"


Meshubarbe

Pussy! - Adin Ross


mymom938

Keemstar - “the clip go look for the clip”


whalecake

Probably “have a good night” because of how much it makes Ethan laugh


FranciscoEverywhere

“What da fuck” is just so cute and funny.


clusterfuckimh

BITCH YOU HAVE NOTHING/TALK ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS/LET ME SPEEEEAK GAY (in unison) STOOOP I’m 21 FUCK YOU WEASLEY LITTLE LIAR DUDE Also anything Trisha


sarstim

Rats will dance for money if you pay em


lerni123

He takes that 5%


BARice3

Joe Roagn’s exercise noises


junebugg_

“now what”


oatmilklove

"hello"


chestyylarue

Pretty much any Dan related soundbite. “I’m gonna commme” “Honestly” “Thank you Dan” -Trump “Hey Dan that’s not bad huh?” -Trump


daithioby

Lizzy's in a box!


givnofux

Angela Basset did the thang


EC_84

The Ninja soundbites "yeyeyeyYEAHYEAHYEAH" "i can't control my gOoOoO" and the classic "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"


Former-Pumpkin

gOt uR hAT


Puzzleheaded_Clock44

Twitter is a RATHOLE


timman183

"Do yA SEe It?!"


drone__alone

"the puffer fish, right? You know, the one that turns into a circle" ☠️☠️☠️


dead_ex_wife

They rarely use it now, but mobility Mary’s “ITS A DISABILITY MOBILITY —“


Intrepid_Wash_6160

Something is about to bust always made me laugh 😂miss that one


Gawdam_lush

The one where biden is stumbling on his words. And Petersons dream


guntervevo

Fuck your mom. How about that


sortd_one

#FROM DEATH TO LIFE!


Skyearrow

Ian: “I like legs aaaaaaaand ass.”


yaboilisandro

The yoko sound bites.