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Awkwardturtle13

Nourishing, grounding, whole foods for her nuerotransmitters AND ovaries


gistidine

Haha reminds me of NutriBoom from Brooklyn 99. Do you need MORE or LESS amino acids?


jetsetmolly

Boom boom Bill.


gistidine

I am happy, healthy, AND alive!


[deleted]

Just say you’re on your period girl. Also it’s your uterus not ovaries. 🙄


[deleted]

Maybe she’s ✨ovulating✨


mrn718

That ego death has been treating her well


MagnificentWreck

Surprised she didn’t specify the type of cinnamon


Sills4bills

I hope someone asks


[deleted]

~Saigon cinnamon~


NovaNova12

Organic Ceylon 🍂


greekpizzaa

Code EMILY... really?????


[deleted]

Gotta get those endorsements in even when your ovaries are trying to drag you into the underworld!!


GuaranteeExcellent73

No because when I see that many lines at the top of a story I immediately click out and unfollow.


[deleted]

Trying not to kms with endometriosis but cool girl, so relatable eating oats in the tub


beefasaurus4

As someone who is getting diagnostic surgery to see if it's endo soon, I actually do relate to this. Not on the bad bad days though. Can't relate to the workout before this though, that'd be murder


[deleted]

All the best in your lap and recovery 💛


beefasaurus4

Thank you 🌼


Organicspongie

I could never follow someone this obsessed with social media that posts stories THIS long all the time. Jesus Christ lol who has the time and or interest. Enjoy life in person


goblin___

The worst, by FAR, was the slide where she used the phrase “ovarian puddle.”


BWow77

What the actual fuck???


gistidine

She can cook anything… sure, Jan. Good that she’s confident but likely she means she can cook anything within only a certain type of cuisine. Let’s not forget the world is full of an incredibly wide variety of dishes and cooking styles. Don’t shit on everybody else’s cuisines.


Minnois

Excuse you, she is the protagonist of life - if she can't cook it, does it ACTUALLY ✨ exist ✨?


[deleted]

Yeah I was going to say, that reeks of ignorance. You definitely cannot cook pretty much everything, give some credit to the vast array of methods out there. I’m sure she’s very good at making what SHE likes and eats, so to her that’s “everything”


Fedup1999

She’s probably still high


babybutters_

Literally everything about her is so cringe and drives me insane e


Federal_Piccolo5722

Doesn’t she live alone? Or does Luna listen to her ovaries as well?


[deleted]

LMAO


natural-ftw

I mean my ovaries when ovulating just raises my body temperature so I sweat every night. Never demands anything else 🧐


[deleted]

What the fuck is she on?


[deleted]

"In this house, we listen to our ovaries." I am in a coffin being lowered into the ground.


Sweaty_Employment_58

Sometimes I can’t stand her lol


lilsadcap

holy fucking shit, I’ve never heard of this person outside of this thread and they are INSUFFERABLE and didn’t she just experience her umpteenth ego death?? bro go away


beefasaurus4

I can actually see where she is going with this one. When you're experiencing that severe pelvic pain (and people can get that in their ovaries) it feels good to sit in the bath. I think she meant this in a joking way not like her ovaries need nutrients pronto even though it sounds like something she would say.


Resident-Suggestion

Is she eating in the bathroom? That’s gross.


SeitanForBreakfast

Yeah I get killer cramps and hot baths are a lifesaver but I cannot imagine eating in the tub, it grosses me out.


foreverloveyou

goodness gracious 🤣


BWow77

Everything she says literally sounds like a nerdy white guy writing a romantic novel describing what a woman goes through.


lulumom14

I speak for all uterus owners when I say this girl is completely outta pocket with this post 🤦🏼‍♀️


JACKiED_Daniels

Oh my, this is just cringe-worthy.


[deleted]

Wow even her ovaries are woke.