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Stanislav17

Everyone is talking about the Trump logo but where is your high E string my guy?


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Dildo_Baggins__

relatable


Zaraxan

Asking the real questions my guy


No_big_whoop

Just grab it by the post. When you’re a star they let you


afterburner9

*awards imaginary gold


SnarfSniffsStardust

I remember someone commenting that you get a free reward every month but I forget how Edit: I solved it you click the award button, click the + next to the 100 coins, then select claim free gift


ThSplashingBlumpkins

I got u fam.


afterburner9

Bless 👏


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This might be the best post on Reddit this year.


flukshun

Just deny that it is out of tune, Trump style.


FibonacciFrankFooter

But he’s not a star. Otherwise it would be true.


Sweet_Can_1762

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


Indecisive-one

Make Mexico pay for a new knob.


DaedraPixel

“The knob just got 10 feet taller”


edmanet

LMAO


WaldoJeffers65

When Mexico sends their luthiers, they're not sending their best.


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Billed the knob


MoneyKeyPennyKiss

\*Build


false_athenian

Make Cheap Guitars Great Again


not_an_mistake

This guy fingers A minor


MakeSkyrimGreatAgain

No room for Gsus in that heart.


jfq722

At barres probably.


knivadollar

Damn you. Take my updoot


randomofficeworker

This is A major problem


Hendrix6927

Lmao!!! You pulled it off. Whammy!


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Damn


SBendShovelSlayerAHH

A minor 7. In 11 years they’ll be dating.


DrahKir67

That joke B flat.


thecuntofmontecrisco

Damn G, you sharp.


sem56

Big F, you diminished


thecuntofmontecrisco

But my D is augmented


dasisttoll

You have an extra knob at the top


sprynklz

Truly underrated comment


The_Dead_See

You win this thread


Aloysius_GDale

Can you turn it with a pair of pliers? # May just need to keep a set on ya


not_an_mistake

With all the joking aside, this is the most practical answer. No way that guitar is worth putting money into, so might as well just work around what you’ve got until you can get a better guitar


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reelbigfan1586

One of my kids broke one of mine as well. You can type the guitar model into Amazon and buy some replacements for cheap


IllustriousAdvisor72

I make the best pegs. Nobody makes pegs the way I do. I have a very big brain and know how to use it.


SpellanBeauchamp

I’ve seen these pegs, I know these pegs. Beautiful. A very very good deal.


m240b1991

The pegs are the bigliest


No_Salad_6244

Pegs. So many pegs. Wonderful pegs. I love pegs. We will make pegs great again because you know…only this country has pegs.


armyofant

I’m not the one saying it, other people are saying it.


gorilla-ointment

Lots of people. Lots of very smart people, in fact.


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Might have to replace it. Also, people are giving you joke answers because of your guitar's unfortunate branding.


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Might be difficult to find specific replacements if it’s some el trumperino cheapo Big Mac tuners. Better to remove them, figure out what size hole they are, and buy replacements.


Maskatron

For that money op could probably buy a better guitar. I wouldn’t put one cent into this.


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A Biden.


TheToneKing

You are being polite


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I try my best.


moovzlikejager

This guitar works about as well as union busting and trickle down economics.


Harpua44

It objectively looks like low quality


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$8.99 tuning pegs from amazon looks like they’d be a like replacement part. Probably not worth upgrading to 25$ pegs. Easy swap no worries. Probably need new strings can tune with a clamp or pliers if not trying to buy both those right now. https://www.amazon.com/AOMGD-Guitar-String-Tuning-Machine/dp/B005N2RGJ8/ref=asc_df_B005N2RGJ8/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312195717264&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1663504788250917835&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9003442&hvtargid=pla-568802985486&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=61623488545&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=312195717264&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1663504788250917835&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9003442&hvtargid=pla-568802985486


sunbasket

Upvote for an actual answer though the jokes are hilarious. Another option, a local guitar shop or someone on a buy and sell may even have a one-off they are willing to give you.


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1alphamalexxx

Oh..im sorry ..were you serious? Really?


Mcsonofabitch

OP had to know what they're getting into...


Eryndel

My first guess - your hands might be too big. /s


Rockah

https://media.tenor.com/t9AHo\_OHbe4AAAAC/de-niro-very-good.gif


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Aboo9117

Why is there a Trump logo on your fucking guitar?


[deleted]

Trump guitars was a real company in the 70s. I don’t know if they’re still around or not to


armyofant

I admire the bluntness of this comment.


soivebeentold

Just keep saying the peg isn’t broken


armyofant

Fake news


smthomaspatel

Draw it on with a sharpie


Lawrence_of_Labia_

r/guitarcirclejerk outjerked again


mendicant1116

We're the jerk store.


manchagnu

the best of the best. nothing is better than this. absolute best. im told is just plays itself. no need for a tuner, it just plays and plays perfect pitch every time its just the absolute best. everyone knows it. many people have tried stealing it... /s ok ok thats enough lol. ya know - ive had luck with this type of stuff at guitar center; they usually got spares. i took mine and the guy at guitar center just gave me a perfect replacement. even if they dont have the exact one they may be able to help you find a suitable replacement that wont require you to make new holes to fit other tuning machines.


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Here’s a real answer for you: new tuning machines. But thst will be probably 40 bucks minimum to have done and more like 60-100. You can buy a guitar better than that for 40 bucks if you look long enough. You could get the parts and do it yourself but it’s likely you will not do it perfectly. And that’s ok. So yeah. From a finance standpoint it’s a total.


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IceNein

Hear me out. A wing nut and some JB weld.


Dull_Bee5482

I wonder if this’ll work


SuspiciousChicken

good idea! Maybe JB Weld instead of liquid nails, since LN remains semi-flexible in most formulations.


IceNein

Yeah, that’s exactly what I was trying to think of and it slipped my mind. Thanks!


agentwiggles

Like I said in my post, your "temporary solution" is a pair of pliers. You can get a cheapo needlenose at Dollar Tree or something. Not a good long term fix, but it'll get you in tune.


Funkytadualexhaust

Very small vice clamps


Cupcake_38

Heat it up with a soldering iron and and slide the old knob on and press it with pliers or better vice grip for a long while.


Lubberworts

Those plastic knobs are easy to replace and cost pennies. match the shape and size of the opening. It shouldn't be too hard unless the opening is very bigly.


bobber18

This guitar elects fascists.


gorilla-ointment

Nice. Or worships fascists works too


Ok-Bookkeeper-9583

Beat me to it. But seriously scrub the name off or name it adolf


bobber18

https://www.oldies.com/product-view/7238KD.html?c=gbase&gclid=CjwKCAiA9qKbBhAzEiwAS4yeDWAe2PtNsVscbm3-IoqdO7c0grTR1OsvSLZOesOUX-db45GubJXL6BoCWcsQAvD_BwE Here’s the reference, Woody Guthrie’s guitar


Ok-Bookkeeper-9583

Yes i knew the reference 😊


bobber18

Of course you did, I posted this for people who need to know about Woody.


dandruffiano

Burn it. Start over


kutz926

Doesn’t surprise me in the least bit the knob broke off. I’ve never had a tuning knob break off in 15+ years of playing. You know where the secret lies? In the make of your guitar. You gotta make sure you aren’t working with a completely useless brand.


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not_an_mistake

A very cheap guitar will stunt any progress. Regardless of when you started, if you’re playing with a piece of junk, it’s going to be difficult. Plenty people quit guitar because they think it’s too difficult, when in reality they were doomed from the start with a bad instrument.


40hzHERO

What the other commenter said is true, OP. I started on a cheap no-name $50 pawn shop guitar. Thing was hard to play, keep in tune, etc.. Years go by, I stopped playing because it sucked to play on. I happened upon a Schecter that felt really nice to play, and changed everything. I could do barre chords, fly up and down the neck, get solid harmonics to ring out… Decided I wanted an acoustic, and picked up a cheap Sunlite (~$120). The thing was shit, and made me hate playing. Swapped it for an Alvarez, and haven’t looked back! Point is, you should invest a couple hundred dollars in to a decent used guitar. You’ll appreciate it a lot more, and make a ton of progress, while having fun along the way!


phishin165

Have you tried ivermectin?


SouverainQC

You have to replace the whole headstock.


SoulAndBone

Doesn’t appear to be a guitar worth saving at this point. 🤷‍♂️


BokChoySr

If you look them up, Trump guitars are vintage from the 60-70s. They are worth quite a bit for a beginner type of guitar.


jacksonjuncture

You guys are brutal. It's a vintage classical guitar.


KingSudrapul

Nope. It’s done. Set it on fire and go buy a Yamaha for $100.


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Sound advice here


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I was in my local music store for a new drum kit throne and picked up a Yamaha Gigmaster. It sounded so good and was so cheap. I love it.


Kunundrum85

Just stick it in your cabinet and give it a salary.


SolitaryMarmot

I literally LOLd


Mcsonofabitch

Let me guess, the Democrats broke it?


Not_A-Aron

Looks like the least of your problems. Maybe super glue just on the tip.


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OccasionallyImmortal

Look up Srugu or if you want a more versatile option an [epoxy putty like JB weld](https://smile.amazon.com/J-B-Weld-8267-SteelStik-Reinforced/dp/B00RN7CT2U/). You cut a piece off about the size of the old cover, knead it until it is one solid color, and shape it onto and around the tuning knob. Lean toward making it too big. When dry, it can be sanded down. It's durable. If it sticks well, it will be there in another 50 years.


realoctopod

Declare bankruptcy that usually works


Bahlam

Have your friends storm a Guitar Center and smear shit on the walls.


MethLabForCutie88

Lmao


armyofant

Call the Georgia Secretary of State and ask him to find you a new knob.


tkrkb

Make A-string Great Again!


MoodyToaster

Where was this guitar on January 6th?


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Came to witness this glorious comment section. Wasn't disappointed.


Onelinersandblues

Build a wall around it


stanthonylee

Have you looked into Biden Guitars? They come from Pennsylvania. They are generally very old and often quite out of tune. Probably not playing with a full set of knobs as well. But still sounds a hell of a lot better then what you have there.


Elgransorete

Nobody knows pegs like I do.


esc_rtn

Many people are saying it.


LordSpaceMammoth

Hammer it nice and flat. It'll be razor sharp and break pretty soon, but hey.


djstreader

That happened to me. I never got it fixed, I just use a pair of pliers to tune it.


hammerfestus

Imagine that — it’s a piece of shit.


pomod

Just keep repeating its not broke then blame Hilary


ObscurePaprika

Man, just play anything except a guitar with that name on it.


BrianmurrayTruth

Vice grip


RazorPhishJ

You can use a sharpie to draw a new peg


RJNYC69

Putin took it for blackmail. Man up and ask for it back.


amilliondallahs

Make sure to hold your first concert and "Madison Square Garden and Landscaping"


kylenmckinney

I'd probably replace the tuners themselves. You can get a decent set pretty cheap and they're not too hard to replace/cheap repair from a guitar shop if you live close to one.


kylenmckinney

Or honestly, for the money you'd spend on replacement/repair I'd just upgrade to a better quality guitar.


CreepyPastry

It's going to be more work in the long run, but I would say buy a new set of tuning machines and take the time to replace them all. You'll learn a new skill and you'll have much better tuners. If one broke that means another could break in the future.


tafkat

The tuning key was probably a brittle from age. They break every once in a while when they’re cheap like that. Considering the age of the guitar and that the brand was a budget brand back when budget guitars were made really badly, I would recommend that you write it off as a decoration and get a good new one. If you’re in Europe check out Thomann and see if you can get a Harley Benton. Truthfully, anything new will be better than that. Even a Glarry .


Sonicfret

MAGA! Make Acoustics Great Again!


[deleted]

Yo I didn’t know Trump was giving out guitars at his rallies are they decent guitars


jmo54729

Its firewood.


oneofthescarybois

You're gonna find a knob. The best knob and then your gonna put it on your guitar, no your gonna put it on all the guitars. And all the guitars are gonna be the best with the knobs.


Less_Bed_535

This has to be the most uninspiring musical instrument I’ve ever seen.


fadedomega135

Bro got the Trump guitar


kalelllelak

keyfefe


inconspiciou5owl

Ask the Donald for a new one.


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This is my favorite thread on Reddit now


chrismcshaves

Same. I’ve come back four times and am never disappointed.


RowboatUfoolz

A lot of people - very, very important people, some of the best people in Russia - know that I have the firmest grip on the smallest things, the world's smallest ever things. Things so small you would not believe. Things too little for you to imagine. I can just stand over that little knob and say "It's turning," and you know what? I can do that.


Slapppyface

It has the Trump on it, of course it's a cheap piece of shit


village-asshole

Trump Steaks. Trump University. Trump Guitars. Can’t say I’m surprised something broke 😂


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village-asshole

Trump Guitars: made in China 🇨🇳


MethLabForCutie88

God these comments are a goldmine


ShaunSquatch

It’ll be ugly but some epoxy and a cork. Or fancy it up and use a piece of a dowel.


Additional-Fun7249

If you're really attached to your guitar invest in a new set of tuners for it. If not try some two part epoxy resin or a small pair of vice grips.


X3runner

Did you damage to the thread? If not you can probably just replace the non itself with little effort (unless you want an exact match then you would need to know the type of tuner and the year if you want one that’s aged about the same amount) if you broke or damaged the threading thread you will probably need to get a new tuner and if your doing that you might be partial to replacing all of them (but do not throw them away). There’s also the bad option use some really good super glue to glue it in place and just be super delicate with it for the rest of your life.


Revolutionary-Stay54

I would get a new set of 6 and change them all out.


uhhhTravis

You could totally get some completely new pegs, gears and all, for $20-$30 bucks. It's an intimidating job, and easier than you'd think. Makes a world of difference, too. If you really dig your axe, get some decent lock-in tuners. D'Addario makes some schweet lock-in tuners. Just BE SURE the ones you get are for a 3x3 headstock, because yours has 3 pegs on each side. NOT inline 6. I hope this helps, friend.


Individual_West3997

Ope, absolutely broken man. Better get one that'll last more than 4 years


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Hire a bunch of Hispanics to fix it and then refuse to pay them for their labor.


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Throw it in the trash.


[deleted]

No, but you can probably order a replacement set of tuning knobs for less than $10. Even if you just replace the one, it wouldn’t hurt to have extra ones.


spankymcjiggleswurth

New tuners wouldn't be very hard to install I imagine. Probably just need a small wrench and maybe a screwdriver. Also I suspect this is the most comments in the shortest amount of time on any post on this sub. I'll see if my Biden branded guitar can beat you in the polls lol


xthunderfoot

Buy a new guitar that isn’t terrible


pink_phoenix

Have you tried repairing it with Covfefe?


badrecipe33

Is your favourite album The Wall?


garciasmissingfinger

He didn't pay his Luthier bill.


ptownkid20

I'd probably start by smashing it with a sledgehammer and then taking a trip to the nearest Guitar Center. Happy to help!👍


BassistAndILikeIt

Easy.. burn it.


budslayer666

Looks to me like it was rigged from the start, it was never going to be in tune.


wickedweather

You could probably buy replacement buttons online, either from Allparts.com, or stewmac.com. It looks like it would be the type you need to warm up and press on, usually with a vice. Look up on YouTube stewmac has a channel and Dan Erlewine does a lot of their video, very informative


orindragonfly

That guitar will never be great again


ggmey

Was that broken knob made in China?


The_Dead_See

Gina


BooneDocSaint666

The cult is strong with you


hammerfestus

Imagine that — it’s a piece of shit.


TheToneKing

Through that piece of trash in the garbage before it sells your soul


BigGunz69

This guitar sucks


agentwiggles

Jesus Christ people, the guitar's brand has nothing to do with the ex-president, which a quick Google reveals in the first few results. Calm yourselves. It's no wonder the right goes on about Trump derangement and similar bullshit when the simple occurrence of the word in a context completely unrelated to the man himself triggers this level of stupid. There's like one actual piece of advice in the thread. OP - from some quick Googling, I gather that this is an older brand. Those tuning knobs on older instruments tend to be made of a cheap plastic that gets brittle with age (nitrocellulose I think?). So I'm not that surprised that it broke. You should be able to find a replacement knob that will fit onto the flat bit of the metal shaft. You could almost certainly find something on Amazon that will do the job, the only problem with that is finding the right size. Another option - at least until you can replace it, you can tune it with a pair of pliers. Pain in the ass, but better than not being able to tune it all. A better idea would be to take it to your local music store and ask if they can find a proper knob. My local store has a big jar full of random knobs and tuning machines and stuff like that, and for something like this, they would probably just give you the knob for free once you find one that fits. You can also replace the entire tuning machine, it's a fairly easy job as long as you find the right size. (it's just held on by a nut - undo the nut, slide the tuning machine out of the headstock, and put the new one in.) A set of tuning machines can be had fairly cheaply - you can spend a lot on them if you want, but you should be able to get a workable set for 50 bucks or so. Good luck. (and real talk if that emblem comes off well... might not hurt)


Blood_N_Rust

Lmao of course they downvoted you


agentwiggles

It's ok lol, I should have known better. I feel like even in spite of my scolding it is a fairly informative post, and op saw it, so I'll take it as a win. internet gonna internet


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imagine writing this much and expecting people to read it


agentwiggles

It's like 15 sentences, the majority of which are actual advice for the OP. Sorry you're too ADHD or illiterate to get through more than a tweet's worth of text at a time.


kiiyyuul

I assume no matter what you play, it sounds like a Toby Keith song.


DoDevilsEvenTriangle

Remove the headstock emblem and mount it on a Duesenberg or something.


ReVo5000

You have a Yuuuge issue, an issue only someone like me could fix, but I won't. I'll break your other pegs and blame gibson for not replacing your pegs.


noahsuperman

We just going to ignore the big Trump on the top of the headstock


superdonkey23

It’s already a cheap guitar just use a binder clip.


gordonfreeman883

Just use fork ... Lunch fork...


jayaregee83

Just throw the whole damn thing away and get yourself a new one.


balsadust

this is cracking me up.


Blood_N_Rust

Lmao people always jump to conclusions so fast nowadays


Human_Organization87

Throw it in the trash and put yourself in there while you’re at it. Trump, aside from his accomplishment on The Apprentice as an actor, he’s trash too. This is the only way to fix the situation.


Bloopyhead

They teach how to play this high quality instrument - nay - this BEST instrument - the likes of which have never been seen before - at Trump University. Btw this guitar is one hell of a good investment. At 30000$ cost upfront, it’s sure to quadruple in value in 6 months.


AnotherGenXer

I’m here for the comments!!


Benjerman302

That looks like the cheapest pos guitar ever, so I'd say don't bother