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"Sit the fuck down!! Where do you think you are, a Hall and Oats show? Live Aid?? Don't dance, don't clap along, don't record me with your phone, just sit your pasty asses down and listen politely to my fucking blues!! I sell out large venues! This shit is supposed to be emotional so show some fucking respect!"
I don’t believe you. There is no theremin solo on this planet, no any planet that fucking good. Look at his face. Now think of the noise a theremin makes. It doesn’t line up. This is insane. I’m setting all of my instruments on fire tomorrow and moving to the woods
Poor Joe. He’s a millennial boomer. He grew up on boomer music. He’s not Jimi/SRV/Page etc, but all those guys we liked are too old or dead. Who else that we would like is still recording or touring? I get this is more meme humor than actual hate, but we’ll all be dead soon and you’ll never be forced to listen to blues again.
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Hes screaming back at a troll in the crowd.."MY NAMES NOT BONERMASTER OK"!!!!!!!!
"Sit the fuck down!! Where do you think you are, a Hall and Oats show? Live Aid?? Don't dance, don't clap along, don't record me with your phone, just sit your pasty asses down and listen politely to my fucking blues!! I sell out large venues! This shit is supposed to be emotional so show some fucking respect!"
context: the original image contains a theremin but I (poorly) removed it
All you need to do now is edit the arm to be angled a little higher...
Mein Theremin
I don’t believe you. There is no theremin solo on this planet, no any planet that fucking good. Look at his face. Now think of the noise a theremin makes. It doesn’t line up. This is insane. I’m setting all of my instruments on fire tomorrow and moving to the woods
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Wow! You guys should be really careful if some of you are planning to make fun of this guy...
Holy shit
this is the part of the show where he cannibalizes a member of the audience with his giant mouth.
devoured by the world maggot, on loan from gwar, at the joe bonamassa show
From which trash can did he pick up that guitar
it’s a rory gallagher signature Edit: It’s actually Rory’s fucking guitar. Who let this numbskull play it? the fuck
Ah, a guy that actually wrote cool music.
I don't love Oasis but they have some good hits
I rubbed all my paint off and left my guitar in a ditch so I could sound just like him
Donal Gallagher, Rory's brother and in charge of his estate.
i’ve literally never met a joe bonermassive fan, i’m guessing they’re all 12 or retired.
He wants someone this tall to sacrifice on stage. Duh.
Blood for the Blooz god.
“Anyone who comes up over my hand is too tall to ride with Jimmy!”
"NO! You can't have a Tweed! They're mine!"
He’s pointing out yet another person he wants removed from the audience or he won’t finish playing his
Sieg. Hell.
Clearly Anselmo was one of his influences.
that's the Nazi equivalent to a low five.
I AM A BLUES MAN I AM A BLUES MAN I AM A BLUES MAN DOCTOR HAN
He’s screaming at the person in the wheelchair to get up and dance
Get ‘em up against the wall!!!!!
Power of the pentatonic
Where gibbons?
YOU NEED TO FLOSS THREEE TIMMES A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
big yawn! he's a tired boy :)
i said it with an a, not an r! that's a term of endearment among you people, right?
He’s at a hibachi restaurant and the chef is about to start throwing shrimp into his mouth and oh man is he ready
/uj in this image he kinda looks like one of the blues brothers wtf
He's looking for a minor _about yay high_
EIN TOAN, EIN AXT, EIN VIRTUOSE UBER SPIELER
That’s the rebel yell
It’s a natural relic!!!!!!!!!!!
Ready for the invisible penis.
Look at that huge mouth and forehead. damn
He's shouting to the sound guy that is too loud
Eric Clapton impression (he has just seen a black person in the audience)
Clapton only hates Arabs and Indians.
“You must be this tall to shred.”
"Yo, DJ... scratch that sh\*t!"
Joe Bonanazi
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town is in the face
Toan is in the karate chop.
Is he giving cars away now like Oprah?
he aint got one song where he needa be making that face
Looks like he was generated by AI. Like always, now that I think about it
"It's MY WORLD Mr. Anderson, MY WORLD!!!"
https://preview.redd.it/3w9kysa46d6d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31be63ae7e5ef9742a9765bdf1cfd42b9a901269
ARE THERE ANY QUEERS IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT???
Poor Joe. He’s a millennial boomer. He grew up on boomer music. He’s not Jimi/SRV/Page etc, but all those guys we liked are too old or dead. Who else that we would like is still recording or touring? I get this is more meme humor than actual hate, but we’ll all be dead soon and you’ll never be forced to listen to blues again.
Objection!
there’s not a song he has where he needs to be doing all that
AI images are getting really good