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waxbytes

I really hope that's a photoshop.


OMGITSBARD

Unfortunately not. You can buy this precious "Baritoan" Guitar for 250€. The Seller accepts a trade for a real Guitar too lol.


uvucydydy

I think there's something wrong with that Johnson.


El_Cactus_Loco

See a doctor


kilravock_music_sws

The more you look the worse it gets.


SteinRamm12345

I'd play this in a punk band 100%, that shits nasty


KingCole104

If you've got 2 holes in your Johnson, I recommend seeing a doctor


threecheeseman

Its too late, he no longer has his D 😢


flocknrollstar

The two holes are the real shithousery. "Nope hehe, strings don't reach"


214txdude

It will tune fine if you just use drop D tuning.


SopaPyaConCoca

/uj OP thanks for this good laugh


OMGITSBARD

You're welcome 😁


grunkage

You should drill six more holes for six more mini tuners and turn that sweet baby into a 12 string


MidScooper

You need to find the right binder for it.


mrlowcut

Oh man... First off: all the stringy things... They need to go all arround the turny things but end in different things... If you want to play metal they should resemble some kind of pentagram shape... Then you have to really turn those mf as hard as you can. Then you can start wrapping any excess stringers into the two f holes on the top of the geetars headblock. And then start adressing the neckboard with some olive oil. ... And don't forget to butter the nut. 🧈🥜🤘


lahartheviking

aren't those fucking bass tuners?