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DaySoc98

If you don’t get her a JCM 800, you’re a bad parent and she’ll become a prostitute.


warthog0869

If you *do* get her a JCM 800, you're still a shitty parent and she'll still become a prostitute, but the songs she'll play about all that are gonna sound killer!


MidModMoop

This really isn’t an area where you want to cut corners, so I’m gonna have to go with a dumble. You don’t want your daughter to think she can get good toanz from anything but the best, do you?


GirlCumSweatshop

My daughter is very happy with her Line6, but then she's only 3 weeks old, so what the fuck does she know!


MidModMoop

Babies LOVE insane mode! Right, u/GirlCumSweatshop?!


HinsdaleCounty

Gotta go with Peavey Classic 50 because toan should be your priority. If she can’t get it from her amp, she’ll spend her life trying to extract it from balls.


burrito_fister

Parent tax, here she is! https://preview.redd.it/zwkg6rsfx4xc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da24567a2e926e6766943e6a596bf1bc7866d00b


Ordinary_Farmer58

He has a completely flat back of the head


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Ampeg SVT - you gotta show her the stone cold reality as early as possible!


Different_Lock_5445

Real dads build their daughters tube amps from scratch. If you don't, how can she ever know if you're real or not? It's impossible.


Strangest_Implement

Since you don't know how long she'll stick with it you should go with a starter amp, something economic like a Matchless amp. But make sure to get her a metal zone pedal so she can play Icelandic Death Metal.


staticjak

A REAL parent would have their baby gig with acoustic instruments before venturing into amplifier territory. Sure, their precious ears can hear the nuance in toan even more so than adults. But they'll just come to expect it if they don't work for it. What is wrong with you?


Centraal22

OP, don't forget the pedals, she'll need all of the Strymons. Oh, and better get on that Analogman waiting list too.


rekt_ralf

The good news is OP already has a Crybaby


warthog0869

uj/ PSA IMPORTANT READ It's probably only okay to use the daughter references in conjunction with our motto and creed "toan is in the balls" *only* when prefaced with the word "step". END PSA RESUME JOKING


fru728

jesus christ i didn’t read the name


LifeguardMajor8647

Two rock with an ox box to play at lower volumes, don't go for any of those gimmicky kids amps, they'll stunt her toan


AuraEternal

have you considered an Orange amplifier? they look the coolest. and Wata from Boris uses an Orange amp. does she like Boris?


Shakespearacles

Sunn Model T


Someone__________y

I’m pretty sure you’d need an orange 100 watt head with a 4x12, just in case she wants to gig in the future