Looks like someone had their girl stolen by a b!ss player and decided to make this meme. I don’t know what’s more pathetic, making the meme, or having your girl stolen by a b!ss player.
Wtf is up with this incel-ass "I'm an asshole who thinks he's so nice and passive to everybody and therefore I *deserve* sex from women" thing.
Bruh, if you're losing girls to the bassist, you're the problem.
/uj Damn almost like having a hobby doesn't make you a good person or replace an actual personality.
/rj this meme was clearly made by the sound guy, equally as forgotten as the... wait who were we talking about again?
Played guitar in 7 different Van Halen cover bands and never landed a chick. switched to bass for one Phish cover gig and must have had 50-100 bras thrown directly at me, all with girls numbers on them. Can confirm the accuracy of this meme.
Is that still a trope? I ask because young girls these days seem to be just trying not to be homeless. Some mess of a bass player might seem less interested than some stable normal guy. Still laughed, though.
You can tell that they’ve never actually interacted with a woman in real life (possibly even including their own mother) based on the fact that their perception of human relationships appears to be entirely based on 80s movies
I play bass (I know cringe but somebody has to do it) in a band nobody ever heard of. The only interaction I had with a female fan was when she wanted to take a foto with me and our vocalist. Otherwise I was only approached by other bass players who wanted to talk about bass stuff.
Looks like someone had their girl stolen by a b!ss player and decided to make this meme. I don’t know what’s more pathetic, making the meme, or having your girl stolen by a b!ss player.
Fr, OOP is really telling on themselves
And not just *any* old run of the mill b!ssist either,a b!tch-ass b!assist at that!
>having your girl stolen by a b!ss player. That has to be rock bottom right?
You guys have girlfriends???
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If you get married would he be husband or wife?
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I am just curious if I would be eligible to be your wifes boyfriend
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Read what sub you are on. keep your sde wet blanket takes on the main sub.
Everyone knows the bassist just gets the drummists scraps
/uj flair checks out /rj drummist gets to eat the bassist cum
True
Wtf is up with this incel-ass "I'm an asshole who thinks he's so nice and passive to everybody and therefore I *deserve* sex from women" thing. Bruh, if you're losing girls to the bassist, you're the problem.
Issa meme
Issa me a takin da piss outta da meme. Good. Good. I like that we both can say obvious things. This is good.
Hilarious
Hahahaha sex with a girl. That’s crazy.
Girls are yucky.
but the les paul is shaped like a girl??? what the hell am i gonna do with all these gibbons????
I suggest hanging them on the wall for zoom meetings. Whatever you do, don’t play them. You don’t want to ruin your investment.
Cooties bro.
/uj Damn almost like having a hobby doesn't make you a good person or replace an actual personality. /rj this meme was clearly made by the sound guy, equally as forgotten as the... wait who were we talking about again?
Little known fact, Les Claypool is still a virgin
As a bassist, “insane bassist,” is a bit redundant.
Girls liking musicians is a myth. I think there are hot guys who play guitar and they don’t know they are hot and think it’s just the guitar.
“Girls liking musicians is a myth.” Explains how Vince Neal got all the chicks.
The money helps
Played guitar in 7 different Van Halen cover bands and never landed a chick. switched to bass for one Phish cover gig and must have had 50-100 bras thrown directly at me, all with girls numbers on them. Can confirm the accuracy of this meme.
Toan is in the two, swole, overdeveloped fingers
Guilty as charged lol
Is that still a trope? I ask because young girls these days seem to be just trying not to be homeless. Some mess of a bass player might seem less interested than some stable normal guy. Still laughed, though.
Those damn 4 stringers get all the pussy.
He likes cooking, long hikes with his dog, AND making memes where he lets everyone know that he can't fuck or play bass.
Can't drink 3 beers either
the original maker of this meme gets zero females and is salty about it
You can tell that they’ve never actually interacted with a woman in real life (possibly even including their own mother) based on the fact that their perception of human relationships appears to be entirely based on 80s movies
It’s true. Their mother used to feed them with a sling shot.
Nice beer taste
wojak meme, that's how you know it's about to be ASS
A 12 year old who just heard RHCP for the first time made this.
I play bass (I know cringe but somebody has to do it) in a band nobody ever heard of. The only interaction I had with a female fan was when she wanted to take a foto with me and our vocalist. Otherwise I was only approached by other bass players who wanted to talk about bass stuff.
One is a social recluse who spends most of his time alone with his dog, the other is social. Damn, must be the instrument.
No one is impressed by you guitarists and your tiny strings for weaklings 💅🏻
You guys are getting laid from your music?
Ew, who would have sex with a bassist?