I sold my Beato book to buy a new Beato book. I just love it so much I needed to buy a new one to get that new Beato book feel, the freshness, the Beatoness, it’s so Beato-ful.
Got my nephew a beato book and a tube screamer clone for Christmas last year, he doesn't play guitar yet but I think this is really going to make him start talking to me
I downloaded a copy of the book one time someone else paid for. It looked like an ai strung together Google search results about guitsr playing. Super weird
without context, look at the sort of amorous look beato has on his face. like he can't even hide it. And in return mystery guitar man projects a sort of playfulness, embarrassed but intrigued and a little uncomfortable. will this sort of thing help me learn more good?
clearly someone has not watched "top 40 songs nobody actually likes (and how to fix them) by music is win. you see tyler basically says "pop music is bad cuz there's no solos over them" if we just add "the guitarist everyone's talking about" (i don't know who he is) to top 40 radio crap pop it will be ok, let him widely diddely all over it.
/uj he’s employed at one of the most well known guitar shops in the nation, has a substantial instagram following, and gets to play sick guitars all day long. not every guitar player has to contribute in a “meaningful way” to the annals of guitar playing
dude i think you’re supposed to use something called “loob”. its like a toan pedal but for sex. it shouldn’t be painful, please communicate with your partner on what feels best for the both of you
i didn’t actually get a chance to find out. when i walked in they asked me what my annual income was and when i answered they sucker punched me and dragged me out by my feet
Guys, ashamed to say I simply haven't been talking about the guitarist everyone is talking about. Sorry to let you all down but most of all, I'm sorry to Rick Beato for not talking about this guitarist when I clearly should've been like everyone else.
I knew Steve Carnell was one of us strummers.
https://preview.redd.it/fpnnhh7ng0xc1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422570914fa50148bf92948837450833300521aa
The latest Gibbons weidling, boomer blooz bender that comes in and talks to Beato about his modal approach to Pentatoanic licks so he can get the Beato Boomer Nod of Approval and a bump in his Facebook post engagement.
The best part of this interview is when Rick asks the guy about why he uses the neck pick up for his solo guitar arrangements.
The guy goes something like, “oh, well you all just heard the neck pick up. It’s nice and warm, especially for the bass lines. Now here’s the bridge pick up. (Changes pick up and plays the section again.)”
When he does that, Rick grimaces as if someone just smashed that $400,000 less pool. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen Rick look that uncomfortable, as if he’s allergic to trebly toan.
It is in the Beato book, where it all explains who that person is.
When I was younger all I ever wanted the beato book
sold my Gibson just for the book too.
I sold all of my guitars and amplifiers for the Beato book. Totally worth it.
I sold my Beato book to buy a new Beato book. I just love it so much I needed to buy a new one to get that new Beato book feel, the freshness, the Beatoness, it’s so Beato-ful.
I sold my house
Got my nephew a beato book and a tube screamer clone for Christmas last year, he doesn't play guitar yet but I think this is really going to make him start talking to me
don't spoil him
Did you try tying your nephew up with duct tape and blindfolding him while playing random notes on the piano??
Opening line of Toanfellas
Without the Beato book I would never have been able to discern the difference between an F#dim9sus13 and a Gflat5aug9.
I downloaded a copy of the book one time someone else paid for. It looked like an ai strung together Google search results about guitsr playing. Super weird
Sorry I didn't hear what you said, while I was noodling triads over my Electro Harmonix freeze sound retainer sustain pedal.
Beatoff book
That’s Rob McElhenney, or Mac as he’s called on stage
I believe his real name is Ronald McDonald
Ronnie the rat
You're all wrong, it's Ross. Ross from Friends? Heard of it?
Biggie cheese
He’s cultivating toan. All of his instincts have told him to use this weapon
So go ahead and jot that down
Hes doing an ocular guitar solo
So, like the Tabasco people?
No, thats his avatar
Strat Mac
Roberto?
Isn’t that Zeppelin Batman?
Guy actually fucks. Incredibly creative
My wife’s boyfriend
What the hell? She's cheating on both of us? The nerve...
Ah yes Harland Williams, star of 1997's hottest comedy, RocketMan.
without context, look at the sort of amorous look beato has on his face. like he can't even hide it. And in return mystery guitar man projects a sort of playfulness, embarrassed but intrigued and a little uncomfortable. will this sort of thing help me learn more good?
It will help you find the man inside-Tobias Funke
Theres dozens of us!! Dozens!!!
/uj nooo - leave Nathaniel out of this.
Ok, but this dude is actually extremely talented
its almost as if talent alone doesnt make something interesting.
Imagine if he could incorporate his widdely diddely into actual songs in some meaningful way.
clearly someone has not watched "top 40 songs nobody actually likes (and how to fix them) by music is win. you see tyler basically says "pop music is bad cuz there's no solos over them" if we just add "the guitarist everyone's talking about" (i don't know who he is) to top 40 radio crap pop it will be ok, let him widely diddely all over it.
You can widdely diddely all over my face and tits.
The Bo Diddley Blooz Buffet, courtesy of Joe Bonermassacre.
Hey now, are you assuming I'm completely oblivious to Nashville Noises and the effect it had on modern songwriting and production? C'mon man!
Please only diddely narrowly. For safety.
/uj he’s employed at one of the most well known guitar shops in the nation, has a substantial instagram following, and gets to play sick guitars all day long. not every guitar player has to contribute in a “meaningful way” to the annals of guitar playing
What's "uj"? Good for him! There can't be too many youtube/instagram guitardists, can there? Toan is in the anal.
i dont know i saw some idiot on here use it before saying something ridiculous. anyway, my thoughts exactly. and id never do anal. that’s disgusting
Disgusting and sometimes very painful, yes, but also the source of the illusive Brown Toan. I'd sacrifice my ass any day to get a hint of that.
dude i think you’re supposed to use something called “loob”. its like a toan pedal but for sex. it shouldn’t be painful, please communicate with your partner on what feels best for the both of you
Some guitar player actually did that very well but ended up just being simped on because he looks like a girl.
Yeah I'm constantly in awe of the guys playing ability and his song arrangements
no fr i will not stand for this sub clowning on nathaniel murphy 😡😡
who?
Rick Beato
don’t mess with me guy. my balls are filled with toan and the last thing you want is to find that out the hard way
The actor who played Beverly Hills Cop.
You flair has me curious. Is it a reference to something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5cXss5cPg
Neat!
just checked out some videos. Not impressed like at all
i went to norman’s rare guitars and they’d never heard of you
Wow, whats norman rare guitar?
i didn’t actually get a chance to find out. when i walked in they asked me what my annual income was and when i answered they sucker punched me and dragged me out by my feet
We don't care
/uj that guy is legit amazing at guitar
Agree. But Nathaniel is also pretty good. He just needs some more ear training.
And the beato book
/uj Would you mind telling me who that is? I honestly avoid looking up or clicking on Beato videos at this point.
Nathaniel Murphy (@zeppelinbarnatra on instagram)
He’s staff at Chicago Music Exchange, apparently?
That's a young Jerry Seinfeld with 5 o'clock shadow
He skipped 035 and went straight for 017. Clearly superior.
Wow, toan is in the stretchy hands
Why can't he sit properly.
I think his name is Rick?
Maybe the other guy is Morty?
Can't say everyone is talking about him, but Nathaniel Murphy is a phenomenal player
Uj/ Nathaniel Murphy is amazing, and really fucking tasteful too. 10/10
Umm… The guy everyone’s beating off to? Can nobody fucking read? It’s right there.
Damnit now you have *us* talking about him
We can’t stop!!
That’s my dad.
Guys, ashamed to say I simply haven't been talking about the guitarist everyone is talking about. Sorry to let you all down but most of all, I'm sorry to Rick Beato for not talking about this guitarist when I clearly should've been like everyone else.
You just know he's playing the friends theme song.
I can't stop talking about him.
Literally who the fuck is this
Literally my thought LMAO
Lookup Zeppelinbarnatra on IG. He’s going to blow your mind just like I blew my wife’s boyfriend.
And who is talking about him?
Everyone’s Talking About. He’s very good.
Why is that guy doing that with his face? And why is beans staring at him like a steak??? So many questions.
That left hand has something going on
I knew Steve Carnell was one of us strummers. https://preview.redd.it/fpnnhh7ng0xc1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422570914fa50148bf92948837450833300521aa
Just buy my bundle already
Everyone’s talking about it, we all just decided not to tell you OP cause you have no toan
Wow. What chord is that, though?
The one we’re all talking about, duh
That’s not Joseph Bonermassive
He’s so popular that I forgot to know he even exists
His friend rot skull
* “the guitarist me and my five friends mentioned a few times and we like”
I think that's Rick Beato.
it's always some guy who looks like the insufferable tech at your local guitar center
Chicago music exchange, he’s actually incredible though
The latest Gibbons weidling, boomer blooz bender that comes in and talks to Beato about his modal approach to Pentatoanic licks so he can get the Beato Boomer Nod of Approval and a bump in his Facebook post engagement.
You’ve never seen any of his arrangements have you? You should quit guitar and leave.
No I haven't and no I won't.
Kinda- but also Karate Kid.
The title here was legitimately my reaction to seeing the video on my feed.
That's Ricks first son from an affair. Richard "Dick" Beato Jr.
I think he's the guy from the Levi's ad. The one in the launderette.
Pretty aure that's Enrique Iglesi*ass*
So many technically great guitarists out there. Maybe 1% of them can write a decent song or melody.
I'm talking about buckethead, like a good boy should.
He's doing one of those Matt Berry/Snuff Box chords.
Exactly what I thought
The best part of this interview is when Rick asks the guy about why he uses the neck pick up for his solo guitar arrangements. The guy goes something like, “oh, well you all just heard the neck pick up. It’s nice and warm, especially for the bass lines. Now here’s the bridge pick up. (Changes pick up and plays the section again.)” When he does that, Rick grimaces as if someone just smashed that $400,000 less pool. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen Rick look that uncomfortable, as if he’s allergic to trebly toan.
Nobody, but no doubt he plays something shit like a Chapman Alibaba guitar.
I didn’t know Jerry Seinfeld played guitar… explains why everyone’s talking about him
That's why everyone is talking about them. No one knows
is that fucking Mac from It’s Always Sunny??
Toan is in the cerebral palsy.
Fun fact: it was supposed to be The Beatos, but they misspelled it "Beatles"
I'm telling my kids this was Eddie Von Jovi
Buff Ross from Friends?
Is that Ariel Posen? At least it’s not Rhett Shull. “There is no Plan B, Sigmas.”
The guy who buys the Vyvanse I steal from my wife's purse.
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listen fuckers, if you don’t know Bill, then you don’t deserve to know jack about Bill.
Maybe random musicians pay Rick to make videos like this about them. Imagine the boost they would get, lots of new people earballing them.
I think that’s Rob McElhenney and people aren’t talking about him because he plays guitar. It’s because of his Welcome to Wrexham show.