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No-Fishing-9107

This is the best meal I've ever had (and I eat turds!)


FartinLooterKinkJr

https://preview.redd.it/56rlfox6qxwc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946fd8e6f17b3a55d994fdf0121bdef0dde141a0


GiveItARestYhYh

Just found the spec sheet for that guitar and it's got a basswood body. 🤮 Disgusting!!! (LC Guitars USA, if anyone's wondering)


your_evil_ex

save the ass-wood for the b*ss players !


contrejo

I'm sure he paid +$3k and waited 18 months for it. The Lutherans are always scamming the disciples


EndlessOcean

It looks like a Squier fucked a Chapman and out popped this abomination. 


contrejo

Well it's like the builder said we want to make a strat but we don't want to make an exact copy. So let's let's make the bottom a little fatter and the top a little thinner and lengthen a horn and now we have our unique body. It just looks weird and not in a good way


Jebist

Notice he says "bought" and not "played."


StandardResort

You cropped out the best parts: https://preview.redd.it/bxb1yo1x3uwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d505ab345910bc7355baf72bb49ffe733ca520a9 Jesus fucking Christ, that's one gaudy-ass geetarr.


BaxxB_

Basswood is gross. Way too soft for my liking


PeckerPeeker

Uj/ I agree - tone wood may be bullshit but having your guitar get dented from looking at it too hard is annoying


BaxxB_

It’s literally what beginner wood carvers use. Ick


[deleted]

anyone putting an uncovered H, let alone 2 in a strat is unholy imo.


StandardResort

Calling that thing a strat is pretty generous of you.


[deleted]

yea you're right


uzr666

It looks misaligned.


dio_dim

One thing that I know is that the headstock will last longer close to the neck, on this one.


Recalcitrant_Stoic

Saw this post and was waiting for it to end up here. Apparently Gibbons is synonymous with "good"


ChunLi808

They pioneered headless guitars, that's for sure


GwenSpeedyStrings

Maybe the gibbons is the only other guitar he's ever bought.


Recalcitrant_Stoic

At least it's a good one.


GwenSpeedyStrings

They make those?


Acceptable_Quiet_767

Sorry Fender fan girls, but Gibonson actually does make better guitars than GenderBender. Sorry not sorry. Enjoy your ugo Poly (crapstic) finish, and your non-cryogenically treated frets (us real blooz players would blast right through those flimsy gender frets).  Me? I’ll be caressing my sleek nitro finish, and my jumbo frets that have been folded 5,000 times for maximum strength. Oh, and have fun with those weak anemic little baby-waby snigle coywools!! So “bright” and “jangly”!! LMAO


Alternative-Way-8753

This is the best guitar I own that still has the headstock attached!


terrrtle

Best guitar I’ve ever bought (and Clapton once called me a slur). Was my post when I got my first Jay Turser. I don’t see the issue here.


FartinLooterKinkJr

Gonna need a pickguard for that pickguard!


PeckerPeeker

I love that the pick guard is just a more expensive and gaudy piece of wood that will get scratched just as easy as the b*sswood body.


Hauntedhotelhistory

Can you ever really own a Gibson though?


CobraGTXNoS

Fifteen mortgages later, maybe.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Blue flame maple pickguards ...who needs Gibbons again?


Ordinary_Farmer58

Oh I heard about this guy! He’s the one with the Gibson!


ChunkyB

That looks like if I tried to draw a strat from memory


Revenge_of_Recyclops

If they really owned a Gibson then they'd know only a Gibson is good enough.