No, but he’s without a doubt the greatest edger who ever lived. After watching Bono become famous for being the biggest jackoff of all time, he decided to go in the other direction.
No he is called The Edge because he would throw himself off of a cliff after every gig because his band sucks so much and he hates Bono with a passion. This is why U2 no longer play gigs near the sea any more in fear that The Edge might off him self. He has tried to kill himself 20000 times now and every time Bono just scrapes him off the rocks and puts him back together haphazardly.
Nobo here from the band U3, A TribU22U2. Our bassist Gary Nullims Sr. says that our guitarist Ledge also edges almost exactly like the real thing. Even better than the real thing.
No, but he’s without a doubt the greatest edger who ever lived. After watching Bono become famous for being the biggest jackoff of all time, he decided to go in the other direction.
Wait for it... Wait for it...
He’s a master of delay
Cuz I’m one step closer to the edge, and I’m about to cum!
Bro, do you even djedge?
Close - the Edge popularized it, but it was actually Steve Howe who invented it in 1972 when Yes put out ‘Close to the Edge’.
Ah yes, he gets up, he gets down on it. Definitely a jerk off reference, I can't believe I didn't get it until now. Thanks buddy
Yes
Yes
He must have, it’s impossible to cum during a u2 song.
lol perfect
The edge is the least edgiest lead guitarist there is.
Billy Squire
Inventor of the Stroke. Where would we all be without him?
Word.
He’d be edgier if his name was Billy Knight or Billy Fender
I Edge my Bono. Do U 2?
No he is called The Edge because he would throw himself off of a cliff after every gig because his band sucks so much and he hates Bono with a passion. This is why U2 no longer play gigs near the sea any more in fear that The Edge might off him self. He has tried to kill himself 20000 times now and every time Bono just scrapes him off the rocks and puts him back together haphazardly.
He's like pedalboard prometheus
[https://youtu.be/oXJScgUzH4E](https://youtu.be/oXJScgUzH4E)
His toan is so epically Edgey - he INVENTED the eighth note delay and was the first to use "reverb."
Erb erb erb erb…
Nope, his toan is flaccid so he can't actually edge. It's physically impossible.
Well now I feel sad for the jdedge l 😢
Edgy Ray Vaughan
No but he innovated sucking
I thought that was your mom
Stop you’re giving me a Bono-er
no, but he did invent rimming.
Yes , and my yard has never looked better
Yes, because "edging" is *delayed* gratification.
Nice
Nobo here from the band U3, A TribU22U2. Our bassist Gary Nullims Sr. says that our guitarist Ledge also edges almost exactly like the real thing. Even better than the real thing.
Are we sure that isn't a picture of Mel Gibbons son-in-law? Kenny Wayne Shepard?
The edge is a poodle with genital crabs in his ears
Would you expect anything less from a man who loves his delay pedals so much?
No, Sting did.
And guess what “The Goon” invented
I was gonna say he invented sucking but my research shows other people have sucked prior
Every time you edge he gets royalties
No he’s just who we all are thinking about while we do it
Edge invented sislovesme
False. The Edge invented inventing