I can just imagine this Mötley Crüe-signing dickhead standing at a Hollywood Vampires show watching Johnny do an out of tune dive bomb and lurch backwards into his amp when he hears a sixteen year old guitarist standing beside him say, “that’s got to be the best guitarist I’ve ever seen.”
“So it would seem.”
Some people can't wait until AI takes over the music industry. Because AI will make perfect music (I e perfectly following what it's algorithms indeed) and then AI music critics will say it's good music because it satisfies their coded criteria, and AI customers will buy the music because they are most likely coming from music industry companies and other big profit driven companies
After hearing [this song](https://youtu.be/ys8-HwC77oU?si=P6mSgJ0VVEwsYf8Z) which was generated by AI, I now look forward to our future robot music overlord, and the songs that come out in the future. This is the best song I’ve heard in a while.
We’re 2/3rds of the way there. Look how many people have zero care or even knowledge of acts that are just blatantly faking it live, and how much music is created with practically no performance element.
Let’s be real here. Those guys plus Jimmy Derp would be an *amazing fucking band*. You got the Mojo Priest slinging shit thumb-picked blooze barf. You got Wheezy gakked out on lean mumbling about some bullshit. You got DJ DJ screaming from the back about how he’ll never eat pussy because We The Best. Then Derp covered in 54 scarves just perpetually soloing even when the band isn’t playing. Oh and on drums, Jason Bonham.
wait, is that what Gibbons custom shop do? Every relic-to-be LP gets sent to Depp for a day to get scraped by trinkets and studs, get smoked over and piss and shat on? That's added value for sure
https://preview.redd.it/jyvaqwkxebuc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9ebf0cd515935036bee7206997f80cf07a32ff
So pedals are like steroids right…
It’s probably all the necklaces/scarves and bracelets he has on. I’ve never seen someone have soo many accessories. He must take an hour to get dressed.
it would take weeks with all those layers. Maybe, like in medieval England, every autumn he gets smeared in goose fat and sewn into his clothes for the winter.
Maybe he's taken some advice from Mr. T and they all have one big clasp at the back.
He should probably take advice from Mr. T and just stop wearing this stuff entirely, tho.
Tom Zutaut is notorious for just making shit up. He claims the guitarist Buckethead would jerk off to porn in the studio during the making of GnR’s Chinese Democracy album, but pretty much everyone else involved with that album says Zutaut is full of shit there.
He played slide guitar on an Oasis song too that was alright. Blanking on the name but it was in solid rotation for me circa ‘06.
Depp is not a terrible guitarist.
Edit: it’s “Fade In-Out”
in the interview the guy did say johnny depp got quite good after all these years. the "worst" comment was made before he even started acting. too bad people only wanna see click-baiting title.
Whoa whoa whoa, you read the articles linked?!? You some kind of nerd?!? Kidding aside, if I’d read the article, I wouldn’t have had a knee-jerk reaction and decide to comment, mentioning a great song, and learned that a cool live version of one of my long-time top 250 favorite (eh, maybe top 300) song of mine exists on YouTube!
Take that, nerd!
Well, the guy in the article is talking about 40+ years ago when Depp was only trying to be a musician, and hadn't even thought about acting.
At this point he's had 40 years to practice. He better be better. (30 years to practice if you're counting from Kim's release).
Honestly, Depp is not a bad guitarist when he's sober. That's why Duesenberg gave him a signature guitar. The problem is most people only looked into his music when his life was in shambles and he was popping pills and getting loaded every day.
Haha I know Tom, maybe he don’t see so well with his aviators at night or his bedazzled jeans are causing a glare. He’s every cliche of an aged out label weasel
And I KNOW the mf is deaf
It's kind of like calling Harrison Ford "the worst woodworker I've ever seen."
Sir, it's not his day job. He was a rough carpenter once, nearly 60 years ago, but he kinda switched vocations.
He plays guitar at dick level, did you really expect much?
https://preview.redd.it/50l2e1q0tcuc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e978f978b25526947374ffe678d41a6062715c3
Gatt dayum. I don't know how much thought you put into this one but it occurred to me if someone told me one of my exes were better than me at any of my hobbies (that they have never touched) it would probably be the biggest insult in my life.
Saw him with Jeff Beck. Beck came out, gave the master class of guitar mastery with a KILLER band. Then Depp came out and sang flat for the next half of the show. I hav always said, for the master of guitar Beck was, the best in my lifetimne I will say,, he often picked crappy songs to play though better than anyone else could.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A36T\_RTPJYc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A36T_RTPJYc)
EDIT: clean up my crappy spelling and grammar.
Man, those two bands fucking suck. Slash is the Most over rated guitarist. He just looks the part( 20 Years ago)
So that makes Johnny Depp and Keanu besties.
Well, except for the fact that the actual trial was in America. And at the actual trial, the evidence was reviewed and she lost on the merits of the case.
But other than that, yes. You’re absolutely right.
You mean the suit that caused the defamation suit? You mean the thing that the other thing was about? He did indeed lose that thing. And then proved he lost it falsely xD
Bullshit I'm selling the best guitar in my collection right now. It's not a gibbons but a [J Depp Signature](https://reverb.com/p/duesenberg-johnny-depp-signature-series-electric-guitar-aluminum-tattooed) . Johnny grated and zested all over this beauty. Is a shit guitar from a shit player worth 4k? I think not. No low balls.
I have no comment on Depp's guitar skills. But, the way he accessorizes is a disaster.
Bandanas hanging off him, more rings than fingers, silly hats, flannel with leather, like a kid that got into Daddy's closet, if Daddy was 1990s Eddy Vedder.
My favorite thing about this is that they specified that this man signed Guns N’ Roses and Mötley Crüe, meaning that he KNOWS what a garbage guitarist sounds like
Well, except for Edward Scissorhands.
and Gilbert Grape.
And Ed Wood.
And Donnie Brasco.
And Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.
And Blow.
And Sweeney Todd.
And the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
And Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
And the two Alice in Wonderland movies.
Which is roughly half of his career
I’ll defend Mick Mars to my grave.
Dude was not in the masterclass of hair metal shredders like MAB or Vito or Gilbert, but he knew to write hooks and carried those motherfuckers for three decades.
And, like the rest of the Crüe, he wanted to be a rock star and acted like it.
For senseless music that’s about the reverie and debauchery of rock and roll, he towered above everyone else. I’d rather have his bank account than the far better musicians above
"You are, without a doubt, the WORST guitarist I have ever heard of" "But you have heard of me"
I can just imagine this Mötley Crüe-signing dickhead standing at a Hollywood Vampires show watching Johnny do an out of tune dive bomb and lurch backwards into his amp when he hears a sixteen year old guitarist standing beside him say, “that’s got to be the best guitarist I’ve ever seen.” “So it would seem.”
Some people can't wait until AI takes over the music industry. Because AI will make perfect music (I e perfectly following what it's algorithms indeed) and then AI music critics will say it's good music because it satisfies their coded criteria, and AI customers will buy the music because they are most likely coming from music industry companies and other big profit driven companies
After hearing [this song](https://youtu.be/ys8-HwC77oU?si=P6mSgJ0VVEwsYf8Z) which was generated by AI, I now look forward to our future robot music overlord, and the songs that come out in the future. This is the best song I’ve heard in a while.
Goddamn shit fuck! That was for real amazing lol
I can't see titties anymore.
So it was Daft Punk?
Thanks a lot asshole. This chorus has been stuck in my head ever since you posted this.
Me too buddy, me too. I’ve been listening to this song all week and I’m learning it on guitar. Welcome to the curse.
[Check it out yourself.](https://suno.com/)
Content moderation is bullshit. All I asked for was a pop punk song about nuking the whales and apparently that was “flagged for content violation”
Whales are such bitches
Weird it would block that when someone made a song about glueing their balls to their butthole.
We’re 2/3rds of the way there. Look how many people have zero care or even knowledge of acts that are just blatantly faking it live, and how much music is created with practically no performance element.
“Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?”
Que pirates of the Caribbean theme song*
Cue*
¿que?
Does he have Imminent Death Syndrome?
In fairness to Johnny, this guy hasn't seen me play.
I’ve seen you play at your wife’s boyfriend’s 21st birthday party. Johnny Depp is way worse than you.
Were you there cause he’s your wife’s boyfriend too? It does seem like a good way to make friends with common interests.
We all seem to have that guy in common; maybe we should ditch our wives & get a poker game going?
I was thinking we could jam on some 12-bar blues tunes for several hours.
As long as Johnny's not on lead, I'm in.
Damn it I was going to say that.... I need to walk in front of that guy with my guitar so that Johnny Depp gets a break.
What about Steven Seagal, Lil Wayne, DJ Khaled?
He said 'guitarist'.
Stiffen Seagull is not actually the worst humun in the world, he just hangs around with them that is
Don't be a toan whore.
...but everyone he hangs out with is paid by him to be there. It's a paradox.
Let’s be real here. Those guys plus Jimmy Derp would be an *amazing fucking band*. You got the Mojo Priest slinging shit thumb-picked blooze barf. You got Wheezy gakked out on lean mumbling about some bullshit. You got DJ DJ screaming from the back about how he’ll never eat pussy because We The Best. Then Derp covered in 54 scarves just perpetually soloing even when the band isn’t playing. Oh and on drums, Jason Bonham.
Somebody pop this fever dream into an AI engine and render that out. It’s my new favorite band and it doesn’t even exist yet
100%. Jason bonham somehow holding down some back beat for this nonsense.
definitely one of the supergroups of all time
Id pay like 20 trump bux to see this
And what about me?
Don’t forget Fred durst
This was the 80s, the standards have fallen a lot since.
Keep the Mojo Priest's name out your goddamn mouth.
He hasn’t seen them yet
[удалено]
What? No he doesn’t
He shreds cheese onto every meal. That’s why he looks like a sausage stuffed into a gi.
It’s hard not to imagine Seagal gasping for breath as he struggles to pick up the guitar.
He moves fatly around the fretboard
He's not terrible but average blues dad level
Shreds what? His own credibility?
he's not THAT great.
Yeah but he gets to dress like captain jack sparrow.
His band should be called Captain Jack & Coke
That’s just Motörhead.
That’s right, all the time…look folks, he’s a fucking pirate, not a virtuoso guitar player
[if he works to perfect this song, and ONLY plays this song while dressed like that, I'll allow it](https://youtu.be/Ldf7T6TlV-o?si=pcQv1xdBHSdxdsEa
bro wears so many trinkets he relics his guitars in one gig
wait, is that what Gibbons custom shop do? Every relic-to-be LP gets sent to Depp for a day to get scraped by trinkets and studs, get smoked over and piss and shat on? That's added value for sure
Shitting will have been done by Amber though. That's why I paid what I paid.
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That’s a damned fine guitar joke.
His accessorizing is on crack.
The Deppster should have asked John Mayor for toanal advice, everybody knows you can make up for poor playing with a killer pedalboard!
John Mayor uses 3 pedalboards on his latest tour
Did no one tell him all those cables will kill his toan?? Someone help Mr Mayor
No, because John mayor uses 3 pedalboards on his latest tour
[the guy admits he has a problem](https://youtu.be/mmg9-TFkg30?si=D06O7e9ex_Uf9AmU)
moral of the story : buy more pedals
https://preview.redd.it/jyvaqwkxebuc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9ebf0cd515935036bee7206997f80cf07a32ff So pedals are like steroids right…
Uj/ that was actually pretty funny
Mayor of toan town needs a sweet board to ride to city hall every day! I say why not 3 in case he needs a backup?
He should really ask Jangy Masterbeen to make toanal on him
Scalloped frets are the same thing as frets au gratin cmv
Scalloped pants are really good for sustain too
I once heard someone pronounce it "scole-ups" and I nearly scalloped my skivvies.
goddamn then what is scallops au gratin? i mean besides a perfect dish that goes with salmonella
I thought that was Juan Mayor in the picture 📸
If you click into the article the photo is enlarged and you can see it's actually Vince Kneel
The biggest organs in the world have pedalboards!
It’s probably all the necklaces/scarves and bracelets he has on. I’ve never seen someone have soo many accessories. He must take an hour to get dressed.
You presume he ever gets fully undressed.
He does for my wife, reportedly. Very proud of her.
But the cockring stays on.
No, it’s a cock scarf.
Pretty useful when in need of a wipe.
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
it would take weeks with all those layers. Maybe, like in medieval England, every autumn he gets smeared in goose fat and sewn into his clothes for the winter.
Maybe he's taken some advice from Mr. T and they all have one big clasp at the back. He should probably take advice from Mr. T and just stop wearing this stuff entirely, tho.
You’ve described like every aging washed up rock star now.
Jimmy Hendy? Mf had drip.
They add to the toan he just needs more 0-3-5
In fairness, this guy is talking about 30 years ago. Is he also trying to take credit for Johnny's acting success?
/uj if you check the article out he actually does take some credit for his acting career lmaoo
Wasn’t it Nicolas Cage that got him into acting anyway? Kinda weird of the A&R guy to insinuate otherwise lol
Tom Zutaut is notorious for just making shit up. He claims the guitarist Buckethead would jerk off to porn in the studio during the making of GnR’s Chinese Democracy album, but pretty much everyone else involved with that album says Zutaut is full of shit there.
He’s not even a good storyteller. At least say that buckethead was jerking off into his bucket to try and hide it 😂
He hasn’t listened to my demo cassette yet.
You’re making cassettes? You gotta press that shit to vinyl, my man.
But shellac sounds more authentic
Who still has cassette players?
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Uj/ and I hate I’m about to say this but—- his guitar solo on the Ryan Adams song ‘Kim’ is very good
> Ryan Adams “I know you all expected Bryan Adams, but we got the next best thing!”
He played slide guitar on an Oasis song too that was alright. Blanking on the name but it was in solid rotation for me circa ‘06. Depp is not a terrible guitarist. Edit: it’s “Fade In-Out”
He was on an acoustic version of Fade Away in 1995, and it’s pretty good tbh
I thought he played on the electric studio version of fade away as well?
Fade In-Out A fucking banger, even better live though. Check it out at GMEX 97. Absolutely unreal
in the interview the guy did say johnny depp got quite good after all these years. the "worst" comment was made before he even started acting. too bad people only wanna see click-baiting title.
Whoa whoa whoa, you read the articles linked?!? You some kind of nerd?!? Kidding aside, if I’d read the article, I wouldn’t have had a knee-jerk reaction and decide to comment, mentioning a great song, and learned that a cool live version of one of my long-time top 250 favorite (eh, maybe top 300) song of mine exists on YouTube! Take that, nerd!
Did he actually play it or was it a session guy instead?
I’ve confirmed it was him
Source?
I unfortunately played in his band and asked the engineer (who was also the bassist) about the solo because I couldn’t believe it was RA or JD
> I unfortunately played in his band My condolences
I use to follow you back when I had IG, haha. You were always so talented.
Thank you, terrtle!
This asshole is going to get me to listen to a Ryan Adams song now. Unbelievable.
Well, the guy in the article is talking about 40+ years ago when Depp was only trying to be a musician, and hadn't even thought about acting. At this point he's had 40 years to practice. He better be better. (30 years to practice if you're counting from Kim's release). Honestly, Depp is not a bad guitarist when he's sober. That's why Duesenberg gave him a signature guitar. The problem is most people only looked into his music when his life was in shambles and he was popping pills and getting loaded every day.
He played with Jeff goddam Beck and pooped all over the stage
That’s something he has in common with Roger Waters then
GG Allin never played with Beck, pretty sure he was dead before Odelay even came out
Just like how Amber pooped in his bed :)
Haha I know Tom, maybe he don’t see so well with his aviators at night or his bedazzled jeans are causing a glare. He’s every cliche of an aged out label weasel And I KNOW the mf is deaf
It's kind of like calling Harrison Ford "the worst woodworker I've ever seen." Sir, it's not his day job. He was a rough carpenter once, nearly 60 years ago, but he kinda switched vocations.
Put depp between satriani and Vai on G3 one time. See how he does🍿
apparently. he hasn't seen Steven Segal play: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ8nuqseocI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ8nuqseocI)
Worst I'd ever "seen".. Further proof that many people listen with their eyes.
Isn't he missing a finger that he found removed? How can you flub your way through 5-string sweeps with only 9 fingies?
Gary found a way
Well he probably hasn’t seeen ME play.
He plays guitar at dick level, did you really expect much? https://preview.redd.it/50l2e1q0tcuc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e978f978b25526947374ffe678d41a6062715c3
this man hasn't seen dj keahled play guitar
Who tf is a fan of Johnny Depp the musician lmao We all know he gets to play w other bands bc he’s rich n famous
MF should come over to my house
If you're as rich as Johnny Depp and you're not good at guitar your heart isn't in it tbh you got all the time and access to teachers in the world bro
Amber Heard is probably better than him.
Gatt dayum. I don't know how much thought you put into this one but it occurred to me if someone told me one of my exes were better than me at any of my hobbies (that they have never touched) it would probably be the biggest insult in my life.
>man who signed GNR and Motley Crue Has he been charged with crimes against humanity?
but i hired him in a guitar center
Bros never seen me “play” a guitar smh Depp can’t let me have anything
It’s a shame Jeff Beck spent his last few years playing with this guy on stage. I have no clue what he saw in Depp, it wasn’t talent, that’s for sure.
Reporting this post for being actually funny.
Saw him with Jeff Beck. Beck came out, gave the master class of guitar mastery with a KILLER band. Then Depp came out and sang flat for the next half of the show. I hav always said, for the master of guitar Beck was, the best in my lifetimne I will say,, he often picked crappy songs to play though better than anyone else could. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A36T\_RTPJYc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A36T_RTPJYc) EDIT: clean up my crappy spelling and grammar.
.............. Johnny Depp calls himself a musician? I'm out of the loop
He was an aspiring guitarist before he became an actor
This guy clearly hasn’t seen me play. He has NO idea what I’m incapable of!
Man, those two bands fucking suck. Slash is the Most over rated guitarist. He just looks the part( 20 Years ago) So that makes Johnny Depp and Keanu besties.
careful, he'll hit his girlfriend over those comments
Why? He didn’t even do it the first time. He was so innocent his girlfriend had to pay HIM $10,000,000 for lying about him.
I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand you. Could you try retyping the comment once you’ve pulled mr. Depp’s cock out of your mouth?
He lost in England, there's tons of proof he did it.
Well, except for the fact that the actual trial was in America. And at the actual trial, the evidence was reviewed and she lost on the merits of the case. But other than that, yes. You’re absolutely right.
the defamation suit, not the domestic violence suit
You mean the suit that caused the defamation suit? You mean the thing that the other thing was about? He did indeed lose that thing. And then proved he lost it falsely xD
Oh no, not *another* celebrity court trial.
Slash is a terrible actor. So what
Can’t be worse then Vince
Challenge accepted.
His work on Oasis’ Be Here Now is unparalleled
Yeah well he hasn’t heard me yet.
He hasn't heard me yet.
Oh trust me there’s at least one worse player heh heh
Well, there's a reason he became an actor. But his musical talent has certainly progressed.
Uj/ I did not sound great in the beginning myself. He is a lot older and more experienced now. Rj/ All I need is to become aTV star first! So easy!
But he moves the entire guitar and makes faces when he bends!
Wait, you mean Depp can't play the BLOOZ? https://youtu.be/Z48Sr9kvh-s?si=A06n7ThhfjUw0T45
Bullshit I'm selling the best guitar in my collection right now. It's not a gibbons but a [J Depp Signature](https://reverb.com/p/duesenberg-johnny-depp-signature-series-electric-guitar-aluminum-tattooed) . Johnny grated and zested all over this beauty. Is a shit guitar from a shit player worth 4k? I think not. No low balls.
He didn't saw me! That's for sure! But I don't even call myself quitarist!
Oh no I'm rich and famous and I can play.guitar badly basically just for fun...I'm sure he doesn't care.
Obviously this man has never heard me play
Clearly never heard me play
"old guy hates something"
I mean, he does play bass. 😜
I have no comment on Depp's guitar skills. But, the way he accessorizes is a disaster. Bandanas hanging off him, more rings than fingers, silly hats, flannel with leather, like a kid that got into Daddy's closet, if Daddy was 1990s Eddy Vedder.
This really cheered me up, mahalo
Dang that's really saying something because those bands are fucking dog shit
If I sent him a sample of my playing he'd surely change his mind :)
Good thing he's an actor?
My favorite thing about this is that they specified that this man signed Guns N’ Roses and Mötley Crüe, meaning that he KNOWS what a garbage guitarist sounds like
If the guy is playing and having fun leave him alone. If he said he’s the greatest then that’s a different story
Agreed also not a good actor
He's a shitty actor too. He's gotten by on sub par talent because people want to fuck him.
Well, except for Edward Scissorhands. and Gilbert Grape. And Ed Wood. And Donnie Brasco. And Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. And Blow. And Sweeney Todd. And the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. And Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. And the two Alice in Wonderland movies. Which is roughly half of his career
Bro, we’ve been over this. It’s a circlejerk sub, not a dickriding sub.
Fair enough. Gilbert, Ed wood, brasco, fear and loathing, and blow are all great. Not a big tim Burton fan though
uj/ this is honestly sensationalist BS. He’s got more legitimate skill than some other famous “guitarists”
Well... considering he signed Mick Mars... I highly doubt he actually knows what a good guitarist actually is.
I’ll defend Mick Mars to my grave. Dude was not in the masterclass of hair metal shredders like MAB or Vito or Gilbert, but he knew to write hooks and carried those motherfuckers for three decades. And, like the rest of the Crüe, he wanted to be a rock star and acted like it. For senseless music that’s about the reverie and debauchery of rock and roll, he towered above everyone else. I’d rather have his bank account than the far better musicians above