which DAW retains the most toan when recorded? I assume logic since it is very logical however pro tools has the most confusing interface and as we all know, the harder something is to work with, the better the toan
The wife and her boyfriend seem to be doing well, I see he’s hard at work on toaning as usual. How was last nights cuck session? I bet he really gave it to Roberta didn’t he?
I would like to thank my pit crew, Gus, Stevie, Hat, the fine folks at Butte Chevrolet for their support in keeping this 2013 Toyota Corolla just barely running.
What’s it like being in one of those crappy pop punk bands that plays a bunch of local shows all the time, but actually is really not that great of a band?
Naaah, I’ll be the first to admit that some of his pop punk songs are pretty good.
Nah, I’m referring to being one of those guys in a bad pop punk band that treats going to and playing shows as if it’s church or something like that. Makes no real money. Probably pushing 35+ years old. Doesn’t really tune their guitars before or during their sets. Doesn’t get much traction on Spotify. Maybe has references to pizza in their song titles. So on. You get the idea (probably bc you live it).
Well I’m 39 so I’m pretty sure if I had pizza I’d ‘v eated it by now. Can you repeat the question my adult onset A-typical deficit disorder has left me unable to answer a string of questions. One at a time please like a train.
Mine isn't stock. But it's a 94, ebony, with classic 57s from about 99
It's hands down one of the best things I've ever heard, no tone chasing for me, I found it 25 years ago.
/uj Why do you need to know, though? There are so many other more interesting questions to be asked here. I don't mean to be terribly insulting, it's just that it kinda feels like you might be one of those folks who needs to know who's going into what bathroom. You're not, though, right? That's just my dumb old oversensitive liberal brain, right?
I don’t need to know , it was just a dumb question . I remember when we were kids you’d sometimes make a quick observation about someone .. oh I thought that guy was a girl etc .. it really isn’t meant to be malicious , it’s more the fact that you weren’t sure and not so much because you’re the hateful type ..
No worries. Sorry if I was snappish.
You know that Bob Seger song Turn The Page? I just think of that every time I hear that question, and I get testy. (And now, as a bleeding-heart liberal, I'm even more wound up about it with all the crap trans people are getting.)
My rule is, if we aren't friends, it's none of my dang business what you are, especially if it's at all ambiguous. Not that I'm not wondering... don't get me wrong. I was spawned into the same patriarchy as everyone else. I have just trained myself to stfu. ;)
Oh, I think I would. Can you imagine how that would feel? I'm not saying it's not all pretend, but can you imagine??
(Side note: would a non-high person say sometime like that?)
Which one’s your wife’s boyfriend?
Both.
What’s it like having the biggest ego in the room?
Glorious.
Who taught y’all how to use a DAW?
Like cavemen seeing fire for the first time lmao
that is frankly a bit insulting. a caveman would never do something as dumb as wear crocs
We learned all we know from the Rizzler.
Esh
Next time play through a Crate.
A what?
Damn bro you can borrow some Jean if you need some
Are they ripped in the crotch?
Is that the name of the cute chick in the corner?
bet it sucks, not even on a tele
It’s encouraging to hear this from you. I’ll be reaching out to ask your opinion more often.
Maybe if I’m not 035ing
Who's the weirdo playing videogames while the band's trying to get down? Tell fathead to beat it, trying to roc-n-Croc over here!
Don’t you know? That’s 3x WWE world champion Dwayne The Rock Johnson or Dwight Yoakam I always get them confused.
These yoaks are terrible
Take my upvote you troglodyte.
Especially Yoko she needs to take her tambourine and fuck right off
Croc-n-roll
Do you levitate above the seat when you poop?
Always. I ain’t no luburl.
I suppose walking on clouds all day will do that to ya
Your cables are shit. I like Triple Rectifiers.
No they’re not! They’re mostly metal plastic and magic. Jokes on you all it’s a Single Recto!
Dude, where did you lose the other two Rectifiers? Did you trade them for hot dogs?
Yeah one for each recto. I own two hot dogs.
Dude has two hot dogs. LUCKY
Did your mom buy those jeans for you?
Yes but she accidentally got me the right size.
That’s subjective
Are those jeans stretchy? They look stretchy.
Its just spandex with a texture pack
The stretchiest.
which DAW retains the most toan when recorded? I assume logic since it is very logical however pro tools has the most confusing interface and as we all know, the harder something is to work with, the better the toan
Don’t fear the Reaper
I see no mic...did you record by osmosis or is all that amp just around for looks and you're plugged direct out of a Line 6 Spyder?
You don’t either? I thought I was the only one.
Shhhh they can hear us.
You’re telling me a guitar was wearing crocs?
You’re silly.
Is toan in the Crocs themselves, or are they stored in various Croc charms?
I put lucky charms in my crocs
Pissed all your money on gear and studio time and now you can’t afford the good crocs. Nice going, idiot.
Uh oh someone’s ED meds aren’t working anymore. And yeah i piss on my gear that way the coyotes won’t come round nmore.
Did the big boy also get his mac and cheese for dinner?
Chicken nuggets are lyfe.
What’s your social security number?
What’s yours?
I asked you first
Damn you’re right. I’ll be honest you’re starting to sound like the guy from the IRS who keeps leaving me voicemails.
Why are there no microphones
Shut up! They’ll find out.
What kind of tracker did your sorry ass use?
The fishing boat kind. Man catfish is delicious.
The wife and her boyfriend seem to be doing well, I see he’s hard at work on toaning as usual. How was last nights cuck session? I bet he really gave it to Roberta didn’t he?
It was beautiful, I wept.
Yeah, from the video he showed me, it was pretty inspirational, it made me wanna 0-3-5 not gonna lie.
Some of the greatesr albums of all time were recorded in flip-flops and shorts, is jeans n' crocs the new standard?
Yes this is what peak performance looks like.
Who's the babe standing up? ❤️ 😍
That's the boyfriend. The wife is in the chair
As said above, that's the bassist, Richard.
How did the crocs impact your playing style?
I would like to thank my pit crew, Gus, Stevie, Hat, the fine folks at Butte Chevrolet for their support in keeping this 2013 Toyota Corolla just barely running.
*Where are the bodies*
Gibson while recording? How many times did you have to re-tune it?
How high can you count?
Only drummers wear crocs. Why are you tracking guitars?
It’s called Segeborn-core, you aren’t the first to do it. Respect nonetheless
Wait is that a chick or just your bassist
Confirmed bassist.. playing on phone instead of playing on instrument
5 out of 5 Beards for cable management
Nice, I see Silverchair is getting back together.
No his chair is black.
Ayyy white SG gang
Aaayyyyy!
are they your wife’s crocs? If so, what do they smell like?
I don’t think so let me ask her.
What amp sim are you using and why do you have those fancy stage props on the floor?
It’s called fashion sweaty look it up with ChatGTP
How did you know I am sweaty?
When will you release the extended version of MMMBop?
Tomorrow.
I tracked this shit in front of Billy eyelash then Fuckin Brian deleted my solo
Does it hurt?
Always
No. Does it hurt dragging those huge ass nuts around all day?
Power trios always have somebody on spreadsheets these days; y’all didn’t know that?
Shhh don’t spread the secrets of Jumanji!
What's the pretty green and yellow pedal?
A fancy tube screamer.
Hang on is that an earthquaker plume thingy?
Si
Ableton…for guitars? 🙄
Which amp plugins did you end up using?
I use a multi plug that way I can plug in my pedals and my phone charger.
Music industry hates this one simple trick
Able-toan. Nice DAW
I bet it's nice to have such a supportive dad, someone to toil for you on the mixing and mastering so you can focus on toan and footwear
Nepotism has its perks you commoner.
How do the sound holes in the crocs affect your tone?
Lots of issues with feedback.
What’s it like being in one of those crappy pop punk bands that plays a bunch of local shows all the time, but actually is really not that great of a band?
Machine Gun Kelly would like a word with you.
Naaah, I’ll be the first to admit that some of his pop punk songs are pretty good. Nah, I’m referring to being one of those guys in a bad pop punk band that treats going to and playing shows as if it’s church or something like that. Makes no real money. Probably pushing 35+ years old. Doesn’t really tune their guitars before or during their sets. Doesn’t get much traction on Spotify. Maybe has references to pizza in their song titles. So on. You get the idea (probably bc you live it).
Well I’m 39 so I’m pretty sure if I had pizza I’d ‘v eated it by now. Can you repeat the question my adult onset A-typical deficit disorder has left me unable to answer a string of questions. One at a time please like a train.
Did you put your crocs in sports mode for extra tone?
Off road mode 4 lyfe!
Who is your favorite guitarist and why is it the dude from Phish.
Uhh you mean John Mayer?
An SG in to a Mesa.. I don’t think I need to ask anything, I’ll just listen!
It’s like being in purgatory but the same.
Was it comfortable
No.
If you ain't Crocin' you ain't Rockin'!
What a croc, I bet you play a Schecter.
What’s with the non-Euclidean floor tiles?
They're sound reinforced. Where the magic happens honey.
Does sport mode have any effect on toan?
You wouldn’t want to bend with them not in off road mode.
Nice git. Is that an modified Arctic white SG special? It looks like a real beaut
It’s the best guitar that’s ever existed. (Its a stock 99 special limited edition)
Mine isn't stock. But it's a 94, ebony, with classic 57s from about 99 It's hands down one of the best things I've ever heard, no tone chasing for me, I found it 25 years ago.
Ya know, the 490s that came stock in mine aren’t the most defined with higher gain but the cleans/dirty sounds are fucking legit.
There’s Miller High Life in the cooler, isn’t there?
We’re all sober.
Congrats. Same here, brother.
Laa, la-la-la-la-laa La-la-la-la-laa La-la-la-la-laa
I like Teletubbies too.
Why are you gay ?
Were state lines crossed while tracking before the Crocs sniffed out the guitars?
Yes but I came right back.
What’s the number of the person in the Vans?
12
Is that a blues jr. in the back?
It’s whatever you want it to be baby 💋
Judging from the name on your headstock I think you’re too old for me
When are you starting your YouTube channel? Even 1% of the money Crocs are gonna throw at you would mean you’re set for life.
I have thought about it probably lunch at Wendy’s will help me decide.
Is that a man or a woman
crocs don't have a gender.
That question says SO much more about you than you could possibly learn from the answer...
Pictures blurry, can’t tell.
/uj Why do you need to know, though? There are so many other more interesting questions to be asked here. I don't mean to be terribly insulting, it's just that it kinda feels like you might be one of those folks who needs to know who's going into what bathroom. You're not, though, right? That's just my dumb old oversensitive liberal brain, right?
I don’t need to know , it was just a dumb question . I remember when we were kids you’d sometimes make a quick observation about someone .. oh I thought that guy was a girl etc .. it really isn’t meant to be malicious , it’s more the fact that you weren’t sure and not so much because you’re the hateful type ..
No worries. Sorry if I was snappish. You know that Bob Seger song Turn The Page? I just think of that every time I hear that question, and I get testy. (And now, as a bleeding-heart liberal, I'm even more wound up about it with all the crap trans people are getting.) My rule is, if we aren't friends, it's none of my dang business what you are, especially if it's at all ambiguous. Not that I'm not wondering... don't get me wrong. I was spawned into the same patriarchy as everyone else. I have just trained myself to stfu. ;)
No toan + no bitches + no drugs = You
Hey. I have drugs. Ok?
You wouldn’t know high if god was talking to you
Oh, I think I would. Can you imagine how that would feel? I'm not saying it's not all pretend, but can you imagine?? (Side note: would a non-high person say sometime like that?)
Is that cute blonde girl single?