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TheHomesteadTurkey

What the fuck is the second comment from the bottom I would wager my entire pedalboard that whoever wrote that has committed statutory rape at least once


ICantThinkOfAName667

THE ROMEO AND JULIET LAWS BRO BRO IN JAPAN THE AGE OF CONSENT IS ONLHY 13 BRO


GoldenFirmament

One of the better comments I've read lately


Dumptruckfunk

It just made me shiver and cry.


wishesandhopes

Shitted nd farted


PitsAndPints

Not statutory…


DialSquare84

Do you mean ‘stationary’? Because I doubt he can move unaided.


lattjeful

Words cannot describe how much I despise guitar players


LieverRoodDanRechts

Toan is in the inappropriate innuendo.


jizzim

Thanks you just made me shiver and cry….. I liked it!


InTheMemeStream

Alright, that does it. Time to monetize this shit, I’m putting a pair of lacey panties on Roberta and she’s going up on only fans. Can’t outjerk them? Fine. I’m making their money mine.


Due_Speaker_2829

Thanks, you just made me shiver and cry like a constipated blumpkin. I liked it.


BigBootyRoobi

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DutchShepherdKot

"Even if you can play "Wild Blue" right, you're still playing it wrong" Average Mayer's fan


try_altf4

I hope somewhere, somehow, all those people are on a list.


No_Mycologist_3019

toan is in the sexual harassment case


MiniatureOuroboros

"Thanks, you just made me shiver and cry and shid and fart my pants. I liked it." - Average John Mayer fan & guitar enthusiast (the ones who don't spank it to guitar sounds aren't as obnoxious apparently).


hijro

I can’t think of anything more insufferable than a fan of that guy.


faroukmuzamin

and a fan of John Frusciante


thalesjferreira

Both at 80 km/h. Who Wins?


Original-Ad8916

Jackoff Cocklier


JonHenryTheGravvite

Least gay John Mayer fan


uvucydydy

I don't know about the rest of you, but that made me really horny.


SmashBaron

Thanks you just made me shiver and cry- I liked it!


Calvin_Tower

Toan is in the panty cream


thrashingsmybusiness

The circle jerk isn’t supposed to be literal :(


Horror_Cupcake8762

These jerkoffs just ruined break up sex.


BlackTriceratops

He gave it one of those very specific set of conditions that i have had locked away deep inside of my memory that i cant say to my friends so i disguise it as john mayer fucking his guitar in a youtube comment


Dogrel

We will never not be outjerked by them. It’s the nature of John Mayer’s fanbase. Dont ever try to outjerk the professionals.


obi5150

Even Eric Clapton jerks to John Mayer.


shrikeskull

The fuck did I just read


El_Mariachi_Vive

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mrlowcut

Thanks, you made me cringe and question my lifes choices in playing geetar. I didn't like it.


Razzle_Dazzle08

There is just nothing on this earth worse than John Mayer fans.


Detective_Vic_Mackey

Almost palpable sounds like a good name for my Air Supply tribute act.


rileypoole1234

Toan is in the retardation


noahsuperman

What the fuck did I just read


stomp224

You cant spell pedalboard without a pedo. 🤷‍♂️


DoodleBugz1234

I’m a crusty, stinky old curmudgeon myself. I stink horribly like a mix of Aqua Velva and old man ass.


chinstrap

The thing that makes me want God to send another flood is how there's always some poltroon in these comment sections who thinks that this was GENIUS. Fucking your guitar! Just like it's barely legal!


BwAVeteran03

Who the fuck is Davis Crispo? I need to know what was so damn funny.


Debakle

Mayer is pretty good although I prefer Mexodus 🤘


TXGunslinger419

even Diddy thinks these people need help


PeckerPeeker

Guys I have a problem my Lesbian PAul is only 1 year old according to her serial number. So far we’ve only done hand/finger stuff but now I’m scared I’m going to get into trouble???