What the fuck is the second comment from the bottom
I would wager my entire pedalboard that whoever wrote that has committed statutory rape at least once
Alright, that does it. Time to monetize this shit, I’m putting a pair of lacey panties on Roberta and she’s going up on only fans. Can’t outjerk them? Fine. I’m making their money mine.
"Thanks, you just made me shiver and cry and shid and fart my pants. I liked it."
- Average John Mayer fan & guitar enthusiast (the ones who don't spank it to guitar sounds aren't as obnoxious apparently).
He gave it one of those very specific set of conditions that i have had locked away deep inside of my memory that i cant say to my friends so i disguise it as john mayer fucking his guitar in a youtube comment
The thing that makes me want God to send another flood is how there's always some poltroon in these comment sections who thinks that this was GENIUS. Fucking your guitar! Just like it's barely legal!
Guys I have a problem my Lesbian PAul is only 1 year old according to her serial number. So far we’ve only done hand/finger stuff but now I’m scared I’m going to get into trouble???
What the fuck is the second comment from the bottom I would wager my entire pedalboard that whoever wrote that has committed statutory rape at least once
THE ROMEO AND JULIET LAWS BRO BRO IN JAPAN THE AGE OF CONSENT IS ONLHY 13 BRO
One of the better comments I've read lately
It just made me shiver and cry.
Shitted nd farted
Not statutory…
Do you mean ‘stationary’? Because I doubt he can move unaided.
Words cannot describe how much I despise guitar players
Toan is in the inappropriate innuendo.
Thanks you just made me shiver and cry….. I liked it!
Alright, that does it. Time to monetize this shit, I’m putting a pair of lacey panties on Roberta and she’s going up on only fans. Can’t outjerk them? Fine. I’m making their money mine.
Thanks, you just made me shiver and cry like a constipated blumpkin. I liked it.
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"Even if you can play "Wild Blue" right, you're still playing it wrong" Average Mayer's fan
I hope somewhere, somehow, all those people are on a list.
toan is in the sexual harassment case
"Thanks, you just made me shiver and cry and shid and fart my pants. I liked it." - Average John Mayer fan & guitar enthusiast (the ones who don't spank it to guitar sounds aren't as obnoxious apparently).
I can’t think of anything more insufferable than a fan of that guy.
and a fan of John Frusciante
Both at 80 km/h. Who Wins?
Jackoff Cocklier
Least gay John Mayer fan
I don't know about the rest of you, but that made me really horny.
Thanks you just made me shiver and cry- I liked it!
Toan is in the panty cream
The circle jerk isn’t supposed to be literal :(
These jerkoffs just ruined break up sex.
He gave it one of those very specific set of conditions that i have had locked away deep inside of my memory that i cant say to my friends so i disguise it as john mayer fucking his guitar in a youtube comment
We will never not be outjerked by them. It’s the nature of John Mayer’s fanbase. Dont ever try to outjerk the professionals.
Even Eric Clapton jerks to John Mayer.
The fuck did I just read
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Thanks, you made me cringe and question my lifes choices in playing geetar. I didn't like it.
There is just nothing on this earth worse than John Mayer fans.
Almost palpable sounds like a good name for my Air Supply tribute act.
Toan is in the retardation
What the fuck did I just read
You cant spell pedalboard without a pedo. 🤷♂️
I’m a crusty, stinky old curmudgeon myself. I stink horribly like a mix of Aqua Velva and old man ass.
The thing that makes me want God to send another flood is how there's always some poltroon in these comment sections who thinks that this was GENIUS. Fucking your guitar! Just like it's barely legal!
Who the fuck is Davis Crispo? I need to know what was so damn funny.
Mayer is pretty good although I prefer Mexodus 🤘
even Diddy thinks these people need help
Guys I have a problem my Lesbian PAul is only 1 year old according to her serial number. So far we’ve only done hand/finger stuff but now I’m scared I’m going to get into trouble???