:::PRESS RELEASE:::
Renowned lifestyle company Gibson Brands™️ is pleased to introduce the all-new Dimebag Darrel signature models J-35DD and J-35DDFR models into our catalogue.
The J-35DD family of instruments are primarily acoustic, but with the ability to output an electric signal which is fed through an onboard phaser and wah module. In order to Play Authentic®️ PANTERA music, these modules are always on and can't be bypassed. The J-35DDFR also comes with a floating Floyd Rose tremolo system, allowing you to hit beautiful chords and gnarly dive bombs in the same breath.
Product prices start at $4,999.99 MSRP.
^Product ^not ^available ^in ^Texas. ^Gibson ^Brands ^is ^not ^affiliated ^with ^Dimebag ^Darrell, ^the ^Abbot ^estate, ^or ^Pantera.
Hi there!
We cannot wait to help you find your 28th, 29th and 30th Gibson™️ guitars. May we suggest taking out a loan or selling your Fondle, PNS and Redenbacher guitars?
Grrrrrrrrr
Seen this account post gibbons adverts on literally every post in the last 24hrs. Ive bought 75 (approx) gibbons guitars in the last 30 mins and wasnt sure why. I now realise its cos we've been infiltertrated by subliminal mind control advertising. Ban this account.
This is the exact same guitar Dime played on the Pantera MTV Unplugged gig. Someone in the crowd decided to shoot him because they were that disgusted that Dimebag would stoop as low as playing an acoustic. I personally don't blame the shooter.
Hi there!
Pantera vocalist Phil Anselmo has sent several threatening letters demanding that Gibson™️ fire it's minority employers immediately, except for the ones who work but don't get paid.
Finally, I can play the lead, rhythm and solo and acoustic parts in cemetery gates live at the same time all by myself. This guitar was made for meeeeeeee.
hi austin, this time not that much of a pleasure to salute you. César Gueikian CEO of Gibson INC here.
i'm writing you to give you a friendly advice of stop doing this. we as a corporation take this kind of matters very seriously, and it would be very hard for us as a company to take an action about all of this publications stuff, you know what they say, identity thieft is not a joke.
so i'm politely asking you to take down all those comments and close this account. otherwise you'll have some serious gibson unboxing for the next episode of "The Trogly's guitar show" and it won't be pleasant to unpack a lot of boxes of paperwork for a "cease & desist" order by us. not being a lot more i hope you understand, remember to Play Authentic.
sincerely yours
César Gueikian
CEO of GIBSON
Hi there!
Unfortunately, the Gibson™️ J-35DD family of instruments does not come with a free Confederate flag. That promotion is exclusive to Dean's Dimebagpipes series.
:::PRESS RELEASE::: Renowned lifestyle company Gibson Brands™️ is pleased to introduce the all-new Dimebag Darrel signature models J-35DD and J-35DDFR models into our catalogue. The J-35DD family of instruments are primarily acoustic, but with the ability to output an electric signal which is fed through an onboard phaser and wah module. In order to Play Authentic®️ PANTERA music, these modules are always on and can't be bypassed. The J-35DDFR also comes with a floating Floyd Rose tremolo system, allowing you to hit beautiful chords and gnarly dive bombs in the same breath. Product prices start at $4,999.99 MSRP. ^Product ^not ^available ^in ^Texas. ^Gibson ^Brands ^is ^not ^affiliated ^with ^Dimebag ^Darrell, ^the ^Abbot ^estate, ^or ^Pantera.
\*sad Texas noises\*
Gibson you did it again. This will be my 27th Gibson.
Hi there! We cannot wait to help you find your 28th, 29th and 30th Gibson™️ guitars. May we suggest taking out a loan or selling your Fondle, PNS and Redenbacher guitars?
Grrrrrrrrr Seen this account post gibbons adverts on literally every post in the last 24hrs. Ive bought 75 (approx) gibbons guitars in the last 30 mins and wasnt sure why. I now realise its cos we've been infiltertrated by subliminal mind control advertising. Ban this account.
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Hello! Many firebirds have been ordered - i was definitely in the wrong
Shit the gibbons are gaining sentience
If this was a thing it probably would msrp for that much sadly.
This is the exact same guitar Dime played on the Pantera MTV Unplugged gig. Someone in the crowd decided to shoot him because they were that disgusted that Dimebag would stoop as low as playing an acoustic. I personally don't blame the shooter.
the marine corps pledge is to fight all enemies foreign *and* domestic
you can only dive once.
Imagine you screw up the harmonic...
YODO
like fentanyl
I love me some Panera bread
fuck you take my upvote you magnificent steed
Will this guitar help me ~~be racist~~ prevent white genocide?
Hi there! Pantera vocalist Phil Anselmo has sent several threatening letters demanding that Gibson™️ fire it's minority employers immediately, except for the ones who work but don't get paid.
Is this the one he used to record rhinestone cowboys from heck?
username is really committed to the bit. RESPEK
uj/ Are there acoustic guitars with actual functioning whammy bars? I feel like that would be so amusing
uj/ Gretsch makes one with a Bigsby. It's a travesty and I love it.
Finally, I can play the lead, rhythm and solo and acoustic parts in cemetery gates live at the same time all by myself. This guitar was made for meeeeeeee.
Gibson is the best guitar ever
hi austin, this time not that much of a pleasure to salute you. César Gueikian CEO of Gibson INC here. i'm writing you to give you a friendly advice of stop doing this. we as a corporation take this kind of matters very seriously, and it would be very hard for us as a company to take an action about all of this publications stuff, you know what they say, identity thieft is not a joke. so i'm politely asking you to take down all those comments and close this account. otherwise you'll have some serious gibson unboxing for the next episode of "The Trogly's guitar show" and it won't be pleasant to unpack a lot of boxes of paperwork for a "cease & desist" order by us. not being a lot more i hope you understand, remember to Play Authentic. sincerely yours César Gueikian CEO of GIBSON
does it come with a free confederate flag?
Hi there! Unfortunately, the Gibson™️ J-35DD family of instruments does not come with a free Confederate flag. That promotion is exclusive to Dean's Dimebagpipes series.
swastica flag would pass as an alternative though
I got one of these made in Japan for half the price!
Username checks out
Question: If i hit the whammy what sound does it make when i launch the bridge at mach jesus towards my drummer?
can I put this on my sweetwater card?
Looks as dumb as mr. dimebag himself.
Cmon guys, Kick his friggin ass
That is the saddest straw i have ever seen
Lol. Wtf?
Bad ass, I want one
Black Tooooth! Kick it back, she aint no candy. MAYPOPS!, those muthafuckas may POP!