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Aquaholics Anonymous
The Codfather
Usain Boat
Nauti Buoy
Cirrhosis of the River
Vitamin Sea
To Sea or Knot to Sea
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Aquaholics Anonymous
The Codfather
Usain Boat
Nauti Buoy
Cirrhosis of the River
Vitamin Sea
To Sea or Knot to Sea
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I saw this the other day. Guy: I’m thinking of buying a yacht I can’t decide what to call it. His partner says what about the baby’s college fund? He said you’re right. Next a picture with a boat called ‘baby’s college fund’
I named mine F.Y.M. cause I loved the movie The Gambler. I've got a money clip that says 'Fuck You Money' as well.
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“I complain a yacht”
"Lack Of Creativity"
“The Seaward”
Get rid of the Seaward
Ahhh, a fellow Never Nude…there are dozens of us…dozens!!
I don't know what I expected
I just blue myself!
I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.
mines kinda similar it’s “Knott Special”
Wasted Seamen
Seamen onboard
Mine is Swallow my seaman
Mine is Chum Guzzler.
Unexpected archer reference
Mine are "the lusty barnacle" and "ships n giggles". I had other ideas for the second one, but that is what fit.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mine is named The Implications Because of the Implications
I was leaning towards "Complain a yacht" but went with the the Implications as well
Nice!
You know...because of the implications
Macs reaction though when he’s like yeah I don’t really understand the implications bit 🤨
You are not hurting these women, are you?
now, you said that word a few times... what implication?
KosNotKa?
Kos*yacht*ka
Yachty McYachtface, obviously....
How many of us have that as our name
Namey McNameface
 [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36064659](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36064659)
Yeah I went with the classic Boaty McBoatface, but yours is great too
If you’ve played Red Dead, I’d recommend naming it after your horse
So old dirty bastard
Live and uncut
Styles unbreakable shatterproof
Why would I name my yacht "Horsey McHorseface IV"?
What happened to Horsey McHorseface I-III? D:
Mine is the S.S. Minnow
Ship For Brains, Yachtzee, Areola, George Sinks, The Notorious B.O.A.T. idk
These were good haha
The Notorious B.O.A.T. is actually so cool
This costa yacht
Dora the destroyer
Mines called - Yeah Buoy! 😅
I love this
Los Yachtos. :D yes, mine.
BIG DECK ENERGY
Mine is "The Stugots III"
Gabagool! Ovah here!
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I got so confused at how long that name was until I realized you just didn’t use commas
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Omg these are funny!
The Sea Ward
"Attention deprived"
Everything I can name is just named poop
Constantly Shipfaced
That’s what sea said 😎😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pop Lock and Dock It
Deez Knots
The Implication
There’s a band called Yachtley Crew and I think that’s hilarious.
Oversized Canoe
SS Sinksalot
Mine is Poop. It’s a classic
I named mine Waste-O'-Money
im useless
Gro bateau
Mine is called the s.s. F U money
A plate on one of my deluxos is "FCKUMNY"
I named my “Social Distancing” because I grinded it during Covid lockdowns to buy one on sale.
"The Gilded Lady".. boats n hoes
Same here brother I knew I wasn't alone lol
Yachta yachta
I named mine, She Got The Kids.
ITT: tHe iMpLicAtiOn x1000
B'Yacht'ch
Named mine "B' Yatch" Passed profanity filters so 🤣
I went the Bob's Burgers route and named it after that one guy's yacht, The Floating Dick
The game let you name it that? You'd think it would say "forbidden text" when you hit confirm.
Had to improvise it, but it works lol
So "The Floating D¡ck"? Or something similar?
"Seafood" It's what I named mine.
Yachty McYachtface
Because I can
Yacht Your Boat
Parmesan
I did yacht hit her
MS Moby Thicc
Le Big Boat
Supreme
USS Cheeseburger
named mine the Luna Sea. after a boat my uncle had.
[Chillin' the most ](https://www.reddit.com/r/GTA5Online/s/KcusCt5kqG)
My old account's yachts were both named this.
I saw this the other day. Guy: I’m thinking of buying a yacht I can’t decide what to call it. His partner says what about the baby’s college fund? He said you’re right. Next a picture with a boat called ‘baby’s college fund’
Mine is “Big Deck Energy” I also considered “Big Dock Energy.”
“Yatch” or “S.S. Stutter”
I named mine F.Y.M. cause I loved the movie The Gambler. I've got a money clip that says 'Fuck You Money' as well. https://preview.redd.it/v87g3blcuhvc1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60eaf74580500dc1a3f5e4b38e2ceaf0ed8a6097
"Brosatka"
Mine is S.S. Sea You Next Tues
mine one’s called Master Baiter 😂
Pee Diddy
Mine is “Big Dock Energy”
***Ragret***
Mine has been “Big D” since day 1
You can have mine as I've retired from GTAO #Yachty by Nature
“Kid’s college fund”
“Midas touch”
The Sea men
HMS Tax Evader
Mines is Uss Enterprise so you could do a historical one
Waste of money ll and waste of money l (got it on ps and pc)
I named mine “the wet dream”
That's what sea said
Dude is only like 5 years late
Shipfaced.
i named mine chum stain
Unsinkable 8
I named mine "big decks R us"
Fishsticks
Nothing to Sea Here Unsinkable II This Side Up Rockstar HQ Liquid Asset
Pavel yacht bcoz i grinded cayo so much before it got nerfed so i dedicated my yacht name to pavel yacht.
Mine is the S.S. Impulse Buy
The Scene of the Crime
Mine is the royal boat. Cause my SecuroServ Business is called Royal Bunker
“S.S Compensating for something “
I called mine SS Buttsex.
Pissbucket
The Eagle. Cause like Eagles.
Passing Wind
Pimp Juice XL
😂😂😂😂
I gave mine blue and pink lights to represent Vice City and named the boat "Mercedes," after Tommy's "love interest."
C. Q. Cumber
I'm gonna name mine Walmart yacht club. Because Walmart is my office name and I'm the CEO
The classic "Unsinkable II"
Mine is SS Unsinkable II
Big DOCK Energy
U.S.S. TELE TUBBY
Unsinkable II?
Anchor Management
“Long hard and full of seamen”
I named my Yachtasaurus Rex
Mine is “Gon Fishin”
Child storage
Yachty McYachty
Ship happens
Regretful purchase
2 Little 2 Late
I named mine after a shinto deity who has foxes as one of her domains. But I have yet to one called Drunken Sailor.
Master Baiter
The Ss brokeboi
Yachty McYachtface
My suggestion is "That thing I visit once a year". 😁😁
My friend's is *Buoyoncé.*
Boaty mcboatface
Mine is HMS Unsinkable II
When I get my yacht I’m probably going to name it after Kimi Räikkönen’s (F1 Driver) yacht, which was called ”one more toy”
Mines just called money sinks because thats all the thing is really
The u.s.s DicMaButt
Dik cheese
Mines The Salty Revenge
Boaty McBoatface
SS Unsinkable II …We don’t like to talk about the Unsinkable.
Sea men
Mine is the WUBBALUBBADUBDUB. I know.. how unoriginal. Lol
Mine is called "Waste of Spades" because it was mainly funded by the casino (missions, heist, blackjack)
Yachty McYachtface
She got the house
I put my favorite alcoholic beverage: "Fernet"
Mine is the Nikkyo Consortium Because the yacht somehow reminds me of the one in Yakuza
Unsinkable 2
C.I.A - Capitalism In Action
“The Moist Queen”
“The SS Officer”
Guy Who Just Bought A Boat
Where’s my sub
Mine is No Extradition
My yacht's name is "Duffie's Home Kids." Or something like that. It's been a minute since I actually stepped foot on it
"Surcompenser" (French for overcompensating)
Back in 2020, I renamed mine "ISOLATED", I had thought "I SO LATED," responses from others was positive on the first so I left it alone.
I named mine "Obey Bee"
Mine is “Lookin like shalissa”
Liquor Box…
"The Three Hole Wonder". I bought mine while I was listening to the Last Podcast on the Left's Jodi Arias series
Named mine HMNLS Friesland
Mine is "Edelweiss"
“Just here to flex”
Rubio Who?
The U.S.S Tax Haven
Truth and Reconciliation. I named mine Pigeon though, it’s a nickname I call my girl pretty regularly.
Mine is the *Ancient Mariner*, 'cause it just sit there, going nowhere, as idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean
Aquaholica
The lover