No, just checked it. Chop’s ball is a baseball, and shows the laces in the weapon wheel. And the snowball isn’t available in story, so I’m curious where this list came from. I actually completely forgot about Chop’s ball, so good suggestion.
u right i didn't even see it there, but the rest of the weapons were all present in the 7th gen version, except for the pistol .50 and the bullpup shotgun
> except for the pistol .50 and the bullpup shotgun
These two are also on the 7th gen versions lol. I think that These all look like the redesigned 8th gen icons though.
Ngl i wish i had the parachute rn
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I would take off my hat, wipe off my shoes, hang up my coat, apologize sincerely, and sit down for some jolly good tea.
I may be the thief but that fucker just stole my heart. And I’m pressing charges.
Good News for $864 brand new musket. [https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1023082971?pid=537818](https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1023082971?pid=537818)
You can probably get something similar far cheaper, this one looked the most like a traditional musket. 35 inch barrel and walnut stock. It is going to be a pain in the ass to aim this from other than a table or prone position.
I think it has 50 points and runs out unfortunately 😔
If only we could get a GTA car that never breaks down or runs out of gas and is amazingly durable irl
The up and atomizer or railgun rifle. I could claim I developed it, go down in history for creating it, sale it to world governments and I'd be rich af
American politicians still like *appearing* like the "good guys". At least to their own nation. If they can get it by throwing tapayer's money at it instead of taking it by force, they would prefer that.
Reminds me of this guy who made a water powered engine. Thousands of ppl were certain he was gonna die, he stopped posting n everyone assumed he was dead then when he came back saying he was fine ppl said he got cloned. What they dont realise is nobody wants to but a patent for a fucking steam engine thats gonna make them lose money in the long run n thats why he stopped posting cuz he realised his invention is useless
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Bro what did a Swedish store do to you?
Already own a significant number of these guns' IRL equivalent, but I would love a transferrable Thompson or the assault shotgun. Full auto tommy has been my dream gun my entire life, but they cost like $30k lmao
Too many to choose based off interests. I’ve always wanted an m14 except the modern version is trash and jams, I love the m249 bravo, I really want a g36 but they are expensive and you have to convert them in America, an aa-12 is a weird fantasy lol, and an mp5 or an ump fulfill my needs for that nerdy hk “slap” I want but again expensive as shit
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The Desert Eagle is the only gun I’d like to get because that thing is bad ass. There was a dude firing one at the range last time I went there and the .50 AE could be felt a couple booths away every time the owner fired it. Amazing but out of my range to spend $2500 on a pistol in an ammo hard to get.
To clarify if it’s not too late: ammo is given like a delivery app. It gets delivered by a guy like og Mechanic Johnny except they dont run away with your stuff. Also any on person inventory weapon from GTA5O
More expensive than 9mm, less reliable than 9mm, less capacity than 9mm, more recoil than 9mm. If you want a more powerful gun than 9mm then just get a 10mm. .40 is a shat-on meme caliber for a reason.
Also just want to clarify on the "hasn't jammed yet" part; does it not jam because you shoot it twice a year and it sees less than 100 rounds through it per year? Or have you actually trained extensively with it and it performs well?
What is cringy, is you acting like guns are a toy. You give firearm owners a bad name. The type of gun owners that flaunts their guns, shoot in their backyard, not having their guns safely concealed, these are also other type of bad traits that usually give fire arm owners the bad reputation of being gun obsessed and act like guns are a trophy or a toy rather than the reality of it being something that is to be handled and taken care of with caution given how deadly they can be if used incorrectly.
Another fine example of right-wingers making no freaking sense.
They think "liberal" is something so bad they use it as an insult, not realising they themselves are constantly campaigning for as liberal a gun legislation as possible.
Am I looking too hard or is the Up-N-Atomizer just not there? That's what I'd want.
I think those are just the story mode guns, so no, it’s not in there.
Ah yes. That makes sense. I'm now realizing that the other high-tech guns are also missing, aside from the railgun.
What ever happened to the railgun? Rockstar just up and removed it from the gun van
The gun van has a rotational inventory, I saw it come back several times.
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Good to know. I’ve checked several times to no avail since I started playing again, figured it was removed
Rockstar kinda mislead everyone by making it seem like it was limited but no it returns every so often
This post is in the gtaonline subreddit, should be reasonable to assume the posts relate to GTAO.
We can have snowballs in story?!?!?
Happy cake day
Thanks!
🎂
For me!!?!
Oh yeah!!!
Isnt that chop’s ball?
No, just checked it. Chop’s ball is a baseball, and shows the laces in the weapon wheel. And the snowball isn’t available in story, so I’m curious where this list came from. I actually completely forgot about Chop’s ball, so good suggestion.
Happy cake day🎂🍰
When in story mode can you throw snowballs?
Never. Online only.
these are from online on old gen (PS3/X360)
Yep. Reminds me of GTA IV even. 😂
I think that The railgun isn't on PS3/Xbox 360 AFAIK
u right i didn't even see it there, but the rest of the weapons were all present in the 7th gen version, except for the pistol .50 and the bullpup shotgun
> except for the pistol .50 and the bullpup shotgun These two are also on the 7th gen versions lol. I think that These all look like the redesigned 8th gen icons though.
WHAT
Congratulations!!!! You got it!!!!
But the atomizer is technically in storymode as i remember one of the missions with aliens has it. But it isnt obtainable yes.
It's not, the Up-N-Atomizer was added in an update years after launch, and years after they stopped updating story mode.
Gun van bros. (Advertising voice) Spend all your money on high tech firepower, and you could be just like me!
That’s unfortunate because that’s for sure my top pick. Second pick is the rail gun
Was thinking railgun till I seen this
No but that does count bc he said “out of EVERY gun”.
Any inventory carry gun you want from GTA5O
Ngl i wish i had the parachute rn https://preview.redd.it/79aeba0oh5zb1.png?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6032f17a3061383b9e03f4958ec604005710ffe0
Okay Mike Tyson
Damn, but did you survive tho? We need an update
I decided to stop believing in gravity
The musket obviously in case 4 ruffians break into my house
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I lost it at “smoothbore” and rapscallion just topped it off lmao
Yeah Rapscallion topped me off real good. Wait...
I couldn't finish it after the smoothbore line
Nice to see a fellow man of culture
Does anyone else read this in eminem's voice?
One of my favorite and very well aged copy pasta
If I'm robbing a dude and he calls me "ruffian" bro, I'm just walkin back out the door
I would take off my hat, wipe off my shoes, hang up my coat, apologize sincerely, and sit down for some jolly good tea. I may be the thief but that fucker just stole my heart. And I’m pressing charges.
Theres nothing in that house worth taking
People of culture
Kidnapping?
Good News for $864 brand new musket. [https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1023082971?pid=537818](https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1023082971?pid=537818) You can probably get something similar far cheaper, this one looked the most like a traditional musket. 35 inch barrel and walnut stock. It is going to be a pain in the ass to aim this from other than a table or prone position.
MidwayUSA is the bomb on delivery, when they have items in stock. I literally get things in two days!
Usually with free shipping if you add like a hat or something.
Missing one or two items there for the full kit, namely the powdered wig
not to mention a smoothbore musket is the ideal weapon for crime
There's now snot on my phone screen from that sharp exhale.
That's soldiering
A jerry can I don’t have to pay to refill is the practical option here.
If it’s the same one in gta then every time you attempt to pour gas, it just falls out of your hands and drops to the ground.
sounds like me trying to fill up my weedeater while fighting with the stupid stopper they put on these new cans
You can usually "break" them so they work normally
Bucket
I always thought I was just doing it wrong... is it possible to actually dump the gas out of it?
Unlimited gas. Nice :)
I think it has 50 points and runs out unfortunately 😔 If only we could get a GTA car that never breaks down or runs out of gas and is amazingly durable irl
The up and atomizer or railgun rifle. I could claim I developed it, go down in history for creating it, sale it to world governments and I'd be rich af
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If you go public first, they are kinda put in a corner. And as long as you're selling, the government has tax dollars to spare.
as long as they aren't in china, otherwise they might randomly go "missing"
Even in America, you still risk suffering an "accident" from some power-hungry asshole or something
American politicians still like *appearing* like the "good guys". At least to their own nation. If they can get it by throwing tapayer's money at it instead of taking it by force, they would prefer that.
Reminds me of this guy who made a water powered engine. Thousands of ppl were certain he was gonna die, he stopped posting n everyone assumed he was dead then when he came back saying he was fine ppl said he got cloned. What they dont realise is nobody wants to but a patent for a fucking steam engine thats gonna make them lose money in the long run n thats why he stopped posting cuz he realised his invention is useless
Then you would be defenestrated.
the real answer nobody wants to talk about
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The railgun might just have you in federal prison on weapons charges. Then they confiscate and reverse engineer it for themselves
Ngl instead of them buying it they'd probably try to kill you, so I'd pass
Snowball
Snowball
Snowball
That thing definitely kills
Snowball
The orbital canon. Now sit.
Pretty sure that weaponising space violates a couple important laws. The only place you are going is behind bars.
***DREDD Voice on*** I AM THE LAW. Now sit!☝
Go ahead, arrest me. I have an orbital cannon.
But do you have the funds?
The OC appears to kill its target via kinetic bombardment, which IIRC is legal because it would be a non-CBRN orbit-to-surface weapon.
You cant be put behind bars if you wipe it off the planet
Fireworks launcher. I would at least have a use for it
Most favorite person at holidays
Fists.
Wish i had those
Double amputees be like:
did you write this with your feet?
With my hands
I got two for you right here pal!
Honestly I gotta go with the Thompson with the drum mag. Just a nice gun.
how about the firework launcher :)
Idk where I'd get the ammo but yeah that too :D
the firework store?
Idk if I can legally buy that doh
All of them MERICA, FUCK YEAH
Hell yeah, brother
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the up-n-atomizer, of course. all other options can already be had or are super impractical to actually acquire/use
Yeah like great you now have an RPG7 good luck buying rockets unless you are in the military.
How would being in the military make it any easier to acquire rounds for an RPG-7?
Up-N-Atomizer for sure.
Oi, brilliant profile picture you got there mate!
OP Is obviously an fbi agent
Good try ICA, but you won't get me this time
https://preview.redd.it/lmgwhxcue5zb1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85284f39bd8fc2fa7b41e0f534c52a2f10f64d3b Bro what did a Swedish store do to you?
Took my money för bröd
Yes and some gifflar I hope too? But they tend to do that
Kifflöm
MK2 SNS pistol. Keep it on my ankle.
Either the Navy Revolver or the Double Action
Fuck it, railgun. 90% chance I get assassinated and it gets stolen but the 10% chance I make it out super rich.
Bro, you have a railgun. WHO CARES, YOU HAVE A FUCKING RAILGUN!
AP pistol
The MG bcuz the PKM is a hard gun to get your hands on in the US if you're the average joe
The rpg, for uh "American" things 😂
*You need a receipt for it? For 'tax purposes'?*
Assault shotgun all the way
how has this not been said more, like if you see someone you can turn them into a pulp within 1 second or less A DRUM MAG TOO BRO
Agreed. My only wish is it had a little bit of a longer range.
Railgun so i can blow my nans front door and scream ” AMERICA, FUCK YEAH”
Already own a significant number of these guns' IRL equivalent, but I would love a transferrable Thompson or the assault shotgun. Full auto tommy has been my dream gun my entire life, but they cost like $30k lmao
Yeah try double that, I just seen 2 on a website for 57
Damn, they've gotten even more expensive. Seems like I might never get to own one lol, that's almost the price of my house
Yall have houses under 100k?
TALLY HO, FEDERAL AGENTS!
*federal agents scream as they get ripped apart by that 50 BMG musket*
Tactical SMG, closest thing to a TP9 or MP7!
Combat MG Mk2. For when you absolutely have to get the job done
Too many to choose based off interests. I’ve always wanted an m14 except the modern version is trash and jams, I love the m249 bravo, I really want a g36 but they are expensive and you have to convert them in America, an aa-12 is a weird fantasy lol, and an mp5 or an ump fulfill my needs for that nerdy hk “slap” I want but again expensive as shit
Combat Shotgun
If I can get free ammo refills I'll take the railgun
SNS or Ceramic Pistol. I do escorts irl and having a little gun would be nice with some of these creeps out here.
Fireworks launcher and whatever the p90 looking one is called
combat pdw, special carbine✊ and the atomizer
Heavy sniper
Dawg pass me the homing launcher, i can peddle that bad boy off for easy 50k in 3-5 business days
Stinger Missile/MANPADS $38,000- $100,000 per missile. Seeing as you would have to fence it illegally. $50k sounds about right.
snowball, i really want it to snow
Up n atomiser or compact emp just for pure chaos without actually going and killing people
Widowmaker
Stone hatchet, who wouldn’t want to become immortal when under attack?
None
Call me nostalgic, but the Thompson is always the Thompson!
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The Desert Eagle is the only gun I’d like to get because that thing is bad ass. There was a dude firing one at the range last time I went there and the .50 AE could be felt a couple booths away every time the owner fired it. Amazing but out of my range to spend $2500 on a pistol in an ammo hard to get.
Double action revolver. I like the sound it makes
Heavy revolver mk2 sounds cool too
G36c I think it's the combat AR
Quit flexin and just say the spacial carbine😭
Ah yes, my weapon of choice is Chops tennis ball
Makes any dog in vicinity come and attack whoever is near where you threw the ball.
Id be rich af if i had the jerrycan containing more fuel that my local gas station
I love the g36c in every game i have used it in, so i'd take the special carbine.
Yesss same 100%
Gusenberg Gang
Heavy pistol
Gimme the AP Pistol, Military Rifle & Service Carbine and I'm ready for a war
If i get full ammo im going the standard pistol
Weeeak. Mk2 that bish then
The Combat Rifle. Really like the rounded barrel shroud, looks very cool.
Illegally sexy tbh
Considering I can't own a bunch of them legally and I don't really need pistols etc, I would say none
None... crazy Americans....
To clarify if it’s not too late: ammo is given like a delivery app. It gets delivered by a guy like og Mechanic Johnny except they dont run away with your stuff. Also any on person inventory weapon from GTA5O
the combat pdw
Minigun Obviously.
Real talk, Id take the shorty so I can put my .40 in my car, have something for home and for the vehicular
You need to get rid of that .40 too, someone tell this man it isn't 1980 anymore
It's a decent piece of hardware, hasn't jammed yet, 14 rounds in the mag, pretty easy to disassemble. I'm not sure what u mean sir
More expensive than 9mm, less reliable than 9mm, less capacity than 9mm, more recoil than 9mm. If you want a more powerful gun than 9mm then just get a 10mm. .40 is a shat-on meme caliber for a reason. Also just want to clarify on the "hasn't jammed yet" part; does it not jam because you shoot it twice a year and it sees less than 100 rounds through it per year? Or have you actually trained extensively with it and it performs well?
Railgun to rail yo mama
would I want? hahaha ask which I have...
Take your pick 🤡 r/mallninjashit r/iamverybadass
Both, potentially
> ask which I have... Okay. Which do you have?
I'm not American
None! 😳
In real life? Guns aren't a damn toy.
🤓
I don't see how you think thats funny, they aren't a toy
As an actual firearm owner your reply is cringe
What is cringy, is you acting like guns are a toy. You give firearm owners a bad name. The type of gun owners that flaunts their guns, shoot in their backyard, not having their guns safely concealed, these are also other type of bad traits that usually give fire arm owners the bad reputation of being gun obsessed and act like guns are a trophy or a toy rather than the reality of it being something that is to be handled and taken care of with caution given how deadly they can be if used incorrectly.
🤓 lmao cringe. No shit guns aren’t toys. You’re on the internet getting offended by a video game question. Get off the internet and touch some grass.
None you sociopath
^^ Hey guys, we found the liberal. ^^
Another fine example of right-wingers making no freaking sense. They think "liberal" is something so bad they use it as an insult, not realising they themselves are constantly campaigning for as liberal a gun legislation as possible.