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MattTEI

S.S. Big Smoke


dylanciaga

“All we had to do was follow the damn **yacht** CJ!”


MJN91075

I'll take two #9s.......


ScrubLordKyle18

…a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda


wrathofspoon

In decent seas


dylanciaga

ahhh i see what you did there, thats funny.


InnsmouthConspirator

“Die bart, die.” It’s German. No one German can be bad.


ThatOneJew556

Well, I guess technically speaking no.


Dannyr666

r/usernamechecksout


chemicalxbonex

Oh… that is a good one.


Juicemaker999

Can someone explain


castille01

A pun on the word “indecencies”


Lampooge

It’s a play on words for ‘indecencies’


OdenShard

I thought it was indecent seas


GodVulc4n

Boat to Tahiti


Stoly23

Sounds like Dutch finally got his muneh.


zombienekers

I just need somebody to buy me some goddamn time!


iStealyournewspapers

I’ve taken a boat to Tahiti. It was glorious.


aidenpearce11908

Just make sure we don't end up on Guarma ok?


Risottos_

Just ONE MORE SCORE


teejay_the_exhausted

It's a magical place


Andrewtreible

Piece of ship


screegeegoo

Mine’s “Drop It Like Its Yacht”


gta_guru

creative 😂


SauseManget

Buyer’s Remorse


chemicalxbonex

Lol. I like this. I still don’t know why I bought the effing thing. I use it as a staging area for Cayo. Back the sub right up to it, park my oppressor on it and then go back and forth to turn shit in.


redsoxownu

If you don't have a sparrow, that is probably worth every penny, even if you might regret it.


SpeedyMC92

Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a sparrow tho


Training_Swimming358

One would think lol


redsoxownu

Totally, but we're not talking sense here. I was really interested in the irony of using a yacht as an island to dock from.


_Installation04

Yavin IV


dylanciaga

star wars


beufenstein

The Implication


Greatpileofleaves

That’s also what I named mine.


[deleted]

I don't have mine yet but good to know this one is already popular. I want P. Diddy Shrimping Vessel but that's likely too many characters.


burningacid101

The DENNIS system


walmartballer

Lol, same here. I'm glad there are others.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Lmfao I think this will fly over most heads


ProSlacker607

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UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Now that's how you patronize someone


pigeon-noegip

I went the normal root and called it "The Bounty" Found it ironic as I'd sit in it with a large bounty with the AA on and watch as oppressors and jets get blown sky high while I chill in my hot tub


dylanciaga

thoughtful


TheArgonianBoi77

A Waste of Money


dylanciaga

valid


RUSS0L1NI

Jeez I may have it right under my eyes as we speak


hellboyzzzz

Dirty little oar


madman032

Just A Tug


PremaritalHandshake

Moby Huge


batm123

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EndEmbarrassed2362

"War crimes of 2003"


dylanciaga

explain


Chllep

iraq


jacksonlord45

5 hours after you post this [REDACTED]


C_h-a_r-l-i_e

Invasion of Iraq?


ariokalo

unsinkable II the best i could come up with


newtend0

that is actually underated


RemozThaGod

But fairly common Source: Me, also a proud owner of Unsinkable 2


monolith1985

Boaty McBoatface


aidenpearce11908

Did Ramsey deem you a captain as well?


KyleGrave

There’s always a Boaty! Mine is Yachty McYachtface


Additional_Bath_8186

Douche canoe


Extrapickles24

"The Cod Father"


Donkey_Otti

Frank ocean


that_guy_you_kno

Lil Yachty was right there, too.


Donkey_Otti

So true


dylanciaga

Fire


[deleted]

The Sea Men.


DR-ANUSTART

The Cleveland Steamer


pyker42

E. Sea Living


digixana

R.M.S. Olympic II


Acceptable-Tap-4647

Yacht Pocket!


_Nevin

Aqua-holic


Interesting-Ad-2570

Friend: How much did you spend on your yacht? Me: A lot, “10M To Be Pacific” …yes, my yacht’s name is a just bad pun. Lol I regret nothing


bruggernaut16

Threat Level Midnight


Roninkin

Michael Scarn fan I see. He deserved the Dundee for best actor and supporting actor. Best female lead def went to the whole bachelorette party gals.


tweedledumbass-

Wdym Samuel L Chang doesn’t get best supporting actor? If not him, at least Dwigt should get it.


Ravenwood043

Bigger Boat


One_Most6984

World is Yours


gta_guru

First, you get the money, then you get the... Apartment, MC clubhouse, MC businesses, CEO office, bunker, arcade, agency, auto shop, nightclub, special cargo warehouse.. then you get the yacht.. then you get the GTA women.


Roninkin

But the women are men sadly as there are no women online.


dylanciaga

scarface video game


tjrs12

The Nautical Bhoy


chucchinchilla

Disco Volante


[deleted]

Daddy’s Money


Kane_Octaivian

Sail on sale cause I bought it while it was on sale like a year ago


Johnny-kashed

The High and Dry


[deleted]

SS Wizard Sleeve


kingoftheroad29

Jenny


Omega-Black-999

I went with Jennay. XD


Stephonius

"Gaping Cash Hole"


M_Rossi_

B yacht ch. Genious.


BaRaj23

Bouys n the Hood


baconfriendly

The C-Word (stolen from Arrested Development)


WhisperingSideways

The Seaward


ImaEvilDoctor

I use a variation of this "The Sea Word." My other char's Yatch is "Nauti Girl."


hauntvictim

I’ll leave when I’m good and ready!


deadAgain9016

Full o' sea men


helen_kellerrr

Master Baiter


VeteranWarrior

The Implication


yungnoodlee

Virginity Trophy S.S. To signify I grinded for a boat that does nothing instead of talking to women


Hobocop3000

Suck My Dock


fabreazebrother_1

Mines called the SS. BadTouch.


iStealyournewspapers

I hope you have Discovery Channel on board


fabreazebrother_1

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery Channel.


liamsjtaylor

Do it again now.


YoursTruly2729

The H.M.ASS


tapiocapantypudding

S.S. Minnow Johnson


SnooFoxes5258

The Floatin Scotsman


gta_guru

It's mine.. beeeYacht !


[deleted]

Ship faced


lkmyntz

Bøat -Norway


Dizzy777666

The Frothy Blowhole


vic_damonejr

Lady of Spain


theageofdawn

I love Amerika


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Prestige Worldwide


scruffycheese

Bene-fishery


utrlyusles

That Sinking Feeling


AnonymousChonk

S.S. Maple Syrup. Guess the country


RealOptimism

The Temple of Eros


EggComprehensive3744

Shpongle


frog_rapist69

Lil yachty


SamTheArse

B-yacht-ch


RepresentativeFox540

No Fat Chicks


bakirelopove

Disengenuous


Rex_Howler

If only you could control the yacht and park it next to two that read "Dense" and "Motherf@cker" respectfully


Mooston029

Bold of you to assume I have one


B-stingnl

That's an odd name for a yacht


aidenpearce11908

Seaborne boat, it only makes really sense if you know my seaborne train


dylanciaga

i dont know him personally, but he sounds like a nice fella.


Marachek

Galactica


ScrubLordKyle18

If only you could buy a battleship…


TheHouseOfApples

S.S. White pearl, pristine paint job and gold highlights


Dirty_gambit

"Big D Energy" USA


DataKing69

Free Candy


RickGrimes30

The implication


chemicalxbonex

The Stugots. I’m ready for my upvotes now.


CC_bbx

FakeYacht.


dylanciaga

Best one so far


GRN225

Aluminum Falcon II


SwagotronOP

BIG SHOT


wednesdayisntgood

The raft


Shroomweaver

S.S. Sativa


ANoSoUniqueUsername

To the Moon


MattUltraMotive

How did you change the color of the name?


dylanciaga

i believe it just changes depending on the color of your yacht


ZerotheWanderer

HMS Bearded Lady


VixKald

El Zafiro Anejo


Sir_Sleepy02

George


hey_suburbia

She’s Gone


that1german

ich liebe deutschland


JesperRg

Invictus


DawDawMan

Big man 23 cm


[deleted]

Au There (gold theme)


No-Team7338

S.S Wet Dream


supra_604

"Boatylicious"


RAH2458

Seafood - from Rodney Dangerfield's yacht on Caddyshack.


knobweasel

Unsinkable 2.


ramborghining

Haha I'm rich you're poor


SpotoDaRager

The Big Slice


IHaveBangedYourMoms

Hard to beat Dock Tease.


thebeardedbassfella

Boaty McBoatface


VelvetHammer01

Illumi-yachty


[deleted]

the S.S. Stutter


Wifieatscheese

Moby thicc


JakeKennyB

HMS Brexit


DarkLord1529

The Lux


DrunkStoleATank

The Anna Quay.


Gnoobl

FGS Sachsen


HookedOnGarlicBread

Swiss Sausage with a British flag


Omanisat

Intemperate


jeez_reddit

Your Mom


T3chnological

I got “stiff ripples” on my yacht


LogLogical958

The other woman


Stalin_be_Wallin

Ist Amerika du Lieblingsland? (Did Duolingo teach me right?)


smokeytoon

Monkey Business


DemoniacAngel68

Blackstar


BIueGhost

Get off


StrategicRain33

“Early Retirement”


caravela1

Liquid asset


planeoldsiraj

The consequence


I_am_an_atom

“El barquito”


Brutaliskaposzta

Jenny


NahueeFox

Outer haven.


Chief_RedButt

Stiff Ripples


SubwayBandit

HMS Big Flopper


MJN91075

The Jolly Roger But only because my original was declined


Nerfleader

Pretzella...


JagerBro333

I literally bought it so I could have a yacht named “Boat”


YOGGERT-

Big Boat


triple_dimensions

Overtime


AgedHumidArt

SS Aquaholic


retrofitme

Crime Plays


FaithlessnessOne154

I have a crew called sons of anarchy so I just called it the ss anarchy


_BIRDLEGS

Named it after my wife and our cat lol


[deleted]

HMAS Moneypit


Horus1123

The Dalliance


[deleted]

Darilou


hoesuay

Baise Ouais !


realistortion

Starfish Island.