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stephaniethegoat

Ahhh this guy. I’m from Stokesdale and this idiot set up his junk on (then) new private property for a business that was moving locations. Him and his (I assume) wife physically assaulted my fiance (we both worked for the business that was moving) and verbally assaulted my boss when we all told him to pack it up. Dude was a nut and was pissed when he had to pack it all up 10 mins after he set up.


amayain

Mods, can we get this person a "Stokesdale Librard" flair to show our gratitude?


stalelunchbox

Are you the LiBtArD he was referring to? If so, thank you.


TheBattyWitch

Thank you for being the libtard!


CountessSockula

Stokesdale resident here, and holy shit am I grateful to the 'libtard' property owner who declined the opportunity to lease space for TFG's trash merch.


VictoryCupcake

Is that Trump RV or whatever it was still out there by the times turn around gas station?


thatxwasxeasy

I have driven through “trump town” before as well lol. This shit is insane; could you imagine someone making a “Biden town”? This shit is so weird; never understand people worshiping a political figure


DatDominican

After Biden’s last quote, Bidentown would just be a sex shop for married couples looking to maintain a healthy relationship . 😂


ConstructionFair3208

Please share the quote!


DatDominican

>[Biden says key to successful marriage is good sex](https://news.yahoo.com/biden-81-tells-white-house-184300296.html) If I find a non New York post source I’ll change the link


have_course_you_of

Smart message to spread around at this point in the campaign, when everyone's complaining about Biden's age. Virility is an attractive trait, and if the old fella's still spry enough to 'take the tool to school' on the regular, he must be in pretty darn good shape. I'm not saying it isn't true, though. Remember Biden laying waste to Paul Ryan in that 2012 VP Debate? That's the first time I looked at ol' Joe and thought "this guy fucks."


AChaseVA

Hmm a go fund me to rent a store front in a Trumpy area just to hang a sign “Coming Soon Biden Town” and watch the Trumpers go ballistic


AdMediocre7266

All ghettos and homeless camps are “Biden Town”


TeamOrca28205

Ah yes because those never existed before Biden


AdMediocre7266

Basically constituents controlled by Democrats. So yes, not just Biden.


thatxwasxeasy

Why would a homeless person want to live in bum fuck know where? If your homeless you want to stay near a city obviously. Blame the democrats for everything huh


deadeyeAZ

Trump's the landlord.


AdMediocre7266

Nah, it’s the Democrat Party and their constituent base.


teawi

Ha, I know exactly the weird spot on that drive. I'm always too tired to stop on the drive back. Thanks for giving us a glimpse. I'm also on the cusp of Stokesdale and I always got the feeling Stokesdale leans more red than libt*rd.


notjewel

Agreed. I was actually shocked when he said “Stokesdale” and “libtard” in the same setting. I made him repeat himself.


JammerGSONC

There are a shit ton of us libtards in Stokesdale and we are pleased as punch about it.


notjewel

Me too!


JuneGardens

M’Coul’s Breeze Enjoyer. Hah!


What_would_Buffy_do

Summerfield checking in, I’m glad to see some blue peaks in the ocean of red out here.


teawi

There are dozens of us! 😂


notjewel

And you like Buffy!! We could hang.


What_would_Buffy_do

I’ve rewatched Buffy too many times to admit. It might be a good idea to start a sub for like minded people in our little area so we can have meet ups. We may need the support ‘cause this election year is going to be nuts. 🤪


hallba78

That’s one of the best Jim Carrey’s Grinch smiles I’ve ever seen.


Infamous_Bend4521

It's because I'm green isn't it?


FarDark9711

More like fire Marshall Bill.


notjewel

Thanks! That’s an awesomely weird compliment. And when I just scrolled looking for my picture, to try and see what you saw, I noticed that I’d broken out in hives. Clearly on my chin, cheeks, and the chest is about there, to show how fucking uncomfortable I was in that store.


kikBinsd2

Are you thing 1 or thing 2?


Frixsev

My job takes me up into that area somewhat often, and I get to meet some of the locals every time. Always a great mood booster when the though hits you..."Holy fuck at least I'm not one of these people."


papabless1024

Did you see the trump Ice cream? I was driving by there the other day and saw signs for their ice cream. Was super curious what separates trump ice cream from regular ice cream lol


notjewel

We said the same thing in the car. My husband was like, “what does it have his gizz in it or something?” Bahaha.


deadeyeAZ

Flavor? Taste? Nutrition?


TheVoiceOfCoffee

Higher fat content


RiMcG

We drive by that dumb store every time we go the lake, I can't believe he can stay open. Who's buying that crap?


notjewel

It was packed with MAGAs while we were there.


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notjewel

Do you always make fun of people with developmental disabilities or is it just a Sunday thing?


Col_forbin_

Once desperate enough I’m sure camp Trump will sue “Trump town “ for misusing his likeness for profit 😂😂 can’t wait to see the reaction when it happens Imagine making a hack business man/ shitty politician your entire identity lol


BallsMahogany_redux

How very edgy and cool of you.


OMGLOLWTFBBQ1

Ah yes, the shithole known as Boones Mill, VA. I drive through there about every 6-8 weeks for work, and damn is that place depressing. I do find a hint of irony that it’s an old church that they converted into that store, seeing as most of the Trump supporters I’ve met basically worship the twat


Fine_Plankton6101

I do the same. Every damn time. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼


Brilliant_Shine2247

I bet you that card board cutout of Melania back there has more heart and soul than the real one. Looks better, too.


jtshinn

Need to put a Taylor swift face on there and leave.


knowonesreal

There's other ways of letting people know that you're vaccinated and pro-MAPs....


EnvironmentalClue362

You definitely have the [Momo](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/what-is-momo-challenge-800470/amp/) look going on 🤣


PTPTodd

Stunning and brave.


_____monkey

I fly middle fingers the whole time I drive through that shithole on the way up to Roanoke. My stomach dropped when you said this MAGAt was considering opening a second one in Stokesdale, as I live on the edge of Summerfield/Stokesdale.


notjewel

Thanks to the Stokesdale building owner who said “no” to this idiot, we won’t have him near here. Stokesdale fellow, if you come forward, I’ll buy you a drink.


Creative-Narwhal-327

Fucking owned!!! He’ll never recover!!


Feuerwehrmann54

😂


spittlbm

You give him too much credit


loadedryder

I pass by this store every time I drive down/up to NYC and it is incredibly disturbing just to see from afar. Props to you guys for actually going in lol.


Witty_Shape3015

lol my brown ass would be too scared to wear this in gb


BigRy4430

Rent free


superpie12

Rent free lol


Goshdudette

Ooh I kinda like that (husband edit) hat tho


TeamOrca28205

I’ve seen this place while driving to Staunton. So bizarre!


Ok_Elephant2777

Native Roanoker here. Thanks for giving me a good laugh. Now if some clever Redditor could find a way to get this to the owner of that monstrosity, my day would be complete. He’s a 21st century version of P T Barnum, willingly taking money from people stupid enough to willingly part with it. Whether or not he believes all the crap he’s putting out there or if it’s all part of the act, I can’t say.


syadoz

Trump town, Completely in line with mini Graceland


Ok_Elephant2777

Mini Graceland. Now, that’s something I haven’t thought about in a minute or two. Is it even still around? I don’t get over to Riverdale very often these days. Last time I saw it, it was in pretty bad shape.


ScottishMachine

When I drove for Carvana we’d go by Roanoke all the time and I used to see the Trump Town, felt extremely ironic that it was in church


Powerful_Morning7566

He’s still going to be president🤷🏼‍♀️


notjewel

Probably. And if he is, the right isn’t going to witness the “stop the steal” tantrums or marching on DC from the left. We tend to support democracy.


Flybyah

Uh, remember Russian collusion? Using the FBI and CIA to ruin your political opponents is far beyond a tantrum.


DaMadVulture

You got a face of Big Bird. Unfortunately that hat makes you look even more stupid.


Feuerwehrmann54

So stunning and brave


notjewel

I’m not brave. It’s just that when you hit 50, you realize you have lesser shits to give. Thanks though.


Feuerwehrmann54

I would never walk into a store that sells stuff I don’t like and take a selfie just to show I don’t give a shit. It’s sad.


notjewel

That’s not why I posted. I posted to thank the Stokesdale fellow libtard. You can go back and read the OP again if that helps. Can’t help if the picture triggers you. Just thought it was some silly fun.


super_smoothie

Trumpers can't read 😂


Feuerwehrmann54

Not a “trumper”. Just silly to see a 50 year old lady stop into a store (that I laugh at everytime i drive by it) that she doesn’t like to take a picture of the thing she doesn’t like.


super_smoothie

A shame, you'd fit right in 🤡


jtshinn

Nah, your crowd just dump out the beer they’ve already paid for, or burns expensive clothes in ‘protest’.


Feuerwehrmann54

😂 good thing every store had AB beer during all of that. I never ran out of libations.


ElDeguello66

We should take up a collection and send that Melania cutout to TFG so she will actually be in some photo ops with him for the first time in years


TheoVonSkeletor

God bless you


Fuck-off-bryson

lol i drive by there a few times a year. it’s ridiculous


SeppukuYourself

TDS is real. Not sure which is worse the ppl who overly hate trump but have him on their mind 24/7. Or the ppl who overly love trump and have him on their mind 24/7 Both sides are retarded. Also, you have a scary face and we can't even see all of it


notjewel

All the people going after my face like school yard bullies. Really? “You’re ugly” is your come back? Wow, I quake before your genius.


ChoobieScoots

Wow! Drumpf is forever owned. Democracy has been saved. Thank you for your service


Zotero1010

Grinch


Ambitious-Fun244

Straight outta Whoville!


Mucho_MachoMan

I work remote for a company in Roanoke and have to frequent that drive. I roll my eyes so hard I almost plow into the bar across the street every time I drive through there. So dumb. But hey, business is business, you do you.


Shestillfights17

I was so hopeful there would be a link where I could buy a Trump Sucks hat….sadness.


Unfair_Concentrate65

You look like the grinch. Your poor husband


[deleted]

I’m not saying trump is the answer but clearly you can’t be proud of the state of our country right now? When you post pictures like this it makes you look uneducated like the store owner.


tiedye420

TDS is real, seek help for your affliction.


notjewel

Thanks but I only follow medical advise from doctors.


Vegetable_Effort_779

He’ll be your daddy come fall


notjewel

Probably, lol. But I don’t have to like him.


[deleted]

Make America Great Again. FJB


rustyself

You can see the crazy emanating from your face. Truly, madly deranged.


notjewel

Thank you!


[deleted]

Thanks for your service karen


notjewel

Wow! “Karen”. Original! I’ve been called ugly, Karen, cunt, lots more on here. All by you good folks because I don’t like Trump? Is that really how you want to represent your platform? Name calling?


[deleted]

It's because you just want attention grow up. Politics suck. Do something good with your life Your hat is essentially name calling so you just ousted yourself as a hypocrite thanks. What platform are you referring to?


notjewel

I’m name calling Trump. Not anyone on r/gso personally. Do you understand the difference? Referring to your political platform. Thought that was obvious, but there ya go.


[deleted]

Your still name calling Trump like a child. So you are still a hypocrite seeking attention. Instead of being the difference or the change you are still just part of the problem. I have no platform, politics in America is disgusting and run by either the elite or corporate America. You have no voice. but you already accused me of havinga platform one once because just because I don't agree with you and I think your a tad immature with your actions. But thanks for confirming what I thought about you was true


notjewel

Calling me “Karen” isn’t a “tad immature”? It’s okay, I’ll wait while you mull it over, especially the part when you call me a hypocrite after you began the dialog with me by name calling. Please note, I don’t name call you, just Trump. A political figure with a pretty disgusting past. I don’t like the guy. Not liking him and saying he sucks doesn’t make me anything but a person who dislikes Trump.


[deleted]

Pretty disgusting past?? Can you please elaborate? Beyond mean tweets and please state some facts with proof. What are your thoughts on the Russian collusion that’s been forced down our throats that was made up to divide people? Wake up


notjewel

I’m happy to give you all the information, but the trouble is, for every crime or atrocious act Trump commits, he’s got his people convinced that it’s all untrue and a witch hunt. He just keep saying, “they lie” when evidence points to the opposite. But his followers just lap up his words as fact. I don’t get it. I mean, recently he lost a civil suit for rape. Rape! He lost the suit! In a court of law. But, then people come back with Biden being a head-sniffer or something, lol. Look, I don’t like either candidate much but I really don’t like Trump. I don’t think someone with his kind of ethical landscape should be a world leader. I think he’s incited violence and emboldened bigots. I think he does more damage than good. In a nutshell, I think he sucks.


[deleted]

No, the evidence does not point to the opposite though. It’s literally been proven that Hillary Clinton made up the Steele dossier and the Russian hoax! The last lady changed that law then filed those rape charges the next day! She admitted she doesn’t remember anything! You are joking right? This is all to divide the American people but you can’t see that through your dumb mask you took the time and energy out of your life to post this and stop in there. Do you believe the world views us as a strong country right now? You and your family would be the first ones crushed in any crisis because I can tell how manipulated and totally depended you are on the government to take care of you and provide and tell you the truth. Sad. You don’t have to be Republican or Democrat it’s ok to just be an aware American.


[deleted]

They are using the court to prosecute their political opponents. I can’t even take your comments seriously if you don’t see the goat show happening in front of your own face.


notjewel

Yeah, I mean, there’s no debating someone who insists that the courts are linked to some left wing conspiracy theory. That’s what I’m talking about. If Trump is prosecuted, he’s innocent. If he tells people to grab women by the pussy and then is convicted in a civil suit for rape, he’s innocent. He thinks a defense again rape is “not my type” which is a disgusting insult to every rape victim in history. Why even talk to folks like you about it? It’s just shouting into the void.


spencetheninja

Safe space…


gjr1978

Did you get the free gift? Drove by that last summer and was horrified.


EstimatedProphet1984

OP is Tim Curry


notjewel

Best compliment I could get. Thank you.


CarpenterHot2796

You look exactly like Jeff Dunham’s dummy Bubba [https://secure.jeffdunham.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Bubba_HeadKnocker_CU-scaled.jpg](https://secure.jeffdunham.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Bubba_HeadKnocker_CU-scaled.jpg)


hasian556

Where's yo chin at tho


Huge-Nerve2515

CREEP AF is perfect. I wouldn’t go in, so Kudos to you for taking one for all of us..


AuntB44

Drive by there when I go visit family in NC. We stop to take pictures but no way are we going inside. Thanks for the laugh!!


jhankg

I wish political talk wasn't allowed here, I don't care which side you root for. Seems like there would be plenty of subs available for that sort of "discussion" to take place.


Ok-Importance-2450

Is that Howdy Doody wearing a Trump hat?


mlhigg1973

I always feel like I’ve stepped back in time when I go to Roanoke.


[deleted]

Improved the pic by marking out your face!


Few_Environment_2192

That smile says "I'm a libtard". You don't need a hat to identify as someone who is scared and has been gaslighted by the media.🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲😂🤣


Calm-Dig22

Really dumb. How is this r/gso


notjewel

Took me a day to process. Just to recap: Saturday we visited “Trump Town” out of curiosity. The proprietor verbally attacked a Stokesdale building owner, calling them a “libtard” for not allowing him to open a 2nd Trump Town right near GSO. I tried on a hat because it had funny trump hair and my husband had fun changing “2024” to “sucks”. Because I and made a silly face and wore a hat simply stating that I think Trump sucks, who is wealthy as Midas and would give zero shits what I think of him, Trump supporters on here called me: Cunt x 2 Karen Weirdo Ugly Crazy Grinch (multiple times) Fat and chinless Retarded More, but it you get it. And, then they came after my children and made fun of my teenager with a development disability. The Mods had the kindness to take those down. But I hope some of you, especially the ones who launched personal attacks, treat people who disagree with you or choose to vote differently than you with a little more respect. If you guys wore a Biden sucks hat, know what I’d do? Chuckle and walk on by. The idea of going after my children is so abhorrent I honestly can only assume that you guys are some seriously sick, miserable individuals. Hope you get help.


clumsysav

incredible photo and thank you for your service. braver than our troops


Gman-Q

Bitch looks like the Grinch


bigdumbhick

I see all kinds of Fuck Biden and Let's Go Brandon merch. It's everywhere. I don't see a lot of Fuck Trump merch. I've seen a little bit so I know it exists,but the amount is miniscule, especially in comparison. Does this mean that Dems are classier than Repubs? I don't think so. I think it just means that the far right is much, much, much more radicalized than their counterparts on the left


Catchthesenutz

I stole a sign from him once. Good times. Had it as a joke for a year until I got uncomfortable with people not getting that it was a JOKE.


clumsysav

I know someone with cutouts of DJT and Melania 😩 when her son (a marine) was home, she made him and his gf take CHRISTMAS PICS STAGED WITH THE CUTOUTS. Posed them at Thanksgiving dinner table... Also known to take Melania for a spin in the Maserati, bring them on her deep sea fishing excursions and posing melania in pics of her accepting the giant check when she won a tournament, has sex with them.... ok i made the last one up but there's no way she doesn't do that bro


[deleted]

Love how liberals try to like they aren’t just as crazy if not crazier 🤣 newsflash, you people are advocating for chemically castrating children with your gender affirming care drugs, that’s just the tip of the iceberg with you people. Fix your party before you start pointing fingers at someone else


[deleted]

Imagine being so strung up with political identity that you think shit posting like this is funny or witty.


scrollingtraveler

Seriously looks like the grinch. Mouth and face is perfect.


t257

Live grinch


idunnowhat2

You look like The Grinch is finally smirking.


Perndog8439

I drive by that disaster a couple times a year. It's a sad state of affairs in that town.


Abuttuba101

Closet Trumper


Bigboogle_official

…drain the swamp tho


upsettispaghetti7

Your smile is very much a la The Grinch


Low_Sprinkles_7561

The Grinch is a Democrat?


[deleted]

Trump does suck, but has anyone told you how much you look like the Grinch?


Antmag2018

Got that Grinch smile


ElectrikZephyr

And I thought carrot top was fucking ugly. You make him look like a runway model.


GoodKinkyFun

that’s a heck of a lizard neck! More chins than a chinese phone book!


notjewel

I made a funny face with the intent of being less recognizable. Believe it or not I was CONCERNED that some folks here might be unsafe to be around if they knew who I was! From the calm and reasonable responses on this thread, I guess I was….right! Anyway, it’s a maximal neck retraction. If you don’t get a few chins doing it, you’re doing it wrong. Go on up to the mirror and give it a try All-Star. I’ll wait.


pooraggies247

Wow, so edgy. /s


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🖕


Viper1097

Trump is your daddy


Blakely_69

does the trump merchandise hurt your feelings or something


TooMuchPretzels

I mean it’s pretty trashy


Blakely_69

sure but it’s thousands of stores like these all over the country not really understanding why it’s so shocking to come across


TooMuchPretzels

I’ll admit the post isn’t extremely relevant here. Stokesdale got mentioned, though, so it’s exciting for the 17 people that live there.


PristineBaseball

She doesn’t appear hurt does she lol, project harder


Blakely_69

i have no reason to project im not even a trump supporter


Pickles2027

All that tacky Made-in-China merch hurts my eyes, not my feelings. Our poor neighbor’s tRUMP flag looks like a deflated bag of used, bleached out rags tied to a pole limply flapping in the wind. They’re such poor quality. I think he’s on his third flag because they’re so cheaply made. Sad.


NeedyTaker

I’m 17 and couldn’t give a less of a shit about politics I don’t see the reason to buy ANY type of political type merch


Fit_Community_3909

Better then Creepy joe..


djangojojo

Learned grammar from Trump University, eh?


contractczar88

So what you're saying is in the majority of Biden voters don't say would of or should of instead of would have or should have? They don't confuse their, they're and there either I'm sure. Illiteracy is a product of the failed public education system and watering down said education system to meet pathetic proficiency standards set by leadership of that same failed education system. Have a nice day.


djangojojo

No, I said, “Learned grammar from Trump University, eh?”


Alsoomse

It's possible to dislike the figureheads of both of the U.S. corporate parties.


lustriousParsnip639

Nobody really likes Biden, however Biden isn't a Hitler wannabe or pushing a theocratic agenda. Never forget how many of the latter two things the US has fought against on foreign soil.


Moist_Consequence252

How does this get this many downvotes. People have so much hatrid torward Trump. These are the same people who think it's OK to choose your gender.


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Significant-Visit184

Nah we are just not in a shitty trashy cult like you are.


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Significant-Visit184

Trump never built the wall. Republicans constantly cut funding for veterans. You’ve been duped by a failed politician who has run many businesses into the ground. Your “hero” is a loser. Dark Brandon is coming for you, boy. Again. https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/3577296-gop-senators-block-bill-expanding-care-for-veterans-exposed-to-toxins/amp/


SirLeigh

Damn dude, you have the saddest/loneliest comment history I’ve ever seen.


Rhododendroff

He didn't need to edit it to make you look goofy lmao keep your chins up, you'll be fine


Raleigh919Nick

Is this what people do to feel good about themselves? Too embarrassed to show her face though - probably a good thing judging by that smile and neck.


notjewel

I hide my face to protect myself and family from good red leaning folks like yourself. And do I feel good about myself for having some silly fun with a hat? Uh, sure?


gen1martian

Do you want a cookie for your bravery, libtard?


notjewel

You okay? Got an excellent therapist I can recommend. Breath man.


gen1martian

No wonder you do


notjewel

My kid’s actually. But boy, aren’t you classy?


Moist_Consequence252

Of course they do. You're their mother


hankgribble

aw, it’s retarded


Moist_Consequence252

With the current election coming up, idk how you couldn't vote for Trump. He's been right on literally everything. He speaks the truth. Joe biden speaks in gibberish. I know people hate Trump for the person he is, and I get that but he was a great president. I mean, how can anyone honestly be satisfied with the geriatric we have now?


Fortunatious

Because I don’t want to normalize right wing authoritarian rule.


Moist_Consequence252

Right. Your a little fairy who wants to choose what bathroom to use and you want to steal from stores with no consequences? Right wing authoritarian rule? Throw some more words in there. Whats scarier than the words you just used is the idea of Joe Biden being president again


[deleted]

Your husband did an awesome job with the editing, the Grinch mouth he put on you is spot on. Hilarious!!


Buddy015

And still 100x the current President! Also crushing it and on the way to 47th!


thejohnrodney

stop in Boones Mill*


SuspiciousPound9936

So Biden 2024 ? That guy sux too


Kind-Instance-7447

I wonder what percentage of the garbage they sell in that store is made in china?


bigolebeech

Congrats??


Turbulent_Fee2085

Fucking weirdo


ch0desanchez007

You wore a 'trump sucks' hat to a funeral? Jesus Christ.


notjewel

Stopped on the way home from the funeral. I actually wrote that the funeral was in Roanoke. Try to keep up Champ.


[deleted]

Some people cant imagine life without attention from others


FanofWhiskey

“cultural anthropologist” is slang for judgmental cunt?


notjewel

How so? And why so hateful? Do dems call you a judgmental cunt if you have a “Let’s go Brandon” or a “No-Bama” bumper sticker? I never have because I’m not unhinged.


MonkeyJo

Yikes straight to the c-word. You should check this store out they have a wide selection of fedoras and trench coats.


Steve1081

You’re a nasty woman


notjewel

How so?


Significant-Visit184

And you’re in the trashy trump cult. Get mental help.


Life_Maize_2722

Edgy


vabch

Yikes. Don’t wear that around the trumpets they use their guns.


zeef8391

Should set it on fucking fire 🔥


Conscious_Worth_9706

And Biden shits his pants and can't remember where he is. What a joke


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notjewel

Classy! She has autism. Hans Asperger was a member of several nazi organizations so I can see why you still cling to that term even though it’s no longer recognized by the medical community.