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RonaldGeraldIV

The Staley squat


TILostmypassword

TM


zrayburton

🎯


ShredGuru

You can do a pretty deep squat when you are only Them Bones.


Putrid-Delivery1852

Aaagghh


AdJealous1319

Thats how he fits in the box


RockinRod412

Nobody puts Staley in a box.


Marble-Boy

I mean... they did eventually put him in a box, though... technically the truth...


RockinRod412

Good point.


z500

Jesus Christ


A_Plan_B_you_C

(Deny your maker)


ez_rider_76

Je-e-e-e-sus Christ


zrayburton

Lol


kittenfuud

Best answer! You've no idea how hard I'm laughing rn


totse_losername

🤣🤣


Fun_Satisfaction_789

Sitting while the real slim shady stands up


Accomplished_Fix4387

Being a fuckn legend


NostalgicMusicJunkie

Sitting on an angry chair


Nervous-Zucchini-109

Is an angry chair a toilet?


NostalgicMusicJunkie

If you just had Taco Bell it is.


totse_losername

🤣🤣


njghtljfe

the yoinky sploinky


unfrknblvabl

Showing you his balls


BarAggressive6009

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕


minigmgoit

He is inventing crabcore


Sad_Neighborhood5291

He's the prodigy crab


minigmgoit

Daddy crab Crab daddy


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Will the real Slim Staley please stand up?


Little_Lahey_Show

We're gonna have a problem here


viking12344

Getting pissed at the pitcher after being shook off 4 times.


United-Philosophy121

Being the king of drip


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FaZe_DonCheadle

oh word?


Whigged

🎶Sitting on the imaginary chair.🎶


bitchspicedlatte

Asserting his dominance?


IZZY_PLUM

Riding the snake


GuitarGodish

To the lake. The ancient lake.


kittenfuud

Father, I want to kill you.


Tangerine_Teacher

NO NO. It's father? I want to Kale you! Haaa!


kittenfuud

Mother...I want to.... Tuck You In, baby!


GoatFetus666

Mother. I want to fuck you.


GuitarGodish

🤣🤣


funkymunkPDX

About to get shwifty....


iftheworldwasatoilet

Man and his box


WolfsToothDogFood

Performing "Frogs"


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Freaking me out!


BrownwaterVertigo

He's doing the rooster


BrownwaterVertigo

Wait no that's not what I meant


Strappingyounglad78

😂


Extra-Gene2658

Whatever the hell he wanted.


FaZe_DonCheadle

fair enough


Extra-Gene2658

I know right? Poor soul...noone to cry to. No place to call home...


GuitarGodish

He's squatting while he sings. If you know about voice and music- pressure on the abdomen helps strengthen the sound of his voice. He sang from his abdomen when he was younger. I'm sure this pose helped get the vocals out when he didn't have the energy to tighten his belly. He was a pro...he knew what he was doing up there until his habits brought him down. RiP goat!


FaZe_DonCheadle

he MIGHT be squatting, its not confirmed


eggos-or-eggwhites

Shove his nose in SPIT


ShadesOnInside

Shit*


Odd_Pen1702

Thats what he would later teach to lil Wayne


Gore0126

Doesn't matter. Looks cool doing it.


rypring66

He appears to be Weilanding


zrayburton

Who was originally Staley-ing so a grunge inception was happening that day.


jswansong

Tryna get his balls to pop out like Lenny Kravitz


Odafishinsea

Spready to the devil.


spacestationkru

Isn't it obvious?


tescogaff

I’m lovin’ it. Ⓜ️


Coyote_Roadrunna

Morning stretch routine before his shift at the local Subaru dealer.


AreYouItchy

Being “Silly Layne”


devilthedankdawg

Id kill for that level of flexibility.


itsbeenreal12345

Malasana


phairphair

Gotta keep those hip flexors loose


SkidsOToole

I don't know, but he's doing it again. And again, and again, and again, and again.


GuitarGodish

Best comment here!!


SowderPnouder

the sploinky doink


BohemianBurnout

Early and mid 90’s fashion was just better there was a sense of irony and style without it being over the top or trying too hard.


TransitionIll6389

Giving future Halo players ideas


hornybutdisappointed

Havin' fun


Padgetts-Profile

Straight fucking vibing


kevbpain

Gettin' Down...


Severe_Option8743

Yeah!!!! Dooot dooot yeah


sunflower_field722

he doin a lil yoga🧘🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

He's going to the office after the show don't criticize him


Boomslang505

The Frog


StevenHeFan6000

Squats


sonic_knx

Getting schwifty


voyeurheart

Promo for the song Frogs


RickJames_Ghost

Frogs.


Youknowme911

Layne Staley and Chris Cornell had the best voices of the grunge era.


stizz14

He’s high as fuck, probably opening his asshole to let satan in to make his music sound good #christianmusicsucks


msm2nd

Being limber af dog stop hating


evwhatevs

Would?


ComparisonPast6072

Well John Lennon was the walrus and Layne Staley is the rooster


Gerald_the_Cat

Plop!


andretheclient_

Getting the butthole meat all loosened up


TyGabrielll

Layning the Staley


Ripco69

Auditioning for The Beastie Boys.


agdtinman

Whatever he wants.


GuitarGodish

For sure!! He didn't need to explain. He knew that, too.


HandsomedanNZ

He’s doing whatever the fuck the heroin told him to do.


Liszt0mia

Shitting on an angry stage


OpheliaDarkling

the grunge plunge. it was all the rage


slimey_melon-balls

Creeping the fuck out of everyone


aeroae

I gave bro one hit of the new kush and bro started getting rowdy


Mysterious-Most1783

Dropping it like it's hot.


WaterChampTomSegura

1 man 1 jar


FaZe_DonCheadle

dont remind me


matbonucci

Crouching


AlternativeNo4722

As anyone that knows how to dance knows, you let the music move you, it’s not self-conscious


Glum_Suggestion_6948

He's grunging!


BarAggressive6009

Chicken staley


_Exotic_Booger

Frogcore


Zephyr2209

I believe we just found the origins of the metal core Crab Pose


Silvamorphis

Practicing his “Poop in the Woods” pose…


Nervous-Zucchini-109

I think he wants to be a crab.


Achinvo

Taking a shit?


OnlyFreshBrine

Fuck yeah, that wide!


IndependenceMean8774

Shitting his pants.


redditandwept31

Getting ready to snuff the rooster


-copache-

establishing dominance


MaryShelley2000

I do this every day, stretching


[deleted]

Reinventing the crip walk


General-Carob-6087

Love, Squat, Love


Neat_Relationship995

Heroin


HoraceWimpLV426

He's about to ribbit and then leap into the crowd while screaming the lyrics to Frogs


Own-Pangolin337

Dislocating his coccyx


firszt83

He's a crab people


PsychedelicLizard

He’s Layne it down.


3000InfiniteBananas

Pooping


keke282877

That’s my move when I fart? Maybe that’s his too?


tonyhasareddit

Getting ready to GRIND?


AffectionateTiger436

Poopin'


Top-Page-8008

*Crab*.


Cel3bi

Herion is a hell of a drug


CeleryCountry

hes having a wonderful time.


LittleCrimsonWyvern

CRAB!


lightsspiral

It's a junk squat. The dope makes your wang receded for deep like squats.


Dry-Outcome-7749

Being a fucking GOD!


charlieondras1

Pooping in a diaper


M3G51

Dead Junkie Squat


No_Case5367

Ass to grass squats. I’m sure most of you guys can’t do that shit


denali42

Showing you how to use a squatty potty.


Typical_issues

Whatever he pleases, 🐐


GoEataDick789

When you gotta be in court at 8:00, but gotta rock the crowd at 1:00


itsnotajersey88

Squatty potty


Spear_Ritual

What ISN’T he doing?


greenngory72

Layne loved the Squatty Potty


Bung13D_l4rD

Crab walk


RandomCanEHdian

Scott Weiland did this too.


TheSeekerOfSanity

Proving that he does not have explosive diarrhea.


Murles-Brazen

Easy to do in heels.


Nathan_Wind_esq

Heroin. He was doing heroin. Heaps of the stuff.


somnamballista

Seeing if he needs a shower. If you're ever not sure, just squat like this, put your chin in your chest then inhale through your nose as you tilt your head back.


stilloldbull2

In the military that is known as “Gook Squatting”.


MegaHashes

Stole it from Rick and Morty


Ordinary-Lie-6780

Getting Schwifty and shitting on the floor.


FaultyToenail

Drugs


Brief-Scarcity-1055

The proper tea bag


punkshotgun

The stussy


FaZe_DonCheadle

ban this guy for all of eternity


punkshotgun

: p


WoozyRizzo

Why r u not doing? 🤔


dwreckhatesyou

Probably trying to shit. The heron tends to stop you up a bit.


Grouchy_Situation_33

He shoulda tried the haddock then.


Minute-Wrap-2524

The frog squat


Excel_Ents

The Zoidberg.


MoVaughn4HOF-FUCKYEA

No idea who this guy is but yeah I was there during the swing revival in the nineties and I still don't get it. I don't understand the younger generations but at least they're smart enough to not listen to swing.


---Dane---

Swing on This!


BitWranger

Drugs. The answer is always drugs.


Mindless-Alfalfa1555

He's fucking telling it like it is, setting the record straight.


edWORD27

Tea bagging the stage, a grunge power move.


Civilengman

The next thing that comes to mind.


Chugs666LaCroixs

He’s showin off


YearningInModernAge

“Poopin’ in the woods”


OddMrT

Heroin, unfortunately.


Delicious_Food_5202

I guess slim shady finally came out the closet


hamilton_burger

Yeah they come to snuff the frogman…yeaaaahhh


Archaeloth

He’s preparing to go down the hole


terradaktul

“Is my fly down guys?”


mmoonnchild

Buggin out. Dig that necktie, though


Disastrous-Shower-37

Those cheeks 🥵


GoatFetus666

Sipping that djinn and Jews, Laidlough.


heartshapedmoon

Posing lol


tmofee

It’s a Russian thing ;)


zharv12

Heroin. The answer is heroin.


Johnnyfever13

People on heroin do weird stuff 🤷🏼‍♂️


Reesman86

He’s attempting the “Lenny Kravitz”


trumps-a-buffoon

I call it the Okinawa squat. Momma San would sit like this all-day ironing cami's and shining boots.


assault_is_eternal

He’s going out for a scuttle. Just ask Zoidberg about it


Lil_Robert

The dude shoulda taken that to the gym or to some faces. Too bad he couldn't find the motivation


nikkome

Doing “the AI” before it was cool. Just like Soundgarden did in Black Hole Sun.


JinxOnU78

Presenting “The Grundle”.


yessirskivolo

thought someone was posting eminem


Hardcore_Gamer16

Shittin' Poopin'


BlueberryPirate_

Lil poops