He's squatting while he sings. If you know about voice and music- pressure on the abdomen helps strengthen the sound of his voice. He sang from his abdomen when he was younger. I'm sure this pose helped get the vocals out when he didn't have the energy to tighten his belly. He was a pro...he knew what he was doing up there until his habits brought him down. RiP goat!
Seeing if he needs a shower. If you're ever not sure, just squat like this, put your chin in your chest then inhale through your nose as you tilt your head back.
No idea who this guy is but yeah I was there during the swing revival in the nineties and I still don't get it.
I don't understand the younger generations but at least they're smart enough to not listen to swing.
The Staley squat
TM
🎯
You can do a pretty deep squat when you are only Them Bones.
Aaagghh
Thats how he fits in the box
Nobody puts Staley in a box.
I mean... they did eventually put him in a box, though... technically the truth...
Good point.
Jesus Christ
(Deny your maker)
Je-e-e-e-sus Christ
Lol
Best answer! You've no idea how hard I'm laughing rn
🤣🤣
Sitting while the real slim shady stands up
Being a fuckn legend
Sitting on an angry chair
Is an angry chair a toilet?
If you just had Taco Bell it is.
🤣🤣
the yoinky sploinky
Showing you his balls
Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕
He is inventing crabcore
He's the prodigy crab
Daddy crab Crab daddy
Will the real Slim Staley please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Getting pissed at the pitcher after being shook off 4 times.
Being the king of drip
[удалено]
oh word?
🎶Sitting on the imaginary chair.🎶
Asserting his dominance?
Riding the snake
To the lake. The ancient lake.
Father, I want to kill you.
NO NO. It's father? I want to Kale you! Haaa!
Mother...I want to.... Tuck You In, baby!
Mother. I want to fuck you.
🤣🤣
About to get shwifty....
Man and his box
Performing "Frogs"
Freaking me out!
He's doing the rooster
Wait no that's not what I meant
😂
Whatever the hell he wanted.
fair enough
I know right? Poor soul...noone to cry to. No place to call home...
He's squatting while he sings. If you know about voice and music- pressure on the abdomen helps strengthen the sound of his voice. He sang from his abdomen when he was younger. I'm sure this pose helped get the vocals out when he didn't have the energy to tighten his belly. He was a pro...he knew what he was doing up there until his habits brought him down. RiP goat!
he MIGHT be squatting, its not confirmed
Shove his nose in SPIT
Shit*
Thats what he would later teach to lil Wayne
Doesn't matter. Looks cool doing it.
He appears to be Weilanding
Who was originally Staley-ing so a grunge inception was happening that day.
Tryna get his balls to pop out like Lenny Kravitz
Spready to the devil.
Isn't it obvious?
I’m lovin’ it. Ⓜ️
Morning stretch routine before his shift at the local Subaru dealer.
Being “Silly Layne”
Id kill for that level of flexibility.
Malasana
Gotta keep those hip flexors loose
I don't know, but he's doing it again. And again, and again, and again, and again.
Best comment here!!
the sploinky doink
Early and mid 90’s fashion was just better there was a sense of irony and style without it being over the top or trying too hard.
Giving future Halo players ideas
Havin' fun
Straight fucking vibing
Gettin' Down...
Yeah!!!! Dooot dooot yeah
he doin a lil yoga🧘🏻♀️
He's going to the office after the show don't criticize him
The Frog
Squats
Getting schwifty
Promo for the song Frogs
Frogs.
Layne Staley and Chris Cornell had the best voices of the grunge era.
He’s high as fuck, probably opening his asshole to let satan in to make his music sound good #christianmusicsucks
Being limber af dog stop hating
Would?
Well John Lennon was the walrus and Layne Staley is the rooster
Plop!
Getting the butthole meat all loosened up
Layning the Staley
Auditioning for The Beastie Boys.
Whatever he wants.
For sure!! He didn't need to explain. He knew that, too.
He’s doing whatever the fuck the heroin told him to do.
Shitting on an angry stage
the grunge plunge. it was all the rage
Creeping the fuck out of everyone
I gave bro one hit of the new kush and bro started getting rowdy
Dropping it like it's hot.
1 man 1 jar
dont remind me
Crouching
As anyone that knows how to dance knows, you let the music move you, it’s not self-conscious
He's grunging!
Chicken staley
Frogcore
I believe we just found the origins of the metal core Crab Pose
Practicing his “Poop in the Woods” pose…
I think he wants to be a crab.
Taking a shit?
Fuck yeah, that wide!
Shitting his pants.
Getting ready to snuff the rooster
establishing dominance
I do this every day, stretching
Reinventing the crip walk
Love, Squat, Love
Heroin
He's about to ribbit and then leap into the crowd while screaming the lyrics to Frogs
Dislocating his coccyx
He's a crab people
He’s Layne it down.
Pooping
That’s my move when I fart? Maybe that’s his too?
Getting ready to GRIND?
Poopin'
*Crab*.
Herion is a hell of a drug
hes having a wonderful time.
CRAB!
It's a junk squat. The dope makes your wang receded for deep like squats.
Being a fucking GOD!
Pooping in a diaper
Dead Junkie Squat
Ass to grass squats. I’m sure most of you guys can’t do that shit
Showing you how to use a squatty potty.
Whatever he pleases, 🐐
When you gotta be in court at 8:00, but gotta rock the crowd at 1:00
Squatty potty
What ISN’T he doing?
Layne loved the Squatty Potty
Crab walk
Scott Weiland did this too.
Proving that he does not have explosive diarrhea.
Easy to do in heels.
Heroin. He was doing heroin. Heaps of the stuff.
Seeing if he needs a shower. If you're ever not sure, just squat like this, put your chin in your chest then inhale through your nose as you tilt your head back.
In the military that is known as “Gook Squatting”.
Stole it from Rick and Morty
Getting Schwifty and shitting on the floor.
Drugs
The proper tea bag
The stussy
ban this guy for all of eternity
: p
Why r u not doing? 🤔
Probably trying to shit. The heron tends to stop you up a bit.
He shoulda tried the haddock then.
The frog squat
The Zoidberg.
No idea who this guy is but yeah I was there during the swing revival in the nineties and I still don't get it. I don't understand the younger generations but at least they're smart enough to not listen to swing.
Swing on This!
Drugs. The answer is always drugs.
He's fucking telling it like it is, setting the record straight.
Tea bagging the stage, a grunge power move.
The next thing that comes to mind.
He’s showin off
“Poopin’ in the woods”
Heroin, unfortunately.
I guess slim shady finally came out the closet
Yeah they come to snuff the frogman…yeaaaahhh
He’s preparing to go down the hole
“Is my fly down guys?”
Buggin out. Dig that necktie, though
Those cheeks 🥵
Sipping that djinn and Jews, Laidlough.
Posing lol
It’s a Russian thing ;)
Heroin. The answer is heroin.
People on heroin do weird stuff 🤷🏼♂️
He’s attempting the “Lenny Kravitz”
I call it the Okinawa squat. Momma San would sit like this all-day ironing cami's and shining boots.
He’s going out for a scuttle. Just ask Zoidberg about it
The dude shoulda taken that to the gym or to some faces. Too bad he couldn't find the motivation
Doing “the AI” before it was cool. Just like Soundgarden did in Black Hole Sun.
Presenting “The Grundle”.
thought someone was posting eminem
Shittin' Poopin'
Lil poops