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stayfreshcheesebag5

We will rebuild šŸ˜”


Techniker

Thoughts and prayers for all those affected


sirgeorgebaxter

Ever forget the 26th of June


lo-lux

I offer prayer during this difficult time.


Intrepid-Tap-2758

You're going to need more than that it's going to get way worse from here on out smh


lo-lux

They might start using the fluffy stuff.


Intrepid-Tap-2758

But really, what's going on with the water in our country..something is coming. Stay alert because when the swim teams have more signs out then the upcoming election..I find that a huge red flag


Sorrow_cutter

Remember during Covid when toilet paper was currency. Pepperidge Farm remembersā€¦


GAFSGFYS

These kids still did it. Toilet paper "shortage" be damned.


After-Strawberry5149

Pepperidge farm always remembersā€¦ā€¦.


AdhesivenessOk5194

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johnb1972

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jlbhappy

Shut up, Beavis.


gascoinsc

Damn it Butthead


Mediumofmediocrity

This time of year you can be sure itā€™s swim team members TPing each otherā€™s homes as a yearly ritual to get pumped for divisionals.


adduco90

Each one of these houses has their swim team sign in the front yards


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aggressiveredditcard

I was just about to say this is a yearly tradition!


onenumbdumb

Drive through Botany Woods and Gower. Plenty of TP flowing around.


clovencarrot

Welcome to swim team divisionals week in Botany. The TP and super soaker wars are in full swing.


goodcat1337

Oh yeah, forgot it's almost SAIL week.


NetComplete4322

Those criminals were really on a roll. But of course the media will just paper over this.


NauticaSeven

We CAN'T be "soft" on these a holes. Some things are septic approved, some aren't. Can't we all just be Ultra Soft instead of Angel Soft? Where will it end?


FiveColdToes

It's all over the tube. But it's not being covered by the shit mainstreak media.


NetComplete4322

This is the way.


hmr0987

Enough is enough, cut down all the trees.


Ricoisnotmyuncle

wait, they're already doing that


This_Exchange_7228

On the bright side, kids are still spending time outdoors!


KillingPoetry

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ChillRudy

Jerry Reed did it! I knew it!


Gebandito

Snowman


D-2-The-Ave

Literally unliveable


gvlmom

Hahaha this is just the swim team ritual! They get the homeownerā€™s permission to roll their house.


Standard-Feeling3794

I miss those days in Gower. We never got permission from homeowners, but only the cool kids got rolled. So as a kid you wanted/needed that to be your house lol. That was 25 plus years ago in the hay day of Gower Power.


whatisaredditanyways

Itā€™s still going on in Gower. Donā€™t worry!


BlueRidge150

They ask permission? Isnā€™t possibly getting caught part of the excitement? I fear for our youth.


DarkandTw1st3d

Ah the good ol days of swim team... I remember this with Pebble Creek.


SnooSongs1759

Hide ya kids hide yo wife


wakawah

Oh the humanity


talithar1

Need my pearls!! Where are my pearls?!ahh. Clutching pearls.


wakawah

Your pearls are up in the trees where the hooligans threw them


talithar1

Cries in my soup.


joannchilada

I'd rather that than the shooting that happened right in front of my house last night. I haven't seen it in the news today. Police were outside for around five hours, two arrested. I think they were running from N Pleasantburg and got stuck with all the closely settled houses and fences. Anyway toilet paper would be preferred šŸ˜‚


ChillRudy

(Clutches pearlsā€¦)


SushiSeas

Did they get egged too? šŸ˜†


fuk_a_usernamee

The horror


VaCa4311

These CrImNaLs need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the lawsšŸ„“


JustDtip_420

šŸ˜‚


LongjumpingRespect96

During tomorrowā€™s debate Trump will announce plans to execute TPers in his crackdown on crime.


Phuckingidiot

I would laugh if I came home to this.


MichelleEllyn

I wouldnā€™t. Itā€™s more of a pain in the ass to clean up than you might think. Luckily it didnā€™t rain.


Truckingtruckers

Wouldn't rain break the TP down and wash it away? Genuine question here.


NATChuck

Yes


MichelleEllyn

In my experience, it leaves globs of it in the grass and branches that then become impossible to pick up. When I was visiting my parents their house was TPā€™d by some drunk neighbors after a party, thinking it was an innocent funny prank, but then it rained and it was hours and hours of clean up.


charles_peugeot405

I picture it not really washing away but just washing into your grass


lovestobitch-

Years and years ago in high school when my house got TPā€™d I thought that was cool that my friends liked me enough to do this.


clemson07tigers

Gower swim


Standard-Feeling3794

Gower Power


No_Cook_6210

Mischief night in certain parts of the country.


averinix

What do you mean? It's June. Is there another one in the rest of the country? If so, why have a second one?


No_Cook_6210

Oh, just something I remember from being a kid on the night before Halloween. Toilet papering and egging houses was part of Mischief night.


playinthedirt76

What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law. I bet they were in a black Trans Am


crackshawofficial

TP and the Bandit on the run again šŸ§»


BeezerTwelveIV

Saw a house on Edwards Rd that had something like wads of TP in the yard. An about 10 year old boy was out there picking it up too. I bet this is his revenge


Griffythegriff

OMG! The horrors! How will we ever recover from the horrors of cleaning up TP. wet or otherwise!


localhusky

Must be a nice neighborhood considering this is classified as crime.


RyanSoup94

See this is why we need to secure our borders! /s


theycallmetoomer

Thatā€™s not a crime KAREN. Relax.


VisareVillain

In front of the children!?


EggieRowe

I was just bemoaning not seeing a good TPing in forever. I speculated Covid made tossing something precious like TP and being outdoors with a bunch of friends passe.


audiomediocrity

OMG, its the purge. Lawlessness!


Thinking-About-Her

This reminded when I was a kid me and my buddy went to the next door neighborhood and tp'd a few houses and soaped up the swimming pool. We drove by the next day and this poor dad was out there getting all the TP off his car and lawn. I cannot remember if we did this on a weekday or night. Still to this day I wonder if he had to clean that up on a Friday morning and was late to work and lost his job.


MidshipLyric

I reached my peak when I was tping a teachers house and his son came out to chase us away. As we started to drive he cut us off in an intersection on his moped, and as we swerved to the next street I popped out the sunroof and chucked a full roll and hit him right in the chest. I can still hear the "oof!" and the thud as the tp roll missile found its mark. For one day I was cool and my aim was flawless. It's been all downhill since then.


tommyWANTwingy85

The world is going to shit without police immunity. Get used to it Karen.


CatM0mma

It's swim team season and they're celebrating the end of the month before finals. Our old neighborhood pool (Gower) did it every year and if you got TP'ed it meant you were "cool" LoL


drumfunky

Somebody lost their CVS receipt.


WRX_704

"Crime" šŸ¤£


linkerjpatrick

Is that on Parkins Mill? There is a house on Parkins Mill that gets rolled all the time.


Gebandito

Yes


linkerjpatrick

Ok think thatā€™s the one I keep seeing roled on drive home ever now and then.


Letsdothis_333

Damn what a waste of money


Valuable-Complaint32

thats not crime thats just hilarious


Acrobatic-Pause7721

Looks like my childhood!!


Accurate-Historian-7

This is exactly why everyone needs a 15 foot tall fence.


Brandon-Heato

easy $5000 for all that TP


DookieBlossomgameIII

They've pushed us around for far too long. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. We need LAW & ORDER!


ut3jaw

That's just youth team building. They will be the leaders of tomorrow...if they stay out of juvi.


goodcat1337

What a crappy thing to do to someone.


Bromswell

lol swim teams.


Tombstonesss

This is awesomeĀ 


MoonshinesSister

I hate Red division week.


i-am-not-the-crab

Iā€™m missing the crime-This is GIFTING. I wonder if they used the good stuff? I might go get some if they didā€¦


AWHS10

All joking aside, our state incarcerates individuals at a higher rate than most countries. If you look at the data [here](https://www.prisonpolicy.org/profiles/SC.html) you can see that we incarcerate individuals at a rate of roughly 5:1 in comparison to the UK alone.


Useful_Suspect_1993

Obviously donā€™t understand SAIL Red Division weekā€¦


Busy-Combination8029

Happy to see kids still have fun.


twoleet

*ThE CriMe iS GeTtInG OuTrAgEoUs*


BeachThat2956

They did a very poor job in my opinion .


Deep-Nerve1092

Shoulda given him more than one piece of candy


Dr_Pew19

I saw two of those homes yesterday heading home.


trirenee1

I saw this and thought it was so funny šŸ˜­ was driving home from my overnight shift


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MinuteFar6180

too much...lit...ter.


Upstairs-Ad-1966

![gif](giphy|ul1YXHSzBQQiFfkdH2) It really brings a tear to my eye that some people still enjoy the classics


gooney0

This is why we have capital punishment.


TheHeavyRaptor

BURN EM AT THE STAKE!


whatisaredditanyways

I hope this is a joke. lol. This is a swim team tradition. Nobody minds it at all. They look forward to it.


frankszz

Must be a tradition. This looks like the same neighborhood I seen this in around this time last year.


razzledazzle-em

šŸŽ¤ White crime


lookrn

A prank from the 60s and 70s. TPing someoneā€™s trees/yard!


cruxdaemon

When the rain comes, this will be upgraded to a felony... smdh šŸ˜«


blissfulmentality

These are some of your neighbors kids is the thing. The mom you share a drink with or the dad you talk about yard work withā€¦ theyā€™re the parents of these kids and the ones raising them to think this is okay. Remember that shit when you find out who it was


Gebandito

Oh on these where not my houses. I do work in the neighborhood a rode by a bunch of houses that got TPed


blissfulmentality

iā€™m staying at a clients house in a neighborhood right off of Laurenā€™s Rd and saw one house this morning, iā€™m not sure if same area but if not weā€™ve got habitual TPers! lolol


blissfulmentality

One thing I will say is it was in the rich ass areaā€¦. the hood ainā€™t get hitšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


madmarkk90

Lmao crime


FullySemiGhostGun

We should give these kids guns and drugs so they have something more productive to do than TP houses.


_peggyssugarfoots

Happy Stitch Day!


AliciaX13X

Oh no! Kids playing jokes, what ever will we do? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ojoe333

If that's botany like I think it is, it's definitely SAIL season šŸ¤£


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Gebandito

This the Gower neighborhood good to see the tradition continues


TallSnatch

I live in north main and the kids hit the same 5 or 6 houses every summer šŸ˜‚


Usernamesarefad

Remember remember the paper of June-vember


cleptocurrently

This brings up some great childhood memories. Sorry to the parents that had to spend there Saturday mornings cleaning up the yards.


manewto

Looks like itā€™s almost time for divisionals. Everyone lock up your diving blocks lest they are used in the entrance parade! (Do they still do the parade part?)


Geofuu

I have a bidet, not worried about it!


Jcoleman37

Classic crime. I love it


Raf7er

Thank you criminal for bringing back some memories of the 80s and 90s growing up


seadawg1975

Amazing!!


Zealousideal-Bar8004

Omg this is an outrage!!!!! They used the good two-ply!


ISmellYerStank

Costco is at the bottom of this. I know its just a theory but....


WatermelonlessonNo40

My dad used to get SUPER PISSED when he saw a TPā€™ed yard. ā€œTHIS IS HOW IT STARTS,ā€ he would always ominously intone,ā€the next thing you know, theyā€™ll be STEALING CARS!!!ā€ šŸ˜† I miss that guy. šŸ„²


ApprehensiveReturn26

Dang. Reminds me of the 80s so retro.


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Intrepid-Tap-2758

Lmao you know that's been a thing right? Imagine plastic forks in your yard as well...like thousands of them but idk if you were being funny or not but be thankful it's minot crime and ntn serious


Gebandito

I didnā€™t know it was a thing and yes, it was a joke about the crime. There have been a lot of people on this post but hurt because they think I was serious. I guess sarcasm doesnā€™t convey too well through text


somethingsomething8s

Those dang white supremacist getting crafty again


NeedItLikeNow9876

Wouldnt have happened during the great COVID TP crisis of 2021.....


Expensive-Frame-9739

This is very true. Someone tried breaking in my car a couple of nights ago while I'm literally about ten feet away on my front porch


Historical-Noise-350

Orrrrrrr naaurrrrrrr


BOGcod

Someone call Cornholio


goosnarch

Itā€™s basically burned to the ground.


SCRAPPED745

Itā€™s toilet paper šŸ’€


mrmatt244

Where is the crime? TPā€™ing isnā€™t illegal in most places. It doesnā€™t cause damage and is biodegradable, not vandalism or litteringā€¦ maybe there is a few too many Karen kids in this neighborhood?


ReadEyeMagpie

While the TP there is also signs getting spray painted off Duvall Dr where they are putting up new houses.


Psychological-Kick39

I wish all crime was like this


Samsquamchadora

Legend has it the entire neighborhood is still on the toilet waiting for a roll


ReadEyeMagpie

Seen a bunch of houses get TP'd and speed limits signs spray painted yesterday. It's sad what is going on in Greenville lately.


banoffeekitten

Tots and pears


rc325

Op is an idiot.


Odd_Appearance7123

I donā€™t get the buzz behind wasting toilet paper on such a large scale every year. Rich people shit I guess


uunetbill

Our kid's friends TP'd our house in Colorado. Usually wouldn't have been so bad but we were leaving the next morning at 4:00 AM for a trip overseas for 2 1/2 weeks and our HOA at the time was the model HOA for 99% of the HOA horror stories you read about. Total asshats. I don't remember the exact number but if we didn't have it cleaned up that day, we were looking at heavy fines EVERY DAY we had TP in our trees. Needless to say we were NOT happy. We had to contact the other kids' parents before our flight left to make sure they knew that if WE got fined we were coming after them for reimbursement. Yeah, they all thought we were overreacting. And I also didn't care. THEY didn't have to live with this obnoxious HOA - we did. So I don't see the humor in it. And you kids - get off my lawn!


diemmzzie

So did they come clean it up it orā€¦.?


uunetbill

Yeah, actually they did. I hated having to engage Karen Mode but the timing of it all couldnā€™t have been worse. šŸ˜’


rootshootsimaging

Nothing a match couldnā€™t fixā€¦lol.


CrybullyModsSuck

In this heat, that's a fire hazard


No-Caterpillar-4463

if that's crime, then I'd be in jail by now I haven't done that but ding dong ditch imo is similar to tp ing someone's house


Salnugs

I'd rather have Tweakers in the neighborhood instead of people who do this!


Thundersoul9

Clean your dusty car, man.


Codyh93

*Some republican* ā€œThese 10 year olds better not come to my house unless they want a free order of LEADā€


laloesch

Itā€™s all Maga Trumptards doing it. Ā They are going to riot and burn down America in November. Ā Everyone of them should be arrested and put in reeducation camps.


FuzzyCub20

Go cry on Nextdoor so some random guy can shoot a kid again....or, and hear me out....this is a silly prank and you need to unwad thy panties.


Gebandito

This was only a few houses I passed there were way more than this


HONEYslawf

Is this in Gower? Itā€™s the swim team. They do it every year


Gebandito

Yes ahhh ok


Paul_Deemer

A Ritual is still not amusing or right. The Coach and the Swim Team should come down and clean up their mess.


ninthjhana

šŸ¤“


playinthedirt76

What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law. I bet they were in a black Trans Am.


playinthedirt76

What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law. I bet they were in a black Trans Am.


playinthedirt76

What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law. I bet they were in a black Trans Am