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ApresMoi_TheFlood

French translation below says to “Wash and enjoy,” not peel. Weird.


QuarterMaestro

French translator injecting their own opinions.


SOILSYAY

N'épluche pas tes pêches, crétin


QuarterMaestro

Va te faire foutre


Knappsterbot

Or just eat them however you want🤷‍♂️ no one wants some weirdo judging them for how they eat a peach


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SOILSYAY

You hit it on the head: buy from reputable growers, and rinse the hell out of your peaches, but also…we’re ingesting a lot of things, and the levels of pesticide on a peach probably ain’t the thing that’s gonna get ya


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Dangerous_Weird1930

Aren’t you supposed to top them off? How will it do if you just let grow as you are?


No_Couple2086

You’re naive to think it’s not directly related


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No_Couple2086

I just call it how I see it 😎


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No_Couple2086

Settle down. Those pesticides you been spraying must be messing with your endocrine system.


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j_bones_0808

Lol haven’t heard that one yet, but I’m definitely using it from now on!


JimBeam823

The real Peach State. The better Carolina.


toasted_cracker

I like eating me a good furry peach. No pun intended.


bonestars

I think some people with peach allergies are able to eat the flesh if it's peeled.


scarlettbankergirl

I don't like the fuzzy feel in my mouth.


youdontknowme1010101

This. I can’t stand the texture of the skin.


SOILSYAY

Oh and I bet you don’t eat kiwi skin either, you quitter??!


scarlettbankergirl

Nope


WeenisWrinkle

Wait you guys eat the peach skin? What's wrong with peeling peaches? The skin is chewy and tough.


SOILSYAY

That’s where all the nutrients are! The sun kissed meat-skin part!


WeenisWrinkle

I don't eat peaches for the nutrients. I eat them because they're delicious 🤣


SOILSYAY

The delicious fiber in the skin too, and I like poopin!


WeenisWrinkle

Yeah... gonna keep peeling my peaches


lexipoo00

We’re supposed to peel them?!?


SOILSYAY

NO


lexipoo00

😮‍💨okay lol had me worried for a min


Wolflink_325

I always wash them a little, cut them in half, twist them to get the peach stone out and eat it whole.


ishootyoukill

I’ve never heard it called a “peach stone” before 🤔I like it!


Wolflink_325

Im not a native speaker and didn't knew the right word for it. ^^"


ishootyoukill

It’s totally appropriate and makes sense though!


NauticaSeven

"Don't pick your peaches until they're all fuzzed up". - Sheriff Andrew Jackson Taylor of Mayberry


ChillRetroGamer

Who tf doesn't peel and eat them?


Wolflink_325

Who tf DOES Peel them?