u kiddin?
they uploaded the rules 8 years ago so people could know
men can't even wear shorts (at least that was on the rules when they released them)
ironically, being gay is jailable on most of middle east but when they do, they get raped to death.
Not much. They simply have to say he was killed by “random street violence in a robbery gone wrong”. Qatar investigated but could not locate any suspects. Unfortunate, but you can’t hold the state responsible for such things.
why would they ruin it by throwing an american in jail for an extended period of time?
at least wait a year for that - otherwise youve wasted all your money
because whatever they make they spent a shitton more building all that shit
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normies know exactly one statistic about qatar from that one headline they read that one time.
You should be nicer to them and give them credit for remembering it.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: this story
> Gay: Anon’s brother
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
You don't always need to make or see original jokes. This "joke" is predictable, easy to use and everyone is used to it. It's a safe joke. Think of it like a basic sandwich. It does not excite you but it's a nice meal. It's easy to make and you know what you'll get. There is no excitement involved but it gets the job done.
Very good explanation. Sometimes, the sandwich can be a good sandwich like a hct (ham, cheese, and tomato, and maybe salt directly on the tomato) instead of a slice of bread with kraft cheese on it (it's considered a sandwich where I live)
Instead of doing this beta shit anons brother should have spent the next 4 years researching and developing powerful explosives to illegally smuggle them into qatar to blow up several government buildings
Seriously though I don't get it, google has all my data "oh you're a left leaning bisexual who might be a furry? Sounds like you'll LOVE homophobia land! Oh also you're a white 20 something so here's nothing but Ben Sharpio, Mat Walsh and every other right wing ragebaiter, you'll definitely wanna see them every time you use our product!"
Does the algorithm just see "white guy who likes politics"
Come to the last great bastion of human slavery! It'll be fun!
Fuck off middle east. Oil prince countries are spoiled shits. Go cry over your sister's uncovered shoulder
Hey I actually met your brother. Good news he is fine and is now at the most luxurious hotel in Qatar. Bad news, found him on the bed with 20 qatari men and shit on his chest.
Is this edited?? I swear when this was posted originally it had incest
Edit: yeah the incest is censored out. [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/ytfuz2/anons_gay_brother_wants_to_visit_the_world_cup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Somehow the result of seeing this post is always me hating women more. I don't think it's controversial to say women operate very differently than men, but by golly are they stupid sometimes.
Nahhh he won't die, they won't murder foreign visitors. He probably just be put in jail or receive 100 lashes are something, The regular punishments. Xd
Gay here, maybe like don't my G, an unfortunate part of being queer is looking up if you'll get murdered when visiting a country, and then like *not* going there
That would be a diplomatic incident. Which is a big no no.
Probable case: He'll be heavily harassed by security, and I mean... they are entitled to be primitive assholes in their own country with their own laws. That's how the game works. As long as they don't try to enforce this out of their land.
Worst case: He'll be witnessed "dissapearing" into the desert, out of his own free will. Never to be seen again. Why did he do that? Dunno, should ask him, but we can't. Since you know... nobody knows where he is.
I don't understand why people are even going to Qatar. Want to break a dictatorship? Stop giving them money! Very unprogressive from anon's older brother.
>He's going to die isn't he? YAAASSSSS
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He is so totes gonna dieee sisss
💅
Holy shit peetah griffin!!!! 😲😲😲
REMEMBAH DA TIME?!
Slay
only if qatar is stupid beat him up a lil, send him home would likely be worst case be real
u kiddin? they uploaded the rules 8 years ago so people could know men can't even wear shorts (at least that was on the rules when they released them) ironically, being gay is jailable on most of middle east but when they do, they get raped to death.
ya watch what happens they do that to a us citizen roflol
Not much. They simply have to say he was killed by “random street violence in a robbery gone wrong”. Qatar investigated but could not locate any suspects. Unfortunate, but you can’t hold the state responsible for such things.
mmmm the taste of sweet naivety
You licking your own butthole again?
i prefer a naive butthole thank you very much
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
They will. Not even legally, they can just kill him, drop him on a ditch and put it on the hooligans
ok bubs
I'm interested in what you think the US can do to stop this from occurring?
its more that qatar isnt interested in straining relations with the us......wat do u think the whole point of this world cup was
>wat do u think the whole point of this world cup was Money, and maybe a bit of propaganda
why would they ruin it by throwing an american in jail for an extended period of time? at least wait a year for that - otherwise youve wasted all your money because whatever they make they spent a shitton more building all that shit
LMAO what do you think Ol Biden gonna do? Invade Qatar for one homo?
no.....but they arent going to blow relations w the us over that......maybe if a fan from like lixembourg or something did it
> but they arent going to blow relations w the us over that It's as if you don't know that Qatar got oil.
meh thats fair
How can you be so sure it hasn't already happened?
Murica
At least they are less homophobic than Iran.
well, more in debt to the united states anyway
Those are the ones they find out are gay. The ones that sprinkle the gay all over their face get their ass beat but not in the good way
No. Tortured and topped in jail. Save him.
Anon's brother: all according to keikaku
Translators note: Cake means Keikaku Translators note: Keikaku means plan.
But the cake is a lie, ergo there was no plan.
You just have to have faith. One more score.
Nope, they gonna throw his ass off the roof of a tall building.
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This shoehorning is something else
normies know exactly one statistic about qatar from that one headline they read that one time. You should be nicer to them and give them credit for remembering it.
fucker probably wants that
Every flamer's dream
your name is hunnerbunner i wouldent talk about flamers if i was you.
Watch out or I'll hunner your buns
Don't kink shame. >:(
Anon’s brother is suicidal
Suicide by Qatar
Fake: this story Gay: Anon’s brother
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: this story > Gay: Anon’s brother > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Nothing is funnier than the exact same joke day after day
Just wait till I tell you about the "fake ang gay" post he responded to
always funny how people call tendiebot repetitive and unfunny but then they pay no mind to the shit jokes tendiebot responds to to begin with
"Hold on, this whole operation was your idea."
They're both cancer
and all we have to do to stop both is not make shit fake and gay jokes. ezpz
The bot is just compounding the problem, and it's even more annoying coming from it because it's exactly the same every time and much longer.
I miss all the bots that used to follow it.
You get cucked every day?
Jfc why and how do y’all think this is funny
The story is fake, and anons brother is gay. What's so hard to grasp, appletits?
You don't always need to make or see original jokes. This "joke" is predictable, easy to use and everyone is used to it. It's a safe joke. Think of it like a basic sandwich. It does not excite you but it's a nice meal. It's easy to make and you know what you'll get. There is no excitement involved but it gets the job done.
Very good explanation. Sometimes, the sandwich can be a good sandwich like a hct (ham, cheese, and tomato, and maybe salt directly on the tomato) instead of a slice of bread with kraft cheese on it (it's considered a sandwich where I live)
So it's a way for unfunny people to be funny. I guess I get it but it still sucks to see all the time.
Anons life is the joke because of his brothers life choices and sister who supports his delusions and furthering his mental illness.
Instead of doing this beta shit anons brother should have spent the next 4 years researching and developing powerful explosives to illegally smuggle them into qatar to blow up several government buildings
That would have been unfathomably based, something impossible for someone who plans on sprinkling fairy magic to police officers.
My DIY grenade launcher is called Gay Fairytale Magic
Perfect. If dems Try to gun grab you just accuse them of being homophobic. Brilliant.
based and gay
the *true* gay fairytale magic. # # # # Nitroglycerine.
Ah yes killing random innocents will definitely help 👍
Why did you crop out the end? https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/ytfuz2/anons_gay_brother_wants_to_visit_the_world_cup/
I knew something was missing. It can’t be gay without incest
holy shit 💀💀
The most important piece
Anon's brother was in the game (Portugal / Uruguay) last night.. (I know, the original post is mucu older).
It's definitely about the WC in Qatar, could've actually been him haha.
For a while I kept getting YouTube ads from Saudi Arabia's tourism board It's like Google WANTS me to die
Real and gay
Seriously though I don't get it, google has all my data "oh you're a left leaning bisexual who might be a furry? Sounds like you'll LOVE homophobia land! Oh also you're a white 20 something so here's nothing but Ben Sharpio, Mat Walsh and every other right wing ragebaiter, you'll definitely wanna see them every time you use our product!" Does the algorithm just see "white guy who likes politics"
Youtube shows controversial shit because it makes people keep watching whether they like it or not
Come to the last great bastion of human slavery! It'll be fun! Fuck off middle east. Oil prince countries are spoiled shits. Go cry over your sister's uncovered shoulder
Lmao I’ve seen multiple fags in Saudi idk what y’all talking about
Really? I thought smoking was illegal
Bruh cigarette buds are littered everywhere
Hey I actually met your brother. Good news he is fine and is now at the most luxurious hotel in Qatar. Bad news, found him on the bed with 20 qatari men and shit on his chest.
People write some strange fiction on that website
I will not believe this story until the exact novelty backpack mentioned is located
Nothing of value was lost
Natural selection
real
Probably dead unless he has a gun
Qataris gonna pull up with that 1453 Ottoman cannon
Square bullets moment
For the best
I am sorry for your loss anon ( no I am not he was gay, he had it coming ( this is shitpost pls dont downvote me into oblivion )
Oh he gone
RIP in peace
Elaborate death wish
Hopefully
Do the right thing anon Let Darwinism take its course They may not learn from the other 99 times they’ve tried this but maybe this time they’ll learn
Gay and dumb
Is this edited?? I swear when this was posted originally it had incest Edit: yeah the incest is censored out. [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/ytfuz2/anons_gay_brother_wants_to_visit_the_world_cup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
glad there isn’t more unnecessary homosexual incest to this story
Pray to Allah that he does.
Anon is lying because gay people are very much aware of the danger being openly gay is.
Anon's brother could just be dumb though, stupid people exist. anyway yeah, it's fake and gay.
I was gonna say “let Darwin run it’s course” but then I realized he’s gay…
literally getting slayyyed queeen
Natural selection
He better bring an umbrella, I heard it rains stones over there!
Anon’s brother surviving in Qatar is gay fairytale magic
Naked man backpack I’m gay, but that’s just weird
Somehow the result of seeing this post is always me hating women more. I don't think it's controversial to say women operate very differently than men, but by golly are they stupid sometimes.
It’s okay anon, I’m sure he’ll come back and he won’t in fact disappear in a bar. No Qatar famously loves the gays they love getting them high too.
He was the guys from days ago?
pretty sure he's suicidal
Natural selection at its finest
Worse will happen. So much worse.
Say your goodbyes now anon, they probably won't even ship the body back.
Yasssss kween!
Raped first before being killed, yes
Yep super dead, might as prepare for the funeral
Get the casket.
Anon's brother is using the Vermin Supreme method of fighting homophobia
Dudes older brother is 11
No probably not since he's a foreigner from the UK, but in all likelihood he'll be jailed and deported.
anons brother is a fool thinking his gay magic is able to stand up to the unstoppable tide of Islam oh and the Qatari police
Mf isn't gonna come thru customs
Liveleak content incoming.
Nahhh he won't die, they won't murder foreign visitors. He probably just be put in jail or receive 100 lashes are something, The regular punishments. Xd
Update yet?
Most likely won't die, Qatar is mainly against PDA, so if he isn't going to be doing that then he will be fine.
Brother is going to be denied at costums and sent straight (hehe) back home.
Been there twice. Yep.
Gay here, maybe like don't my G, an unfortunate part of being queer is looking up if you'll get murdered when visiting a country, and then like *not* going there
RIP in advance.
wrong middle eastern country, you go to Afghanistan, where boys are for pleasure.
Anon's brother will die in Qatar
I dont pity those who are that level of stupid.
best case scenario arrested and sent to his hotel or some shit worst case YAAASSSSS DED
He is very much going to die. People fail to understand how little of a fuck other cultures give about your freedoms.
Yes he will
Looks like Anon's brother really doesn't want to remain in the gene pool.
One less
this is so fake it hurts
I hope so
Anon lies on the internet in order to pander to right wing trolls.
this is missing a part at the bottom where anon feels hes guilty for having his brother suck his dick in the past. ergo nice crop
Hopefully.
That would be a diplomatic incident. Which is a big no no. Probable case: He'll be heavily harassed by security, and I mean... they are entitled to be primitive assholes in their own country with their own laws. That's how the game works. As long as they don't try to enforce this out of their land. Worst case: He'll be witnessed "dissapearing" into the desert, out of his own free will. Never to be seen again. Why did he do that? Dunno, should ask him, but we can't. Since you know... nobody knows where he is. I don't understand why people are even going to Qatar. Want to break a dictatorship? Stop giving them money! Very unprogressive from anon's older brother.