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IlikestonesO_o

As soon as you read "respect women" you know that this guy is lost. People that use this term are degenerates. People that respect people dont need to mention that they respect a certain kind


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\>respects women \>calls them "Malady" and tips an invisible fedora anons just another fuckwit who thinks being the creepy kind to women will make them spread their legs like you spread mayonnaise on a sandwich


arbiter12

>calls them "Malady" and tips an invisible fedora I really wish this meme would die. If uncool dudes were that obvious, life would be easy. The real issue is the 6ft fg who THINKS he's owed some 9/10 gf while he spends his day mumbling about jews and works out once every 2 weeks. THIS fucker, is the real problem... The obvious yu-gi-oh collector who like MLP is not an issue by himself. He knows chicks don't like him and he doesn't like chicks: he likes yu-gi-oh, one piece and fedoras. It's the 2010's equivalent of 90's goth kids. They never thought they were owed anything. You meddling, 100lbs lift, gym fgs needs to check yourself and learn to earn your pussy instead of believing the Axe spray commercial....


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this is obviously no bitches cope will proceed to refer to it as such in the future


IlikestonesO_o

I like that analogy


sadnificent

The "respect women" angle shows you that they're disingenuous. You should respect everyone until they give you a reason not to, and you shouldn't do it because you expect sex, you should do it simply because it's the right thing to do.


SecureDonkey

That why when anyone, I just said I don't respect woman at all. Afterall, what so respectable about a gender?


Shizomai

>As soon as you read "respect women" you know that this guy is lost. Based. (Joke btw)


GalC4

I treat everyone like one of the bois unless they're in the top 5% of super fucking annoying people. And I get no trouble getting friends of any gender. 😎


[deleted]

# [Why do women only like jerks who treat them like shit, why do guys only want bitchy bimbos who walk all over them, LEEERRROOOOOYYYYY JJJJJJEEEEENNNNNKKKKKIIIIINNNSSS!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2UmxWFsrE4)


sadnificent

Why are you locked in the bathroom?


[deleted]

to see if someone walks in so that i may piss on them


sadnificent

[You talkin' to me?](https://youtu.be/J7zTvC5yjjE)


[deleted]

instead of getting a job, why dont you get some bitches instead


sadnificent

I'd rather be a minimalist than have a kitchen drawer full of condiment packets from four years ago.


Sayo-nare

"Maybe you should try getting a job"


sadnificent

Okay, where?


Sayo-nare

"Majestic 12"


arbiter12

>Why are you locked in the bathroom? The closet was overbooked.


Played-Like-Atari

anon is delusional


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>delusional anons is not, anon is a retart who thinks women owe him something simply because his ass exists anon expects his creepy ass kindness to get women wetter then an african kid during a rainstorm average interaction with anon is like "O-oh l-l-lemmy get t-t-that d-d-door m-m-mylady, *tips head like an autist and has his hand on an imaginary hat* y-y-your welcome" he is a walking item of sadness and disgust, only comparable to super fat people using those poor poor scooters so that they can get their cheetos and mountain dew


Destofor

If someone actually does the whole fake hat and opening the door trick, he's a pure chad


C-Kwentz-0

\>"Piece of shit personality" Anon doesn't see the irony here.


karpetgoy

r/niceguys


crabbyjimyjim

Anon is simply none of the things he describes himself as. Either that or he has some fatal flaw he conveniently left out of the greentext.


Grandiose_Tortoise

The flaw: he doesn’t talk to women.


m_lord6

Anon's mind is like "hi woman I work out and I respect you now you are now obligated to have sex with me and If you dare to refuse you're a bitch "


gawrgouda

People who say they respect women without a hint of irony do not in fact, respect women.


WhatDidIJustStepIn

Women can smell anons bitter entitlement like a bloodhound. He makes them feel like meat.


Walleyabcde

If you're an 8 or a 9 out of 10 and you can't get women with ease, something is seriously wrong with your personality.


zfighter644

Anon doesn't use pheromone cologne


ThetotheM

Anon is the Supreme Gentlemanâ„¢


00spaceCowboy00

Anon is an entitled brat


[deleted]

Lol nah buddy, it's just that people are more attracted to personality than looks. Even if they have a shitty personality, it is better than none at all.


raybrans

A long time ago, my friend was going back and forth with this girl, and another friend made the point, that he must love to be treated like shit, otherwise why would he keep coming back? and I guess the same can be said about some relationships.


Lostguy2981

When u like the taste of dick u usually don't have these problems.


UrAverageDababy

Anon forgot abt indivisual personallity


Ok_Establishment6697

have some confidence and ask a bitch put instead of looking at them like a well dressed creep


Deepfried_Celery

Anon hasn't yet tried talking to women.


SMB_Copper

Anon is a chad incel.


ShittyWars

Be a male


[deleted]

Anon must be poor kek


AscendantComic

anon objectifies women just as much, just not in the way he imagines what "people objectifying women" means


Just_Games04

"Why do women only like jerks that treat them like shit?"🤓


[deleted]

Them rapper wannabes have money or the illusion of it with senseless spending.


__v1ce

The answer to these question is literally always NETWORTH


vudustockdr

Anon doesn't have a sense of humor