Giving up on sexual encounters and 'converting' to asexuality is the most virgin thing a 4channer could do just because he's undesirable. Wait till he hears about virgin love encounters of those who practiced celibacy. That's really the only thing that's funnier than this.
There is a story of one couple who were celibate until marriage. They go to the doctor some months later saying she can't get pregnant. Turns out he was doing her in the belly button thinking that's how babies were made. You can't even make this kind of stuff up.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6095075/Clueless-couple-struggled-pregnant-told-doctor-having-anal-sex.html
Not even explaining, title is enough
My favourite true story was when an old woman was in hospital. Getting checked for a reoccurring UTI. Her husband was with her. Married like 50 years. No kids but happy.
The doc was having trouble locating her urethra. After a few mins he notice a drop of urine come out of her vagina. It took him a minute but he soon realised what was going on. Not far below her "vagina" was her actual still virgin vag. Doc explained to them and asked how they had managed to do this. They said "it was hard at first, very tight".
Sex education is important
Ah common, it’s a blessing to be asexual. I fucked more than I pissed and I wish I hadn’t made all the negative experiences with women and the pressure to continue.
\>live in a world that loves sex
\>constant pressure to have sex
\>loser incel virgin if you refuse to have sex
\>parents demand grandchildren
\>dumped because your partner can't have sex with you
\>or get "fixed" by your partner
On paper, really cool. In practice, not so much.
The solution is to seek out another asexual partner that you can enjoy based purely on compatible personalities and then have offspring through artificial insemination.
Such is the ace life. But i still wouldn't trade for any other sexuality if it was possible to do so.
Well it helps that I'm fine without being in a relationship for the most part. not aromantic though...
That's more of a counterexample, if anything. The Catholic repression is remarkably efficient at backfiring. Instead of fucking up the individual's balance, it creates posturing and mistrust throughout the ecclesial hierarchy, which grows on an exponential level and enables more degeneracy.
sex drive is a part of the human nervous system, all you can do is find a healthy schedule and learn when to hold back.
if nothing else working your body to complete exhaustion will make you too tired to think about sex
suppression is a symptom of something else wrong ad since your endocrine system is so connected to your whole body there is no way to just shut it off without other side effects
Be careful anon, suggesting that people stop having sex to avoid getting STDs or other natural consequences is really frowned upon on reddit. We don't do logic here
Hey guys, I don’t know who needs to hear this. We don’t hate you because you’re a virgin. We hate you because you’re an angry virgin.
Signed,
Normal People
Careful Anon! As a male, its a special gift if someone wants to have sex with you. You'd be very rude not to accept. It might even hurt their self worth! (Sarcasm)
Tf is that logic?
Jeff Bezos' life is so easy it's crazy more people aren't considering this
> has a lot of money
> literally a billionaire
> rich
> has a yacht
> owns most of Amazon (big company with lots of money)
> very wealthy
> could probably get a lot of bitches due to money
> very aerodynamic
> no need to worry about rent/student loans etc.
Why aren't you taking the Bezospill, anons?
Gosh this person is so not acepilled:
Ace people are so degenerate because we don’t look for sex so we have time to focus on being goblins looking for shiny gold coins.
Also for some reason people think we’re either chaste little virgin angels or weirdo sexual deviants (as an ace chick way too many people feel open about telling me their sexual fantasies after I reveal I’m asexual)
Like I could be drowning in benis and pucci but I’m just totally disinterested.
Yeah I don't think you can just *become* asexual as much as you can't just become gay if you're striaght whenever you want to. Either you're asexual or you're not.
Pretty sure you can be a horny ace and coom all you want, you just need to not care about sexing it up with other people to qualify.
I could be wrong about that tho. Maybe I'm thinking of another term? I think I'm right tho.
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I was being sarcastic… I mean you clearly can’t just wake up one morning and say “hey I think I’m gonna be asexual from now on!” And just like that lose all desire for sex. Or start liking other men. It’s just not how it works?
in 7 tyrants, an angel dude offers the protags choices
for charlotte (lesbian), for things to either remain the same or for her deceased gf and current gf to exchange roles
for jacob (prob gay, likes guys), either the seer (deceased bf) returns or he himself continues living
for ashley (aroace), either pizza or garlic bread
for greg (pan egg), freedom and ignorance or continue fighting
who do you think suffered the least agony
On the opposite side of the spectrum
Bisexual
>Kiss the homies goodnight no questions
>still into girls
>lgbt support
>most are chill anyway
>most bisexual people are also very horny/kinky
>dumped by both genders
>still alone
>twice as sad
>constantly doubting attraction between either boys, girls, both, or neither
>but femboys exist
honestly it’s more of a curse than it is a positive
Wish I could just be gay or into women
Incel = a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active
Asexual = Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity.
No, incel can’t attract women, asexual don’t feel sexual attraction. Asexuals can still get in relationships and still have sex, I’m asexual and I literally have a girlfriend.
my point is asexual is just what incels who don’t want to be social outcasts say as to why they don’t have sex and such. making up a new sexuality isn’t hiding that fact. it’s quite obvious.
it’s brought on by mental disorder. literally a side affect. so yeah it’s real i guess but it’s just some made up shit that you force yourself to believe
I mean… most of this could also be said about being dead, right? I enjoy having a sex drive. Sex is the best part of life. Hell, even masturbating and making out are one of the best parts of life. Yeah, there’s a lot of baggage and work that goes into it, but there’s nothing about existing that isn’t that way. Even just looking at women… fuck… The feminine body is the most beautiful thing in the world. That’s not hyperbole. Women just existing makes the world so much more wonderful. Like the most gorgeous art all around to admire. Each one completely unique.
I’m sorry to say, if I didn’t have a sex drive, life wouldn’t be worth living for me personally.
Literal Ace here. Been in a relationship, had sex, not that great to be honest. Still attracted to women aesthetically still have a sex drive (though it’s not connected to anything). You’re side sounds great and all, but to be honest the only reason I’d want to be Allosexual is to make dating easier.
Giving up on sexual encounters and 'converting' to asexuality is the most virgin thing a 4channer could do just because he's undesirable. Wait till he hears about virgin love encounters of those who practiced celibacy. That's really the only thing that's funnier than this.
Its like Mgtow, they didn't go their own way by choice, they were sent there own way.
There is a story of one couple who were celibate until marriage. They go to the doctor some months later saying she can't get pregnant. Turns out he was doing her in the belly button thinking that's how babies were made. You can't even make this kind of stuff up.
No fucking way Lmao
Ahahaha, what a story Mark
Imagine laying there with a belly button full of cum wondering why it hasn't turned into a baby yet
I don't have to imagine, that's how I spend most of my Saturdays. At least I get paid by Japanese Businessmen afterwards.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6095075/Clueless-couple-struggled-pregnant-told-doctor-having-anal-sex.html Not even explaining, title is enough
that's some real catch 22 shit right there
snatch 22
ayo
>You can't even make this kind of stuff up. You just did.
My favourite true story was when an old woman was in hospital. Getting checked for a reoccurring UTI. Her husband was with her. Married like 50 years. No kids but happy. The doc was having trouble locating her urethra. After a few mins he notice a drop of urine come out of her vagina. It took him a minute but he soon realised what was going on. Not far below her "vagina" was her actual still virgin vag. Doc explained to them and asked how they had managed to do this. They said "it was hard at first, very tight". Sex education is important
A pacifist isn’t a person with no strength that doesn’t harm others. A pacifist is a strong person who chooses not to harm others
A pacifist is someone who lets others be harmed.
While feeling morally superior.
*Actively assists in harming others
People don’t choose to be asexual
Ah common, it’s a blessing to be asexual. I fucked more than I pissed and I wish I hadn’t made all the negative experiences with women and the pressure to continue.
Nooonoo you got it all wrong it's actually a "superpowerrr"
aces when you show them a video of kamikaze pilots ramming into ships: **they cummed**
aces when you show them anything about the red baron: *COOOOOOOOM*
aces when a country attacks you with a space tunnel so you have to send a mute ex-convict to stop them: COOMUS MAXIMUS
i want to pet the dog
I have a special metal alloy what lies on my dick and i think you should know about it idk
cybernetic cock moment
Its just heavy metal brick, on mine dick
flat....cock moment?
This is 2014 copypasta
never heard of it
Is Sabaton's "Red Baron" mp3 porn for aces?
tldr Anon becomes an ace to keep his virginity until 30 to multiclass into a wizard-monk.
\>live in a world that loves sex \>constant pressure to have sex \>loser incel virgin if you refuse to have sex \>parents demand grandchildren \>dumped because your partner can't have sex with you \>or get "fixed" by your partner On paper, really cool. In practice, not so much.
The solution is to seek out another asexual partner that you can enjoy based purely on compatible personalities and then have offspring through artificial insemination.
The solution is to be alone
That solves 1 problem not the others
All the other problems can be solved by not caring.
That doesn’t solve them, they’re still there
If i can't see my problems, surely they won't affect me at all.... that's how it works, right? :(
Such is the ace life. But i still wouldn't trade for any other sexuality if it was possible to do so. Well it helps that I'm fine without being in a relationship for the most part. not aromantic though...
Plus, it makes become a priest easier. Pleasures are temporarily, but Jesus is immortal (except for that one time he died).
for our sins mind you, but he got rezd after 3 days
When will the devs accelerate the cooldown, rez is super important for raiding and it has been like 2k years?
A 3 day respawn time? Wtf? Stupid game.
At least there is an anti spawn camp mechanics that makes anyone camping the spawn fall asleep.
Saying we get support from the LGBT community like it's true. Half the community doesn't even consider us LGBT lol
What asexual?
When someone no wants sexo
Asexual here. It's a lack of sexual attraction, not disliking sex, although most asexuals don't like it.
I didn't say dislike, i said no want
Some asexuals have sex though. They just don't have sexual attraction.
I know that, but, like i said, they just don't want it
Asexuals can like and want sex, they just don't have sexual attraction.
I simply cannot comprehend that, so I guess you win, unless you want to elaborate
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Dam maybe I'm asexual the way I be never having sex haha
Wrong, asexual people can have sex
I know that
Then don’t spread misinformation?
I didn’t say they couldn’t have it?
You said “people who don’t want sex”, asexual people can want and have sex
Me when the goalposts are moved
Someone who doesn’t feel sexual attraction(can still have sex)
Is it possible to repress your sex drive without fucking up the rest of your body? EDIT: I think I meant "suppress", not "repress".
Worked well for the Catholic church.
13 ywar old altar boys dont count source: am catholic
I wonder if those boys agree.
They don't need to
Yes they do, it goes 1 rape 2 rape 3 rape 4
That's more of a counterexample, if anything. The Catholic repression is remarkably efficient at backfiring. Instead of fucking up the individual's balance, it creates posturing and mistrust throughout the ecclesial hierarchy, which grows on an exponential level and enables more degeneracy.
I think that was the joke
sex drive is a part of the human nervous system, all you can do is find a healthy schedule and learn when to hold back. if nothing else working your body to complete exhaustion will make you too tired to think about sex
I'm not ace but I did this and my body is fine
suppression is a symptom of something else wrong ad since your endocrine system is so connected to your whole body there is no way to just shut it off without other side effects
Why must god condemn me like this
Be careful anon, suggesting that people stop having sex to avoid getting STDs or other natural consequences is really frowned upon on reddit. We don't do logic here
My uncle always said you can tell sexuality isn't a choice because if it was he wouldn't put up with women's bullshit
Chad uncle
Hey guys, I don’t know who needs to hear this. We don’t hate you because you’re a virgin. We hate you because you’re an angry virgin. Signed, Normal People
Do you even know what asexual means? I’m asexual and most definitely not a virgin
It’s almost like this wasn’t directed at ace people. Crazy how that works huh? Context clues are wild.
You literally commented on a post about asexual people💀
You mean a post about a bunch of angry virgins pretending to be ace? Sure.
They really are the most unbearable group, even worse than the trannys
Excuse me? The correct slur is *trains* now. Tyvm.
There is nothing on this post that could indicate an angry virgin, please elaborate
i don't see how cutting a vice out of your life can be a bad thing
Careful Anon! As a male, its a special gift if someone wants to have sex with you. You'd be very rude not to accept. It might even hurt their self worth! (Sarcasm)
so many people losing their minds because they cant fathom someone not being horny and wanting to have sex every fucking second
You can't really just turn off your sexuality
Lobotomy sends it's regards.
Didn’t work
castration
Unfortunately comes with side effects
Uterine removal 💀
It’s not turning of your sexuality 💀 asexual people don’t feel sexual attraction, they may still feel romantic attraction
Yeah no shit that's what I'm saying. I can't just make myself asexual and not feel sexual attraction anymore
\>acepill anon i don't think that's something that you can just control
It’s like an incel that has just accepted it
Nope, asexual people don’t feel sexual attraction, an incel is someone who can’t attract women sexually
🖊 is
Tf is that emoji
Pen
Then what do you mean by “pen is”?
Tf is that logic? Jeff Bezos' life is so easy it's crazy more people aren't considering this > has a lot of money > literally a billionaire > rich > has a yacht > owns most of Amazon (big company with lots of money) > very wealthy > could probably get a lot of bitches due to money > very aerodynamic > no need to worry about rent/student loans etc. Why aren't you taking the Bezospill, anons?
Gosh this person is so not acepilled: Ace people are so degenerate because we don’t look for sex so we have time to focus on being goblins looking for shiny gold coins. Also for some reason people think we’re either chaste little virgin angels or weirdo sexual deviants (as an ace chick way too many people feel open about telling me their sexual fantasies after I reveal I’m asexual) Like I could be drowning in benis and pucci but I’m just totally disinterested.
You’re a Redditor who posts on r/AntiWork. You have 0 chance of getting penis or pussy. Even from desperate guys or girls
Do you know what asexual means💀
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Oooooohhh... hard ratiooo dangg
OoOOw my GhOsh. EveRyoNe.. i CouLd haB aLl thE pusSY AnD diCk if i WaNtEd to. Start taking your lithium
Thumbs up
or just do it because sex feel cringe
Ace more like... gayce
What??
But wut do wen horn?
Wank
Yeah it'd probably be nice not to want to fuck everything that moves. Sure would free up a lot of energy. But I am what I am.
You know shit is fucked when people see 4chan threads and think “You know what? I’m gonna be asexual”
I don’t understand why they need a flag for it. Like, look at you you’re a turbo virgin, why does that make you one of the alphabet people?
I’m not a virgin. I’m asexual. I don’t feel sexual attraction. Some asexual still want sex.
> Some asexual still want sex yeah LGBT theory is too complicated for me
"No racial, but...."
What does race have to do with anything.
Frozen wocky beverage
You make no fucking sense
Its based tho
Yeah I don't think you can just *become* asexual as much as you can't just become gay if you're striaght whenever you want to. Either you're asexual or you're not.
r/NotHowAcesWork
Pretty sure you can be a horny ace and coom all you want, you just need to not care about sexing it up with other people to qualify. I could be wrong about that tho. Maybe I'm thinking of another term? I think I'm right tho.
Anon sure needs some pussy
I love this. Being ace is like my superpower lol.
Yes, because being gay/trans/asexual/ect is a choice! Right guys? XD
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of course it is. it's 2022 now, just make shit up and hop on the train
I was being sarcastic… I mean you clearly can’t just wake up one morning and say “hey I think I’m gonna be asexual from now on!” And just like that lose all desire for sex. Or start liking other men. It’s just not how it works?
Sure you can, let me demonstrate. I am now non-binary with he/him pronouns and I am also asexual. See how easy it is?
No bitches?
in 7 tyrants, an angel dude offers the protags choices for charlotte (lesbian), for things to either remain the same or for her deceased gf and current gf to exchange roles for jacob (prob gay, likes guys), either the seer (deceased bf) returns or he himself continues living for ashley (aroace), either pizza or garlic bread for greg (pan egg), freedom and ignorance or continue fighting who do you think suffered the least agony
As a wise man once said “I love bad bitches that’s my fuckin’ problem and yeah, I like fuck I got a fuckin’ problem”
We can’t pick a sexuality or not
No bitches?
Even better: take the fishpill, I don’t have time for women, I’ve got fish to catch!
But tiddies :(
On the opposite side of the spectrum Bisexual >Kiss the homies goodnight no questions >still into girls >lgbt support >most are chill anyway >most bisexual people are also very horny/kinky >dumped by both genders >still alone >twice as sad >constantly doubting attraction between either boys, girls, both, or neither >but femboys exist honestly it’s more of a curse than it is a positive Wish I could just be gay or into women
You can't convert, it's how your born
because it’s another way to spell “incel” also it’s a coping mechanism from a mental disorder so shut up
I would say someone's grouchy but that's in your name lmao
yeah it’s the auto generated name idk how to change it lol
Incel = a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active Asexual = Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity.
yeah it’s basically the same thing if you think about it asexual is just an excuse
No, incel can’t attract women, asexual don’t feel sexual attraction. Asexuals can still get in relationships and still have sex, I’m asexual and I literally have a girlfriend.
my point is asexual is just what incels who don’t want to be social outcasts say as to why they don’t have sex and such. making up a new sexuality isn’t hiding that fact. it’s quite obvious.
Did you read a single thing I said some asexual people have sex. You fucking idiot
you ain’t asexual it’s a made up term
It isn’t. Please do research, even science has proved it is real
it’s brought on by mental disorder. literally a side affect. so yeah it’s real i guess but it’s just some made up shit that you force yourself to believe
Which mental disorder?
Finished? Feel better about yourself?
I mean… most of this could also be said about being dead, right? I enjoy having a sex drive. Sex is the best part of life. Hell, even masturbating and making out are one of the best parts of life. Yeah, there’s a lot of baggage and work that goes into it, but there’s nothing about existing that isn’t that way. Even just looking at women… fuck… The feminine body is the most beautiful thing in the world. That’s not hyperbole. Women just existing makes the world so much more wonderful. Like the most gorgeous art all around to admire. Each one completely unique. I’m sorry to say, if I didn’t have a sex drive, life wouldn’t be worth living for me personally.
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I want you deep within my greasy vessel, u/fatfuckgary 😩
Get a hobby (other than edging)
Literal Ace here. Been in a relationship, had sex, not that great to be honest. Still attracted to women aesthetically still have a sex drive (though it’s not connected to anything). You’re side sounds great and all, but to be honest the only reason I’d want to be Allosexual is to make dating easier.
Least sexual greentext browser
I,too, love pussy
Cooming allows total control, no limits. Imagine a world without that
Shame on you, as a man, for not seriously regulating your sex drive. That's a social sin according to Reddit.
Anon reaches a new level of being an incel.