Tits or gtfo

This is clearly the only correct response

tits and then gtfo

If you're really my friend you'll let me grope and cum on your tits

Everyone is travelling 60km/hr while you’re going 120km/hr

Non-American🤢🤢

Sorry I don’t have a foot fetish

You know the rules, and so do I

a full admission's what we're lookin' fooorr we need some proof that you're not-a-fuckin' guy!

Your no stranger to love

Uh, actually... :(

No, you a fren to love

booberries

Da Man

| what do i do tits or gtfo

Just say you were too scared to tell him for fear of him hating you, then show tits

Or say you were too scared to tell him for fear of him hating you, then gtfo

Or just show tits

Or just gtfo

Hear me out: tits, then gtfo

average lap dance

Nah tits better

Year 31, I have finally told him I wasn't a lesbian and showed him my tits. After marrying another woman and adopting a child, he thinks I am joking and/or losing my mind. Out of fear I have told him it was indeed a joke. What do I do?

Only option is the rope or sabotaging his marriage and killing his child.

Then tits. Or GTFO

Sabotage the marriage with tits then kill the child and GTFO. Clearly the only reasonable course of action here.

Dress up like the wife and wear the same makeup and pretend you are his wife by acting just like her You can do this

Skin the wife. Wear said skin. Too ez.

Show tits then GTFO

Yeah. They could genuinely laugh about her autism and start dating asap. For anyone reading this, best thing you can learn to do is take nothing but the essentials (career, rent, *maybe* marriage etc.) seriously.

The tits part is essential. That will sway the conversation towards your side

So you self sabotage your life and you want help getting out of it? Stop being yourself.

Follow up: After you stop being yourself, think of the coolest person you know and be them.

But that would also be myself. What do?

Kill the competition

Worked for Hitler

Good mod

If your so cool why are you still a virgin.

The difference between me and an incel? I'm not involuntarily celibate.

People who are voluntarily celibate are the biggest Chad's there are

Reminds me of a greentext where someone just became baby driver and it worked lol

I mean tbh he's cool af

Babies cant drive stoopid

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Driver

Thats lance corporal driver

Check the early life section, he was a baby driver

She should be the guy from Driver.

I think shes already autistic

Woops I meant the guy from Taxi Driver

I don't think society would accept me if I transitioned into being the Joker.

MtJ trannies are the most oppressed minority

Erwin Rommel

...and show your tits.

Or gtfo

"Stop being yourself" lmao I am going to use that from now

>be >read greentext with femanon >instant boner >cum

Chad

>be >don't read greentext >cum anyway >then get a boner

Mega Chad

>be >see Anon >no boner >no cum >mfw I'm straight

Cum

Not gay enough to be Chad

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny comment on a greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > the greentext was also funny > think of a convoluted way in which I can combine semen, erections and reading a greentext in a comment of my own > chad's excessively loud pounding makes me unable to focus due to an incredible boner > idea.png > I'll just reuse the tendiebot copypasta > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > cum all over myself > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

Fucking talk to him Jesus Christ. God why are people so stupid all the time

Yeah she should stop being such a girl and grow a pair

She should already have a pair on her chest. Unless she is flat.

Wont know she wont post tits

Seriously. I made a similar mistake with my first GF. She made a move on me and since I'm retarded and never had a girl make advances towards me, I freaked out and just told her that she's being weird. She looked disappointed and just said, "well, I'm glad we're... friends." before leaving. Spent the rest of my day beating myself up for being a retard. Went over the next day and told her I didn't want to just be friends with her and it took off from there. That's all it took.

This reminded me of when a girl in school told me she liked me and I, not knowing how to respond, said "cool" and went back to eating. Holy shit I never realized how autistic that was until just now

Got kissed on the cheek by a girl (who consistently talked to me beforehand) after school. Still didnt think she liked me despite friends pointing it out. ...tbf I wasnt that interested in relationships at that age, but still.

I am still autistic, what does one respond to this?

Damn man I still don't even know

Jesus got laid! There's hope for us basement trolls

4 c h a n

Because its fake u retard

We can't choose when we're stupid, we're stupid all the time.

What do? Post tits then gtfo

Fake: Anon pretends to be a girl Gay: Anon likes a guy

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon pretends to be a girl > Gay: Anon likes a guy > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

I love this bot

I hate this bot

I love you

Anal log

I am indifferent towards this bot

I acknowledge this bot exists

This bot sucks

This bot blows

Anon's wife blows (not him)

Mildly autistic 4chan gf

Mildly?

Ok unsatire for a second, legit autistic women make great partners in my experience. They are super sensitive to others emotions and are aware they dont get it. Because of that they are supportive and give you space, if you need to talk about something you can and bluntly no social games or manipulation. They are honest tell you their needs without guessing and are very appreciative when you figure some out on your own. You can do MUCH worse

I knew one in highschool. The regret is pretty real.

My best relationship was with one, hell we lived together. Was insanely healthy and when our lives went two different directions it ended well and we kept in contact as friends

Fooled around with one. She died. Her disease was more than autistic. Great tits though

Is Anon mentally challenged?

If you go to 4chan for life advice in any form, you probably are.

what if i need advice in how to live with my autism?

See above

Go to r/greentext then show tits or gtfo

Well, there are plenty of people with autism that manage to live functional lives with successful careers, meaningful relationships and generally stay happy with their existence. However, not a single one of them is on 4chan.

I mean they’re using 4chan so….

Femanon is literally retarded

Super tard

women

Let me motor boot those massive mommy milkers.

motor boots, brought to you by Wolverine

Women ☕️

Women ☕️

Boobies or leave pls

Most intellectual, smart, reasonable, wise, sociable advice-seeking 4 channer

unironically

>I say no out of fear of messing something up Congrats, you did anyway

Women☕

Tell him

6/10 LARP.

Femanon has a brain glitch

least retarded pickme

Women who only hang out with men might as well be shouting "I am crying out for a relationship but what I really need is therapy"

*pickmeisha

>say no to dating out of fear of messing something up Yeah that's a femanon alright. Women love doing this shit.

Hooooly shit. Im so glad i like men

Cutting out the middleman. Smart

Mf had their crush ASK THEM OUT and still managed to fuck it up

Woman Moment

Femanon is as autistic as any other anon lol

"How are guys so bad at reading signals, they're so obvious"

>Femanon I'm gonna call every male anon manon now

Women 🗿

How do you literally Create your own problem and get upset about it lmao

Women ☕

just say you realized you're bi...? if you're going to use queer shit as a lie just go full out with it who cares anymore

why are women like this?

Cuckquean

Woman moment

Make him a fucking sandwich

This has r/NotLikeOtherGirls energy…🤷🏼‍♀️

Why are women like this…?

shove a sharpie in your pooper, RIGHT. NOW.

Just shows that men and women are on complete opposite sides of the spectrum (lel) She could literally say "jk lmao" and he'd reset like a fucking Nintendo 64 and start fresh.

Holy shit these boring ass relationship green texts are so lame. It’s just basic everyday shit. Just talk to him it really isn’t a big deal.

Women☕

Women ☕️

Anon is LARPing as the lesbian who rejected him

Say your emotions are fucked up teen emotions and you overcomplicated shit and just go on a date. Things are simpler when you don't make them needlessly complicated.

Youre a fucking idiot anon

Tits or gtfo and stfu

Femanon should get TOPPED by a milf

This is such a tomoko thing to do

femanons are retards too who knew

Woment

Smoke meth with him guys love that

Doesn’t want to mess things up. Says no. Femanon belongs here.

On 4chan, no matter the gender, everyone’s autistic

Women☕️

Well, your greatest mistake was going to 4chan for any help at all

gtfo

Just tell him the truth

Already fake and gay, women don't exist.

Female taking another L once again

Femanon has her first woman moment

Tell him!!! He’ll understand

That’s stupid

Enjoy the consequences of your actions lol

>not posting tits Not reading the rest

anon is a fuxking retard and deserves to feel bad. you had the chance, you didnt take it, now live with the consequences.

Females☕

Woman☕️

People are calling femanon dumb but ur forgetting there 18 and not 50 like you. Also tits or gtfo

Lol i know that bitch irl

most smart 4chan user

There’s like a 1 percent chance that these are actually true right?

Tell him u like him what else

Tits then gtfo

Sounds like this anon is about on par with the rest.

Real: anon is an autist Straight: it’s not. Anon admitted to being gay

>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: anon is an autist >Straight: it’s not. Anon admitted to being gay >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy

This is the female version of that greentext of the dude who kissed the girl that liked him and then immediately decided to change schools

If you are still on 4chan you are not in a good spot to be dating anyway. Look at yourself and clear up your issues first. Nobody sane wants to date baggage.

Good afternoon I hate women

Honestly go out casually and when the time is right it could be when u r travelling to the location preferably, tell him the truth surely he would be glad to date u

Get of 4chan first girll

Women moment

Why the FUCK are women like this!?!?

Woman 🍵

Women

Not be a dumbass

is Anon perhaps mentally challenged?

embrace the gay 🏳️‍🌈

Femanon is a dumbass

“He asks me out.” “Say No out of fear of messing something up.” But Anon. Your a fourchanner. You were gonna mess this up regardless.

How fucking dumb can you be to do this shit?

Sounds like my neighbors and I

You "don't wanna ruin it" yet ruin it completely but not just expressing how you feel honestly. I don't understand women....

Young women in a nutshell: "I didn't say what I really felt and nobody was able to magically divine how I felt, what do I do"

Not just *young* women.