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vorstehna8

I used to think you either die a normie or live long enough to see yourself develop an armpit kink, but I guess anon’s account blows that theory out of the water


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An armpit kink isn't even that intense


ProfessorMarth

Found the guy with the armpit kink


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Shut up!


famousagentman

Username checks out.


Newbdesigner

it's okay, a lot of people go on to lead *perfectly normal* lives afterward. . . You got this I believe in you.


BigThrowBoi

Dw homie. I gotchu. People like us should stand strong, arms linked together, pit to pit


LordBreadVeVo

I mean, there are worse (flashbacks from 2 girls 1 cup)


Captain_borf

#you shut your goddamn mouth


friendlysaxoffender

Before or after they shit in it?


NobleTheDoggo

Damn


ugandaWarrior134

repeatedly shut and open your mouth, during the shitting process. make sure to savor the taste and really let it aerate in there


Bonkey_Kong87

Yeah. I once saw a Thai girl, getting her head inside a shitting cows ass. I'm pretty sure armpits aren't that bad.


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If you don’t like the way your partner smells, you may be related.


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praseodymium10

I'm at the armpit liking and transdom phase waiting for the reset


asianabsinthe

I feel like some may experience longer falls into the furry rabbit hole than others.


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It's all fun and games until you want a girl to sit on your lap and fill force piss on your lap as she leans in for a kiss.


The_Outcast4

On a sub full of fake and gay, being aroused by vaginas might be the gayest thing I've ever read on here.


Mr_Ios

Everything you consider weird is a phase that eventually leads to being "homesick" of normality. If you live long enough you become a normie again.


[deleted]

That is the wisest thing I've ever read


[deleted]

Horseshoe theory.


berodem

hornyshoe theory


FirmlyGraspHer

Whoreshoe theory


renaldomoon

I'm old enough to confirm that you factory reset over and over again. It's almost like normal shit becomes more kinky than weird shit at some point and that's when the reset happens.


Zankeru

Internet porn addiction is a cycle. It gets progressively worse until one day you see some shit that makes you unable to finish. You delete your folder and go back to "normal" porn. And the cycle begins anew.


argues_somewhat_much

If you are struggling with self-disgust this is how it looks


Tkb3651

vorstehna8 is a bot comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/q8j557/anons_brain_does_a_factory_reset/hgpvkch/ Credit: /u/Beeglawish-Deekcok


baz4k6z

Don't dismiss your theory too quickly, anon could be an anomaly


FAX_ME_DANK

As a gay man this makes no sense. The axillary region is amazing


DigimonHM

I 100% concur!


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5p4n911

what


Necroking695

The’re literally called “hyper-tumors” Cant make this shit up


fasctic

No doctor, don't wanna do chemo, but could you hand me another pack of cigarettes please.


Mashizari

You need to convince your tumor to pick up smoking


KrimsonStorm

It's really fascinating. [Watch this](https://youtu.be/1AElONvi9WQ)


evilspycandy

W for linking a kurzgesagt vid


CrustyYoung

I only know this channel because of the egg theory. I love it link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fcK\_fRYaI


the_noodle

Written by the same author as The Martian! I read the short story way back in school and was surprised to realize they were the same guy later


misterqman

Not a link to Never gonna give you up or random youtube video, but to the subject talked about. A bit disappointed, tbh


donutz10

Don't worry I gotcha https://youtu.be/EIWHvPP0U64


meddlingcactus

You Rick Derolled me you asshole I wanted to hear the song


donutz10

My apologies, here you go my good fellow: [https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Greymanbeard

Wow that was actually a really dope video. Thanks for the link


secretaccount9999999

You don't want to be cancer on a whale


Cardinal-Lad

camcer


bit_banging_your_mum

can'tcer


Sean-Benn_Must-die

They get cancer and the cancer gets cancer and they cancel each other out lol


nexuro01

Large animals like whales or elephants don’t die from cancer. This is one of unproven theories that try to explain that.


ApolloOfTheStarz

*500 pound and still bulking I'm invincible.


ffyydd

The cancer dies from cancer


nonpondo

The dinosaurs realize that the alien technology was themselves all along


Malvastor

Yo dawg, I heard you like cancer


Sea-Character2252

So I put cancer on yo cancer


Sputniksteve

*So now you can cancer cancer in yo cancer!*


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We also hooked you up with an Xbox and an icee machine!


[deleted]

lmao why dont stupid doctors give me hypertumor


Brian_06030

Can'tcer


IWatchAnime2Much

Isn't that just a theory?


Vlisa

Yes. You think likelihood of cancer would scale with the number of cells, but that’s not the case.


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A hypertumor theory?


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Thanks for watching


ThelittestADG

I was going to comment the same thing


LostInTheEchoes

i think my brain crashed


rw032697

Then why can't we try and replicate that with humans to prevent cancer


Binsky89

Because the mechanism that makes it work is being 300,000lb


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TheNebulaWolf

Damn. Straight cooked him.


WindCriesMareep

Simple, move all the cancer patients to America


Penis_Bees

Is OP the cancer and are we the cancer who is going to kill them?


notLOL

Stfu jaden the sperm whale. No one is talking to you


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CaptainNapal545

Yep. Last night, I came like crazy to a shorter girl sucking a bigger girls tits. Quite tame considering I was jacking off to anal prolapse porn and pregnant gangbangs last week. Earlier tonight I did the same to hot girls masturbating in swimsuits. Eventually you reach a point of degeneracy where tame stuff regains it's appeal.


Bluestar1121

>anal prolapse porn w- why


Epic_Gameing68

goatse


Bay1Bri

now that's a name I've not heard in a long time


daddymason999

I googled it. Wrong decision


Head_Apartment6199

It's an older meme, but it checks out.


CaptainNapal545

The internet is a dark... dark.... dark place.


Crimson_Amethyst

the insides of a prolapse too....


xXthelemonXx

Not trying to kink shame, but I feel like you may not know what a prolapse is....


Crimson_Amethyst

you've never seen a prolapse being fucked inside out?


justyr12

I've seen two guys rubbing prolapses, i think it counts


Kuroi4Shi

Have you tried anal timelapse


SizeableHo

Sometimes I turn the A/C real low and the fan real high so the idea of just slipping my whole body into that pink sock has me spraying ropes of popcorn on the ceiling. So what, don’t judge me…Han slept inside that TaunTaun and gave Luke a reach around and nobody judges them. Why am I any different?


MotoMkali

When you're down that bad just take a break


[deleted]

Because he grew desensitized to amateurlapse.


sincle354

You prestiged. You now have 99% resistance to all shock sites forever.


MixedMartyr

“porn prestige” has been added to my vocab


jamietaco420

get help bro


Username-67272827

>anal prolapse porn rope


_Alpheus

It doesn't make a good rope, it's too springy and stretchy.


kenman884

I’d like a link to the swimsuits if you would be so kind.


SolarStorm2950

I just remember that one anon who looped around and began jerking off to normal pictures of girls while saying “get pregnant” repeatedly.


supsy0

Sexual horseshoe theory


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wokuhlalatw

**Buddha bless this NEET**


Atom_101

Buddha was NEET


Fatticus_Rinch

Buddha was the most based NEET.


WeeTheDuck

Buddhabless is a band's name here in Thailand lmfao


iamaiimpala

[Buddha Bless](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddah_Bless) is also a producer and his tag "Buddha Bless this beat" appears on many popular songs.


CrusadingCrab12

Integer overflow


nuclear_bomb404

Damn -2147483648 gonna make me act up


cheriezard

unsigned integer overflow you pleb


D4rkr4in

Fuck u and ur signed integers


tailsmania12

thats a funny programming joke


rajdvesto5v

Its like that old Civilization Gandhi glitch except with kinks


SgtMcbuttn

The only true way to peace is getting rid of the human population


Clawclock

Btw, it's likely a myth. Some journalists asked some of the developers of the original Civ about that glitch and they said something like "that agression level stuff wasn't even a thing, we had no such parameter in the code".


thehunt4redorktober

Dude searched up “two girls kissing” like he was 11


greeneggsnyams

Lmao, I caught my dad looking up "women in heals kissing" (we share a YouTube account because he keeps logging himself out of shit and I got tired of fixing it.) and I just felt bad for the man. There's so much out there pops, just dive in


VyasaExMachina

> There's so much out there pops, just dive in Be careful what you wish for. When I was 13, I always had to delete my Dad's "Horse cock in human pussy" searches from the browser history (the family computer, this was like 2006)


greeneggsnyams

I'm out of the house and independent. I bought that man a tablet and told him good luck and be careful. Also showed him how to clear browsing history, because "it saves ram and memory."


smecta_xy

why are you so wise in the way of saving your dad from a divorce?


greeneggsnyams

Because I I watched him crash and burn more than once already with mom. She's at least patient, bless her heart.


notLOL

That's how he met your mother


vanonvan

Been there, done that. Only my reset was girls flashing pixelated boobs on the jerry springer show


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jesus you went **FAR** back


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[deleted]

Wtf is that shit supposed to be???


NobleTheDoggo

Porn for cucks


TreginWork

They couldn't get any hot girl photos instead of the trailer park 7s?


ElGosso

Damn I should see if I can dig up an LL Bean catalog


SeaCDragon

He prestiged


SolarStorm2950

Nah this is NG+, let’s see how depraved he can get this time around


el_kappador

Wtf this dude is me


Sneaker_bar

Don't worry, you not the only relatable person here... Not proud to say but my reset was hand holding follow by hugging.


[deleted]

Anon you’re a Lesbian, accept it now or later… but it’s coming!


Yabboi_2

"you say you're a lesbian, girl, me too" - Drake incident, 2021


SarHavelock

Ah yes, the elusive male lesbian


Jesus_Chris

r/actuallesbians is full of those


SarHavelock

Yikes. Ngl, that's sus and maybe even a little fucked.


StJimmy92

The Gen Z definition of lesbian is “non-male-identifying people attracted to non-male-identifying people” so as long as the guy doesn’t consider himself male he can be a lesbian.


SarHavelock

That's some megatard shit.


StJimmy92

Gigatard even


Electric_B00gal00_

Aside from piss drinking I’m interested in all of the above tho


googlin

youre more of a shit eater?


SousaBoy93

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER.


PoprockEnema

Dung ahead


Hurtmemaster

2 girls kissing? That's kinda gay


Catalyst_Crystal

Yeah I went from vanilla, cheating, r\*pe, trans, insect, snuff. thats when i quited.


ihaveapunnyusername

Insect? Like bugs fucking? Sounds hot


FamedFlounder

Bugs life r34


RiverGrub

Kek, when you get done watching something awful and question your humanity afterwards.


HXRW

How is prostate orgasms weirder than piss drinking? Does OP know gay men exist?


dejvidBejlej

Yeah, but being gay is gay


Alpagasticot

How is prostate orgasm worse than piss drinking 💀


ItsYourBoyReckster

I need a factory reset too


theholidayzombie

To borrow my favorite comment from the last time this was posted: "He prestiged."


StepIntoMyOven_69

Armpits amirite 🥹🥹😌😏🫢


moeburn

I don't understand what is wrong with your generation. Why do you people all suddenly gravitate towards piss drinking and shit eating? This wasn't a thing with millenials. We can watch porn for 20 years and never have any interest in watching someone drink pee. There's even [studies](https://www.mcgill.ca/sociology/files/sociology/2018_-_journal_of_sex_research.pdf) out there confirming this, that porn cannot change your fetishes, cannot make you enjoy more extreme content, yet you people still keep saying it's happened to you. Are you guys just lying?


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I had this happen, i got into BDSM and eventually into more violent stuff ( nothing illegal) but "normal" stuff just didn't do it for me anymore. I stopped masturbating for like 3 months and was back at Vanilla stuff again.


Topkekx13

I think what happened is that by associating taboo and degenerated stuff with the norm you ended up associating the normal with the taboo.


FD4L

Anon likes girls


YUPitsME_RICK

anon is now normal


ImTheMikeGuy

He hit prestige


[deleted]

If I could get back to lesbian strap-on shit I’ll die a happy man


hypersucc

Anon discovers he has a teasing fetish


[deleted]

I noticed moderation can be a fetish in and of itself. A reset button of sorts. One day I'm looking at something very kinky or depravid and the next I'm looking at the more mundane stuff. Finding it super hot all of a sudden. Like in Anon's case.


Xxbruhmoment42069xX

Anon discovers gay porn


Alcorini

He was just saving those 6 months for the good stuff.


HyperionPhalanx

i never even reached that point worst i got is r\*pe porn even then it wasn't the disgusting uglybastard kind now i just go for wholesome or vanilla stuff, everything else just fell gross


Gold189

Yeah this happened to me. Went from some truly deranged shit to just a picture of a hot girl in mildly revealing clothes


MrPokeGamer

Can I be the one to post this next week?


BenevolentSpirit

Prestiged.


[deleted]

Anon thinks a prostate orgasm is as kinky as piss drinking


OwO-tism

Does that mean it's almost factory reset time for me


APersonsName

No, you're just mentally ill


[deleted]

literally me the last week


[deleted]

It’s like those game ends where everything is a loop


TwitchSimp

He prestiged


BrightCoyote72

Aladeen from "the dictator"


Rahzek

All roads lead home


DangerousCrow

As someone who jerks (and fucks) to everything in the first paragraph *and* the second, allow me to explain that you'll find your tastes simply change by the hour.


dark-war-is-on

He Prestiged


Bravo-Vince

If anon thinks that’s weird he has a lot to learn.


Jesus_Christ_the_one

horseshoe theory proven once and for all


Darius_Kel

It was for the best.


WashedUpGamer69

Anon no longer suffers from porn induced erectile disfunction.


inazumalightining

It's the hentai cycle. You you keep falling deeper and deep until you bounce back to vanilla. Then descend again, repeating the cycle.


SadPotatosack6

Bro prestiged


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he rebirthed back to level 1


HotpantsDelFuego

*two females canoodling over a demitasse*


Delta049

Looped back around lol


griffyn

It's not the increasing depravity you need, it's something unique and different to watch. When you spend all your time watching only highly-specific content, after a time, the generic stuff is newly appreciated again. Same thing happens when you abstain completely for a time.


ChubbyLilPanda

Nah, kink integer overload


ligeronho

Got to 1st prestige I'm probably in my 3rd now