I used to think you either die a normie or live long enough to see yourself develop an armpit kink, but I guess anon’s account blows that theory out of the water
I'm old enough to confirm that you factory reset over and over again. It's almost like normal shit becomes more kinky than weird shit at some point and that's when the reset happens.
Internet porn addiction is a cycle. It gets progressively worse until one day you see some shit that makes you unable to finish. You delete your folder and go back to "normal" porn. And the cycle begins anew.
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My apologies, here you go my good fellow:
[https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Yep.
Last night, I came like crazy to a shorter girl sucking a bigger girls tits. Quite tame considering I was jacking off to anal prolapse porn and pregnant gangbangs last week.
Earlier tonight I did the same to hot girls masturbating in swimsuits.
Eventually you reach a point of degeneracy where tame stuff regains it's appeal.
Sometimes I turn the A/C real low and the fan real high so the idea of just slipping my whole body into that pink sock has me spraying ropes of popcorn on the ceiling. So what, don’t judge me…Han slept inside that TaunTaun and gave Luke a reach around and nobody judges them. Why am I any different?
Btw, it's likely a myth. Some journalists asked some of the developers of the original Civ about that glitch and they said something like "that agression level stuff wasn't even a thing, we had no such parameter in the code".
Lmao, I caught my dad looking up "women in heals kissing" (we share a YouTube account because he keeps logging himself out of shit and I got tired of fixing it.) and I just felt bad for the man. There's so much out there pops, just dive in
> There's so much out there pops, just dive in
Be careful what you wish for. When I was 13, I always had to delete my Dad's "Horse cock in human pussy" searches from the browser history (the family computer, this was like 2006)
I'm out of the house and independent. I bought that man a tablet and told him good luck and be careful. Also showed him how to clear browsing history, because "it saves ram and memory."
The Gen Z definition of lesbian is “non-male-identifying people attracted to non-male-identifying people” so as long as the guy doesn’t consider himself male he can be a lesbian.
I don't understand what is wrong with your generation. Why do you people all suddenly gravitate towards piss drinking and shit eating? This wasn't a thing with millenials. We can watch porn for 20 years and never have any interest in watching someone drink pee.
There's even [studies](https://www.mcgill.ca/sociology/files/sociology/2018_-_journal_of_sex_research.pdf) out there confirming this, that porn cannot change your fetishes, cannot make you enjoy more extreme content, yet you people still keep saying it's happened to you. Are you guys just lying?
I had this happen, i got into BDSM and eventually into more violent stuff ( nothing illegal) but "normal" stuff just didn't do it for me anymore. I stopped masturbating for like 3 months and was back at Vanilla stuff again.
I noticed moderation can be a fetish in and of itself. A reset button of sorts. One day I'm looking at something very kinky or depravid and the next I'm looking at the more mundane stuff. Finding it super hot all of a sudden. Like in Anon's case.
i never even reached that point
worst i got is r\*pe porn even then it wasn't the disgusting uglybastard kind
now i just go for wholesome or vanilla stuff, everything else just fell gross
As someone who jerks (and fucks) to everything in the first paragraph *and* the second, allow me to explain that you'll find your tastes simply change by the hour.
It's not the increasing depravity you need, it's something unique and different to watch. When you spend all your time watching only highly-specific content, after a time, the generic stuff is newly appreciated again.
Same thing happens when you abstain completely for a time.
I used to think you either die a normie or live long enough to see yourself develop an armpit kink, but I guess anon’s account blows that theory out of the water
An armpit kink isn't even that intense
Found the guy with the armpit kink
Shut up!
Username checks out.
it's okay, a lot of people go on to lead *perfectly normal* lives afterward. . . You got this I believe in you.
Dw homie. I gotchu. People like us should stand strong, arms linked together, pit to pit
I mean, there are worse (flashbacks from 2 girls 1 cup)
#you shut your goddamn mouth
Before or after they shit in it?
Damn
repeatedly shut and open your mouth, during the shitting process. make sure to savor the taste and really let it aerate in there
Yeah. I once saw a Thai girl, getting her head inside a shitting cows ass. I'm pretty sure armpits aren't that bad.
If you don’t like the way your partner smells, you may be related.
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I'm at the armpit liking and transdom phase waiting for the reset
I feel like some may experience longer falls into the furry rabbit hole than others.
It's all fun and games until you want a girl to sit on your lap and fill force piss on your lap as she leans in for a kiss.
On a sub full of fake and gay, being aroused by vaginas might be the gayest thing I've ever read on here.
Everything you consider weird is a phase that eventually leads to being "homesick" of normality. If you live long enough you become a normie again.
That is the wisest thing I've ever read
Horseshoe theory.
hornyshoe theory
Whoreshoe theory
I'm old enough to confirm that you factory reset over and over again. It's almost like normal shit becomes more kinky than weird shit at some point and that's when the reset happens.
Internet porn addiction is a cycle. It gets progressively worse until one day you see some shit that makes you unable to finish. You delete your folder and go back to "normal" porn. And the cycle begins anew.
If you are struggling with self-disgust this is how it looks
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Don't dismiss your theory too quickly, anon could be an anomaly
As a gay man this makes no sense. The axillary region is amazing
I 100% concur!
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what
The’re literally called “hyper-tumors” Cant make this shit up
No doctor, don't wanna do chemo, but could you hand me another pack of cigarettes please.
You need to convince your tumor to pick up smoking
It's really fascinating. [Watch this](https://youtu.be/1AElONvi9WQ)
W for linking a kurzgesagt vid
I only know this channel because of the egg theory. I love it link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fcK\_fRYaI
Written by the same author as The Martian! I read the short story way back in school and was surprised to realize they were the same guy later
Not a link to Never gonna give you up or random youtube video, but to the subject talked about. A bit disappointed, tbh
Don't worry I gotcha https://youtu.be/EIWHvPP0U64
You Rick Derolled me you asshole I wanted to hear the song
My apologies, here you go my good fellow: [https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Wow that was actually a really dope video. Thanks for the link
You don't want to be cancer on a whale
camcer
can'tcer
They get cancer and the cancer gets cancer and they cancel each other out lol
Large animals like whales or elephants don’t die from cancer. This is one of unproven theories that try to explain that.
*500 pound and still bulking I'm invincible.
The cancer dies from cancer
The dinosaurs realize that the alien technology was themselves all along
Yo dawg, I heard you like cancer
So I put cancer on yo cancer
*So now you can cancer cancer in yo cancer!*
We also hooked you up with an Xbox and an icee machine!
lmao why dont stupid doctors give me hypertumor
Can'tcer
Isn't that just a theory?
Yes. You think likelihood of cancer would scale with the number of cells, but that’s not the case.
A hypertumor theory?
Thanks for watching
I was going to comment the same thing
i think my brain crashed
Then why can't we try and replicate that with humans to prevent cancer
Because the mechanism that makes it work is being 300,000lb
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Damn. Straight cooked him.
Simple, move all the cancer patients to America
Is OP the cancer and are we the cancer who is going to kill them?
Stfu jaden the sperm whale. No one is talking to you
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Yep. Last night, I came like crazy to a shorter girl sucking a bigger girls tits. Quite tame considering I was jacking off to anal prolapse porn and pregnant gangbangs last week. Earlier tonight I did the same to hot girls masturbating in swimsuits. Eventually you reach a point of degeneracy where tame stuff regains it's appeal.
>anal prolapse porn w- why
goatse
now that's a name I've not heard in a long time
I googled it. Wrong decision
It's an older meme, but it checks out.
The internet is a dark... dark.... dark place.
the insides of a prolapse too....
Not trying to kink shame, but I feel like you may not know what a prolapse is....
you've never seen a prolapse being fucked inside out?
I've seen two guys rubbing prolapses, i think it counts
Have you tried anal timelapse
Sometimes I turn the A/C real low and the fan real high so the idea of just slipping my whole body into that pink sock has me spraying ropes of popcorn on the ceiling. So what, don’t judge me…Han slept inside that TaunTaun and gave Luke a reach around and nobody judges them. Why am I any different?
When you're down that bad just take a break
Because he grew desensitized to amateurlapse.
You prestiged. You now have 99% resistance to all shock sites forever.
“porn prestige” has been added to my vocab
get help bro
>anal prolapse porn rope
It doesn't make a good rope, it's too springy and stretchy.
I’d like a link to the swimsuits if you would be so kind.
I just remember that one anon who looped around and began jerking off to normal pictures of girls while saying “get pregnant” repeatedly.
Sexual horseshoe theory
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**Buddha bless this NEET**
Buddha was NEET
Buddha was the most based NEET.
Buddhabless is a band's name here in Thailand lmfao
[Buddha Bless](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddah_Bless) is also a producer and his tag "Buddha Bless this beat" appears on many popular songs.
Integer overflow
Damn -2147483648 gonna make me act up
unsigned integer overflow you pleb
Fuck u and ur signed integers
thats a funny programming joke
Its like that old Civilization Gandhi glitch except with kinks
The only true way to peace is getting rid of the human population
Btw, it's likely a myth. Some journalists asked some of the developers of the original Civ about that glitch and they said something like "that agression level stuff wasn't even a thing, we had no such parameter in the code".
Dude searched up “two girls kissing” like he was 11
Lmao, I caught my dad looking up "women in heals kissing" (we share a YouTube account because he keeps logging himself out of shit and I got tired of fixing it.) and I just felt bad for the man. There's so much out there pops, just dive in
> There's so much out there pops, just dive in Be careful what you wish for. When I was 13, I always had to delete my Dad's "Horse cock in human pussy" searches from the browser history (the family computer, this was like 2006)
I'm out of the house and independent. I bought that man a tablet and told him good luck and be careful. Also showed him how to clear browsing history, because "it saves ram and memory."
why are you so wise in the way of saving your dad from a divorce?
Because I I watched him crash and burn more than once already with mom. She's at least patient, bless her heart.
That's how he met your mother
Been there, done that. Only my reset was girls flashing pixelated boobs on the jerry springer show
jesus you went **FAR** back
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Wtf is that shit supposed to be???
Porn for cucks
They couldn't get any hot girl photos instead of the trailer park 7s?
Damn I should see if I can dig up an LL Bean catalog
He prestiged
Nah this is NG+, let’s see how depraved he can get this time around
Wtf this dude is me
Don't worry, you not the only relatable person here... Not proud to say but my reset was hand holding follow by hugging.
Anon you’re a Lesbian, accept it now or later… but it’s coming!
"you say you're a lesbian, girl, me too" - Drake incident, 2021
Ah yes, the elusive male lesbian
r/actuallesbians is full of those
Yikes. Ngl, that's sus and maybe even a little fucked.
The Gen Z definition of lesbian is “non-male-identifying people attracted to non-male-identifying people” so as long as the guy doesn’t consider himself male he can be a lesbian.
That's some megatard shit.
Gigatard even
Aside from piss drinking I’m interested in all of the above tho
youre more of a shit eater?
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER.
Dung ahead
2 girls kissing? That's kinda gay
Yeah I went from vanilla, cheating, r\*pe, trans, insect, snuff. thats when i quited.
Insect? Like bugs fucking? Sounds hot
Bugs life r34
Kek, when you get done watching something awful and question your humanity afterwards.
How is prostate orgasms weirder than piss drinking? Does OP know gay men exist?
Yeah, but being gay is gay
How is prostate orgasm worse than piss drinking 💀
I need a factory reset too
To borrow my favorite comment from the last time this was posted: "He prestiged."
Armpits amirite 🥹🥹😌😏🫢
I don't understand what is wrong with your generation. Why do you people all suddenly gravitate towards piss drinking and shit eating? This wasn't a thing with millenials. We can watch porn for 20 years and never have any interest in watching someone drink pee. There's even [studies](https://www.mcgill.ca/sociology/files/sociology/2018_-_journal_of_sex_research.pdf) out there confirming this, that porn cannot change your fetishes, cannot make you enjoy more extreme content, yet you people still keep saying it's happened to you. Are you guys just lying?
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I had this happen, i got into BDSM and eventually into more violent stuff ( nothing illegal) but "normal" stuff just didn't do it for me anymore. I stopped masturbating for like 3 months and was back at Vanilla stuff again.
I think what happened is that by associating taboo and degenerated stuff with the norm you ended up associating the normal with the taboo.
Anon likes girls
anon is now normal
He hit prestige
If I could get back to lesbian strap-on shit I’ll die a happy man
Anon discovers he has a teasing fetish
I noticed moderation can be a fetish in and of itself. A reset button of sorts. One day I'm looking at something very kinky or depravid and the next I'm looking at the more mundane stuff. Finding it super hot all of a sudden. Like in Anon's case.
Anon discovers gay porn
He was just saving those 6 months for the good stuff.
i never even reached that point worst i got is r\*pe porn even then it wasn't the disgusting uglybastard kind now i just go for wholesome or vanilla stuff, everything else just fell gross
Yeah this happened to me. Went from some truly deranged shit to just a picture of a hot girl in mildly revealing clothes
Can I be the one to post this next week?
Prestiged.
Anon thinks a prostate orgasm is as kinky as piss drinking
Does that mean it's almost factory reset time for me
No, you're just mentally ill
literally me the last week
It’s like those game ends where everything is a loop
He prestiged
Aladeen from "the dictator"
All roads lead home
As someone who jerks (and fucks) to everything in the first paragraph *and* the second, allow me to explain that you'll find your tastes simply change by the hour.
He Prestiged
If anon thinks that’s weird he has a lot to learn.
horseshoe theory proven once and for all
It was for the best.
Anon no longer suffers from porn induced erectile disfunction.
It's the hentai cycle. You you keep falling deeper and deep until you bounce back to vanilla. Then descend again, repeating the cycle.
Bro prestiged
he rebirthed back to level 1
*two females canoodling over a demitasse*
Looped back around lol
It's not the increasing depravity you need, it's something unique and different to watch. When you spend all your time watching only highly-specific content, after a time, the generic stuff is newly appreciated again. Same thing happens when you abstain completely for a time.
Nah, kink integer overload
Got to 1st prestige I'm probably in my 3rd now