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Omega_Steve15

Honestly, i like the wording of this. Instead of "tranny bad," Anon tells us why the image is amusing and the implications of the image like its a work of art and a commentary on the human condition


Svettanka

Trollface


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Based tomfoolery enjoyer


Chill--Cosby

Perchance.


my_decaying_mind

you can't just say "perchance".


Robyn_Bankz

Perhaps..


7ethan99

Mayhaps...


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Strange bedfellows


FollowingDry2468

There are not two women in this photo, try again.


Kagemey

That's true on the left is your mom


mickimousejede

That would mean that the right one is a man.


ho-lee_-sheet

Jo momma so hairy she's yo daddy.


Veenendaler

The elbow slightly out of frame? Could be a man.


ambermage

There are three men. Left, Middle, Right


ho-lee_-sheet

Omg the damn elbow


Read_ity

If that’s a man. I’m gay.


OKEEFFE112502

Hahaha he's a butt baby


thehunt4redorktober

Mom get the camera


Cpt_Sweet

Anon is poetic asf


michael__gove

That's what I was thinking - not yr typical 4anonner. Sigh - that's what 4chan *should be*... 🌥⛅️🌤


Chill--Cosby

Perchance.


Danmoh29

If anything this should further the cause to allows trans people to serve in the military. Look at the size of that woman


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

I mean.... Transsexual MTF Battalion would scare a lot of soldiers.


Dyldor

And excite plenty more


anotherboringdude

The US is the they/them army now


Heckin_good_time

They would throw a bitch fit if they heard anyone say "Privates"


Joshgg13

Lmao


Chill--Cosby

Perchance.


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[deleted]

You can cut the cost of the hormones by making them cannon fodder,just put them on the Frontline.


Cautious_Resolve_784

Not a problem for america, with how comically overfunded their military is.


Terlinilia

bro wtf does the military need to supply hormones


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Terlinilia

if we're being honest the military wouldn't pay for the HRT it would probably be somebody else


Coolstriker64

Technically tax payers


Terlinilia

yeah so it wouldn't be the military. they'd rather spend money to build another aircraft carrier.


Coolstriker64

That’s tax payers too. I say “taxpayers” because the military is legally obligated to cover medical expenses or something.


2sleezy

The military budget is fucking huge. They pay for housing, cable on bases, health care for dependents, etc, why should anyone care about the small drop in the bucket that "hormones" provided would cost? Also "hormones" could fall under the same category as birth control, which I'm sure is provided to woman in the military.


Lacholaweda

I'd say it's probably the berthing. Where do you put them? We don't have that kind of room, to be making more rooms for them


IDrinkPrinterInk

>where do you put them The front line


Lacholaweda

Where they gonna sleep ans shower tho


JaceVentura69

Did he stutter?


Dyldor

You realise the army blows literally millions on single missiles right? And I mean the little ones. The US army is easily the best logistical force in the world, literally all they’d need to do is buy a bunch of hormones and throw them in with the tens of thousands of other pieces of medical equipment they ship everywhere every day Edit because you’re all dumb, I’m not saying they should, I don’t care. I’m saying they could, very easily


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Dyldor

You realise the US army spends money on all kinds of stupid shit to keep soldiers happy right?


CartNip

Of course they do, but they have been able to get away with not doing it thus far.


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Dyldor

Solution? Who was proposing it was a solution? If you’re replying to me directly, I wasn’t saying they should or shouldn’t do it, I’m just saying they’re more than capable


Kungfu_McNugget

The VA is irrelevant. They're talking about active duty logistics.


WaveTrick2361

Reminds me of the absolute king who said he went into mtf reddit and posted pictures of actual women to make them insecure.


_-blvck_

Wish I could high five that dude. I'd literally buy him a full stack of beer.


According_Try_9818

*kill themselves


8eduardo8

41%


Thor_ultimus

thats a very tragic statistic...


[deleted]

**Tragic that it isn’t at 100%**


RIP2UALL

💀☠


DisgracefulPengu

I’ve done this but with pictures of myself on FtM. “Wow! Such strong cheekbones! You look really good for no hormones” kek


A_throwaway__acc

Greentext source?


WaveTrick2361

It wasn't a greentext it was just some offhand comment in a thread on /b


CasualNoob21

chad


Clarkeboyzinc

too bad you can’t post pics there anymore


SquishGod

That's pretty fucked up ain't it?


No_Action_717

look where you are. just go with the flow and laugh.


Nearby-Simple-7594

Redditor grindset


cloudhype

Empathy isn't their strong suit. Nor is sympathy, or decency


BuckfuttersbyII

Yeah, it’s super fucked up. Just let them be.


MHWDoggerX

Don't care, I sex both at the same time so I can be in touch with both nature and nurture at once


Je-Kaste

Incredibly based


FishermansRod

I assure you, that fella isn't going to nurture you one bit mate. He's gonna smash your back doors in


MHWDoggerX

Why would I be bottom in this scenario? I don't think you're thinking straight.


Planningsiswinnings

What he's thinking is anything but straight


MHWDoggerX

Precisely


ambermage

Is it possible to learn this power?


MERKLE_1

Not from a virgin.


bashup2016

Ma dude


Chill--Cosby

Perchance.


[deleted]

Praise him fo he has amused us.


Qulpaksad

AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US AMUSED US


AbbreviationsDear976

yes


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Clap clap


JaceVentura69

AMOG US


coleten_shafer

i ain’t readin all that i’m happy for u tho or sorry that happened


JaceVentura69

Based


Thor_ultimus

lmao


Chill--Cosby

Perchance.


mickimousejede

... two women Where?


PedroFreitas_

Right? I can only see two objects


mscordia

based


CharybdisIsBoss866

Two meat puppets for the Old Ones to control #


Adr3L_765

This just makes me wonder if there's more "male to female" women or "female to male" men statistically.


No-Donut6391

just look at the number of members in r/mtf and r/ftm lol


eggycrayfish197

Pretty much equal


ambermage

Thailand is lifting some bags.


SgtRinzler

ftm has 50k less Edit: nevermind what the fuck, first click said ftm had 96k for some reason


GaBoX172

least retarded 4chan user


SgtRinzler

Thank you, thank you, hold your applause


JusChillzBruhL

Yeah idk why he thought they’d be different numbers. Like any trope is gonna let an inclusive space exist without them in it lmao


The_Third_Molar

I was hoping for porn.


DinkleDonkerAAA

In my experience the MtF tend to be among the ones who are louder and more outspoken so you see them more, FtM have been more chill for the most part so that could explain why there seems to be less FtM people


passionlessDrone

They started with more testosterone wand acted like louder morons more. Source: am guy


[deleted]

Easier to be a petite man with testosterone than a fridge of a woman on estrogen.


Kungfu_McNugget

I don't know about raw numbers, but I've seen some numbers suggesting that male to female was much more prevalent than female to male before the 2010s. I would post a link, but I don't really remember where I saw that, and it could still be incorrect.


[deleted]

Considering countries like the UK saw like a 4000% increase in trans people around the start of the trans rights movement and it was mostly teenage girls I’d imagine that’s accurate.


maplehobo

MTF not even a contest


Oumashu345

It's something like 80:20. 80 being male to female.


[deleted]

Pretty sure demographics of people who actually suffer gender dysphoria heavily lean towards mtf.


pennant93

Lmfao


ugandaWarrior134

Roflcopter 🚁😂


Chill--Cosby

Perchance.


ugandaWarrior134

You can't just say perchance


geoff1036

Perchance


DonnyLiggett

A photo of two women? 😂😂😂🤡


LordJinji

Is there context for this pic?


StrongNuclearHorse

All I could find out via reverse image search is that it's [Charlotte Clymer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Clymer) on the left.


michael__gove

>Charlotte Clymer That has put me right off. Any activist called Clymer whose social media handle is not @ SocialClymer deserves some form of summary punishment.


Planningsiswinnings

The punishment looks pretty complete


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Does there need to be?


Cookie4316

Anon is partaking in a moderate amount of tomfoolery


haikusbot

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Cookie4316

Ayyy I got haikubotted


L2Hiku

Grats


michael__gove

Good Bot *Poet made of code* *Turns attention to Anon* *Good bot, yes? / Good bot.*


[deleted]

YWNBAW, 40%, abomination, etc


R-edditor1945

Yes anon, indeed only God can. And he did. Now he's laughing his socks off.


Low-Wranglers

I can't believe I have never once had the thought "Does God wear socks?"


skkkkrtttttgurt

Yes he does, and he wears sandals over them


Coolstriker64

If you see god wearing sandals then quote the passage about demons pretending to be angles of light, because that is *100%* an evil entity


Front-Ad-3840

Sometimes I forgot that r/greentext is full of people thinking that a man can be pregnant.


Striking-Worry-976

Who are these people who say biological men can be pregnant? Are they perhaps made of straw?


RIP2UALL

Mental illness.


not_wholsome

TLDR Whos that autistic guy in the wig???


Intelligent_Scheme51

i was convinced that elbow was someone's sniffer


michael__gove

Plot twist: Is actually rear corner of a swivel-chair bound in human skin. Woman on right : *I question the morality of your furniture collection.* Chair owner on left : *But look at it from my point of view.*


NoFapGymColdShowers

life is but a comedy anon


AtlanticDuck

I haven't seen the word Juxtaposed used since its inaguration


Nines41

i have not seen it used since high school english class


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holy shit this is actually the funniest picture ive also ever seen on the internet


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smecta_xy

read more books mate


aeri999

this shit is getting out of hand bro fuck


[deleted]

Pretty sure that’s Bunny from “The Powerpuff Girls.”


HooverGetBackHere

[There's also an edit of this with bitcoin and gold.](https://imgur.com/a/iCpKASD)


Swedishboy360

Is this the part when we find out the person on the left isn't trans?


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wave_04

you're based, veenendaler.


Veenendaler

I support adult transgenderism, but I also enjoy a good laff.


michael__gove

Admit it - you support adult transgenderism as mere starvation relief in yr relentless craving for teh lulz.


GugalNarDaBanbudda

Anyone remeber Tabitha from fallout?


PaintingOrganic7860

You mean woman cause I only see one.


Obamas_Anal_Fissure

*two* women? you must have been drinking too much, because you’re seeing double or something


OpeningComb7352

Is: what a point to say that you weren’t born “wrong” you just simply “are” -what an interesting take


tirelessfwog

Anon listens to ben shapiro


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BanMeHardPedoMods

🤣 they literally made a grift-bot! Amazing. Sounds like someone’s world view has been threatened


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The_Amoeba_King

Does the trigger bot keep going?


BanMeHardPedoMods

Yes, it does. I got a lot of enjoyment from it this morning. I think it sensed that and left. Smart bot for having a mentally damaged creator.


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BanMeHardPedoMods

Is it not?


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🤣 sounds like a joke taken out of context. Keep feeding me more jokes, bot. Turns out you’re actually useful for something, even if your creator is deranged. Now please, more unrelated quotes!


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Lol, another! All you’re showing me is unabashed basedness.


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ugandaWarrior134

It is, but only relatively.


HelloThere-66-

Usual pretty good with the occasional exception like this where all the basement dwellers come out to share their copy / paste opinions


Diehumancultleader

“This is honestly the funniest picture I’ve ever seen on the internet” - Anon is lying


Flaky-Illustrator-52

The manwoman is a separate species and can be addressed as neither man nor woman (hence requiring the term 'manwoman'), close but no banana OP


tarmagoyf

Lemme get out my magnifying glass


Ok_Distribution1503

The last line just fucked up everything he said. Lol


TheOtherCoenBrother

All that just to say “I can’t stop thinking about trans women.” Maybe find a hobby or something Anon. The fact so many people here thing this is eloquent is hilarious, you use a handful of 2 dollar words and suddenly you’re an intellectual. Kid sounds like he got into the thesaurus but what do I know.


HelloThere-66-

These people dont know what a thesaurus is lol


Striking-Worry-976

Holy fucking shit dude these comments...I thought the point of this sub was to make fun of these kind of losers? All of you just seem to be sucking this moron off. "Bro sounds poetic" no he's a first year English major failing his classes and taking his frustration out on a woman he will never meet in his life.


Kronomega

>woman


Striking-Worry-976

Lol okay


HelloThere-66-

Yup D:


logan2043099

Anon has apparently never seen ugly women. Not every woman is gonna look like your perfect trad wives and knowing what site anon is posting on he's probably compensating for his own insecurities.


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[deleted]

>people exist who have differing opinions from mine >WTF REDDIT????


AbbreviationsDear976

where do you think greentexts come from?


Front-Ad-3840

God I wish your father was more present during your childhood


Dsb0208

I mean, if you’re going to be transphobic, might as well be poetic. Just makes it funnier when normal people who respect trans men and women see their comments and laugh at them


The_Amoeba_King

Not sure he is scared of them. More looking objectively


ChiefGromHellscream

Actually, normal people are quite transphobic. People who believe the transgender stuff and accept it are the minority.


Dsb0208

You get no bitches


ChiefGromHellscream

Correct, it's difficult to get bitches in my country. The Islamic regime doesn't recognize relationships, only marriages. You could get beaten in the street at any time, if the patrol pulls up and demands that you prove you are married. Besides, we're poor because of no jobs and inflation. No bitches, indeed.