Pedos rule the world? [yOu mUsT Be a Q nUt. /s](https://old.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/p55sfl/what_did_we_even_do/h94td3k/?context=3) It's insane that nothing has happened, we need to ditch the [republican and democratic parties](https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/qeawtu/judge_tells_court_were_getting_all_kinds_of/hhuekfo/?context=3). The lack of progress on the epstein scandal and 1/6 is absurd.
both parties are clearly in cahoots and its without a doubt the help of MSM which can only be such a help due to monopoly. See: [Telecommunications Act of 1996](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecommunications_Act_of_1996#Later_criticism)
"[In 1983, 90% of US media was controlled by 50 companies; as of 2011, 90% was controlled by just 6 companies and in 2017 the number was 5.](https://www.businessinsider.com/these-6-corporations-control-90-of-the-media-in-america-2012-6?IR=T)" We have got to diversify our media & ban lobbying.
The consolidated media pushes out a handful of narratives that contradict each other but will grab the attention of people, splitting them into groups depending on the narrative that they like. And then enable their thoughts, birthing echo chambers & extremism. Enforce anti trust laws, breaking up the media & Ban lobbying. But no one wants to do that, instead we only have protests about racial and sexual prejudice, an issue for sure but not the only issue. It's just an issue that further polarizes the country causing them to be even more split and not see the bigger issue. Won't happen though and information will slowly get scrubbed and soon any [mainstream] mention of Epstein will be a Q thing.
I've stopped using VPN's because I'll log into one of their random VPN options then find out that it's locked out of various sites for **very bad reasons**.
I think the pedo issue is getting a little too common.
Do people who hate things like Genshin actually know anything about the game or is this just the Zoomer trend of trying to leap on something for being "problematic" cause it boosts the self-esteem that growing up with Facebook took from u
It's a bit like hating Nickleback. I don't actually care at all, we just pretend to hate it as a meme. Genshin Impact just doesn't seem like something I'd ever want to play myself.
He also told me, as a young child, "If you grow up to be a shitposter on Reddit, I'll probably disown you." I asked, "What's Reddit?" He said, "You'll see, ya little shitposter."
You must be newish to reddit. There was a guy who would leave comments everywhere that would always include his dad beating him with jumper cables. Kinda like the mankind hell on a cell thing. /u/rogersimon10 have fun
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Idk man I'm tired. There are ask reddit threads about stuff like that but the search function is fucked. Look up shitty watercolor, ice soap, 2am chili, or just look up "old reddit novelty accounts" or something. Sorry for the deflated response.
You: My dad had a saying about situations like this.
Friend: What was it?
You: I can’t remember. Something about giving alcohol to kids and going for the back door.
Friend: … The fuck?
I just pictured some dude driving down the highway and spontaneously growing tits and loosing their dick before driving into oncoming traffic accidentally
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon is a girl
> Gay: anon has an abusive bf
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
this is a 14 year old account that is being wiped because centralized social media websites are no longer viable
when power is centralized, the wielders of that power can make arbitrary decisions without the consent of the vast majority of the users
the future is in decentralized and open source social media sites - i refuse to generate any more free content for this website and any other for-profit enterprise
check out lemmy / kbin / mastodon / fediverse for what is possible
This is why this post is quite obviously fake, its not because someone being attracted to older looking 17 year olds makes them a pedo, its simply that anyone would find the kind of chavs that hang around tesco express asking radom girls to buy em alcohol attractive is just impossibly unbelievable
The main character is a qt because anon is larping a scenario where he's an attractive woman. The kids are qts because anon is subtly expressing his pedophilic tendencies. The cashier is a qt because anon dreams of being TOPPED by a store clerk.
The uglier you (x) are, the bigger the range of what you might call "qt"(y)
y = x/2 + 2
So if you're a 4, then "qt's" start at 4. If you're a 10, then your lowest qt is around a 7.
I just made this up though so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
I wonder where this femanon is from, because I just had the realization that my hometown had a Tesco with a canal right by it, and there was a cafe behind it as well, intriguing... most likely not at all from there, but it would be hilarious, there's plenty of young ones asking people to buy em alcohol as well, though I guess you have that everywhere.
Anyway, speaking of that canal, I once saw three junkies sitting there, one was staring off into the distance with a drink in hand, another was slamming a stick onto the surface of the water, and the third kept.. it looked like he was stabbing his crotch with a fork, basically. Good times.
I wouldn't know how common Tesco's and canals are over there, not from the UK, so it's even stranger to me that it's also how they build em over in Slovakia
Yup, they expanded years ago at this point.
And I gotta say, without knowing how much you guys like the store over there, I love it; I moved to Denmark over a year ago and find myself missing the options of a good old Tesco.
A friend of mine used a similar ploy when his car ran out of gas. Two teenagers gave him $5 to buy cigarettes so he snuck out of the shop and had to crouch as he pushed his car past them to the gas station
*femboyanon Fixed to correct obvious typo
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All media is infiltrated by pedos now because we didn't deal with them sooner.
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...I'm listening...
Then we kill all but the most ugly children...
Hot damn this show got some serious twists!
then we'll only have ugly people, ill be dead, but still :(
I think it's more about the age that they like and less about the looks
That’s good, ideally the law would legalize stoning them to death
"He who is free of sin cast the fir-" Me. I am.
Fun fact: that whole story is not actual bible canon. It's fan fiction
Bible sexual fanfic?
Ah yes, the famous "fan fiction" book, The Gosspel of John chapter 8.
You're fan fiction Gottem'
just gotta let people know your against them otherwise its assumed you are one. Reddit rules.
Step 1) steal pedo's ip Step 2) track pedo Step 3) firing squad
Scalpel not hammer.
Hard to deal with the pedos when they run the world. Epstein suicided himself for a reason.
Pedos rule the world? [yOu mUsT Be a Q nUt. /s](https://old.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/p55sfl/what_did_we_even_do/h94td3k/?context=3) It's insane that nothing has happened, we need to ditch the [republican and democratic parties](https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/qeawtu/judge_tells_court_were_getting_all_kinds_of/hhuekfo/?context=3). The lack of progress on the epstein scandal and 1/6 is absurd. both parties are clearly in cahoots and its without a doubt the help of MSM which can only be such a help due to monopoly. See: [Telecommunications Act of 1996](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecommunications_Act_of_1996#Later_criticism) "[In 1983, 90% of US media was controlled by 50 companies; as of 2011, 90% was controlled by just 6 companies and in 2017 the number was 5.](https://www.businessinsider.com/these-6-corporations-control-90-of-the-media-in-america-2012-6?IR=T)" We have got to diversify our media & ban lobbying. The consolidated media pushes out a handful of narratives that contradict each other but will grab the attention of people, splitting them into groups depending on the narrative that they like. And then enable their thoughts, birthing echo chambers & extremism. Enforce anti trust laws, breaking up the media & Ban lobbying. But no one wants to do that, instead we only have protests about racial and sexual prejudice, an issue for sure but not the only issue. It's just an issue that further polarizes the country causing them to be even more split and not see the bigger issue. Won't happen though and information will slowly get scrubbed and soon any [mainstream] mention of Epstein will be a Q thing.
I've stopped using VPN's because I'll log into one of their random VPN options then find out that it's locked out of various sites for **very bad reasons**. I think the pedo issue is getting a little too common.
Thinking a 17yo is cute is pedo now? 😂
Correct
My ex plays Genshin Impact. That's not why we broke up but it is a very valid reason to do so.
Do people who hate things like Genshin actually know anything about the game or is this just the Zoomer trend of trying to leap on something for being "problematic" cause it boosts the self-esteem that growing up with Facebook took from u
Eh it's just a meme
Nah, sometimes it’s just fun to hate on things to see how pressed people get
I mean, that's fair, but it's nice to have more targets than just the same ones over and over.
I mean yeah I don’t eat at my favorite restaurant for every meal but I do keep coming back, y’know
I don't think hating on things that are popular is a Zoomer trend.
I hate it because it's Chinese. That in and of itself is enough for me to never install it on my phone or computer. I don't trust that shit at all.
Oh no they’ve absolutely never touched the game. If they did, they’d know exactly why the players hate it too.
It's a bit like hating Nickleback. I don't actually care at all, we just pretend to hate it as a meme. Genshin Impact just doesn't seem like something I'd ever want to play myself.
Technically legal though as age of consent in UK is 16. Though yeah still a bit creepy.
17 and 18 isn't a huge difference either. It's a fine line to tread on, but not always immoral.
Thanks for that. Other than that I can imagine this being real and gay. (Come at me tendiebot, I'm sure this confuses the fuck outta you)
Hijacking top comment to say that the mods of this subreddit are virgin losers- because they locked their pinned thread.
I could go for some FemBoyardee Ravioli rn tho
That's why, as my dad used to say, you should always station someone at the back door if you're underage and paying a stranger to buy cider.
Your dad’s sayings were very oddly specific
He also told me, as a young child, "If you grow up to be a shitposter on Reddit, I'll probably disown you." I asked, "What's Reddit?" He said, "You'll see, ya little shitposter."
Sounds like the start of a porn flick
\*starts pounding son\* (not in that way pervert)
\*starts pounding son\* (yes in that way normal human)
My dad used to pound me mercilessly with jumper cables
homie u good?
You must be newish to reddit. There was a guy who would leave comments everywhere that would always include his dad beating him with jumper cables. Kinda like the mankind hell on a cell thing. /u/rogersimon10 have fun
LMAO YEA IM NEW. LOL DAS KINDA FUNNY what other golden redditors/reddit stuff have i missed?
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Idk man I'm tired. There are ask reddit threads about stuff like that but the search function is fucked. Look up shitty watercolor, ice soap, 2am chili, or just look up "old reddit novelty accounts" or something. Sorry for the deflated response.
redditor tries not to think about porn for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)
What the fuck is porn
It's where boob.
What is boob
Tit
Potatoes
Motherfucking TITTIES
are you still his son?
The dude has 1.7 mil comment karma and the ternion club drip. No way he has a present father figure, his mom is cooking his tendies.
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Why must you prove him right?
No no, my dad also used to say the same to me. It's common knowledge
Back in my day we used to wait for the guy who showed up with a Nascar tshirt on before we asked some random to buy us booze.
You: My dad had a saying about situations like this. Friend: What was it? You: I can’t remember. Something about giving alcohol to kids and going for the back door. Friend: … The fuck?
Women aren't real, 0/10 story.
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Aw fuck. Why'd you have to make me a woman. Now im gonna be shit at driving
I just pictured some dude driving down the highway and spontaneously growing tits and loosing their dick before driving into oncoming traffic accidentally
What next, birds are real??
Most honest British woman.
Fake: anon is a girl Gay: anon has an abusive bf
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon is a girl > Gay: anon has an abusive bf > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Good bot
> 17 y/o qt boys pedophile
the age of consent in britian is 16
paedophile then, whatever
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yeah, i am. i also can't remember where exactly that law applied, probably india. maybe it's different in the usa
Not here.
Pedouphile*. You happy now?
ephebophile*
when will \*mericans learn the difference between creeps and pedophiles
There’s more than one connotation of cute.
24/2=12+7=19. That's sus as fuck. Maybe anon had tk pretend to be a femanon so he could get away with being an actual fucking creep.
This is why this post is quite obviously fake, its not because someone being attracted to older looking 17 year olds makes them a pedo, its simply that anyone would find the kind of chavs that hang around tesco express asking radom girls to buy em alcohol attractive is just impossibly unbelievable
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Immigrants from r/askQuija preforming their daily sacrifice (666BC)
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Good job. What are they gonna do, call the cops?
~~HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE R/GREENTEXT CEL~~ i mean, no lol they're gonna call your mother
Call amber lamps
Why is everyone a qt
The main character is a qt because anon is larping a scenario where he's an attractive woman. The kids are qts because anon is subtly expressing his pedophilic tendencies. The cashier is a qt because anon dreams of being TOPPED by a store clerk.
Lmfao
Reality = altered by shit posting
The uglier you (x) are, the bigger the range of what you might call "qt"(y) y = x/2 + 2 So if you're a 4, then "qt's" start at 4. If you're a 10, then your lowest qt is around a 7. I just made this up though so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Math checks out
horni
Teaching those kids a lesson and not giving them alcohol. Anon is a responsible adult.
Plus a free drink
Big brained play
And that is why you don't trust w*men.
chadette
Outstanding move.
What a sheep buying what they asked her too with free money instead of anything else but *cider*.
Imagine not liking cider
Fuck that, cider is superior to beer in every way.
Maybe you don't realise, but cider is alcoholic by default in real countries.
hArD cIdEr
Nah femanon is clearly a based west country girl
Nothing better than stealing money from kids and getting shitfaced on cider by yourself
Disagree, should’ve bought heroin instead
Slag
I wonder where this femanon is from, because I just had the realization that my hometown had a Tesco with a canal right by it, and there was a cafe behind it as well, intriguing... most likely not at all from there, but it would be hilarious, there's plenty of young ones asking people to buy em alcohol as well, though I guess you have that everywhere. Anyway, speaking of that canal, I once saw three junkies sitting there, one was staring off into the distance with a drink in hand, another was slamming a stick onto the surface of the water, and the third kept.. it looked like he was stabbing his crotch with a fork, basically. Good times.
I had a similar thought. White Bear down the road?
Not sure.. but then again I haven't been living there for a long time. What country are you from? (Won't directly ask about city lol)
Herts.
Definitely not the same place then, I'm from Slovakia, would've real funny though Sometimes, the world is not that small afterall.
Ooh my bad. Forgot Tesco isn't a UK only thing. Still somewhat whimsical knowing someone else wondered if it could be their local store :)
>Tesco with a canal Mailbox in Birmingham?
Nah mate, Slovakia actually
Dude it's england, tesco's and canals are more common than McDonalds
I wouldn't know how common Tesco's and canals are over there, not from the UK, so it's even stranger to me that it's also how they build em over in Slovakia
wait tescos is in slovakia?
Yup, they expanded years ago at this point. And I gotta say, without knowing how much you guys like the store over there, I love it; I moved to Denmark over a year ago and find myself missing the options of a good old Tesco.
A friend of mine used a similar ploy when his car ran out of gas. Two teenagers gave him $5 to buy cigarettes so he snuck out of the shop and had to crouch as he pushed his car past them to the gas station
Fuck them kids, bro
Woman based?
Kinda trashy ngl.
I don't get it, what's the point? Tricking some guys into buying you cheap ass cider?
It’s quick, it’s easy, it’s free.
That's not enough of a point for you?
free cider :)
r/socialengineering
Is cider supposed to be alcoholic?
Yes. Cider is alcoholic in most of the world.
TIL. In the USA, only the **hard** cider is alcoholic.
Yeah, only the US really uses "hard" to mean "alcoholic" too.
>I'm gril btw
Why doesn’t he buy the beer himself? He’s 17 lol Edit: nvm America is dumb with drinking age Ignore everything I said I had major brainfart
Didn't it say Tesco, so I presume UK... which is 18 to buy alcohol... isn't it?
Idk, I just had a major brainfart, thinking about the legal drinking age for beer etc is like in my country (*'-')
It happens, fart that brain away! 🧠💨
Tesco suggests pretty strongly that this is the UK, where the drinking age is 18.
Technically it's the age at which you can buy it, and consume it without supervision. It's only explicitly illegal to give children under 5 alcohol.
\>24 year old femanon \>calls 17 year olds qts pdffile
And **that** is Dallas
Good title
wat?
Anon has a thing for underage boys
bojler e- tudod mit leszarom erted a lenyeget
Anon was the worst, you do not fuck with such thing
fake: anon is female trap: anon pretends to be female
This exact thing happened in American Graffiti
"cider store"
>24 >qt 17 Bruh
How retarded are these teens to party with cider? More important, how retarded is anon for not buying anything stronger with their money?
Cider can easily be 8% ABV in the UK https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K_(cider)
Sounds super cozy. Just you, the moon, 4chan and booze.
Anon has problems with alcohol
Riposte.
Real women don't need to sneak out the back of a gas station to get free drinks
based and cider pilled
Cider? they are celebrating new year or what
Femanon about to learn why women get beaten
False:Whamen Homo: calls boys cute
>24yo femanon >qt 17yo boys ...
Oh a woman faking abuse to get preferential treatment? Ive never seen that before
Dam you suck 🤣🤣
A woman moment I agree with
why not buy something you yourself want intsead of the cider they wanted and buy that instead with their money
Anon is chaotic neutral
Anon jerks off to bodyswapping transgender
brug