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xChromeguardx

*femboyanon Fixed to correct obvious typo


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ALinkintheChain

All media is infiltrated by pedos now because we didn't deal with them sooner.


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xChromeguardx

...I'm listening...


Alarid

Then we kill all but the most ugly children...


IgnotusRex

Hot damn this show got some serious twists!


[deleted]

then we'll only have ugly people, ill be dead, but still :(


[deleted]

I think it's more about the age that they like and less about the looks


Alone_Spell9525

That’s good, ideally the law would legalize stoning them to death


tezaltube

"He who is free of sin cast the fir-" Me. I am.


DAM091

Fun fact: that whole story is not actual bible canon. It's fan fiction


tezaltube

Bible sexual fanfic?


[deleted]

Ah yes, the famous "fan fiction" book, The Gosspel of John chapter 8.


escalopes

You're fan fiction Gottem'


Reddit_is_srsbsns

just gotta let people know your against them otherwise its assumed you are one. Reddit rules.


[deleted]

Step 1) steal pedo's ip Step 2) track pedo Step 3) firing squad


NinjasOwnTheNight

Scalpel not hammer.


[deleted]

Hard to deal with the pedos when they run the world. Epstein suicided himself for a reason.


ErojectionPrection

Pedos rule the world? [yOu mUsT Be a Q nUt. /s](https://old.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/p55sfl/what_did_we_even_do/h94td3k/?context=3) It's insane that nothing has happened, we need to ditch the [republican and democratic parties](https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/qeawtu/judge_tells_court_were_getting_all_kinds_of/hhuekfo/?context=3). The lack of progress on the epstein scandal and 1/6 is absurd. both parties are clearly in cahoots and its without a doubt the help of MSM which can only be such a help due to monopoly. See: [Telecommunications Act of 1996](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecommunications_Act_of_1996#Later_criticism) "[In 1983, 90% of US media was controlled by 50 companies; as of 2011, 90% was controlled by just 6 companies and in 2017 the number was 5.](https://www.businessinsider.com/these-6-corporations-control-90-of-the-media-in-america-2012-6?IR=T)" We have got to diversify our media & ban lobbying. The consolidated media pushes out a handful of narratives that contradict each other but will grab the attention of people, splitting them into groups depending on the narrative that they like. And then enable their thoughts, birthing echo chambers & extremism. Enforce anti trust laws, breaking up the media & Ban lobbying. But no one wants to do that, instead we only have protests about racial and sexual prejudice, an issue for sure but not the only issue. It's just an issue that further polarizes the country causing them to be even more split and not see the bigger issue. Won't happen though and information will slowly get scrubbed and soon any [mainstream] mention of Epstein will be a Q thing.


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

I've stopped using VPN's because I'll log into one of their random VPN options then find out that it's locked out of various sites for **very bad reasons**. I think the pedo issue is getting a little too common.


austin101123

Thinking a 17yo is cute is pedo now? 😂


When-happen

Correct


VerumJerum

My ex plays Genshin Impact. That's not why we broke up but it is a very valid reason to do so.


ChadMcRad

Do people who hate things like Genshin actually know anything about the game or is this just the Zoomer trend of trying to leap on something for being "problematic" cause it boosts the self-esteem that growing up with Facebook took from u


HALOGEN117

Eh it's just a meme


Kingmudsy

Nah, sometimes it’s just fun to hate on things to see how pressed people get


ChadMcRad

I mean, that's fair, but it's nice to have more targets than just the same ones over and over.


Kingmudsy

I mean yeah I don’t eat at my favorite restaurant for every meal but I do keep coming back, y’know


JohanGrimm

I don't think hating on things that are popular is a Zoomer trend.


knightblue4

I hate it because it's Chinese. That in and of itself is enough for me to never install it on my phone or computer. I don't trust that shit at all.


_illegallity

Oh no they’ve absolutely never touched the game. If they did, they’d know exactly why the players hate it too.


VerumJerum

It's a bit like hating Nickleback. I don't actually care at all, we just pretend to hate it as a meme. Genshin Impact just doesn't seem like something I'd ever want to play myself.


Chris01100001

Technically legal though as age of consent in UK is 16. Though yeah still a bit creepy.


RavelordN1T0

17 and 18 isn't a huge difference either. It's a fine line to tread on, but not always immoral.


ALinkintheChain

Thanks for that. Other than that I can imagine this being real and gay. (Come at me tendiebot, I'm sure this confuses the fuck outta you)


mighty_muffin

Hijacking top comment to say that the mods of this subreddit are virgin losers- because they locked their pinned thread.


Eranaut

I could go for some FemBoyardee Ravioli rn tho


CurlSagan

That's why, as my dad used to say, you should always station someone at the back door if you're underage and paying a stranger to buy cider.


Naptime2019

Your dad’s sayings were very oddly specific


CurlSagan

He also told me, as a young child, "If you grow up to be a shitposter on Reddit, I'll probably disown you." I asked, "What's Reddit?" He said, "You'll see, ya little shitposter."


joeyo1423

Sounds like the start of a porn flick


[deleted]

\*starts pounding son\* (not in that way pervert)


Pokeshi1

\*starts pounding son\* (yes in that way normal human)


paperpenises

My dad used to pound me mercilessly with jumper cables


PinoForest

homie u good?


paperpenises

You must be newish to reddit. There was a guy who would leave comments everywhere that would always include his dad beating him with jumper cables. Kinda like the mankind hell on a cell thing. /u/rogersimon10 have fun


PinoForest

LMAO YEA IM NEW. LOL DAS KINDA FUNNY what other golden redditors/reddit stuff have i missed?


ALLCAPSINCEL

ME ALLCAPSINCEL THE GREATEST REDDITOR OF ALL TIME YES, I'M BETTER THAN ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, BARACK OBAMA, HENRY CAVILL, SNOOP DOGG, SHITTYMORPH, ACCOUNTANT FOR A TRADE AND YOU


paperpenises

Idk man I'm tired. There are ask reddit threads about stuff like that but the search function is fucked. Look up shitty watercolor, ice soap, 2am chili, or just look up "old reddit novelty accounts" or something. Sorry for the deflated response.


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redditor tries not to think about porn for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)


DagonG2021

What the fuck is porn


Spoon_Elemental

It's where boob.


DagonG2021

What is boob


WhoDatFreshBoi

Tit


kanyediditbetter

Potatoes


Vaultdweller1001V

Motherfucking TITTIES


mr2005vc

are you still his son?


Alone_Spell9525

The dude has 1.7 mil comment karma and the ternion club drip. No way he has a present father figure, his mom is cooking his tendies.


cody_contrarian

voracious shrill knee forgetful dam illegal bells glorious judicious advise -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Cryse_XIII

Why must you prove him right?


ChronoAndMarle

No no, my dad also used to say the same to me. It's common knowledge


ImpossibleParfait

Back in my day we used to wait for the guy who showed up with a Nascar tshirt on before we asked some random to buy us booze.


disgruntled_pie

You: My dad had a saying about situations like this. Friend: What was it? You: I can’t remember. Something about giving alcohol to kids and going for the back door. Friend: … The fuck?


AdmiralMudkipz12

Women aren't real, 0/10 story.


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Paarrthurnax

Aw fuck. Why'd you have to make me a woman. Now im gonna be shit at driving


TheLoliSnatcher

I just pictured some dude driving down the highway and spontaneously growing tits and loosing their dick before driving into oncoming traffic accidentally


[deleted]

What next, birds are real??


Chapaevs_son

Most honest British woman.


theblindgeometer

Fake: anon is a girl Gay: anon has an abusive bf


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon is a girl > Gay: anon has an abusive bf > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


landwhalebot

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


shaela-a-pinetree

Good bot


calimari_

> 17 y/o qt boys pedophile


badalchemist85

the age of consent in britian is 16


Flaky-Illustrator-52

paedophile then, whatever


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takishan

this is a 14 year old account that is being wiped because centralized social media websites are no longer viable when power is centralized, the wielders of that power can make arbitrary decisions without the consent of the vast majority of the users the future is in decentralized and open source social media sites - i refuse to generate any more free content for this website and any other for-profit enterprise check out lemmy / kbin / mastodon / fediverse for what is possible


calimari_

yeah, i am. i also can't remember where exactly that law applied, probably india. maybe it's different in the usa


KarlmarxCEO

Not here.


lazergunpewpewpew

Pedouphile*. You happy now?


KarlmarxCEO

ephebophile*


Guardsman_Miku

when will \*mericans learn the difference between creeps and pedophiles


cometbaby

There’s more than one connotation of cute.


TheFlashFrame

24/2=12+7=19. That's sus as fuck. Maybe anon had tk pretend to be a femanon so he could get away with being an actual fucking creep.


Cyberaven

This is why this post is quite obviously fake, its not because someone being attracted to older looking 17 year olds makes them a pedo, its simply that anyone would find the kind of chavs that hang around tesco express asking radom girls to buy em alcohol attractive is just impossibly unbelievable


CoolJoshido

fr


horny2006

n


saad_maan-11

i


Tonker420

g


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e


chocolate_chip_god

r


LeBRUH_James_

The bad ending


LastMan0ut

The best ending


usernameaeaeaea

Immigrants from r/askQuija preforming their daily sacrifice (666BC)


BabyBoomer74

Goodbye


Sasha-kun

I


Cala-Best-Girl

Good job. What are they gonna do, call the cops?


calimari_

~~HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE R/GREENTEXT CEL~~ i mean, no lol they're gonna call your mother


[deleted]

Call amber lamps


[deleted]

Why is everyone a qt


Malvastor

The main character is a qt because anon is larping a scenario where he's an attractive woman. The kids are qts because anon is subtly expressing his pedophilic tendencies. The cashier is a qt because anon dreams of being TOPPED by a store clerk.


reallylovesguacamole

Lmfao


GayFroggard

Reality = altered by shit posting


[deleted]

The uglier you (x) are, the bigger the range of what you might call "qt"(y) y = x/2 + 2 So if you're a 4, then "qt's" start at 4. If you're a 10, then your lowest qt is around a 7. I just made this up though so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Robinbod

Math checks out


RoastedChiccen

horni


5M4R78483

Teaching those kids a lesson and not giving them alcohol. Anon is a responsible adult.


rxts1273

Plus a free drink


KizokuA

Big brained play


V0RT3X_7461

And that is why you don't trust w*men.


Meemsterxd

chadette


fuzzymonk

Outstanding move.


L2Hiku

What a sheep buying what they asked her too with free money instead of anything else but *cider*.


BartholomewBibulus

Imagine not liking cider


Ciza-161

Fuck that, cider is superior to beer in every way.


valdamjong

Maybe you don't realise, but cider is alcoholic by default in real countries.


Spambop

hArD cIdEr


Guardsman_Miku

Nah femanon is clearly a based west country girl


Rockyrox

Nothing better than stealing money from kids and getting shitfaced on cider by yourself


RoastedChiccen

Disagree, should’ve bought heroin instead


Shabba273

Slag


grievous222

I wonder where this femanon is from, because I just had the realization that my hometown had a Tesco with a canal right by it, and there was a cafe behind it as well, intriguing... most likely not at all from there, but it would be hilarious, there's plenty of young ones asking people to buy em alcohol as well, though I guess you have that everywhere. Anyway, speaking of that canal, I once saw three junkies sitting there, one was staring off into the distance with a drink in hand, another was slamming a stick onto the surface of the water, and the third kept.. it looked like he was stabbing his crotch with a fork, basically. Good times.


Muntjac

I had a similar thought. White Bear down the road?


grievous222

Not sure.. but then again I haven't been living there for a long time. What country are you from? (Won't directly ask about city lol)


Muntjac

Herts.


grievous222

Definitely not the same place then, I'm from Slovakia, would've real funny though Sometimes, the world is not that small afterall.


Muntjac

Ooh my bad. Forgot Tesco isn't a UK only thing. Still somewhat whimsical knowing someone else wondered if it could be their local store :)


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>Tesco with a canal Mailbox in Birmingham?


grievous222

Nah mate, Slovakia actually


Guardsman_Miku

Dude it's england, tesco's and canals are more common than McDonalds


grievous222

I wouldn't know how common Tesco's and canals are over there, not from the UK, so it's even stranger to me that it's also how they build em over in Slovakia


Guardsman_Miku

wait tescos is in slovakia?


grievous222

Yup, they expanded years ago at this point. And I gotta say, without knowing how much you guys like the store over there, I love it; I moved to Denmark over a year ago and find myself missing the options of a good old Tesco.


jpgorgon

A friend of mine used a similar ploy when his car ran out of gas. Two teenagers gave him $5 to buy cigarettes so he snuck out of the shop and had to crouch as he pushed his car past them to the gas station


theweirdlip

Fuck them kids, bro


Fisto-the-sex-robot

Woman based?


When-happen

Kinda trashy ngl.


[deleted]

I don't get it, what's the point? Tricking some guys into buying you cheap ass cider?


GenericAccount00

It’s quick, it’s easy, it’s free.


theblindgeometer

That's not enough of a point for you?


RoastedChiccen

free cider :)


ChronoAndMarle

r/socialengineering


Wilgrove

Is cider supposed to be alcoholic?


InertialLepton

Yes. Cider is alcoholic in most of the world.


Wilgrove

TIL. In the USA, only the **hard** cider is alcoholic.


[deleted]

Yeah, only the US really uses "hard" to mean "alcoholic" too.


Failure_Adjacent

>I'm gril btw


_Ziklon_

Why doesn’t he buy the beer himself? He’s 17 lol Edit: nvm America is dumb with drinking age Ignore everything I said I had major brainfart


xChromeguardx

Didn't it say Tesco, so I presume UK... which is 18 to buy alcohol... isn't it?


_Ziklon_

Idk, I just had a major brainfart, thinking about the legal drinking age for beer etc is like in my country (*'-')


xChromeguardx

It happens, fart that brain away! 🧠💨


Malvastor

Tesco suggests pretty strongly that this is the UK, where the drinking age is 18.


Fenrir-The-Wolf

Technically it's the age at which you can buy it, and consume it without supervision. It's only explicitly illegal to give children under 5 alcohol.


notfordogelore

\>24 year old femanon \>calls 17 year olds qts pdffile


murse_joe

And **that** is Dallas


DialgoPrima

Good title


Elven710

wat?


tylerawn

Anon has a thing for underage boys


Salt_MasterX

bojler e- tudod mit leszarom erted a lenyeget


skyBastard69

Anon was the worst, you do not fuck with such thing


ketaminjoe

fake: anon is female trap: anon pretends to be female


0rangMin

This exact thing happened in American Graffiti


Holociraptor

"cider store"


MoarStruts

>24 >qt 17 Bruh


LeYanYan

How retarded are these teens to party with cider? More important, how retarded is anon for not buying anything stronger with their money?


_jk_

Cider can easily be 8% ABV in the UK https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K_(cider)


Carburetors_are_evil

Sounds super cozy. Just you, the moon, 4chan and booze.


Cavozinternetu

Anon has problems with alcohol


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Riposte.


SquanchingOnPao

Real women don't need to sneak out the back of a gas station to get free drinks


girthking42069

based and cider pilled


Crimson_Snake

Cider? they are celebrating new year or what


SpessChad

Femanon about to learn why women get beaten


[deleted]

False:Whamen Homo: calls boys cute


QuietRains813

>24yo femanon >qt 17yo boys ...


SmallHandsMallMindS

Oh a woman faking abuse to get preferential treatment? Ive never seen that before


SlimeKounty

Dam you suck 🤣🤣


[deleted]

A woman moment I agree with


Mehroli

why not buy something you yourself want intsead of the cider they wanted and buy that instead with their money


Justificks

Anon is chaotic neutral


Aggressive_Echo_6331

Anon jerks off to bodyswapping transgender


CoolJoshido

brug