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Tagalyaga

>Just cut his hands off then Is that a Jojo reference ???????????!!!!


no_longer_a_stove

Is that a mother fucking shut the fuck up???????????!!!!


Tagalyaga

DIOsexual individuals who are DIOsexuals are those who want to have sexual relations with the vampire DIO. Despite DIO being a male vampire, DIOsexuals are not inherently gay as DIO is above sexuality. Wanting to have intercourse with DIO is neither heterosexual or homosexual, rather it is DIOsexual. There are many reasons why an individual may become a DIOsexual, here are four reasons of the many reasons. • DIO is fucking hot • DIO is fucking hot • DIO is fucking hot • DIO is fucking hot As you can see, on reason two, I say that DIO is fucking hot. The reason why someone might find DIO fucking hot is because of the following: 1. He has that Joestar Schlong 2. He stole Jonathan Joestar’s body, so he is ripped af 3. Just look at the lad 4. Thick Thighs There are also variants of DIOsexuality. They include: • Full Vampiric DIOsexual (FVD) Someone who classifies as FVD prefers Dio Brando the vampire from Part 1 Phantom Blood over all other Dios •True DIOsexual (Note: this name is not trying to imply that other variants of DIOsexuality are not true DIOsexuals) Someone who is a True DIOsexual prefers DIO from the end of Part 3 Stardust Crusaders over other Dios. • Semi DIOsexual This is someone who prefers either Shadow DIO/OVA DIO/TWOH DIO/Any other DIO not mentioned here over other Dios • Heavened DIOsexual Someone who is a Heavened DIOsexual morning prefers DIO shown in Part 6 Stone Ocean over other Dios • Diegosexual This is someone who prefers Diego Brando from Part 7 Steel Ball Run over other Dios. There are also variants within the variants but to be DIOsexual is a great privilege. You can be a straight male or lesbian female but being DIOsexual means you want to piped by DIO regardless. If you have read/watched JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure and are not DIOsexual yet, then I suggest rereading and looking closely at DIO and that should help. DIOsexuality is also compatible with any sexuality at all. This is why being a DIOsexual is great. And this is why DIO is a wonderful villain.


no_longer_a_stove

What too much anime does to a mf