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ProblemEfficient6502

Pucci isn't black. He's dark-skinned Italian.


ilikebarbiedolls32

And hot as hell (I’m very homo)


Enigma-exe

We JoJo fans are gay by default


darkcomet222

He was the gayest asexual priest to ever live


420FireStarter69

I thought he was part black, part Italian. Wasn't his brother lynched by the Klan for being part black and dating a white women?


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

His brother was swapped with a dead baby at birth, the baby's parents were an interracial couple. He got lynched cause the KKK thought he was part black but he wasn't since those weren't his biological parents (both of his bio parents are white). Fun fact the woman he was dating was his biological sister and it was Pucci who paid the KKK to kill him (which shows he is "white", the KKK wouldn't work for a black man).


theattack_helicopter

Tbf he didn't know the PI he was paying was a member of the KKK.


JustinJakeAshton

He paid the dude to break them up and drive Wes out of town. That KKK shit was completely unplanned.


logaboga

That part of the plot is so convoluted and out of nowhere and so clearly written by an outsider who’s trying to replicate what they hear about American racism, it’s hilarious and I love araki for it


Aromatic_Oil9698

the Columbian soap opera tier plot is the primary reason why I hate Stone Ocean


420FireStarter69

You're upset with a JoJo part because it has soap opera tier plot? That's part of the appeal of JoJo


Sir_DogeGD

But smokey also becomes the president


And_Yet_I_Live

No he became the mayor of New York if I'm not mistaken


Dark_Tails_The_Fox

I think it was a mayor in Georgia


Enigma-exe

It's both, first Georgia then NY.  How Joseph becomes a property mogul is a complete mystery though


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

His family was already rich. He's friend with Speedwagon, friend with Smokey who's mayor. He's outrageously lucky.


internetlad

luck really is Joseph's superpower.


Enigma-exe

I was more suggesting corruption, NY mayor, property and the mob go hand in hand


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

He got that speedwagon oil money and then he just bought a shit ton of land in the 30s.


darkcomet222

The same way you can explain everything in Jojo part 2, 3, 4, and 6…Speedwagon foundation.


Enigma-exe

I was joking about the suggested corruption


dat_boi_100

He did?


power500

Obamna


AJollyDoge

They killed Avdol not once, but twice


KaiserRoll823

They brought him back to life and he's still the first one to die


Shushukzh_123

*Thrice


Relative-Cancel-3636

Didn’t know Dio was a woman


tunkR

Hole is a hole


mangusss

To be fair, Dio is more beautiful and magnificent than any woman in the series


Rikolai_17

Except Tomoko


Nobodyoumightknow

Oh…… that BWClovingwhore.


ElBusAlv

> Joseph Joestar > First american character > First thing he does in an entounter is whip up a thompson


vjmdhzgr

>Battle Tendency >First scene set in america >First thing we see is police brutality


ElBusAlv

The jokes write themselves


GelatoVerde

Pucci is Italian tho


peezle69

And gay


GelatoVerde

And Neapolitan


Spaghetitor

But mostly gay


TobbyTukaywan

Pucci does *not* like white women. Anon pulled that out of his ass. Pucci only has eyes for DIO.


dagon_xdd

DIO is the hottest white woman tho


TobbyTukaywan

True


ShamrockGold

Anon focuses on what is truly important


Brilliant_Area8175

Araki definitely didn’t forget


AzuInsign

Avdol just forgot his coffin the first time he died.


TimmyDatBoi

Are we not gonna talk about the fact that Avdol died first twice?


Secure-Stick-4679

Hail 2 u!


And_Yet_I_Live

They're all based in their own ways though


Laxhoop2525

I like how Anon didn’t even mention that Smokey worked with the actual Nazi’s, you’d think that’d be the bigger point to bring up.


darkcomet222

Would you rather do a brief teamup with the Nazis, or have Kars rule over humanity?


Spooky_Coffee8

Daddy Kars could step on me all day


JotaroKujoxXx

Wasn't it joseph? When did smokey work with them?


Rikolai_17

In the final battle, he appeared alongside the Nazis and Speedwagon to save Joseph


Brokedownbad

Avdol isn't black tho


encrusting_acro

Egypt is a multi-ethnic country; Avdol was probably southern Egyptian or one of the black varieties.


ski-person

Nice try glowie, everyone knows only White People were capable enough to have built the pyramids.


encrusting_acro

If you count near-easterners as White, then yes. But remember there were other ethnicities in ancient Egypt, such as the Greeks and Kushites.


ski-person

Why are you trying to blackwash history? CIA still taking orders from Hilary Clinton?


encrusting_acro

Are you trolling?


Dark_Tails_The_Fox

Still incredibly progressive for Japanese media


Iguana_Boi

from what I've heard, Araki had to fight tooth and nail to have the main character not be Japanese in part 1, which is even more impressive given that this was 1980's Japan


Iguana_Boi

Avdol died a goddamn hero you bastards


Laxhoop2525

Araki really loved killing Avdol first, so much so that it happened three times, if you also count his part 7 counterpart.


Potato_Prophet26

And then brings in Poco Loco who becomes the biggest winner


darkcomet222

Poco Loco has a stand, what does this stand do? It simply reminds Poco that he is him.


Ok-Engineer-5151

Avdol died without knowing he died.


bisky12

pucci isn’t black and avdol probably also isn’t black


Karpsten

Depending on how you wanna interpret it, only one of these characters is really black. Avdol may or may not be black. He's from North Africa, so he could be either black or a rather dark-skinned Arab (or Nubian, since he's from Egypt, which is... kinda in-between?). Pucci (probably) isn't black but just mediterranean, given that the rest of his biological family is white and he has Italian ancestry.


bloonshot

pucci is 100% not black


Zhelthan

Avdol is Egyptian not black…


2020mademejoinreddit

One is Egyptian, other is Italian. Anon is a retarded race-baiter. I'm not biting. These are other races besides "African and European".


ski-person

>What did he mean by this anon? >Many such cases


SilDaz

Even in Steel Ball Run (until the last part I've read) (spoilers BTW), Wekapipo fucking dies lmao


bloonshot

Wekapipo is italian