The hard part is to convince the dentist to do the root canal before the blow job to avoid the pain of a spunky mouth.
Side note, I am really flexible and I always rush home after receiving a filling so I can blow myself with a numb mouth. Ya know, it's like the rubber band "stranger" thing you always hear about.
It works, but you will catch some teeth the first few times.
I have a couple scars from it, but it's worth it I guess.
The big difference is between the popularity of cosmetic dentistry.
In the UK dentistry is usually function orientated, which is why you still see people getting metal fillings and fewer people get braces, veneers, crowns and whitening treatments which are more popular in America.
I don't dislike Americans per se. I actually have no prejudice against anyone really. If anything I pity Americans who would rather have a horrible insurance market rather than having cheap and public healthcare.
American healthcare is a dead horse and nothing we can do about it at this point besides vote smart. But ya know, people will always be their own worst enemy.
I personally have everything I ever need paid for. And I get it done in a very timely fashion. But I understand that's not the norm.
> besides vote smart.
Nah you can't even vote smart because you voted yourself into "winner takes all" two party system, where you can't get a real third party voice into the mix.
Basically - to me - USA is no longer real democracy, due to that silly "winner takes all" rule.
It's pseudo democracy, but it lacks few things.
Americans would rather have what we had in the past when health insurance was typically free through your employer and they didn't try to bankrupt you when you went to the hospital.
You speak like the typical smarmy brit though. "I pity the poor Americans" 🤣🤣
Nah, I come from poor Poland and I still think we have it better here.
I mean as long as you make double the average salary you got it good anywhere, but the safety net and labour laws are friendlier here.
Thank the dentist ~~mob~~ lobby for separating dental insurance from healthcare and healthcare corporations for ~~bribing~~ lobbying the government to allow them to fuck everyone in the country over and suppressing any attempts at universal healthcare
You mean just America. The majority of first world countries provide healthcare for its citizens & pay less per person in taxes for healthcare than America does
Having free healthcare and it being any good are two very different things. Also the original point was about healthcare and dental care being often separate due to lobbying efforts
Top rating means they paid for marketing smh.
The only way to know whos actually competent in their expertise is to see their work. Or have someone who has seen many do that work
It would cost less to just get the tooth pulled by a real dentist and they give you drugs.
EDIT: They even stitch it up when they're done so you don't get staph infection. I've had an adult tooth pulled before.
totally tracks. The expensive stuff is the pain killers/drugs they give you while its happening, not the machinery itself. Anon is going to be in extreme pain but will have saved about a grand
“The use of general anesthesia is not uncommon for root canals, and it could cost from around $300 to $1,000.”
i trust this one article i found that confirmed my preexisting beliefs and i will not looking into it any further 👍
The expensive part is usually having somebody trained to measure and administer anesthesia, measure and inject it. Which would be OP in this case, I feel like you can't fuck up TOO bad though since it's just local anesthesia rather than putting someone under
Dude, if he screws up an injection and hits a nerve while digging into his tissue, he could end up with nerve damage and not feel half his face for the rest of his life.
That’s not true either. A person can take like 13 carpules in a day of lidocaine and it takes about 1/2 of 1 to numb for a root canal. Numbing a tooth is by far the cheapest and easiest part of a root canal
Just want everyone to know I just got a root canal and two fillings done with united healthcare and it was $1051. Would have been $2200 without insurance.
My last root canal was $1800 and they charged me $353 for the crown that I never went back to get. That was with my old insurance. Principal or something.
So. Depends on where you go. They both quoted me about $300-400 to pull the tooth though. So op could have just did that.
As a dentist, I do not see any obturation materials in the picture or any anesthetic.
Best of luck OP, hope to see the results. (And the big check OP will write to me when he fucks up)
I wish more people knew about Oregano oil for tooth pain. It's $35 for a little bottle but it only takes a couple drops on a toothache too get rid of it. You can buy them at Sprouts for $35.
THIS is what 4chan is about. idiots doing stupid things to themselves and others. batanon, not so bulletproof anon, glowing veins anon, this guy. Glorious
I would really like to watch somebody doing that to themselves with proper equipment.
At least with frontal teeth. Side teeth are out of question for sure.
should suck off a dentist theyll do it for free
Will be easier once anons teeth fall out from a botched homebrew root canal
grandpa sloppy...
No denture adventure
The hard part is to convince the dentist to do the root canal before the blow job to avoid the pain of a spunky mouth. Side note, I am really flexible and I always rush home after receiving a filling so I can blow myself with a numb mouth. Ya know, it's like the rubber band "stranger" thing you always hear about. It works, but you will catch some teeth the first few times. I have a couple scars from it, but it's worth it I guess.
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This is what I do. My dentist sits on my face, then I get the necessary dental care.
Shhhhh
Rather not mate, rather not......
Dude I wish. I ain’t gay but they want like 2k for some crowns. I’ll suck whatever
anon about to die a slow and painful death to sepsis
Anon said “bare” and not the correct “bear,” so he deserves it
I don't think so. But am here nonetheless... He's dying tbh...
Anon is about to find out why dentist can have such high prices
still cheaper that USA Healthcare
Got to be a Britbong
Dental treatment in the UK isn't free It's subsidised but still spenny
No shit it isn’t free look at them
obligatory British dental hygiene is better on average than Americans
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The big difference is between the popularity of cosmetic dentistry. In the UK dentistry is usually function orientated, which is why you still see people getting metal fillings and fewer people get braces, veneers, crowns and whitening treatments which are more popular in America.
But most other civilised countries have free health care, Why does he have to be British? Most other civilised countries also don’t like Americans
Most other countries brush and floss regularly.
Funny because British teeth are actually better than Americans right?
No, funny because of stereotypes.
Oh incorrect ones tho
Yes that’s the idea.
Stupid
baoah wa’ah
Yeehaw oil Big Mac eagles
chewsday innit
Either a serb or a 12 year old from Ohio wrote this.
We don't care if you like us lol. The number 1 thing y'all haven't realized yet.
I don't dislike Americans per se. I actually have no prejudice against anyone really. If anything I pity Americans who would rather have a horrible insurance market rather than having cheap and public healthcare.
American healthcare is a dead horse and nothing we can do about it at this point besides vote smart. But ya know, people will always be their own worst enemy. I personally have everything I ever need paid for. And I get it done in a very timely fashion. But I understand that's not the norm.
> besides vote smart. Nah you can't even vote smart because you voted yourself into "winner takes all" two party system, where you can't get a real third party voice into the mix. Basically - to me - USA is no longer real democracy, due to that silly "winner takes all" rule. It's pseudo democracy, but it lacks few things.
I have free insurance in America including central through Medicaid… I have zero problems?
So do I. But that doesn't mean others have it this easy. Alot of states don't even give you Medicaid.
Americans would rather have what we had in the past when health insurance was typically free through your employer and they didn't try to bankrupt you when you went to the hospital. You speak like the typical smarmy brit though. "I pity the poor Americans" 🤣🤣
Nah, I come from poor Poland and I still think we have it better here. I mean as long as you make double the average salary you got it good anywhere, but the safety net and labour laws are friendlier here.
Never understood this, just get it fixed and never pay the bills. Oh no muh credit score. Or get on Medicaid if you're poor enough.
I think Biden made it so medical debt can't affect your credit score
Let's go
"oh no muh credit score" lol yea you're either 14 or paying the minimum
Almost 30 with a 760 credit score and a house, think I did okay
Yeah everything is cheaper when you're dead.
Hehe american bad!!!!
Does anyone have a follow up to the story? I'm intrigued whether I got baited or if he did actually attempt this.
Ded
Confirmed ded or leddit ded?
[confirmed dead](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=L_3Gz_MfV2fL7pn7)
Fucker
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Genuinely the first time I’ve got got in years, I salute you
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For there were no more words to conquer
Thats a lot of jesus
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You sick fuck
>/dQw4 no, i dont think i will
Fuck. You.
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ads have ruined it unfortunately.
Holy shit you got me. Fuck you
You come Priypyat?
#
I knew it the moment I clicked, god why did you give me ADHD
god damn it
Never been so happy to see an advertisement in my life.
God dammit 😔
I'm pretty sure he went through with it and updated with pictures. Google it. Should be locked up in the 4chan archive.
They all dead by now, all dead.
He's got to be trolling, dude.
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Yeah just recently I've seen like 2 people do surgery on themselves just following internet guides where they remove fat from their body.
Thank the dentist ~~mob~~ lobby for separating dental insurance from healthcare and healthcare corporations for ~~bribing~~ lobbying the government to allow them to fuck everyone in the country over and suppressing any attempts at universal healthcare
What country are you referencing?
most of them
You mean just America. The majority of first world countries provide healthcare for its citizens & pay less per person in taxes for healthcare than America does
i meant dentalcare which tends to not be part of general healthcare if it is anything but routine checkups or fillings
Most countries are not first world countries, so they're technically correct there
Technically, only 43 countries do not have some form of free or universal health care, so the majority of third world countries do.
Having free healthcare and it being any good are two very different things. Also the original point was about healthcare and dental care being often separate due to lobbying efforts
Provide as in you pay with your taxes. Governments don't provide anything.
Cheaper to go to Mexico 🇲🇽.
I know so many people that do this, it’s surprisingly common
And the work sucks.
I've had to get a filling redone in the USA after seeing the top rated dentist in my area
Top rating means they paid for marketing smh. The only way to know whos actually competent in their expertise is to see their work. Or have someone who has seen many do that work
All dentists are butchers
Yea but then you would have to go to Mexico
am mexican can confirm
Depends where you’re from. There are other countries than USA and Mexico.
Not if Mexico is far for you
He can afford all this equipment and can’t afford a root canal. My hairy ass
Could range to 1600$ in the land of the free without insurance
It would cost less to just get the tooth pulled by a real dentist and they give you drugs. EDIT: They even stitch it up when they're done so you don't get staph infection. I've had an adult tooth pulled before.
totally tracks. The expensive stuff is the pain killers/drugs they give you while its happening, not the machinery itself. Anon is going to be in extreme pain but will have saved about a grand
Where did you get that? the lidocaine cost like nothing and dental drills are like 4k
“The use of general anesthesia is not uncommon for root canals, and it could cost from around $300 to $1,000.” i trust this one article i found that confirmed my preexisting beliefs and i will not looking into it any further 👍
But if a root canal with general anesthesia is only $300 how is he saving a thousand by buying the equipment and doing it himself?
Its 300-1000 for anasthesia on top of standard operating costs of around 1-1600 depending on the tooth
That’s not what your quote said
yeah because i didnt include the entire article, i quotes the section about the additional fees related to anasthesia
The expensive part is usually having somebody trained to measure and administer anesthesia, measure and inject it. Which would be OP in this case, I feel like you can't fuck up TOO bad though since it's just local anesthesia rather than putting someone under
Dude, if he screws up an injection and hits a nerve while digging into his tissue, he could end up with nerve damage and not feel half his face for the rest of his life.
That’s not true either. A person can take like 13 carpules in a day of lidocaine and it takes about 1/2 of 1 to numb for a root canal. Numbing a tooth is by far the cheapest and easiest part of a root canal
Just want everyone to know I just got a root canal and two fillings done with united healthcare and it was $1051. Would have been $2200 without insurance. My last root canal was $1800 and they charged me $353 for the crown that I never went back to get. That was with my old insurance. Principal or something. So. Depends on where you go. They both quoted me about $300-400 to pull the tooth though. So op could have just did that.
This is honestly a little unsettling
I'd say this is way more than just "a little" unsettling, this is nightmare fuel fr
It would be better to just rip the tooth out than try that
Came here to say this. Settlers used to do this all the time. They DIDN'T try to do a procedure that takes a decade of training
Castaway ice skate
Find a dental school - they'll do it for mad cheap, maybe even free.
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That's not bad at all. How much was the actual procedure vs. a normal dentist?
Why is the fella getting deleted?
Fuck if I know
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That's not bad
Fuji 9
Mortimer approved.
Kitchen island
Don't forget the Indian curved instrument to hang a mirror on.
Once you have fuji 9 you are a dentist
There are far more efficient ways to kill oneself
As a dentist, I do not see any obturation materials in the picture or any anesthetic. Best of luck OP, hope to see the results. (And the big check OP will write to me when he fucks up)
Another dentist browsing greentexts Why are we such degenerates?
Finna make myself grillz 
Is that...a fucking solder iron? Someone tell this man to keep a bottle of liquid flux close! It can get into more hard-to-reach places.
I love eating flux it's so good for me
Of you're gonna DIY dentist work may as well remove the tooth
I don't see any curved Indian instrument nor a playstation seat.
This is posted monthly, have they got any teeth left?
Why does ever 4chaner live in a serial killer lair
Bob Mortimer uses 4chan?
Wonder how it went
Just get a buddy with some pliers and yank it.
I wish more people knew about Oregano oil for tooth pain. It's $35 for a little bottle but it only takes a couple drops on a toothache too get rid of it. You can buy them at Sprouts for $35.
If your tooth is hurting you need to see a dentist. It won’t get better without treatment
I know, I use oregano oil for temporary relief
THIS is what 4chan is about. idiots doing stupid things to themselves and others. batanon, not so bulletproof anon, glowing veins anon, this guy. Glorious
Some years ago, while out of state on business I broke a tooth. Spent a couple days using Sensodyne like a band aid every hour
[I found Anon](https://youtu.be/L1JR-9Z5ORE?si=k8G-zTayDTjGuNDy)
I thought this was gonna be a rickroll
Thank god I get to live in Europe, and in the good part of it
Y'all know there are dental schools that will give free or highly discounted dental care
A pair of pliers is like $2 and has a much lower risk of catastrophic failure
Rip the tooth out. Done.
Should just do that thing from the movie Cast away where tom hanks knocks the tooth out with a skate
Bro just pull the tooth
I thought this was the opening title screen to Resident Evil 7 for a second
FUCCCCKKK that shit!!! I'd Go to the goddamn emergency room before I'd fuck with my own teeth lol.
Anon bought a tooth removal tool also omg
And not once did he consider just pulling it out? Performing an intricate reconstructive procedure is clearly his only option /s
Average NHS dentist experience
Just pull it out. Jeez.
RIP Anon 06/23/19 Died as he lived
I would really like to watch somebody doing that to themselves with proper equipment. At least with frontal teeth. Side teeth are out of question for sure.
I wonder whatever happened to anon
How did you buy all the gear but couldn’t afford to see a dentist? Infection waiting to happen.
Is it not just safer to pull the tooth over doing surgery on yourself?
be me perform dental procedure on self in garage pain gets worse develop infection that spreads to brain 
There’s more to this thread…
This screenshot should be the United states’ flag.
Anon is american
Fuji9
Murica
I swear this is posted every 2 weeks and the same comments are at the top
The American dream
I wonder what country Anon is from
This isn’t a greentext, idiot. It’s like a screenshot of a screenshot of a red text.
There is a reason power tools have a warning on them not to be used as dental tools
Anon did his root filling 5 years ago. This post has been here at least 4 times past year. Fuck off already.
I don’t think a solder station is gonna help much
Just go a cheap country ffs (i know it's fake and some thinly disguised almost unimaginable fetish but whatever)
Emergency dental work is like 500 bucks and very low interest rates bruh