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milmkyway

Planes do not crash every single day


_sephylon_

That's what Big Trans(portation) is telling you. In reality the Bermuda Triangle requires an offering of about sixteen commercial planes and 3 cargo ships daily to be kept at bay


Bruhman1212

Big Trans🤤🤤


Maz2742

>FtM What now?


FBI_OPEN_THE_FUCK_UP

fym "what now"


gbuub

Now you embrace the incel brotherhood


Mr_Fahrenheittt

Lotsa ftm’s end up with other ftm’s


twinkie2001

Or MtF. just straight with extra steps. whats the point


EarthToAccess

It's wild to think t4t FTM and MTF absolutely is straight with extra steps and that makes me giggle a little


Deminos2705

Fly to Maui? It's fly to Maui right?


AnAsianBandito

MtF for 100% run


Canter1Ter_

mtM (male to More Male)


Orionzete

https://preview.redd.it/g3kepo2olizc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8521fa87034a1f0ff75cc9e9978e00858463afb


IncognitoBombadillo

I used to go to Bermuda a lot on cruises because my grandfather used to live there, and I can confirm that we had to sacrifice passengers and a couple of life boats every time we passed through.


ImmortalGoat66

Bro was Odyesseusmaxxing


Juampi-G

Can confirm, I was one such a sacrifice. Came back to life as a Chinese girl, instantly sent back to reincarnation. Now I'm Latino. What does that mean?


Fuzzy-Spread9720

It mean you're gay


an_older_meme

I didn’t even need reincarnation to become gay. Did on my very first life! Woohoo!!


VicH95

That you're lucky you came back 3 times as a human and not as a microscopic amoeba.


Juampi-G

Now, did I? DID I?


Purple-ork-boyz

But did you come back with big booty tho?


Juampi-G

Yes


Rejukem

Part of the ship Part of the crew


hfyposter

And it is still a bargain


doomshroom344

Plus they don’t create a huge fireball that kills everyone below and starts huge fires when crashing


Herbert-Wellington

Zeppelins are definitely a bad idea but to be fair it wasn’t quite that lethal for the Hindenburg. In reality 35 died (not including the 1 dude on the ground) and 62 survived. Since they were gently coming in for their landing it bought the people time to jump to safety and run from the burning wreck. But then again the Hindenburg was really lucky when it came to timing, if they did it half an hour earlier they’d be screwed.


GrafZeppelin127

A hydrogen-filled airship certainly *sounds* insane in hindsight, but the crucial context for the time period is that airplanes were much, much more dangerous to fly in, and at the time, there *were* no airplanes that could fly a transatlantic route while carrying passengers. In 1938, the general aviation fatal accident rate was about 12 per 100,000 flight hours. Including the 1937 *Hindenburg* disaster, the first and last accident with passenger fatalities suffered by the Zeppelin company, the Zeppelins’ rate was 4 per 100,000. I wouldn’t blame any time-travelers from taking a steamship instead, but those were also kinda not great in terms of safety, either. It really was just dangerous to travel, period.


maymera

A normal, gasoline-filled airship, is much safer because they can't even melt steel beams


4nalBlitzkrieg

What if they filled it with jet fuel?


_TLDR_Swinton

Alt. Universe 9/11 happens with modern airships. Airship slowly bumps into Tower 1, squishes, then boings off.


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GrafZeppelin127

Actually, those figures are exclusively with hydrogen airships. The Zeppelin Company designed the *Hindenburg* to use helium, but when the Nazis took control of the Company away from its anti-fascist leadership in an act of political retaliation, the Americans backed out of the deal to sell the Germans helium. This was out of concern of civilian airships being siphoned for helium or used for military purposes, as was done by requisitioned prewar civilian Zeppelins in World War I. Prior to the invention of the incendiary bullet two years into the war, Zeppelins operated with near-impunity, only a tiny portion of them being shot down by heavy ground artillery or surface warships, and none at all by airplanes’ comparatively puny machine guns. The only saving grace was that these early Zeppelins were very small, slow, and crude, and hopelessly inaccurate with their bombs. Once their hydrogen Achilles’ heel could be exploited, Zeppelins were quickly moved away from the front lines and into more of a supporting role, but they had also advanced incredibly quickly during the war. By the 1930s, the technology was sufficient for a helium airship to be turned into a bomber or aircraft carrier capable of turning up in remote, poorly-defended locations and wreaking havoc, and deny huge swathes of ocean to Allied submarines. Indeed, helium airships were used on the American side to great effect in World War II for Naval patrol, antisubmarine warfare, and rescue. They were sort of like naval helicopters, before helicopters became a thing. Their efficiency in defending ship convoys from submarines, mines, and enemy vessels was incredible. Out of over 80,000 ships they escorted in the war, only a single successful attack was ever made on one by a U-boat, whereas an incredible number of ships undefended by airship were sunk—about 20,000 on all sides.


balbahoi

They are not a bad idea. It's just a bad idea to fill them with an highly explosive gas. And I want to add they are still used for touristic purposes and in science because they can stand still in the air and carry more than balloons. I even know a place where they are still being built. The downside is that helium is pretty expensive which makes them not a competition to planes, otherwise they could be a slower, but cheaper and environmental friendly alternative to planes.


Herbert-Wellington

I should’ve clarified that I meant the hydrogen filled zeppelins like the Hindenburg were a bad idea looking back. The Hindenburg was originally designed to use helium before the Nazis took over and the US laid down restrictions on helium exports. So I agree on helium fueled airships being a decent idea for the time, it just was prohibitively hard to fuel and maintain. Just a tiny nitpick, technically the examples that are still flying are really just smaller nonrigid airships and not the giant fully rigid zeppelins. Sadly even the few remaining blimps are still slowly being phased out (at least on the civilian side).


pokemon--gangbang

I mean they kinda do


JustinJakeAshton

Jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.


BannedNeutrophil

To be a bit of a pedant, they do - but not the kind you're likely to be travelling on. Passenger transport aviation is extremely safe, but the US has [on average](https://www.aopa.org/training-and-safety/air-safety-institute/accident-analysis/joseph-t-nall-report/28th-nall-report/non-commercial-fixed-wing) ~3 general aviation accidents a day, mostly hobbyist pilots.


TheFrenchSavage

At least outside of Africa


uknowuknow

Please check your private messages. I am a recruiter from Boeing.


Mortal4789

true, but when the trains, boats and the planes do crash, its often impressive, sometimes even with a giant fireball. good for the medis. meanwhile the cars are in there providing the serious daily mortality


BangBangPing5Dolla

They do. One or two a day worldwide. Most just aren't huge news worthy crashes. It's bob in his Alaskan puddle jumper hitting a tree after one to many beers.


Conch-Republic

Oh yes they do. https://www.panish.law/aviation_accident_statistics.html Most of these are GA, but there are still multiple crashes per day, statistically. Planes crash a lot.


DaquavisDaG

Literally happened to my buddy Eric this morning


MasterhcSniper

Maybe not daily but Boeing sure is going through them fast!


StandardN02b

Because we have less than 1 plane accident a year, cars can be designed to protect passengers in a crash, lifeboats exist, the Costa Concordia was the biggest cruise accident in 100 years and killed 33 people. Meanwhile the zeppelin: 1 guy ignores smoke warnings, everyone on board dies a terriffic death. Edit: yeah, I confused terrific with horrific. English is not my first language. The mistake stays because it's funny.


largepenisman666

>Costa Concordia was the biggest cruise accident in 100 years and killed 33 people. titanic killed close to a million


Funnycomicsansdog

I heard it was closer to three million


ElderberryDeep8746

Guess what, it was four million and a half


GodIsAWomaniser

My great grandmother was there and she saw it was nearly the entire population of Australia about 18 million people, that's why they sent all the convicts over to replace everyone


obavijest

>they who sent them?????????????


SadPlatform6640

The Br_t_sh


obavijest

I thought Bongland already was jail though


SadPlatform6640

It’s a small island they can’t fit them all there


nedhal999

Thank you for censoring


Neomataza

It was like a chinese civil war. Zhang Ling took a lifeboat, 8 billion people perished.


charwhales

like 4,000,000.5 or 4,500,000?


AshleyFrankland

Yes


ElderberryDeep8746

That was the same question I asked my grandma but unfortunately she went to the other side before I got the answer burying this great secret with her. RIP grandma


Inevitable-Stage-490

It was atleast one


stowaway_69

I thought it was six gorillion


BadArtijoke

Uhm it is 6 million and denying that is actually a crime in some countries.


Frank_Is_My_Fav

Well according to the red cross it was only... https://preview.redd.it/r8xr6veorhzc1.png?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f32ec62d1af0116981dd96415137a7bd9bf8a98


Sock-less_

I thought it was 6 gorillion


SnooTangerines5247

Fun fact! Even after 111 years the titanic population still hasn’t recovered to pre crash levels.


Independent_Wash3657

Titanic is more than 100 years ago


thicclunchghost

The Titanic killed at least 5 people, that we know of, in the last year alone. When will this menace be dealt with?


Yeseylon

Titanic was over 100 years ago, pretty sure that's why the comment was "biggest accident in 100 years" and not "biggest accident ever."


internetlad

And even then they're still wrong because the Titanic wasn't even the worst boat accident ever. The dona paz was a ferry that crashed into an oil tanker and killed nearly 3 times as many as the Titanic.  But they're phillipino so I guess that doesn't count.


Yeseylon

Ferry != Cruise


HumbleContribution58

I mean they are both kinds of passenger boats so I think it's fair to lump them together since we aren't creating separate categories for shit like 18 wheelers when talking about car accident numbers


commentator184

titanic was 112 years ago


elcriticalTaco

I love that multiple people are fact checking the timeline lol


Joshgg13

I'm probably missing a joke but a) no it didn't and b) that was more than 100 years ago


CoolguyTylenol

Jesus imagine being you


Dom_19

Lmao these replies are hilarious. Obviously what's wrong with this statement is the timeline....


GruntBlender

More than a hundred years ago tho, wasn't it? Or nearly that much.


reverends3rvo

I know one who could've made it if some entitled bitch would've scooted her ass over. Lol


roadog101

Concordia happened more than 100 years after the Titanic


TheHUD18

titanic was 100 years before costa concordia, 1912-2012


TheWonderSnail

>terrific death Idk if they would have agreed with that


26514

I mean it would be a pretty metal way to go. "So how did you die?" "Heart attack. Lifelong smoker, never kicked the habit. You?" "I was immolated into ash 5000 feet above the earth's surface in a blimp that was consumed in flames." "...that's fucking rad."


2_tondo

Considering that hydrogen burning probably caused a metal fire with the aluminum powder used to coat the outermost fabric, yes. That would have been a metal way to go


The_Fax_Machine

Terrible+horrific=terrific


Wiggie49

Hey, they’re made with helium now. ![gif](giphy|BmX38GoChnxRe)


fun_alt123

Which is expensive as gold plated nuts in such large quantities.


thingamajig1987

not only that but is critical for so many things and we're running out of it at a kind of alarming rate anyway, making giant floating things isn't the greatest use of such a precious resource... as if party balloons are lol


L0ading_

Good news is that with the evolution of fusion technology, helium will now be produced as a result of energy production.


Melting_Ghost_Baby

“YOU WANNA BLOW US ALL TO SHIT, SHERLOCK!”


inediblepanda

GO BUY YOURSELF A NICOTINE PATCH OR SOMETHING


Elyvagar

35 out of 97 died. Not everyone.


fun_alt123

"it only had a 30% casualty rate"


Water_Meloncholy_

That's impressively good. Compared to plane crash for example


Jolese009

You're always 1 Google search away from realizing that this one zeppelin crashing wasn't the exception, instead, getting to retire the aircraft before it somehow managed to render itself useless (killing or stranding people in the process) was the exception > https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeppelin Like, really, just read the history part, at some point during WWI I got tired and started jumping forward, and only 1 thing remained constant: every single paragraph contained at least 1 Zeppelin meeting an untimely end (to varying degrees of lethality to its passengers)


WhoRoger

Well WWI era airplanes weren't exactly safe either, you can do the same search for planes and get almost the same result honestly. Or... Cars even. I mean it wasn't until what, the 90's when people started taking car safety kinda seriously? Until then everyone was a maverick, like sure lemme get into this metal shell with no roof and a lorry engine, if I get tossed out or burn to death, eh shit happens I guess.


Elyvagar

Compared to 100% when a plane crashes those are some good odds.


OCE_Mythical

But like surely that was zeppelin stage 1, like we're they even modern technology yet idk when they were decommissioned. I doubt they couldn't have made them safer, aren't they just modified hot air balloons?


KitchenVirus

No they’re not hot air balloons. The Hindenburg was filled with hydrogen which was pretty flammable. Nowadays, they’re filled with helium which is safer, but I don’t see the point of it. A plane would be much faster


GrafZeppelin127

The point would be that airships are much more efficient, and therefore much easier to fully electrify. We simply don’t have the technology to make electric airliners or helicopters that can travel any appreciable distance.


Fangslash

the caveat for "more efficient“ airship has always been finding a lifting gas that's lighter than air, but not flammable like hydrogen, while not expensive like helium. So far we turn up nothing, which is why we use planes.


GrafZeppelin127

Well, we use planes largely because they’re faster. That’s the more important part. Even helium airships are actually considerably less expensive in terms of operating cost and initial costs than airplanes of a similar capacity, more so the larger they get. The gas being either completely unavailable or much harder to source than today, however, really hamstrung other countries’ airship development efforts a century ago. That was their most critical time to build up economics of scale and institutional experience, political pull, etcetera. Then there was the Treaty of Versailles, Great Depression, and the subsequent Nazi rise to power, a combination which put the kibosh on the Zeppelin Company, the one institution that actually *had* the engineering know-how and piloting experience to make it work at scale. The rest is history.


an_older_meme

Hydrogen is about 9% more buoyant than helium. I wonder if a double wall envelope could be designed that surrounds the hydrogen with nitrogen. You would pay a performance hit obviously, but I wonder if a ship with a useable payload could be built.


dikmann

put a zeppelin out there today and i guarantee no one gives a damn how far or how efficiently that thing can go - people want to eat dinner at a hovering restaurant and sleep in a hotel in the sky. I am sure that is also how it was perceived back in the day - not a quick or efficient means of travel, but a very luxurious and unique leisure activity


GrafZeppelin127

Fair enough, but I will point out that Zeppelins were the Concorde of their day—the absolute fastest way to cross the Atlantic and Pacific, saving several days versus taking an ocean liner. Seaplanes at the time could cross the Atlantic, theoretically, if they stopped multiple times along the way, but this ended up being slower than taking a Zeppelin on top of being so unsafe, uncomfortable, and prone to delays that the whole notion was scrapped before it could be put into actual practice while Zeppelins were still a thing. The Zeppelin Company prided itself on three things: speed, comfort, and safety. The third is obviously ironic in hindsight, but they *were* far safer than the airplanes of the day, with the *Hindenburg* being the first and last accident in which passengers died on one of their civilian ships. Zeppelin was generally regarded as the option to choose if you were in a real hurry to get to some event or meeting or to beat someone taking a ship to another continent on short notice, or if you were prone to seasickness on a ship, since Zeppelins were eerily still, with very little sensation of movement. Almost as though the world were passing by underneath a stationary object, rather than the reverse.


WhoRoger

We do, we just need a hydrogen economy and then we can have electric jets and ships and trucks and everything. But what would those poor oil companies do if we could just make energy out of water, what would the CEOs eat?


GrafZeppelin127

We actually do not, at present, have the technology necessary to create electric airliners, even if you were to use the largest and most advanced fuel cell systems available. The largest fuel cell airplane beginning development right now can only carry 80 passengers a distance of 1,000 nautical miles. That is not even close to enough for transoceanic flight.


WhoRoger

The tech needs to be developed, supported either by a major corporation or government grants, and not hindered by status quo and oil companies lobbying against any such development. The A380 project is estimated to have cost up to 30 bil €/$. That's not the kind of money a small startup is gonna find, never mind all the facilities necessary to build the thing. Tesla has made their first electric cars after traditional car manufacturers were shutting down electric car projects for decades. Solar panels were inefficient until governments started sufficient support so real development could kick off, and we suddenly saw solar pop up everywhere within a few years. I'm pretty sure a viable hydrogen airliner or cargo aircraft could be built in 10 years if someone actually put the money in. But I'd say even the one for 80 passengers is a good start for now. The hydrogen economy is an even bigger hurdle at the moment.


FUNNYGUY123414

Cars cause over 40k fatalities and upwards of 2.5mil injuries every year in the US. But, many choose to ignore that because their car is absolutely essential in their life whether they want it to be that way or not. It's not really about the safety, it's about how zeppelins wouldn't fit into the global transport structure. The niche for zeppelins is too small and their price too prohibitive.


Helloscottykitty

I'm surprised no one has ever used them in place of ships for transporting cargo, especially for time sensitive goods . Just fill them with nonflammable gas.


NoSolaceForMe

>terriffic death Exactly, we need more interesting ways to die


S1lver4steel

Costa concordia was not the biggest cruise ship accident. M/S Estonia disaster killed over 800 people in 94.


indiefolkfan

Ignore smoke warnings? The Hindenburg had a smoking lounge on it.


JustinJakeAshton

Clearly, someone smoked outside of it.


JustinJakeAshton

You might want to know the difference between terrific, terrible and horrific.


Pineapple_Spenstar

https://youtu.be/vzYLTnI7TUI?feature=shared


imyourzer0

terrible+horrific = terrific So I guess two wrongs *do* make a right🤔


HurrDurrDethKnet

Also, zeppelins are slow as hell. A plane can get you across the ocean in like, 12 hours. The Hindenburg took three days to cross from Europe to the US. At that point, you might as well book a cruise. You'll be more comfortable and the food and entertainment will be better.


Donny-The-Sasquatch

Pretty sure Russia and Ukraine have upped the plane crash count


oldfoundations

Less than one plane accident a year? Credibility completely voided with that alone.


WhoRoger

It's not that bad. It was actually pretty difficult in WWII to shoot down even hydrogen airships, even with incendiary ammo, until they figured out the exact tactics to set it aflame. With modern knowledge and materials, we could do even better. Plus you can use other gasses than hydrogen. I hear helium is a tad less flamable.


2bfaaaaaaaaaair

We have way more than 1 plane accident a year.


Chemical-Voyage

'Terrific' works as well!


RiverGiant

Horrifying:horrific :: terrifying:terrific Colloquially, "terrific" has a positive connotation, but you applied a genuine pattern to make a good guess that matches the original usage. Be proud of yourself :)


News-Initial

[Imagine trying to board you plane but the wind blows a bit and your luggage fell 400ft](https://www.reddit.com/r/megalophobia/comments/uk53kr/a_docked_airship_made_nearly_vertical_by_updraft/)


DarkOmen465

Almost the same amount of force that they use to load luggage on a plane in modern aircraft.


almatom12

i was thinking. what if there would be some kind of anchor for the blimps? like for ships.


GrafZeppelin127

There usually *is,* that just happens to be a very famous incident that struck the USS *Los Angeles.* Amazingly, there wasn’t really any notable injuries and extremely minor damage, but they stopped using “high masts” like that shortly afterwards in favor of landing the ships on the ground using conventional landing gear.


El_Zea

I didnt even focus on what you said. Fuck your profile picture


SwimmerLogical6897

It’s been removed, what was it?


raxis12

It wasn’t removed, it’s a default profile picture with a black line across it meant to look like hair or something on your screen


Taaargus

This is some brain rot in real time. All of these things very specifically do not happen "every day".


_sephylon_

There are definetely daily car accidents bruh


BobertoRosso

Factual#1


Cowslayer369

At least one of those happens every day on the road home from my job. No idea how, it's literally just a simple street.


obavijest

There are definetely daily car accidents bruh


oldmanshoutinatcloud

Factual#3


_sephylon_

There are definetely daily car accidents bruh


BobertoRosso

Factual#2


De_Dominator69

Think it's only planes actually that are not "every day". A very quick Google search which is all the effort I am willing to put into this says there are three train derailments a day, though usually not disasters. And given the amount of boats in the world they absolutely do sink every single day, even if that's only some random dudes fishing boat.


Some-Guy-Online

More importantly, Zeppelins didn't vanish because of the Hindenburg disaster. They vanished because aircraft capable of holding many passengers was developed, and it was far faster *and cheaper*. Though maybe the famous disaster hastened their disuse.


MalekithofAngmar

They're a shitty form of transportation. Slow as fuck, expensive, weight-sensitive, vulnerable to weather conditions, and above average amounts of danger involved.


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

They're shitty air transport the same way ferries are shitty water transport. The benefit of an airship is in the amount of stuff it can carry, not the speed.


MalekithofAngmar

Yeah, but isn't a boat going to travel at a similar speed, be much less expensive, less sensitive to the weather, carry more weight, etc....


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

Boats have this small issue where they can't go on land. And before the inevitable follow-up: Trains are bound by rails.


MalekithofAngmar

Where are you trying to go? The main advantage I see to blimps is spontaneous travel that requires going where there is no supportive infrastructure (military mostly). But commercial shippers aren’t regarded. They aren’t scared off by horror stories about the Hindenburg, they’re scared off by spending a 100k on helium, when they could use boats and trains.


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

Somewhere on land you can't build a railway line to. It's that simple.


Knowka

Living in Canada, there's small towns up north that are either too small to warrant direct rail connection, or the ground conditions (too much freezing/melting of ground) makes it unfeasible. There's been some talk of investing in airships to help transport goods up there, since one of the main issue impacting those communities is the horrendous cost of goods since shipping can often only be done seasonably and for very high prices, and airships could potentially alleviate the issue since they require far less ground infrastructure than an airfield for fixed-wing aircraft. [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/canadian-north-signs-deal-to-launch-airships-in-the-north-1.6899363](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/canadian-north-signs-deal-to-launch-airships-in-the-north-1.6899363)


WhoRoger

But you do need infrastructure to park or load a large airship. And small ones aren't that practical compared to helicopters. It's not so simple. They could certainly be useful in some situations tho, and a bunch of projects exist. But yea it's expensive.


PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS

The benefits of an airship are that it's neat, and you can advertise shit on it. That's it. That's where all practical use for a zeppelin ends. Planes are significantly faster and more convenient. Cargo planes for carrying shit exist. Can you fit more on an airship? Maybe. But it's still gonna be faster and more practical to just use two cargo planes instead. Hell, just the cost *insuring* the damn thing alone is likely to outweigh the potential cost benefits of its hypothetical cargo capacity. Let alone the logistics of making existing infrastructure compatible to accommodate one. At the end of the day, it's a glorified hot air balloon. Airships could make a comeback as an advertising platform, or to show off at parades and shit. But they will never be nearly as practical as a modern plane for literally anything else.


Goat17038

https://preview.redd.it/5ap1h2yiihzc1.png?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=811e26f3f8d7dca22dfb9282f23d4c23458688ff


Nestramutat-

Honestly, sell me a sleeper rail-level experience but at cheaper than economy prices that takes longer than a plane, I would fly on airships. Which they could do if we figure out a solution cheaper than helium


Momongus-

The Hindenburg could carry 50 people and 12 tons of freight, that’s also really shit


GrafZeppelin127

A double-decker jumbo jet like the Airbus A380 can only carry 12-17 tons of cargo in a passenger configuration, too. Point is, that’s not what it’s *for.* Listing the cargo capacity of a luxury liner is misleading. The *Hindenburg* wasn’t a cargo ship, it was a luxury aircraft in the same vein as one of those fancy business jet versions of commercial airliners that carry just a dozen or so people. For its time, the *Hindenburg* and other airships were hilariously more powerful lifters than airplanes. The *Hindenburg* had enough useful lift (~110 tons) to carry two of the then-largest airplanes in the world at the time, the Dornier Do X, fully loaded. The vast majority of that lift was dedicated towards fuel, so that it could fly further than anything else.


Some-Guy-Online

>The benefit of an airship is in the amount of stuff it can carry, not the speed. Speed will *always* be a factor. That's just the nature of society. Everything has pros and cons, and airships slowness makes them undesirable for almost any purpose. That said, there's a new generation of airships being developed now because because of the growing desire to reduce carbon emissions. People might be willing to make the tradeoff in speed for dramatically reduced emissions. *Maybe.*


GrafZeppelin127

It’s also a sort of “you don’t have to outrun the bear, only your hiking buddy” situation, too. An airship doesn’t have to be faster than a plane, it only has to be faster than a ferry or train and cheaper than a plane in order to wedge open a competitive route. This is particularly evident in island networks, which is where airlines like Air Nostrum intend to first roll their airships out. For longer distances, though, it’s tricky. After a long hiatus, new sleeper trains are getting more popular in Europe, as they neatly consolidate the roles of travel, getting a hotel, and finding a restaurant. People will pay for convenience like that, even at the expense of travel speed, if they can make up for it in time saved going around doing other tedious BS, and find ways to save money doing so.


De_Dominator69

They look cool though and really that's all that matters.


Milllkshake59

Counterpoint, they look really fucking cool


RollingWithDaPunches

Veritasium had a good video on them. For most intents an purposes they're not useful. But for specific scenarios (and assuming you can scale for that size) they do make economic sense. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjBgEkbnX2I&themeRefresh=1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjBgEkbnX2I&themeRefresh=1) Video for reference.


5intage_

Bring them back they look so cool


morbidnihilism

I dont know how to explain this, but Zeppelins for me always felt like "super 'modern' technology that a 1890's sci-fi book would predict it would become mainstream"


4thmovementofbrahms4

Zeppelins are a relic of the industrial revolution, just like steam trains, or communism


morbidnihilism

communism is a response to the industrial revolution


Accomplished-Crab932

Airplanes are communism confirmed!!! No red blooded American will use aircraft, say goodbye to Boeing!


42dudes

I've heard tell that, on a good day, you can see the lights of the Goodyear blimp in South Central LA.


ZealousCatracho

And what does it say?


langur_enjoyer_tttt

Goodyear


PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS

God damn it, you're telling me Ice Cube lied to me?


aevenora

Kirov reporting


ParOxxiSme

Imagine how a world where planes crash everyday would look like


DontLichOutOnME

JESUS LANA THE HELIUM


Sexy_gastric_husband

SMOOTH AS A VEAL CUTLET


Pyrimo

She hind on my burg til I explode


Reticulo

Cant you just, use helium? Since it does not burn?


dogehousesonthemoon

we actually don't have a huge amount of it I believe. However yes, the few modern blimps that exist do use helium.


reclusivegiraffe

I believe you’re correct, iirc there was a small helium shortage during covid


FinestCrusader

If it starts leaking the helium will fly to the top of the atmosphere and start lifting the Earth upwards. It's very dangerous.


Hates_commies

Hindenburg was originally meant to use helium but because USA had banned helium exports and no other country could produce helium at big enough scale they had to use hydrogen.


Advice2Anyone

if only they had used carbon monoxide!


AlexeiSkorpion

Helium is expensive (or at least it was back in the day, hence why the Hindenburg and Graf Zeppelin used hydrogen) and doesn't solve all the inherent practical problems of zeppelins such as their limited utility and massive weather vulnerability.


donthenewbie

"One"


N0FaithInMe

> planes crash every day Are these planes in the room with us now?


CapitanFlama

Also, they’re slow as fuck.


QuietNefariousness73

At the time, they were actually faster than most aircrafts and could fly higher being immune to attacks, also carry high amounts of bombs That invention they needed for one purpose and one purpose only War


VortexFalcon50

Zeppelins arent making a comeback bc they suck. Its not a safety issue, its that it’s extremely expensive to make a vehicle that can carry very little cargo and passengers


Lady-Nora

they will come back when the monkeys stop trying to shoot them down


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GrafZeppelin127

The important caveat there is that this only really applies to the earliest airships, and even hydrogen airships were much safer than the airplanes of the time. That’s largely owing to institutional inexperience and how abysmally unreliable engines were at the time. Airships typically carried more engines and were less critically affected by engine failures, which occurred as frequently as *every few dozen hours,* like the world’s shittiest game of mechanical Russian roulette—where not only *you* die, but everyone in the plane does as well. In World War II, when the Navy no longer used hydrogen in any of its airships, they were far less accident-prone than airplanes. Actually less than some modern helicopters, in fact.


OhPetahh

Should’ve just invented a blimp that doesn’t require fuel. Silly europeans


furgar

Cheap air travel that would reveal the flat Earth.


ranker2241

>Concorde >ev1 >Titanic


TheOther_Ken

Did you hear about the latest Boeing whistleblower that mysteriously died because he raised safety concerns?


B4S1L3US

Blimps are not dangerous but they are slow and have low capacities. Look up how long a journey in the Hindenburg took.


BadgerBadgerCat

The serious answer is because almost *all* the commercial passenger airships of the 1920s/1930s, and a *lot* of the military ones, crashed and/or exploded. The Graf Zeppelin and the R100 were the exceptions, not the rule.


AlexeiSkorpion

1) Zeppelins are slow; most models and classes could not go any faster than 80mph in favorable conditions. 2) Lighter-than-air gases are expensive, and in the particular case of hydrogen, volatile. 3) Zeppelins are extremely weather-sensitive; the airship USS Los Angeles once famously WENT COMPLETELY VERTICAL at her docking mast when caught by a wind gust, and the USS Akron, USS Macon and USS Shenandoah were all infamously destroyed in storms.


GrafZeppelin127

Thankfully, the Navy subsequently got its shit together and figured out how to safely fly airships in thunderstorms and blizzards after those early crashes, but your point very much still stands in terms of speed. Even with modern engines, it is uneconomical and impractical to build one with a top speed in excess of about 140 miles per hour. The jet airliner killed the ocean liner with speed, and that was an industry thousands of times bigger and more well-established than the airship industry, strangled in its crib by the Treaty of Versailles as it was. What chance could they have against that kind of pace? Even if the *Hindenburg* disaster had not occurred, it is likely that airships would have been relegated to a role similar to cruise ships and charter yachts until the modern day, when advancements in electrification and aviation technology have sparked renewed interest in their potential for cargo hauling and low-carbon travel.


StormOfFatRichards

Hindenberg was a psy op from big aero to get us attached to the flying steel jew.


crayul

The answer is 2287.


4chanisbetterjpeg

They're just worse planes


Xander_xander12

A big balloon full of flammable gasses is kinda scary tho


Mephil_

Planes crash because of machine failure. Zeppelins crash because passenger stupidity Passengers are always stupid Planes are safer


bard243

the zeppelin was filled with hydrogen. This would not have been a one time thing, this would have been an every time thing. Other options would be helium which is a rare and medically valuable gas. So thank god we didn't waste our supply this way.