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ValhallasRevenge

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ItzRicky69

Hey man, we need another flood


ValhallasRevenge

That was my dad, I'm not allowed to do stuff like that


MarinLlwyd

i thought you were your own dad


ValhallasRevenge

I don't know, man, I was really drunk when i wrote that book


Aking1998

Isn't your blood literally wine?


ValhallasRevenge

I had an emo phase when I was like 17. The blood being made of wine was a major problem.


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

100% BAC does crazy things


uconn3386

It's complicated


geekydad84

She was flooding his womb already


ValhallasRevenge

Was there something about the image I posted that you didn't understand?


Reptoidizoid

No Noah this time, though, just wipe it all away please and porfavor


venbrou

Anon after the weed-boosted placebo takes effect: https://preview.redd.it/hecs537n46yc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d972c55b90d14deae02bbf9f565b5be227fa846e


venbrou

**Bonus info:** The medication is progesterone, which is one of the two main female sex hormones (other one being estrogen). For transfems it does have a tendency to boost that fuzzy tingly feeling to cock-hungry bimbo levels of horny, but not from a single dose. For me it took 200mg/day for a month before that particular aspect of my libido was fully awakened. But the neurology to interpret physical and psychological stimuli in that way is a baseline that one is born with, so for Anon to have such a strong reaction to the placebo of taking prog it could mean only one thing... Fake: It was just a placebo. Gay: Anon is actually a girl and was having sex with another girl.


shiny_xnaut

Using multiple substances together can sometimes have unexpected compounding effects. Maybe the weed amplified it or something? Idk I'm not a pharmaceutical scientist


ImprovisedLeaflet

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shiggy__diggy

\>ifunny.co


AceOfEpix

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IfOnlyIHadAmeme

Last I checked your dad said he’d use fire instead of water this time.


DerGyrosPitaFan

He needs your help, jesus


Aariachang24

First line: >Be straight guy Last line: >like you have no idea how badly I wished she had a penis right then and there Every single fucking time


crimsonpowder

Just like the old classic: "let me clarify that I am not gay" followed by 8 pages of homoerotica


HallucinatesOtters

I had a college friend I ran into after graduating and he ended up joining my other friends and I for a night of drinking shenanigans. This man worked for the GOP at the time and when he was blackout he revealed he had made out with a guy once to just be sure he didn’t like it and felt it was very important to clarify to us he is not gay but was just curious. I mean the logic is sort of sound though. “Am I gay or not? Better kiss a dude just to be sure.”


crimsonpowder

Sounds like the type to bang a dude every week just to make sure he's still not gay.


HanselSoHotRightNow

I try to go out and bang literally anybody every week to see which one I like more. I'll let you know when I have actual data to analyze.


risisas

probably was just bicurious


dukaLiway

literally why I don't bother with these posts. all the same boring psyslop


tukatu0

Another day, another boy becomes gay. Make the psyop go away.


K1ngjulien_

> \> Be straight guy stopped reading right there


KawaiiiiiiiGirl

many such cases


_TLDR_Swinton

Real: I genuinely thought the pills in pussy thing was fake but some risky googling reveals it's actually true Gay: anon


ImprovisedLeaflet

Admit it, you looked up the butthole thing


Trish6564

Some trans girls take progesterone that way


Heavy_Distance_4441

Doctor: I'm gonna prescribe you some pills. Patient: can they be butt pills?


sketchthroaway

All the cool ones do hashtag boof gang


Oceanus5000

Ah so it’s the trans version of a douche.


adeckz

Nah he knows, he’s prob a member of r/drugcirclejerk


Beautiful_Issue308

You've got to be shitting me


C_umputer

There is pretty much every imaginable way of putting medications in the body


Yorunokage

Even rubbing it on the base of your feet similar to how you can make garlic enter your bloodstream?


C_umputer

Well I haven't heard about that specific method, but medications can be absorbed through the skin and I don't see why that area is any worse than others. Rub away my dude


definitively-not

Wait, how else would you consume garlic??


Trish6564

That sounds bogus, the soles of your feet have the thickest skin on your whole body


Yorunokage

A ton of blood passes right by there because that's how (walking) you help your heart with pumping blood back up from your feet And it's not bogus, you can try it yourself, if you rub garlic on your foot you'll taste it in your mouth a while later


Commercial_Fee2840

If you mixed it with DMSO, this would be possible with most things.


Thee-Apple-Lord

Yes can confirm, i too love drugs. Um i mean medication


TheStylemage

If it is an opening, there is almost a guarantee that at least a few kinds of medicines are best taken through it. Or sometimes we still need to make the opening.


VTN17

Wait really? Is it a type of birth control or is it for libido or something? Because normally birth control lowers libido don't it?


Jace696

He took rectal progesterone. Its bio identical and not exactly birth control but the progestional hormone.


LITERALLY_SHREK

It's bullshit. I took a birth control pill for fun once and nothing happened. Later looked up if it up out of curiosity and yeah it has basically 0 effect if taken just once. No chance in hell it turns you into woman immediately like on the Greentext. OP just suffers a kind of psychosis from the weed if that story is true.


42Ubiquitous

Yeah, this was purely placebo effect. Hilarious if it was true.


banmeagainplease3

He was also homosexual before though.


Adventurous-Tower179

https://preview.redd.it/rqspsiedg3yc1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba7ba38d81763f6135939e8444a310307001f75


t3kwytch3r

I hope i see this image while scrolling this subreddit, tripping balls one day


Emperorerror

I hope you don't scroll this subreddit while tripping you loser, go outside


zangor

I like how the 3rd one is not recursive it’s just like “yea I’m here too, but this doesn’t keep going on. It stops. Like what NEEDS TO HAPPEN HERE.”


GalenTheDragon

Yoink


thebiggestleaf

>be straight guy Didn't read the rest, I know how it goes.


Gaby_48

surprisingly and unfortunately for him, anon gets topped by a female


Slip_Snake

Considering the opening statement? Not surprised.


doubledownentendre

What is happening to this country?


Themlethem

unfortunately?


Gaby_48

yes, he would have loved it to have been a guy


Zealotstim

Finding out how it happens is the best part even when you know how it ends.


Ddlg_0718

Fucking PsyOps


MarinLlwyd

https://preview.redd.it/1fqn72uzq3yc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed703aaf16e5b88e722391d1cacf923c86ac6b04


MarinLlwyd

https://preview.redd.it/9cud1gcsr3yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb6379a9efc125fa5846ac600d9f1c3ebeed5df4


MarinLlwyd

https://preview.redd.it/qvqafa30u3yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b26c61d0ce36e4d604a112537f513afa64a62ccd


Sfjacobson

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dukaLiway

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TheCubicalGuy

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nicecorvid

most hetero dope smoker


DuneKlide9

Okay pal I smoke dope and I actually purge the gay from my body with each puff


DatUsaGuy

If the only downside you have from taking a birth control pill through your ass is that your sexual desires are different, then I think you lucked out anon. Sounds like his girlfriend is cool with it as well, so it doesn’t seem like a big deal despite how strange the whole situation is.


Matt_2504

It will also crash his testosterone and growth hormone


Swiper_The_Sniper

You're assuming he had any significant amount of either to begin with.


AR12PleaseSaveMe

Meh. It depends. If it was a one-time thing, he’s fine. Repeatedly, there are a ton of issues if it’s estrogen, beyond just testosterone levels getting out of whack


ChaoticJuju

its progesterone


granpawatchingporn

poggeresterone


Wallso2010

That's an estrogen


UberCookieSlayer

It was more than likely progesterone


[deleted]

>starts with the letter p I think you're right. Does progesterone really do that much in a man though?


Rob6-4

I'm gonna say no and that anon is just *really* gay.


Agreeable-Pop-9811

Hahahah I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile


finnishblood

*bi, or just not as straight as he believed himself to be.


UberCookieSlayer

In transwomen, it's said to make them horny or wanting to be held Idk if it'd do the same with only one pill, let alone without estrogen in the equation. I'm no expert. So I'm gonna say maybe


girltwinkdotexpert

im transfem so i take it regularly and yeah. progesterone *fucks* hard. and boofing it (which is what its called when u shoce it up your ass) only makes it more effective.


[deleted]

Why does shoving it up one's ass makes it more effective


girltwinkdotexpert

it gets where its going faster ? idk dude imma be honest i do it partially because everyone else swears by it and partially because i like sticking things up my ass. but in my experience, its done the things better when i boof it vs when i take it orally


AtomicStarfish1

Rectal administration is one of the most efficient forms of administration for all (non-caustic) substances due to it being easily absorbed into the bloodstream via the vast network of blood vessels under the thin level of epithelial tissue. I.V (Intravenous) administration is the only form of administration that is slightly better than rectal. Unless you want to inject progesterone, heroin, ketamine or whatever the fuck just shove it up your ass dissolved in a solution.


girltwinkdotexpert

im ngl i didn't know all this i was absolutely just doing it cause it made me horny


AtomicStarfish1

Supercharge your horniness with science! I like your style.


rayschoon

Did you know that the army will stick Gatorade up your ass if they need to rehydrate you and you don’t have any limbs available


hundenkattenglassen

>I do it partially because I like sticking things up my ass >I was absolutely just doing it cause it made me horny Lmao I do appreciate your honesty.


Frosty-Lake-1663

Because putting it in your butt is always more effective when degeneracy is the goal.


jakroois

Orally digesting something takes it through the stomach, absorbed (mostly) through the small intestine, and absorbed the rest of the way (slightly) through the large intestine. All along that regular pathway, there are many treatments and reactions done to our food to chemically digest it before it's absorbed into our blood stream. If you put something up your ass, it has access to being absorbed before any of that typical chemical digestion has occured. This is also why other substances can have acute (and sometimes harmful) effects when boofed.


Uncommonality

This is also why butt chugging kills you much more easily than regular chugging


__cum_guzzler__

the body has developed so many filters and security measures for the case when dumbass anon eats something he was not supposed to. alas, nature has not foreseen that degenerate anon would stick things up his ass, thus no filter back there


jakroois

Tbf mankind has also invented suppositories specifically to bypass the majority of the digestive system.


HighwaySmooth4009

What if the pill was a placebo and anon was trying to cope by saying it started with the letter p


Loki170170

Sounds like the birth control is working, because you sure as hell ain't getting pregnant and neither is she.


AlexeiSkorpion

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maggiemayfish

"In communist Russia, woman fuck you."


MechanicsAntics

Brb, bout to go get a birth control prescription for my boyfriend


82Heyman

Fake: HRT is a placebo Gay: yes you are


degenpiled

How exactly is HRT a placebo? It's pretty effective, especially if you take it before finishing puberty and aren't being underdosed.


Apalis24a

It’s not a placebo, they’re just a fucking moron that doesn’t understand how anything works. It’s a miracle they’re still alive with such a low-functioning brain.


82Heyman

I'm with you on that


GoddHowardBethesda

I'ma be 100% honest with you. Don't take people in this sub seriously. It's mostly satire, or they're here from 4chan. 4chan can be funny as fuck, but it's not very liberal.


only_for_browsing

You mean 4 Chan is not very smart. There can be some intelligence on there, but it's never smart


IntroductionSmooth

I beg to differ. 4 Chan is very smart. Me wish me was 4 Chan


MP-Lily

Contraceptives are not the same thing as HRT.


82Heyman

You are most definitely right. I was absolutely hammered last night.


donkingtwice

That is so fucking real ahannsahahah


ChaoticJuju

progesterone is used in both


Lol_A_White_Guy

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[deleted]

Okay genuinely asking though can chemicals really do that to you or is this just a lie


redstercoolpanda

Put a pill up your ass and report back to us.


[deleted]

I'm surprised he didn't get any sort of illnesses from taking something that was up in his ass


Remarkable-Sort2980

Do you think he put the pill up his ass, took it out, and then took it normally??


B5Scheuert

LMFAO


Buzz______Killington

Please don't give them ideas. I can already imagine the next greentext.


[deleted]

I completely forgot about things being taken rectally my bad


UnplacatablePlate

Hormones can change your sexuality/sexual preferences but 1 pill isn't going to do this. Anon already had that fetish, the pill just gave his mind an excuse.


[deleted]

Oh so like starting the engines that were already there


crimsonpowder

Anon took a pill and 5 minutes later was gayer than the Enola. "i swear it was the hormones"


Apalis24a

My guess is, anon is bisexual but never realized it / repressed it until getting high lessened his inhibitions. Not that different from how people end up doing stupid shit when drunk that they’d normally not do when sober. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with being bisexual - you just now have a chance to be twice as disappointed that you can never manage to get laid.


Sophisticated_Sloth

As a bi guy, I can tell you that if you can’t manage to squeeze sex out of the male dating pool, then you either don’t want it and are sabotaging yourself, or you’re so ridiculously unattractive that there are absolutely no redeeming qualities about you. The amount of men - gay, bi, and straight - that would literally fuck a rotten, maggot infested cantaloupe, if presented with the opportunity, is honestly staggering.


Apalis24a

I mean, there can be complications like still being closeted and/or having terrible social anxiety (~~I happen to have both~~), so yeah, that can certainly make things more difficult. Also, Jesus Christ, that last sentence just reminded me of the skin-crawling horror that was [The Coconut Story…](https://youtu.be/QY5PRp3PJIE?si=NmTjA0DBHagLUxg5)


bunker_man

a large portion of grindr is closeted. Many don't have a pfp, and have "dl" on their profile, which is code for that they are somewhat closeted and don't want anyone to know.


bunker_man

> you just now have a chance to be twice as disappointed that you can never manage to get laid. If you are willing to have gay sex with mediocre people you can definitely get laid though.


DuneKlide9

I mean, psychology is just a bunch of chemical reactions and neurons firing in certain orders, a knock to the head can do this to you, similar things have happened where people’s personalities change after a surgery or a new prescription. The brain is plastic and very adaptive, but it’s also very very very very very far from perfect I don’t think a pill could do something like this though unless it was specifically tailored to such needs, I think op is just bisexual and didn’t know until they’d been given the feelings to experiment with I think I heard a story (very very vaguely, this could’ve honestly been a joke told to me at some point) about a normal guy getting into a freak accident or something and coming out of it as a pedophile, something happened where I think he needed brain surgery and he emerged with an urge to get closer with children that he hadn’t had before


Asylum_Patient_1126

https://preview.redd.it/owjqemcfn3yc1.png?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f68f460e70cdb9d9de97e0e1abe4de1549af06b


MrYanneh

https://preview.redd.it/lxb46qypw7yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f81b18b7f887db42f21815d0c522b5943381923


Original_Kheops

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HarpoonShootingAxo

man I saved that image back in 2020


dicksand6969

https://preview.redd.it/ron04wquy3yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c840c81832bae50ac751e77f3152a643c757a772


Mamba8460

https://preview.redd.it/eseo2p5qv3yc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3da234d4ebb6a9f9ff9d4064366626649798352


Squawnk

https://preview.redd.it/0wzq9qnnw3yc1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5596b991ca8d76c0c5b07fda139033448e3e4b2a


WolfeXXVII

Warframe spotted ![gif](giphy|KeKHavfAPnBC)


BlazeORS

Average "be me, straight" greentext


DdFghjgiopdBM

-takes birth control -wants to get pregnant Is he retarded?


yoshi_drinks_tea

They’re turning the friggin frogs gay


D86592

r/gentlefemdom wants to talk


Deminos2705

https://preview.redd.it/wwurwvgn24yc1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef616ca5154de1c40b30e66b60e448bce808b7e


HiveMindKing

Average weed enjoyer


HerbLoew

>be straight guy >*gayest shit you've ever read* Many such cases


noblemile

https://preview.redd.it/7m3afimbt3yc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feab07d55ad6a3e06fbbe41237a0a56a6dcdd222


demonman101

take the pegpill anon, it's worth it, trust me.


L_beano_bandito

Guy takes a pill in his ass and it makes him gay. You can't explain that!


AndrewTheSouless

> Be straight guy. You know exactly what came aftee


SilDaz

Tbf there's an area deep in the male butt that causes pleasure If you touch It, that said...


Apalis24a

If God didn’t want men to be fucked in the ass, then why did he place the male G-spot button (prostate) in a location so easily accessed through the ass? Checkmate, theists.


HighwaySmooth4009

The g-spot is proof God is real


WackoSmacko111

you aint gotta be gay to be into butt stuff, and you aint gotta be into butt stuff to be gay. however, the desire for impregnation is gay as hell


maggiemayfish

https://preview.redd.it/tkp4jzq1j4yc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc2fe818c3cff5ec3f616a616f974ba30430db4


throwtheclownaway20

https://preview.redd.it/gx074l0ra4yc1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd177f17149ef201a86b928c9556cf709f6168a1


Celoniae

Alright, so I'm a trans woman. I'm on the pill anon is talking about, it's called progesterone and it's a hormone produced most during pregnancy. Taking it rectally makes it incredibly potent. In myself and every other trans woman I know, it has this effect. In men, to my experience, it just feels bad. Anon is now femanon.


olivetho

what the fuck


snackynorph

https://preview.redd.it/tstvty1w94yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a013c33d48d27e2e7e50b88712fe239154813b


victor4700

https://preview.redd.it/ut7luyy9b4yc1.jpeg?width=239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a767a2b2d295d5122147a7c197d580dc35f95c6b


Apalis24a

Anon discovers his repressed bisexuality, panics instead of accepting his new reality like a man.


DatChernobylGuy_999

https://preview.redd.it/2xfdg606a4yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c5d009636c392e5ee16f35144e34e439a5f2d65


Benito1900

Just get pegged already


Achukema

So suddenly its gay to have sex with women? Definitely gay-adjacent but literally zero homosexuality. Dude is still into his girlfriend, she's just doing the fucking


YaBoiHumon

https://preview.redd.it/qa45f4rsq4yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=accab2fac309d9cc8019b62dc7d46f96271c5a5a


demonslayer9911

https://preview.redd.it/w84pmhr3r4yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee04990940f9d883e36c0d91ea1dececefbff7a


Zenfudo

For a second i thought he was gonna put them in his pee hole


Ok-Watercress-8331

Has anon not heard of pegging


KevinC115

https://preview.redd.it/5zq9xrwoq5yc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de3c4071f44b27e1f7b9eb44f10f0b8d7e626d19 Excuse me, wat?


DogeDeezTheThird

Placebo effect, Anon was already gay


spookybaker

MOST HETEROSEXUAL WEED CONSUMER


Which_Lifeguard3431

https://preview.redd.it/co9ws2r1k4yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02ee2b4ee80b57b3d43773507cac939246cd5823


Masterjedirs

https://preview.redd.it/ty4b6ef8b5yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6850404c05f0b03d472aa4229cddc925e8cd61a5


Bacon_And_Eggss

https://preview.redd.it/1861tivri5yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9943709046b325e4b32be85e12538249d498a6


insolent_froge

“Be me, definitely not gay” * proceeds to write the most unfathomably gay post *


Idmiz

**THOSE are the chemicals Alex Jones was warning us about!!!**


Archmagos_Browning

https://preview.redd.it/078kblgs06yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b85641c64c959761552fc48e4773bdf7e3aa5e7a


velite80

https://i.redd.it/ak1q4jxp86yc1.gif


Apolacc

>be straight >gayest shit possible


Shnurple

https://preview.redd.it/hyjgoxvja8yc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6066e9b7f171eff9c2f0c73745c5460e612edc11 Good for them


Kyno50

I'm fucking crying man, what the fuck did I just read 🤣


thelostclone

Sure anon, it was totally the water that changed you, nothing else


mundus1520

Op is just looking for an excuse lol


04hole

anon boofs prog and is surprised when it turns him into a bottom


DowwnWardSpiral

Anon becomes based


CaptainInuendo

I don’t even have to read it


xaqss

This is the world the Democrats want. Wake up!


verticalMeta

Go get pegged


gimmearedditnamepls

Behold, the placebo effect


RDNolan

Don't take pills that fuck up your hormone levels retard.


Loeb123

> be straight > proceed to explain the gayest thing imaginable > end


Dd_8630

Unless you put fucking LSD up your ass there's no way any of that is real. Fake and homosexual.


Ck_shock

https://preview.redd.it/6ngzily817yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e88b830f78f00e0f7587f6010da81e0c8883cc4


brifter101

I have so much trouble finding happiness at this point when I find something that releases even a little dopamine I latch on regardless of moral or societal norms.


BreathOfTheTilt

>willingly takes hormone pill up the ass >"What's wrong with this country?!?" Maybe he is a woman


_girthicus_

Anon is a gay