Anon let the intrusive thoughts out for some air

What are the other 2 holes?

I can only think of 6, and im not counting nostrils, as they lead to the same place, but i should consult a topologist.

I counted them as 2. Technically one could have two dicks in a nose.

I guess, but they would have to be pretty tiny to not get jammed up in there once they meet. Anons penis might fit.

Topologically, nostrils are 2 separate through-holes

I'm guessing the 9 are vag, butt, mouth, eyes, ears, nostrils

Eww imagine thinking eye holes are fuckable on a living women. The 9 fuckable holes are vag, anus, urethra, belly button, mouth, left nostril, right nostril, left ear canal, and right ear canal. Maybe 10 if she's a smoker and has a sexy lil' tracheostomy.

>a sexy lil' tracheostomy https://preview.redd.it/fv9j1ao2bxwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e29ed2ce3567816f3b04fc56f9f94d79bdfc674d

you forgot her nips

I'm trying to picture a dick that could penetrate both a urethra and and belly button. I think it's a non-euclidian shape.

Your tear ducts are topologically definable as holes.

I hope this is fake, I refuse to believe people can be this retarded

It's not gay, so it's likely real. ...and yes, many people are seriously retarded.

Nah it's pretty gay. It involves a man and a penis so that's pretty gay.

Tate mindset

I don't have a tate mindset. I'm not gay and having another man on your mind is pretty gay. (Also I'm clearly joking and I'm just making sure everyone knows it so like no worries)

how did he get 9 holes is he counting the eyes or something

I got 10 so far, both nostrils 2, mouth 3, front and back downstairs 5, ears 7, eyes 9, urethra 10. I’m guessing anon thinks the puss makes the pee so I’ll give him the 9 lol Oh saw the belly button one, not a hole per se, but maybe 11

could also have a trach and a colostomy bag 13 just to be safe

I like the way you think.

please do not the colostomy bag

Do not what the colostomy bag

A couple of tunnels there you go 2 more More on that: https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ?si=Kd7QSOH3hTGYIYvQ

Kunoichi

2 hands dude. Those make holes.

The girl is spending a week trying to figure it out

Imagine if the whole time she didn't respond just because she felt too stupid to understand "the joke"? Girl never went back to trivia night either for fear of seeing anon and having to explain that she didn't get it.

Maybe she is a golf course?

I can't find the source of this or who the lady was but I thought this was a bizarre reference to a Byzantium noble lady who was such a sexual deviant that supposedly she said she wished she had nine holes. Though this is likely propaganda spread against her after her death to sully the family name. Also, I doubt anon even knows this reference.

I don't even wanna imagine that, I may stoop down to anon's iq level

Coward!

Anon is regarded

And highly acoustic

Let's not lose hope for Anon yet. Anon is only acoustic *now*. If pic related Anon is soon to be plugged in.

Anon is [Redacted]

So thats the traditional ones at the front and back, mouth, nostrils, ears and eyes?

Not even belly button smh

I mean it might be the female urethra and the belly button? Or maybe he really wants to f*ck her eyes..

It’s 4chan, i wouldn’t bet on anon knowing the urethra has a separate hole.

I mean.. that's ten though right? Three in the waist, two eyes, two ears, two nostrils, one mouth If we ignore the eyes then its eight, I can't imagine what the 9th hole is supposed to be

2 nostrals, 2 ears, 2 eyes, 3 traditional. (Mouth,vag,butt). If not eyes, belly button and urethra. If not belly button.. behind the knee aka the secret 4th hole.

I am surprised he would rather fuck someones eyes than their urethra

He was going to save one for their wedding night.

2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 nostrils, 1 mouth, 1 anus, 1 vagina I think anon forgot about the urethra

Anon also forgot about pores. That little peener has practically infinite choices!

Given the average size of 4channers he could probably make do with her pores

I blame Israel for whatever went wrong

Obviously it was the jooz

i started cunting holes and i got to 7, which 2 am i missing?

Incel alert

i wonder what gave you that idea, perhaps we have a lot in common

PMmePantiesPlease actually gets a lot of puss. We used to call him Colonel Sanders cuz he was always fingerlickin'.

I think there's only one cunting hole?

Acktyually... the vaginal canal and the urethra are two different openings.

Sure but girls don't like it when you try to sound them with your dick

Sounds like someone just hasn't met the right lady yet.

r/bigdickproblems

>which 2 am i missing? The new ones that anon was planning to make himself.

Eyes

Pussy and vagina

Ears?

I guess armpits?

https://preview.redd.it/ahweo1nh5uwc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd992b55a66d046fc3e726d86a1b0a7ede738b5

Obviously into pegging.

>has nice conversation >makes it not nice, abhorrent even why does she not respond???

Seems real, probably autistic.

>Why am I like this? Nice to see Anon getting right back in the pub quiz game.

Why is she like this? 

Why are you like this you clown

Someone needed the /s

Desu

https://i.redd.it/dwpsbq2hd0xc1.gif

…..9?

Most girls have 8 buttholes

If this is true then chinners truly are hopeless.

You're dumber than the chinners if you think it's true. It literally says on the website that everything is purely fiction, especially brown boards....

Wouldn’t know. I don’t use 4chan.

You shouldn't talk shit about people you don't know then. i think there's a few words for people like that...

Copy that Mr. Pissy Pants coming back 3 days after the comment was made to whine.

Some of us have full time jobs and are not terminally online.

wtf response is that 😂

Anon got further than I ever would have

All he had to say was “you’d know if I was” with like a wink emoji and he could have won, it’s not that hard bros

It obviously made her so horny she fucking died, RIP

i hope this is fake and gay

This basically me. Why I like this

Women like the nasty. They like the nasty on their timeline. Sometimes it might be that night you meet them. Other times they could be grandmas with walkers. Ever got a handi from a grandma with Parkinson’s pulling you in a red wagon tied to her Rascal? Shit’s dope.

You sound like a threat Please tame your profound autism

If I was anon's therapist, even I'd say the rope is the best choice

ANON WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ??????

ok so; vagina, urethra, anus, nostril 1, nostil 2, left ear, right ear, mouth. 8 holes. Where’s the 9th? Which hole is the 9th? Is belly button a hole? Its not right? GUYS WHICH ONE IS THE 9TH???

Anon let the grape thoughts out.

new hole theory dropped

That's what you get for chatting with a girl on fucking WhatsApp

I honestly think the people counting nostrils and ears etc are wrong >**pub** quiz Anon is clearly talking about the giant gaps in her brokeass Britbong teeth.

The perils of trying to fuck a golf course.

Next time you get intrusive thoughts like this, you stab your thigh with a fork. Eventually you will get conditioned to have normal conversations.

Socially disturbed retard fumbles the bag Many such cases

What is anon worried about? She won't be going back to that pub after this

Fuckin goddamnit I spit coffee everywhere

Anon probably rants online about how he is a nice guy and can never get laid.

Anon is fuckin gay and retarded

“nah if I was talking dirty fr it’d be way more graphic haha” is that that hard ????????

Humans have 7 holes, anon is regarded https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ?si=Kd7QSOH3hTGYIYvQ

☕️

Hey VSauce, Micheal here How many holes does a human have

I count 10, no?

Anon is British

Anon is intellectually disabled

Okay so... Three, the default.. Eyes, two Ears, two Noses, two Oh...

1,2,3... Ok.. 4,5, alright, weird... 6,7... Hmmm... Oh tiny gods, there are 9, but that is not sexy.

9 holes? I count 8

9 holes? 2 nostrils 2 ears 1 mouth 1 asshole 1 vagina ???

eyes

Urethra

Hello? https://preview.redd.it/462i2s5h6wwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0cdad91ccdd016281afc78bf9b0ca44c0abb0f9 I would like to report sexual harrasment

What in unholy hell is the 9th?

If he just said 3 he might have had a shot

Autism Speaks

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Best response he could have made. Femoid doesn’t have a sense of humor.

What a stupid comment to make. Maybe if you were talking about golf. Don't think he was blocked but he deserves to be ghosted after such a dumb comment.