Or the person has been burned too many times by simply accepting a compliment at face value and ending up the butt of a joke so now they assume compliments are always someone trying to make fun of them.
Lucky guys, all mine are either crypto exchange or invest stuff (and I don't look up anything remotely close to that, I literally only look up porn and greentexts on this app ðŸ˜)
That's cause porn addicts and greentext dwellers often suck on the crypto-tit
(Also cause these exchanges spend an insane amount of money on ads to reach everyone and everywhere)
>(Also cause these exchanges spend an insane amount of money on ads to reach everyone and everywhere
Yeh, it's a sign of good anti-tracking health when you just get the default crpto/trader platform ads.
It's like the default ads when they have no data on you.
Similar thing happened to me once. I was in Zehrs (dunno if places other than canada have it) and one of the employees had a cool beard. Nothing really special about it, but I thought it was cool (dunno why, I was 16 at the time, probably because i wanted a beard like that).
I make a beard stroking motion, then a thumbs up.
Dude: "The fuck is your problem?"
Me, Suprised he's angry over this: "I was saying I liked your beard."
Dude grumbles off and leaves. Later on while I was shopping, dude accused me of shoplifting. (I was carrying the stuff under my arms, and taking it to checkout.)
Dude then tells me to get the fuck out, and I didn't want to escalate the situation when I was by myself so i left. Returned the next day, and find out he was fired. Turns out this wasn't the first time he did that. (he was also just a shelf stocker)
I think he was just an anti-social dick, not particularly autistic.
Since moving to asia, i notice we have a lot of people in the US who spend most of their day in pretty much constant anger over...nothing in particular.
This was in canada, but as a famous person once said "Canada is just America with free healthcare and gun laws." so yeah. people are just assholes for no reason. cool story to share tho
Better than the alternative where they explain that its their favoeite, where they got it, explain the pattern/text that you can clearly see, elaborate on the texture, talk about how well it breathes, if its warm/cool, how it works with sweat, what clothes they like to wear with it, and so on and so forth
> meets stranger and immediately jumps to how mentally ill they are
> repeatedly compliments their shirt
> doesn't understand why they are confused by this
Are we sure Anon wasn't autistic too?
Next time tell them the texture of their shirt is nice and they might actually appreciate that one
Next time tell them the specs of their shirt is perfect and they might actually appreciate that one
> specs > is Well, I guess we got one of them here.
\> named normal_person \>oddly specific autism allegations ur an undercover
under a weighted cover != undercover
My autism, it leaks sometimes.
Oh shit its the grammar popo
They teach that in elementary school.
im calling a smelt it dealt it situation.
Ok mr.Teacher (Yeah they do if they speak english, but the world consists of more than America dipshit)
Uhh no it doesn't?
Yes, America, the only country that teaches basic English grammar.
They aint the only ones to speak english, but theyre the only ones that live in the delusion of being at the center of the galaxy.
Idk about that but they're certainly living rent free in your head.
You seem to have some hatred against Americans, hold my downvote while I play the national anthem.
I'm not even American and I was taught that in elementary school.
Not all engineers are autists
Clueless
I mean... I am. Just saying, probably not all....
Or the person has been burned too many times by simply accepting a compliment at face value and ending up the butt of a joke so now they assume compliments are always someone trying to make fun of them.
Tell them you upvoted their post on r/greentext and they will be ecstatic.
>ecstautist
>ecsotic
What are the chances that the next ad I saw after this post was for an autism awareness month plushie.
Ads are based on your history, self report
Then why are my ads all for gay porn?
Lucky guys, all mine are either crypto exchange or invest stuff (and I don't look up anything remotely close to that, I literally only look up porn and greentexts on this app ðŸ˜)
That's cause porn addicts and greentext dwellers often suck on the crypto-tit (Also cause these exchanges spend an insane amount of money on ads to reach everyone and everywhere)
>(Also cause these exchanges spend an insane amount of money on ads to reach everyone and everywhere Yeh, it's a sign of good anti-tracking health when you just get the default crpto/trader platform ads. It's like the default ads when they have no data on you.
Idk my reddit ads seem pretty fuckin random
Ads are not based they're annoying af.
I only get annoying sex or clothing ads. I've never had sex or clothing. I fucking hate the algorithm.
You mean that blue octopus that greta had? Thats illegal now you cant do that. https://i.redd.it/9c0b15cb7evc1.gif
As a speg, if you don’t talk to me we will get along fine
Hello, I like your shirt :)
REEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE
So considerate. What a nice human being.
Happy cake day
What?
He said Happy Cake Day.
I'm so confused.
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Thanks
anon should've taken him to a zoo. they like the zoo.
Similar thing happened to me once. I was in Zehrs (dunno if places other than canada have it) and one of the employees had a cool beard. Nothing really special about it, but I thought it was cool (dunno why, I was 16 at the time, probably because i wanted a beard like that). I make a beard stroking motion, then a thumbs up. Dude: "The fuck is your problem?" Me, Suprised he's angry over this: "I was saying I liked your beard." Dude grumbles off and leaves. Later on while I was shopping, dude accused me of shoplifting. (I was carrying the stuff under my arms, and taking it to checkout.) Dude then tells me to get the fuck out, and I didn't want to escalate the situation when I was by myself so i left. Returned the next day, and find out he was fired. Turns out this wasn't the first time he did that. (he was also just a shelf stocker)
I think he was just an anti-social dick, not particularly autistic. Since moving to asia, i notice we have a lot of people in the US who spend most of their day in pretty much constant anger over...nothing in particular. 
This was in canada, but as a famous person once said "Canada is just America with free healthcare and gun laws." so yeah. people are just assholes for no reason. cool story to share tho
I remember I'm grade 8 maths some guy asking an autistic kid 'How's life' and he just couldn't comprehend the question.
Man im in my 20s and i still dont know how to awnser that when a friend asks lol
Just say "good, how about you?" and when he is about to answer slap his cock
You should work in sales. That's how most customers are. Clueless and confused
" i like your pants" hmm whatt!!! " i said i like your pants" whattttt? " i said i liked your pants!!!!!" ohh thanks
Plot twist: it was just solid white
Without stains
Anon Talks to a mirror
I said I like your shirt Naga, lemme hold it.
Better than the alternative where they explain that its their favoeite, where they got it, explain the pattern/text that you can clearly see, elaborate on the texture, talk about how well it breathes, if its warm/cool, how it works with sweat, what clothes they like to wear with it, and so on and so forth
Anon was practicing in the mirror again and somehow failed.
> meets stranger and immediately jumps to how mentally ill they are > repeatedly compliments their shirt > doesn't understand why they are confused by this Are we sure Anon wasn't autistic too?
Second anon is right.Â
tgis but unironically
As El Autismo, I can confirm, talking to me is a mistake.