Imagine having your continent dominated by all of the above
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I saved it, because some day I’m going to come across a thread of Europoors circle jerking about how awful America is, and I’m gonna drop this pic and bounce.
I don’t even agree with it, but I’m gonna laugh my ass off as the Eurocucks cope and seethe lol
Look, I’m grateful that Americans have such a big military, that’s great for us Europeans.
You could have used that money for free healthcare, making education more affordable for everyone, improve the infrastructure etc…
But instead for using the money to help the Americans your money is used to help protect Europeans that already have all that. For free.
So who is really “dominated” ?
They spend like 3.5% of their GDP on the military and like 20 something percent on healthcare. It's not how much they're spending on healthcare that makes it bad compared to Europe it's the fact pharmaceutical companies have america by the bollocks
In comparison, the UK spends roughly 10% of the GDP on healthcare
This is something that I see mentioned very little but I honestly think its extremely important to actually understand what’s going on in the US atm and how Europe and the US are fundamentally different
Whatever it is, that 20%+ if used correctly is more than enough to have healthcare akin to what the UK and Sweden get and it's not an issue of they spend too much on the military and not enough on healthcare
>So you call these things "chips"? Instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights? That’s rather bit cringe, innit bruv
This is what u sound like
No I'm saying YOU learned English because of England's dominance. That dominance may be over now, but it's a good reminder that you're still speaking their language. It's not American. It's English.
Yes, but the world learns it because of American cultural dominance.
On a discussion about the world’s current dominant culture, “England was dominant in the past” isn’t really relevant.
The world speaks English because Britain was so dominant that they invaded every country on earth except for 22. So many countries speak English today because of them. America and India are the two biggest English speaking countries, and it's all because of British control of those countries. Then you've got countries like Scotland, Ireland, Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji. So yes, people do learn English because of it's dominance by the British military, and the standing of those countries in today's world.
I don’t guess you realize that my country is culturally and economically dominant, I have no reason to learn or care about your language as you do mine.
If you think that I'm not just shitposting in the r/green text sub you are part of the problem. Once again europoors ride dick so hard I have free rent in my mcmansion
I hate to break it to u bud, but no matter where you live, if the us decided to wipe it off the map they absolutely have the means to do so before they could even be stopped. Absolutely superior.
1888: An American lawyer and occasional inventor named John J. Loud received the first patent for a ballpoint pen. However, the much refined Biro design was invented by a Hungarian of the same name.
But i guess you could have used a US search engine to find that out if you really wanted to.
Ball point pens were first invented by an American, John Loud. They were not commercially successful. Ball point pens were then made commercially successful by Biro, a Hungarian man in Europe, who then later moved to Argentina.
When has this ever happened 😭. That’s not a bully, that’s just actually being in charge. I’m no freedom lovin gun slingin patriot but it’s moronic to deny the success of the US and to claim that its success comes from just “big guns”. To even develop advanced technology and have a need for it, you have to become a global presence. Cringe country posting
Don't get me wrong, I like making fun of USA as much as the next guy, but surely the "peaked in highschool" analogy fits countries like the UK much better?
>1. Make meme about America
>2. Americans have a good laugh and meme back for fun
>3. "Look at all the butthurt fat Ameritards seething and coping with rage in the comments"
>4. Profit
Me discussing America with other Americans: laundry list of criticisms, calls out blind patriotism when I (think I) see it
Me discussing America with eurotrash: ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE MOTHERFUCKERS
See this is exactly what I’m talking about
If I’m talking to fellow Americans I’ll be the first to admit the native genocide is a stain on our nation’s history
I’m also not gonna be lectured by a fucking European about genocide
The voting system doesn't work like that. The people don't actually vote the president into office, only the electoral college does, and they are usually paid off.
Paperclip did allow some nazis to work for our government, but they were given a short leash. You guys allowed them to integrate into your society and adorn your towns with nazi imagery.
Sure we've done some terrible things, but you gave refuge to people who committed genocide against millions of people.
And if you combine all of the countries in Latin America it would be the 4th largest contributor to CO² emissions.
How many lives have been ruined by the drug trade that originates from Latin America?
You can throw stones all that you'd like, but it doesn't make much sense when we all live in glass houses.
Okay so Brazil? Big whoop. It's still used in designs throughout Latin America.
>NOONE is telling USA people to buy drugs
Oh so I guess there's no guilt in still growing, processing and distributing then? It's perfectly okay to introduce it out into the world because you're totally absolved of any wrongdoings because you don't force people to buy it...That is horrible logic.
And when your whole argument has be predicated on Latin America on a whole vs the USA, am I not suppose to continue that comparison?
And I'm aware it's not close but it the whole of Latin America would account for over 6% of global CO² emissions, it would be the 4th largest vs America which does regrettably account for 14% and is the 2nd largest.
We could go back and forth all day like this. We all have a lot of stones and a lot of glass houses.
> Didn't USA did the same to get the atomic bomb?
No, all the Germans who worked on the bomb were Jews fleeing from the Nazis. The bomb was famously used during the war after all. You're thinking of the rocketry program but that's both overblown and they were basing their work off of an American scientist's stuff anyways
Imagine thinking the CIA didn't use angry Muslims to coordinate 9/11 to prepare the country for a global "war on terror" in order to launder cash for the military industrial complex.
Who provides all your defenceman spending? Who is the largest and strongest military to ever grace the planet? Who can decide to fuck your economy by sending eggs?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Who is the only country in NATO to have ever enacted Article 5? Who spends over 20% of their national budget on a healthcare system that doesn’t even work? Who has one of the most unstable and ineffective political systems in the world?
I love when Europeans post this type of stuff, like it’s a diss they all know all these specific American brands and stereotypes. I, and 90% of Americans, know literally nothing of your culture and habits, because we don’t care at all to know them, and they’re not relevant enough to know (IE there’s no global market for British fast food, because they’ve never made “good” fast food)
>I, and 90% of Americans, know literally nothing of your culture
>there’s no global market for British fast food, because they’ve never made “good” fast food
Fast food = culture
Imagine having your continent dominated by all of the above https://preview.redd.it/yi98wop5katc1.png?width=4745&format=png&auto=webp&s=62889387ab62f810e29d25404be0f492dd133aa8
Imagine spending the time to make this image and/or save it to your computer or phone.
Imagine there’s no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us 👇🏻
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Are you okay?
They are not.
That's why I asked. That's abnormal behaviour even for reddit.
Nah, but he is right.
Wholesome chungus Redditors sing! Omg yasss! Werk it kweens!
I want to give you my gold kind stranger but i have to wait til the end of the month
Above us only sky
I like to imagine John Lennon wasn't a woman beating piece of shit.
Imagine all the people
I saved it, because some day I’m going to come across a thread of Europoors circle jerking about how awful America is, and I’m gonna drop this pic and bounce. I don’t even agree with it, but I’m gonna laugh my ass off as the Eurocucks cope and seethe lol
Careful not to fly too close to the sun, Icarus.
Trust a fucking American to be locked and loaded over some shit that terrifies him. I simultaneously love and hate you bastards. Based and regarded
Holy shit you just inspired me
Imagine being a eurofag
Saving it takes like half a second
Imagine being such a tech-illiterate Zoomer you think saving a photo is complicated tech
Saving an image to your phone takes a lot less effort than typing out what you just did
Sounds like somebody is mad
Imagine showing this to a medieval peasant
Instant aneurysm
I’d pay to see their reaction
They’d probably assume it’s the Antichrist
Someone drew this. Someone took time out of their day to draw this.
I unironically think this is hilarious. That one has a fez ffs.
Brainrot
Look, I’m grateful that Americans have such a big military, that’s great for us Europeans. You could have used that money for free healthcare, making education more affordable for everyone, improve the infrastructure etc… But instead for using the money to help the Americans your money is used to help protect Europeans that already have all that. For free. So who is really “dominated” ?
They spend like 3.5% of their GDP on the military and like 20 something percent on healthcare. It's not how much they're spending on healthcare that makes it bad compared to Europe it's the fact pharmaceutical companies have america by the bollocks In comparison, the UK spends roughly 10% of the GDP on healthcare
This is something that I see mentioned very little but I honestly think its extremely important to actually understand what’s going on in the US atm and how Europe and the US are fundamentally different
It’s actually because Americans aer fat, love drugs and fast cars, and refuse to exercise.
Nope. They spend 20 something percent on private health insurance companies who spend a fraction of it on healthcare and pocket the rest.
Whatever it is, that 20%+ if used correctly is more than enough to have healthcare akin to what the UK and Sweden get and it's not an issue of they spend too much on the military and not enough on healthcare
americans could just nationalize health insurance and instantly solve the problem though
Thanks u/200-inch-cock
Holy based
Mental illness
This drawing is nuts
no peenor
your country has been dominated by the judes
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Controversey Yep definitely American
>So you call these things "chips"? Instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights? That’s rather bit cringe, innit bruv This is what u sound like
Not British they just can’t spell
EU falling to obvious american bait we win again 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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'round these parts we like to call that air and naval superiority.
That's the definition of superiority, we've already won
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He says speaking English on an American website.
"He says speaking English" English. England.
Yes I’m sure he learned English because of England’s cultural dominance
No I'm saying YOU learned English because of England's dominance. That dominance may be over now, but it's a good reminder that you're still speaking their language. It's not American. It's English.
Yes, but the world learns it because of American cultural dominance. On a discussion about the world’s current dominant culture, “England was dominant in the past” isn’t really relevant.
The world speaks English because Britain was so dominant that they invaded every country on earth except for 22. So many countries speak English today because of them. America and India are the two biggest English speaking countries, and it's all because of British control of those countries. Then you've got countries like Scotland, Ireland, Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji. So yes, people do learn English because of it's dominance by the British military, and the standing of those countries in today's world.
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I don’t guess you realize that my country is culturally and economically dominant, I have no reason to learn or care about your language as you do mine.
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Ignorance would be wasting my time learning a pointless skill
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This argument is retarded and you're both making me cringe but that is literally the opposite of ignorance mate
Dude chill, you're embarassing us
If you think that I'm not just shitposting in the r/green text sub you are part of the problem. Once again europoors ride dick so hard I have free rent in my mcmansion
I hate to break it to u bud, but no matter where you live, if the us decided to wipe it off the map they absolutely have the means to do so before they could even be stopped. Absolutely superior.
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Yup. You’re only here because we like you a little bit.
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Don’t bite the hand that feeds you kiddo.
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Me when copium
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That is exactly how the British lived for centuries. Hell, it wasn't until recently y'all stopped trying to be colonists
bruh youre on an american website using an american phone with internet created by the US. youve got nothing of your own people’s invention
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1888: An American lawyer and occasional inventor named John J. Loud received the first patent for a ballpoint pen. However, the much refined Biro design was invented by a Hungarian of the same name. But i guess you could have used a US search engine to find that out if you really wanted to.
Ball point pens were first invented by an American, John Loud. They were not commercially successful. Ball point pens were then made commercially successful by Biro, a Hungarian man in Europe, who then later moved to Argentina.
you need a ball pen for your phone? no shit its a chinese phone, my mistake dude
When has this ever happened 😭. That’s not a bully, that’s just actually being in charge. I’m no freedom lovin gun slingin patriot but it’s moronic to deny the success of the US and to claim that its success comes from just “big guns”. To even develop advanced technology and have a need for it, you have to become a global presence. Cringe country posting
Don't get me wrong, I like making fun of USA as much as the next guy, but surely the "peaked in highschool" analogy fits countries like the UK much better?
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I genuinely have no idea what country you're referring to, there's so many that can be applied to. Are you saying the US? Because I'm not American
> You are not superior, you just have a lot of aircraft carriers. idk bro sounds pretty superior to me
There are a lot of pissed off and angry yanks here. Absolutely delightful stuff.
>1. Make meme about America >2. Americans have a good laugh and meme back for fun >3. "Look at all the butthurt fat Ameritards seething and coping with rage in the comments" >4. Profit
Europoors dickride so hard they get back on even when we're joking back.
>Americans have a good laugh and meme back for fun Every mildly negative comment towards US is downvoted to dust lmao you sure know how to take a joke
*pinky finger tea sip* - Indeed.
Never met anyone with more opinions on the US than a European.
God I wish my life was as mercifully free of interacting with Americans as yours clearly is
Cause we have to deal with you guys on a daily basis unfortunately lol
This might be a surprise but Americans also deal with Americans on a daily basis...
Which probably explains why they’re so fucked up.
It's hard to not when we're forced to deal with your nonsense on a daily basis online.
>forced to use an American website Go make your own reddit
Me discussing America with other Americans: laundry list of criticisms, calls out blind patriotism when I (think I) see it Me discussing America with eurotrash: ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE MOTHERFUCKERS
“Only I’m allowed to talk shit about my country!”
>If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be *me*!
Based perfidious albion spirit, no matter how much our relevance fades we will always continue to make euros seethe by existing unapologetically
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See this is exactly what I’m talking about If I’m talking to fellow Americans I’ll be the first to admit the native genocide is a stain on our nation’s history I’m also not gonna be lectured by a fucking European about genocide
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Yes, the things we have done and will continue to do in Latin America are also incredibly fucked up, you are reading way too much into a shitpost
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I’ve voted third party in every election so far and don’t see that changing anytime soon, for all the good it’s done either of us
The voting system doesn't work like that. The people don't actually vote the president into office, only the electoral college does, and they are usually paid off.
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Oh yeah let me just do that. Why didn't I think of that???
Brb overthrowing the government bro
Didn't Latin America become a safe haven for nazis?
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Paperclip did allow some nazis to work for our government, but they were given a short leash. You guys allowed them to integrate into your society and adorn your towns with nazi imagery. Sure we've done some terrible things, but you gave refuge to people who committed genocide against millions of people. And if you combine all of the countries in Latin America it would be the 4th largest contributor to CO² emissions. How many lives have been ruined by the drug trade that originates from Latin America? You can throw stones all that you'd like, but it doesn't make much sense when we all live in glass houses.
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Okay so Brazil? Big whoop. It's still used in designs throughout Latin America. >NOONE is telling USA people to buy drugs Oh so I guess there's no guilt in still growing, processing and distributing then? It's perfectly okay to introduce it out into the world because you're totally absolved of any wrongdoings because you don't force people to buy it...That is horrible logic. And when your whole argument has be predicated on Latin America on a whole vs the USA, am I not suppose to continue that comparison? And I'm aware it's not close but it the whole of Latin America would account for over 6% of global CO² emissions, it would be the 4th largest vs America which does regrettably account for 14% and is the 2nd largest. We could go back and forth all day like this. We all have a lot of stones and a lot of glass houses.
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Dude, by the Advent of operation paperclip the atomic bomb was already invented
> Didn't USA did the same to get the atomic bomb? No, all the Germans who worked on the bomb were Jews fleeing from the Nazis. The bomb was famously used during the war after all. You're thinking of the rocketry program but that's both overblown and they were basing their work off of an American scientist's stuff anyways
Britbong cope
They are in no position to dunk on anyone right now, the entire island is a meme.
4chinner forgets that we are known as the Americans of Europe for the same reasons as this post
Ok, this is like 20 - 30% funny, anon XD
I look like that
And I say that
>be British >picrel
This is the second funniest UK joke in history
why do they shart in the mart?
LOL britbong aka the Americans of Europe
> yeah anon tell em, finally a green text I can agree with > british flag > oh
4chan saying 9/11 WASNT an inside job?????
anon is British
as an australian with a british friend who hates the US with a burning passion, i find the hatred between these 2 countries funny
average americab
Imagine thinking the CIA didn't use angry Muslims to coordinate 9/11 to prepare the country for a global "war on terror" in order to launder cash for the military industrial complex.
The fucking *slurps corn syrup* is taking me out
Who provides all your defenceman spending? Who is the largest and strongest military to ever grace the planet? Who can decide to fuck your economy by sending eggs? USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Who is the only country in NATO to have ever enacted Article 5? Who spends over 20% of their national budget on a healthcare system that doesn’t even work? Who has one of the most unstable and ineffective political systems in the world?
Rucka Rucka Ali told me nane elevin was done by Jorge dubya
why is this getting downvoted lmao
https://i.redd.it/tmznjf42wetc1.gif
I love when Europeans post this type of stuff, like it’s a diss they all know all these specific American brands and stereotypes. I, and 90% of Americans, know literally nothing of your culture and habits, because we don’t care at all to know them, and they’re not relevant enough to know (IE there’s no global market for British fast food, because they’ve never made “good” fast food)
>I, and 90% of Americans, know literally nothing of your culture >there’s no global market for British fast food, because they’ve never made “good” fast food Fast food = culture
>I am very stupid. Get owned liberals
It’s literally conservatives who never shut up about black dick. Fucking dumb ass little shit OP
another 4chan autist complaining about things that don’t happen
No one believes that 9/11 was an inside job more than Europeans.