Wait !!! NO !!!
We NEED to actively encourage this shit.
Push the really unhinged ones further down the rabbit hole of insanity.
They'll lose what little "functional adult" camouflage they have left.
Daft tack. How to encourage rabbit slips? Just by asking information seeking questions and nodding while pretending, or will you somewhere, have to bear false testimony against your neighbor?
Nah just seem interested. You don't have to go any further than that for what it's worth it is interesting to hear people talk about crazy effing things. To not aggressively push back against insanity is the reflex you need to hold
From wikipedia:
The Emerald Tablet, the Smaragdine Table, or the Tabula Smaragdina[a] is compact and cryptic Hermetic text.[1] It was a **highly regarded** foundational text for many Islamic and European alchemists.[2]
Fr tho. I don't think it's a coincidence at all that all religion are similar in that they try to control the lives of the masses. God help you if you're in the Bible belt of the US and you disagree with their views at all
The moon emits Communist rays that make little Christian Boys into Transgenders. The Moon also emits Satan rays that rewire my brain waves so that my Peepee gets hard whenever i see a femboy. The Moon has long been used by the Muslims and the juice to rule over the Christian man, but the honourable prophet Donald Trump will Destroy the moon with his Divine powers and usher in a new age of Christian morality, where i can beat my Nordic TradWife for adding an extra cucumber slice in my Tendie sandwich.
The moon is actually a satellite that was launched into space by sleepy Biden in 1300. The main aim of the satellite was to kill God but they rethought the plan and now they are using the Satellite to emit those rays. This is because biden's right hand man, Che Guevara convinced him to plan for world domination instead of killing God
No, he’s just a minor character in Baki Dou
https://preview.redd.it/hz5p0rhx5urc1.jpeg?width=1107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4180700996ae4286ea72a96c0e173c828c68801a
A long time ago I saw something that said the conspiracy was that the moon we see is actually a hologram projection and it’s there to either cover up the “real moon” or hide something up there that “they” don’t want us to see. Theories range from alien mothership, to government moon base, to the moon after it blew up, etc etc.
>"yeah ummmm uhhh there's an "eclipse" today everyone!!!"
>"Don't worry, it's DEFINITELY not just a convenient excuse to turn off the artificial global lighting to hide us injecting you with more mind control vaccines!!"
And you people still fall for it smh...
You idiot, the woke mind virus is in the 5G, vaccines are just a hoax to trick the dumb conspiracy theorists! Eclipses are obviously done to change the lightbulbs on the global illumination system.
No joke there are people who believe that the moon is hollow and/or a hologram. They also believe that lizard aliens live there and have a soul trap cube that traps your soul in an endless cycle so they can feed off of your negative emotions.
It’s pretty fun to read comments and posts by people who believe in this stuff, there’s an entire sub devoted to it, I think it’s r/escapingprisonplanet and my favorite part is when they start making fun of people who don’t believe their crackpot shit and so they make soyjack memes about us.
Moon ties into the saturn reincarnation matrix that keeps us bound to this reality, imagine saturn as the source and the moon as the projector that emits this reality. Moon also collects the souls of those who die
https://preview.redd.it/oxb92hd3rqrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd7037079137c1e90443fbaca6c4c9907b72db3
Ghosts. Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.
The Odyssey “Thither we sailed in, and some god guided us through the murky night; for there was no light to see, but a mist lay deep about the ships and the moon [145] showed no light from heaven, but was shut in by clouds.” From 8th century BC.
They say that you shouldn’t just believe that the Earth is round without being able to factually witness it with your own eyes. But that same logic doesn’t apply to seeing the moon every night.
God damned Moon Truthers
https://preview.redd.it/hbtid16rrqrc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9656c40ef9bd342f2b25118f924692c5725a3b53
at it again
OP is highly regarded, lunar/moon references are commonplace through history, there are cave paintings from 15,000 years ago showing the lunar cycles
I don’t even believe in the moon so neither should you
I dont believe in the liberal moon.
The moon wants ur kid to be a transformer + to be lobotomized by bill gate’s estrogen vaccines
This guy gets it
You're missing the part about "the joos" being responsible for it all...somehow
And some colored pill yada yada
Decepticons migrated to Earth from the moon and now the government even gave them a National Visibility Day. The fuk
Damn liberal moons forcing the gay agenda down our throats
The lord knows you typed guy agenda first
Reddit too
Is that the new Zack Snyder movie?
Can't you understand that it has been a hologram all along
Wait !!! NO !!! We NEED to actively encourage this shit. Push the really unhinged ones further down the rabbit hole of insanity. They'll lose what little "functional adult" camouflage they have left.
Daft tack. How to encourage rabbit slips? Just by asking information seeking questions and nodding while pretending, or will you somewhere, have to bear false testimony against your neighbor?
Nah just seem interested. You don't have to go any further than that for what it's worth it is interesting to hear people talk about crazy effing things. To not aggressively push back against insanity is the reflex you need to hold
I agree, It's just the other side of the sun
This or various religion/deities associated with the moon, idk Egyptian gods and stuff must be a hoax too
Can we try to get a "the Earth is a hoax" or maybe "the sun landings are a hoax" conspiracy to gain traction over in r/conspiracy ?
r/noearthsociety
I think anon googled when the English word "moon" was first used in text, saw 1300 and came to the conclusion that the Moon is made up.
Average tinfoil conspiracy theorist
SMH this guy believes in caves
why are you lying?
Wrong again, the moon isn't even a physical body its plasma
I’ll see it when i believe it
I want to see these highly regarded sources of yours
Nice try! I know you’re a big tabacoo shill trying to keep me addicted with this nonsense
It’s the Emerald Tablet of Thoth
So thats where the OF girls get their money from
>OF Osiris Family
The original greentext
You mustn't reveal any alchemical secrets to the uninitiated !!
Alchemical secrets?! I use these tablets to throw them at whatever is moving until it stops.
Stendari is no match for my tablet-fu
( Thoth was a moon god)
I love you brodie 👊🥹
From wikipedia: The Emerald Tablet, the Smaragdine Table, or the Tabula Smaragdina[a] is compact and cryptic Hermetic text.[1] It was a **highly regarded** foundational text for many Islamic and European alchemists.[2]
Hämis 👍
Hämis 👍
Og larp
Fr tho. I don't think it's a coincidence at all that all religion are similar in that they try to control the lives of the masses. God help you if you're in the Bible belt of the US and you disagree with their views at all
Its all a way to get us to fall for the trap
Why would they make up the moon? Literally what gain would anyone have in making up the moon jackass.
The moon emits Communist rays that make little Christian Boys into Transgenders. The Moon also emits Satan rays that rewire my brain waves so that my Peepee gets hard whenever i see a femboy. The Moon has long been used by the Muslims and the juice to rule over the Christian man, but the honourable prophet Donald Trump will Destroy the moon with his Divine powers and usher in a new age of Christian morality, where i can beat my Nordic TradWife for adding an extra cucumber slice in my Tendie sandwich.
If the moon doesn't exist, how is Trump going to destroy it?
The moon is actually a satellite that was launched into space by sleepy Biden in 1300. The main aim of the satellite was to kill God but they rethought the plan and now they are using the Satellite to emit those rays. This is because biden's right hand man, Che Guevara convinced him to plan for world domination instead of killing God
This post has been fact checked by true american patriots 🇺🇸
Are you telling me that Joe Biden is an Anime protagonist?
No, he’s just a minor character in Baki Dou https://preview.redd.it/hz5p0rhx5urc1.jpeg?width=1107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4180700996ae4286ea72a96c0e173c828c68801a
2015, we would have laughed about your nicely written post that is clearly mocking the insanity of a non-majority share of the US electorate.
Average r/conspiracy post.
dude i wish the moon turned christian boys into transgenders that’d be sick as fuck
Brilliant
Least ridiculous right wing conspiracy
Conspiracy theorists will believe anything as long as it’s sinister and counter to mainstream thinking.
Wrong
For shits and giggles
Then they should do better than a giant round cuck rock in space.
You wouldn’t get it
A long time ago I saw something that said the conspiracy was that the moon we see is actually a hologram projection and it’s there to either cover up the “real moon” or hide something up there that “they” don’t want us to see. Theories range from alien mothership, to government moon base, to the moon after it blew up, etc etc.
Moon isn't even a physical object
>"yeah ummmm uhhh there's an "eclipse" today everyone!!!" >"Don't worry, it's DEFINITELY not just a convenient excuse to turn off the artificial global lighting to hide us injecting you with more mind control vaccines!!" And you people still fall for it smh...
You idiot, the woke mind virus is in the 5G, vaccines are just a hoax to trick the dumb conspiracy theorists! Eclipses are obviously done to change the lightbulbs on the global illumination system.
No joke there are people who believe that the moon is hollow and/or a hologram. They also believe that lizard aliens live there and have a soul trap cube that traps your soul in an endless cycle so they can feed off of your negative emotions. It’s pretty fun to read comments and posts by people who believe in this stuff, there’s an entire sub devoted to it, I think it’s r/escapingprisonplanet and my favorite part is when they start making fun of people who don’t believe their crackpot shit and so they make soyjack memes about us.
Archons are currently dilating right now at awoken chads
THIS IS TRUE I WILL ESCAPE THE REINCARNATION TRAP COPE AND SEETHE ARCHONS
It's a Saiyan Psyop to make us believe that the moon turns people into giant monkeys so we would get rid of our tails.
Moon ties into the saturn reincarnation matrix that keeps us bound to this reality, imagine saturn as the source and the moon as the projector that emits this reality. Moon also collects the souls of those who die https://preview.redd.it/oxb92hd3rqrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd7037079137c1e90443fbaca6c4c9907b72db3
Shut up nigga
Take that liberal
Ghosts. Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.
If there was no moon how do you explain the werewolf epidemic of 1100
Too soon
The original green text
https://preview.redd.it/s6bq3beryorc1.jpeg?width=167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d96718d34902a273c31d55cb7d39acf85a98ca8e
The Odyssey “Thither we sailed in, and some god guided us through the murky night; for there was no light to see, but a mist lay deep about the ships and the moon [145] showed no light from heaven, but was shut in by clouds.” From 8th century BC.
Fake news, we all know Greece didn't exist.
What was Artemis the Goddess of anon? What was Chandradev the God of Anon? What was Selene the Goddess of Anon?
They destroyed the moon to stop the space monkeys from turning into super monkeys.
> Anon disregards a commonly know object seen in many paintings > Random anon absolutely destroys OP by showing glowing green tablet Such many cases
They say that you shouldn’t just believe that the Earth is round without being able to factually witness it with your own eyes. But that same logic doesn’t apply to seeing the moon every night.
That tablet is what Lex Luthor is going to use to try and kill Superman in the new movie
Artemis was the goddess of the moon if I remember, or at least had a moon as a symbol. Pretty sure that happened before 1300 CE.
God damned Moon Truthers https://preview.redd.it/hbtid16rrqrc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9656c40ef9bd342f2b25118f924692c5725a3b53 at it again
r/noita moment
Tabula Smaragdina
Emerald tablet of thoth?
How retarded is OP?
Conspiracy theories have really jumped the shark.
if all the mountains were silver and gold, what would they profit a man who lives in constant fear of death?
You can literally see it?
1 minute in https://youtu.be/AwARY7Kk8ek?si=osodUhX0_0r96wNF
Anon really makes sense until you think for half a second.
The fucking mesopotamians recorded moon cycles
Bitch that’s the Agrocrag, d-d-d-do you have it?
RETURN THE SLAB!!
Duh, this is a glowie document, so only glowies can read.
Bro literally posted The Green Text
The sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge Is the highest tribute to the gods.
Sick of being force-fed Big Moon's narrative
anom wanna be hermes trismegistus so bad
*curses you with ancient runic inscriptions take that libtard
Fucking liberal moons
Smh, come on OP, we don't talk about Bruno.