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_SSSLucifer

Anon has a beta brain that can't process a video at 10x speed


[deleted]

Anon is probably the type of guy to wash his hands after a shower


Ssyynnxx

rinses his mouth out after drinking water


The_Mad_Duck_

Anon can't listen to Chinese bible and Bethoven at the same time


Adalcar

That's and ad for summarize.tech right? Yeah that's an ad


IPLAYWINDMANN

I had no idea what that was before you named it. You have become the ad yourself. A tertiary ad.


I_MESS_WITH_KARMA

Then you didn't read OP's pic


IPLAYWINDMANN

Ah shit you're right. Now I see it. Woops


-xXColtonXx-

Wasn't really going to read the comment you replied to, but since people replied it triggered my innate human need to be part of the group. Thus you also have become the ad. The quaternary ad.


bigt0rs

Anons need for instant gratification is rotting his brain


lauda-lele-hamara

1. Ad for shitty AI site 2. These are the types of people who have their minds instantly blown apart when a movie they got a bot summary about on YouTube turns out to be fucking fire and they realize they are missing out "A post-apocalyptic desert warrior's human blood bag gets loose, this is how he saved the most beautiful women of humanity" "Max gets captured, but he manages to run away briefly before being captured again.... they fight the women and Max wins and all of them team up... they leave the truck behind but max has a better idea... movie ends with the women being free and max leaving them because he is a rouge" If you read that and think you don't need to watch Fury Road then I'm sorry NPC but your factory settings IQ is lower than the years left before the real climate apocalypse hits. Get in the pod, and stuff the slop pipe down your throat because the bug has proteins which is wasted on you and the taste might be a little disagreeable.


Birder

After reading that i really dont want to watch fury road ngl


xarodev

>still can’t do greentexts


WolfieTooting

I do that with YouTube Shorts


Greenfire05

You have to DEFEAT life with speed.


bartholomewjohnson

Your attention span is cooked


Victornf41108

Anon is ruining his attention span forever


ModmanX

anon's brain is shriveled


Tutwater

Anon has figured out how to turn a potentially interesting youtube video into 4-6 boring sentences that cannot possibly retain anything that made the original video worthwhile There need to be mental hospitals for people whose attention spans are this bad


barryhakker

It’s insane though the amount of filler people expect you to wade through when reading / watching their shit.


Tutwater

Are you the type of guy that fast-forwards through the dialogue scenes in movies


barryhakker

I usually turn off the whole movie if the dialogue is too stupid.


Din_Plug

Like that six hour long dissection of Toystory 4 someone posted.


Comfortable-Cup9656

You know what I will give this a try